Nov 1 2006Paris Hilton sucks at Halloween

She was better when she wear a cop dress

http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

At least she wore the red fish-nets!

This is like the 9th costume I've seen Paris in

http://www.celebslam.com

And who's the swedish milkmaid... yaa!

Big Bird salute's our founding father's in this red, white and blue conCOCKtion

what about Paris's huge bunions? fucking clubfoot hammertoe bitch.

and Heidi Klum for president.

Are we certain that's a costume and not merely Paris's typical party attire?

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When did Paris get cleavage?

Is that evil apple-thing Heidi Klum? Am I supposed to be impressed? Cuz last time I checked, 'maladjusted produce' wasn't a good costume.

Looks like her everyday whore attire.

Now, if she dressed up as a woman, then I'd be shocked.

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someone left a dirty spent condom in space #5.

#5

(crickets)

Jrz - My apologies, that was me. I also left a welt from my johnson across the side of her ass cheek. The ripple took about 5 minutes to finally reverberate and knocked me against the fucking wall! It was like a flesh tsunami...

That is no costume, that is how she always dresses.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Okay then Rich, just remember to take you your trash when you're done with it.

Paris has boobies suddenly.

I stuttered. Dddddddddddd...dddddddddd..DanYELL the cunt makes me ddddd...dddddd.....do that.

#13. Ahem, as if your needledick ever came within a foot of my ass.

ahhhh...the attention, the attention.

"take you your trash"......so ignorant. who's dumb now?

If a tree falls in the forest, and it lands on Paris Hilton, does the tree get herpes?

#10 & #14 - Please read ALL the comments before posting! In particular #7's.

Thank you.

Paris sucks a lot of things. I mean, at a lot of things.

@11, 12, & 13...
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I love you guys.
I think Paris Whorton got a boob job.

I think Paris is actually in a slutty boy scout costume........

#14

omg tiem wrrp

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It's too colorful to be just any old slut. I'm thinking it's some sort of superheroine she's thought up as an alter ego. The Amazing Super-Slut.

Paris is a cartoon of herself. Except the next frame, where the obese clown suffocates her by sitting on her head, is still missing.

She has the sex appeal of an airbrushed oven mitt.

I cunt take it anymore.

WTF is that costume anyway?
LOL #25, yes, Super Slut!

Jrz - I usually do, but sometimes I stuff dirty socks in its mouth and make it walk funny. I must admit, I did it on a dare...

Compared to her HUGE ass (______)(______), a fucking telephone pole looks like a sewing needle.

Your so pathetic but....ah well, what the heck.

Here's you penis:

What do you mean you can't see it? Damn.

Heidi's was still the best.

Rich: I have a great diet plan for DanYELL....she's guaranteed to lose the first 100 lbs. in no time....we'll hide her food stamps under her baby-daddy's workboots!

Just look at Paris' face...the girl is absolutely MISERABLE! I reckon she reads this page and lets all the nasty comments get to her. Buck up little slut!

#31 - HA!!! (It may take her a minute). The only diet plan for her involves a stop watch, a hack saw, a strip of leather to bite down on, and some moonshine. Oh and about 15 large men to hold down her dimpled flesh.

Yea I know I've said it before but it bears repeating.

jrz- ha, ha, ha. Oh, a good belly laugh is just what the doctor ordered.

#31. I heard that one only works for your mother.

I don't think PAris was dressed as a slut. I think she was dressed as her mother, Cathy Hilton...you know, the C list actress who married the rich guy and runs around partying with her daughters and blowing money on.....oh wait yeah, she did dress like a slut I guess.

perhaps she took your advice and, in fact, went as paris hilton for holloween. it seems to fit, nonsensical clothing choice, vapid facial expression, self assured whorishness; it's all there. paris costumed herself as paris for halloween.

Jrz, did you get that? Yo mama! How original. LOL!

Seriously why are we surprised by what Paris is wearing? It is Paris Hilton afterall.

What's surprising is Heidi and Seal. Paris should have taken some tips from them - it's Halloween - dress up as something else - not yourself you dumb bitch!

#36

Or sometimes, just blowing...

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... ;D

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Now don't get me started on the YO MOMMA jokes......

DanYELL's momma so fat I gots to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side!

#38. As original as your underwear, my dear.

BTW...you should probably return them to thier rightful owner.

#41. Wilmer should really put you on the show...seriously, you're funny (we get it)

You can go die now.

Yo Mama got a afro wit a chin strap!

One possible name for her, ahem "superhero" persona is:

*drumroll*

Gonorrhea Girl

Sure the name is not too deep , or well thought out, but, neither is Paris

DanYELL, underwear is FUN to wear.

JRZ/RICH: The only trash that needs to be removed is Danielle.

NOW DANIELLE- Try to follow along you sperm burping gutter whore...

You criticize grammer in comment 18 but then go ahead and fuck up in comment 29 OVER & OVER! YOU'RE use of YOUR vs. YOU'RE is sad. Oh, and incorrect you dumb bitch. "You penis" Are you that ghetto or just that stupid? Both? "YOUR penis" (possessive) vs. "YOUR so pathetic- YOU'RE is the correct one there as in YOU ARE SO PATHETIC". Have fun working at KFC for the rest of YOUR life.

Paris came as the little known heroine, Super Transvestite-looking Dipshit (STD for short). Her powers are brain draining stupidity, a plethora of vaginal maladies used for good, and the mutant ability to mind-meld with her chihuahua. It is in fact a case of art imitating life, as the creator of STD based the character on Paris herself.

45--and with her friend there in small pic #4, they make the STD fighting duo of Gonorrhea Girl and Labia Lady!

#44. Quit while you're ahead.

Oh sweet lord, danielle, what the funk are you doing back here??? Damn it, thing, you must be some sort of masochist to keep coming back for more. I thought we took care of you months ago when you made fun of the fact that my father was some sort of asshole for dying of lung cancer.

51- Never underestimate the truly stupid

Yo Mama got a peg leg wit a kick stand!

Trying to get Danielle to stop commenting is like having sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's still going to happen............

Come on, Paris is so doable... and who's the chick in the pic 4? Looks great too...

DanYELL's Momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

"the internet will help to create virtual communities that compensate for walls we put up in the real world" hahahaha

Paris must have gotten a boob job...the chick working the mic looks like Micha Barton...since she isn't on OC anymore- maybe she needed extra cash

DanYell's Momma is so poor she can't even pay attention.

I hate to say this but I think the doctors are doing a great job of making Paris hotter. Weird, or I am just earth shatteringly horny.

Biatcho! Hi! Great to hear from you again!

Ahem, if you're name isn't:

Biatcho, Jrzmommy, or Richport...shut the fuck up. Simple as that. Post your little posts and go on about your pathetic day. There's no reason to stop and wonder "now why is Danielle talking" "why does she keep posting". That's between the three amigo's above and moi..

Italian Bologna whatever the hell, mind your own business.

NotaGirl ButaMan, mind your own business.
PS: Writing in CAPS is my gig, give it up.

Seriously jrz....buckwheat? in a headlock? I KNOW you can do better than that!

Last week I ran into manielle's momma walking down the street with a pig under her arm.

I asked "Where'd you get that pig?"

The pig responded "I won it at the fair".

You're earth shatteringly horny. It's OK. Just touch yourself. It's by far safer than going near Paris.

I found this and thought it was funny......

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/643/1099/1600/csmack-wtfxtina.jpg

Please lighten up a little people all the keyboard punch ups are getting a little lame :(

Danielle you are seriously a major twat and someone should flick AIDS on you. You being here made it everyone's business because the people who aren't hated don't want you here. FUCK OFF!

@54 - Stallion, you should tell that one to basketball fan dmarie.

She may dump Ferret for you!

Can someone post a short explanation on this DanYell person, a superfish dossier, if you will. I have missed a couple of days

Paris Hilton also suck weenies hollow. It's true. I read it on the internet.

*sucks

sorry, that made me sound like horny chinese hooker with immigrant grammar who suck weenie long time.

this site would be ok if it weren't for the childish playground-level fights that break out and suck all the fun out of reading the comments. if there were some cleverness and originality that'd be one thing, but what do we have here, for example? "your mama" jokes. if i were 10 years old, i might be rolling with laughter (or maybe not, these are all pretty old).

DanYell has to work for theSuperficial sent to drum up business!
Nobody is that ignorant to come back after the berating she got last time.

Barbado, it started back in maybe the summer. I can't remember the exact thread....Rich, Commish, can either of you? she's just an uneducated bucketmouth that is fun to scream at. I like to refer to her as our collective emotional tampon.

In pic #3 the bitch is so stoned, funny!!

wdfjwfpojfdwopjfdows, #69--So go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself with SJTLQ, Edna, Rock and Roll Takeover and all the other little fucking pains in the ass that make the rest of us unhappy. We don't need you here.

Notanice,

If I touch myself thinking of Paris, can't I contract something by osmosis?

Boring as hell... Paris, Lindsay and Anna Nicole oh yeah and Madonna all fucking suck. We need some funner people to rag on

Thank you.

Hide and go fuck yourself. Classic, I'm dying over here.

barbado - my relationship with manielle dates back to March or April or some shit like that. She got all feisty about racism on the ficial and then I called her a nig. It's been game on ever since and her only means of responding to people is writing back exactly what you write and elaborates by adding "you can do better than that".

Oh & we caught her in a shit load of lies about where she attends college and shit, we beat her down and she admitted she lied and then ended up trying to apologize to us, especially for saying my dad was an asshole for dying of lung cancer. She is a waste and it's futile going back & forth with such a loser but when you're bored it's fun. Game on bitches.

Hmm.. wear rubber gloves. It's like "The stranger" but with protection and you don't need to sit on your hand until it goes numb!

#61. Uh....I heard that on that show: "Biatcho and Incest". Good television.

#64, tsk tsk. Do I need to remind you that YOU were the one to post something about ME first? Maybe YOU should FUCK OFF...consider that, fucktard.

ahhh, I'm getting light-headed from the legions of fans that seem to have gathered while I was posting. Please go away. No autographs today.

I don't know why you people don't like me. I mean seriously, what did I ever do to not be in your little club? It really makes me sad to be treated like I was at school all over again. I think I'm going to go suck on my dog's dick for a little until the pain stops. Hell, I might even lick my pussy. Not my own, I'm talking about my cat. Even I wouldn't lick my pussy. It pusses.

P.S. I eat my own bugers, it's good, you should try it.

#73 sure thing. you must be one of those moderators who seem like ordinary commenters. very ordinary commenters.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE IMPERSONATOR.

*clearly a fan*

@78 Funny... Great Idea....OR you can touch yourself using one of those incubator things with the gloves that you stick you hands in....Then for sure you can fantasize about Paris' slimy hole and be safe whilst touching your own clean goods.

#82, i apologize, i'm not a moderator and i don't have any right to tell people to leave. sometimes i get carried away. my life has been a bitter disappointment, so this place is all i've got. look at how many times a day i post comments.

79- 64 was in response to your general message to us all. I realize you are severely retarded, but try to follow along. It's annoying to have to spell it all out for your sorry and apparently very large ass!

You realize we are in the fucking twilight zone now...

I can't believe Biatcho & Incest made its way to the States! Fucking sweet! I knew it was big in Belgium & Tennessee, but now its made its way to the projects of DC! I can't wait for all of the royalty checks to start rolling in. I am going to celebrate tonight by fucking my brothers & sisters in size & alphabetical order.

Here we go again, I'm fucking out of here.....

@60 Italian Bologna.....fucking weak, fuck off!!

Oh, I see, thank you,

Carry on :)

BYE DANIELLE! I guess it's time to go work your shift at KFC? Have fun!

@54

Oh, mah gawwwwwwd! I'm laughing my ass off!

I'm using it. In fact, I'll probably be on the news for using that one.

#89. Listen, you little fuck, I'd advise you to log off under my screename before something bad happens to you, got it? Nothing is more pathetic than an impersonator. Get a life you cumsucking whore.

Yep, tonight we all gotta have Cocktail Hour, what do ya think?

#94

As if. My trainer is gonna beat the four hundred pounds of bottle caps off my ass tonight.

#91. Right next to the McDonald's your entire family works at, right?

The chick Heidi's with is the winner of Germany's Next Top Model..Heidi was the main judge on that show...

Pretty Baby,
Great idea! It's quitting time on the east coast...so CHEERS!

Danille- Don't tell me to mind my own business you stupid cunt, I'm not the one who comes on here acting like a fucking retard. Is that all you can come up with against me. You need to do a little better then that. Get a fucking clue, and stop being sucha stupid bitch.....

DaniElle, you fucking sweatrag. Geesh, spell my damn name right.

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS....said it again. Are you going to jump through the computer now?

Take your fugly ass somewhere else and post you dumb crackwhore.

#95, Well...at least you'll be hot,right? Plus you can always get buzzed up after.

#94, prettybaby, if by having some cock in my tail for an hour is what you are refrring to yes, those are my plans for this evening.

Danielle- Is talking about people's families what made you so hated here @ the fish?
Oh and honey, my family could buy and sell you. Hell! I could- and not just because it's so damn cheap. Really now. Take everone's advice and just go away.
Not to repeat myself but you're a sperm burping gutter whore & I don't like the smell of whoever's sperm that is. Bye now!

Hey Danielle, my boss just came in here saying anger can cause premature aging!! (He just doesn't want me to get made when he slides up on me but anyway) Can you believe it?! Do you wonder why I am telling you this?! Refer to my advising post #94 ( I am the new Sarah Jean) and get a drink down the hatch, quick.

#102 excellent

You wish you could buy me. Hell, you wish you could buy toilet paper.... but it's not gonna happen.

Your poorer than the bum down on skid row. Geesh, snap out of it you whitetrash bitch.

---No more commenting, have to get back to my movie.

#106 Well, Goodbye my dear, it sure has been pleasant.

We can all revel in the fact that no matter what Paris Hilton wears or does, she will always have huge, gnarly feet and the herpes. For all we know she might have worn the bright red to draw attention away from her seeping, festering sores.

http://www.vindictivesouls.com

107, it's been as pleasant as a BudMud fart in an elevator.

45 -- Gonhorrea Girl....I like it

#109. I'm sure it has, asswipe.

Danielle--

Is probably loving the attention you're all giving her.

But she does need to stop being such a stupid bitch.

Someone needs to beat her like the woman she is.

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Again? Sexless...stop stalking me, geesh!

LOL! This shit is funny!
Danielle, you have the lamest insults I think I have ever seen on this site! I hope your head implodes.
It has really been fun reading all this. I just wanted to stop in and see the lame comments from this little turd, and see the funny posts from all the "regulars"
You are not in the club because you are a fucking idiot.

the garden of eden, that is a good costume pair! paris, on the other hand, she's too dumb to even know how to dress up, ask someone for help or think outside of the box, so what more could we expect than she go as her usual slut self...wow! what an imagination! I have to give her a bit of advice...most people gradeate from elementary school, paris, cuz they's edumucated like dat, so's how bout you take yo' lil lapdog elliot back to grade skool an lurn a lil bit fo' tri-yun to make big in da worl', you dumass bitch! sorry for writing like that, but I don't think she could have read it if I had written it correctly. I just have to shake my head every time I see her...I just can't understand how someone that dumb is able to be so desirable to some...it's beyond pathetic...and furthermore, is she so insecure that she is afraid to actually dress up in a costume? is that vain...i know, i know, the answer is yes, but jeeez!

People? Duh! Paris's cleavage is thanks to a push-up bra...

JEEZ...She gained weight!

"People? Duh! Paris's cleavage is thanks to a push-up bra..."

People? Duh! Breasts are wonderful things, and even more beautiful when presented in a certain way.

Seriously, you "guys" thought that she looked bad? You don't like a girl that hot, with that much money? Maybe I'm talking to the wrong crowd, everyone here must have multi-trillionaire girlfriends with a nice rack and enough attitude to not give a damn what you think.

She might do some stupid shit, but I guess you never have either. Take a camera along with you and snap a shot every one second, then try and interpret it the way you'd like. Bet we've all done some stupid things.

If I may finalize this, I would say that there's nothing wrong with being homosexual. Don't over-ANALyze.

No self-respecting individual would want to be seen at a party thrown by a vacuous, deranged race-mixing whore and her horribly ugly man-ape hybrid "one-hit wonder" husband "Seal." So she got fellow "White trash" celebrities like Paris Hilton and other Z-list Hollywood nobodies...yawn.

Carsten5577 :

"vacuous, deranged race-mixing whore and her horribly ugly man-ape hybrid "one-hit wonder" husband Seal"

Wow, extra points for the thinly veiled r0acism. Job well done.

Because I fear for your safety, please don't forget to take your white hood off before you go to sleep, the child-proof label warns against it.

If I could mention it, I've never seen your name in any sizeable newsmedia or on TV. So you're a hater then? Or you merely wish that the KKK had more national coverage these days?

GirlyMan....shouldn't you be giving your daddy a blow job right about now?

I love cock!

Oh how cute! Groupies! The "real" danielle. Palease....be more original.

You make me vomit.

Paris was SOOOOO lame.

why doesn't she just give it up already?

So Useless....

Paris is standing beside her metrosexual gay friend like she's watching a freak show. She's like "Oh god you look so sexy... hot." That she-male accompanies both the Hilton sisters to "gala" events, like the time with Nicki @ the unveiling of the fabulous Hotel O.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/nicky_hilton_previews_nicky_o.html

I saw a couple posts near the top make slight reference to pic #5... I hope they weren't turned on by that thing. I would not want to be hit on by that dude, and he has to live a fucked lifestyle to even get close to those two... probably amused them one night at the club by wilin' out on his biznatch and making a scene.

Paris is standing beside her metrosexual gay friend like she's watching a freak show. She's like "Oh god you look so sexy... hot." That she-male accompanies both the Hilton sisters to "gala" events, like the time with Nicki @ the unveiling of the fabulous Hotel O.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/nicky_hilton_previews_nicky_o.html

I saw a couple posts near the top make slight reference to pic #5... I hope they weren't turned on by that thing. I would not want to be hit on by that dude, and he has to live a fucked lifestyle to even get close to those two... probably amused them one night at the club by wilin' out on his biznatch and making a scene.

Isn't that "sexy twin sister" Lena, the winner of Germanys next Topmodel?! Heidi was host of the show, so it's quite possible, I guess...

#69 - How can you be post #69 and waste it? You are hereby sentenced to 39 facial lashes with my zipper dragon. Like dumb "yo mama" jokes? How's this:

wdfjwfpojfdwopjfdows's mama is so dumb, she bangs her head on the keyboard to pick her kids' names.

Thank you! Thank you! Stop, please, (thunderous applause) there's more acts to come... seriously, thank you... (sustained applause)...

That's pretty lame. What is she suppose to be? Maybe superwoman if she decided to do porn.

Paris dressed as herself... But how can we expect her to pick a decent costume when her brain is the size of a pea?

Why in the fuck is she famous ?
I have more respect for a dead cat, mangled on the side of the road, spewing maggots from it's cooze, than I have for this porn actress...

@29-

It' funny how you're calling other people "pathetic" but you cannot even spell or use grammar properly. YOU are the stupid one, but I guess that's what happens when you drop out of 6th grade to pop out your 1st welfare baby! And you are a sad, sad attention whore. Don't you get enough attention from the winos who pay you a quarter for a quick screw behind the 7-11? It's unfortunate that trailer park residents like you can now afford internet access...I don't think that's what the welfare check is for, sweetie....you'd better stop before I report you and you have to go back to flipping burgers at the McDonald's!

Danielle-
You have a lot of goddamn NERVE to bitch about ANYONE "impersonating" you and logging in as you, when YOU YOURSELF are doing it! I guess you can dish it out, but you just can't take it, you stupid ghetto trash whore! Whiny, pussy assed bitch, go the fuck away, EVERYONE HATES YOU! Why do you stay here when you KNOW that you are universally hated? Are you really that desperate for attantion? If so, then that's just fucking sad and you need to seek professional help, NOW. Or don't, I don't really care, I just want you to go the fuck away and STFU...I think we ALL want that. Now please DO IT!

bahaha everyone on here is goin off at each otha gosh guys take a chill pill!!]

ps the paris hilton thing is funny..agree wtith the comment that says her superhero name shud b gonnorhea girl!!

pceee xx

Actually, retard:

I am NOT logging in saying rude and obsurd things about MY DAMN SELF! what kinda sense does that shit make? What a dumbass YOU turned out to be.

Everybody can HATE me if they WANT to. I hate YOUR ass too. Feel better?

Do me a favor. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you'll start thinking straight.

Until then...SHUT THE FUCK UP. :]

LOL. Cripple fight!

And TCLTC.

Danielle, dear me you are well and truly, pathetic. Clearly lightening quick with your comebacks... grow up and get a life.

No sweetie, it's called: Shutting the Fuck Up. That's what people who don't have a clue as to what is going on do.

YOU cleary haven't been following this debate that has been thriving since late May. If your lame as did, you would know that the people you call yourself 'defending' are those to blame.

Mind your damn business.

they're adam & eve

The mentioned Doppelgänger is Lena Gercke, winner of "Germany's Next Top Model".

yeah, she sucks all the time...whenever she can