it's weird because just a minute ago i was looking up "filler" on dictionary.com

First! I'll hit that.

guess not...

2nd still good, right?

She's got some bony ol' knees there!!!

World Music Awards?? LMAO.
Who let that bitch in????

You know the difference between K-fed and Paris? She can afford to buy more of her own CDs so she doesn't look like she sucks as bad....

Oh but she does.... SUCK.

drag queen lookin' motherfucker

She is turning into Ivanka Trump - double dunces there!

I've seen better legs on an ostrich.

**Tramp**

can't stand her. but still fuckable. with protection.

dirty whore

Although she doesn't know this yet, Paris is willingly signing off on a form to permanantly "terminate" her existence.

In the first pic, that's the hired assassin's hand that's giving her that "picture" to sign. Yup. Any minute now...the world will be free of Ms. P. Crabpanties. Oh Goody!

Where's my damn popcorn?

That's not a bad Ivanka imitation. And by imitation I mean the effort you'd expect from a $200 whore.

They usually hang out by the Plaza Hotel in New York, and other than Paris, the best street whores I've seen.

She kind of reminds me of Ashlee Simpson in ones hot.

http://theblemish.com

Judging from her eyes - Tyson is fighting women already.

judging from her profile, her and Jay Leno could be related

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Is that fucking Circuit City Remote Hand bugging the shit out of anyone besides me??????????

Please oh please oh please hook up with K-fed. Even just for a drunken one-nighter.

scenario: penis enters Paris, contracts Uber-disease, penis dies instantly. Then penis comes back to life killing Paris and eating her brains. They don't call her vagina Raccoon City for nothing.

that girl's got some tired eyes.

She's still alive? Damn, i thought a bus hit her, must have been a wonderful, wonderful dream.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

I'm in the 1st picture. You can my hand desperately reaching toward Paris in a last-ditch attempt to strangle her scrawny bird-neck, after a failed attempt to blow up her limo. Curses! Foiled again!

my god, what happened to her face?! looks like they tried to lipo from the back of her skull and her face started to cave in.

Look at the guy in the green shirt in the background!! LMAO The look on his face is awesome!! Its like Christmas morning to him!!

Paris Hilton, still choking on jizz.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

she dosen't look like Paris Hilton in the main picture. she also looks better than usual, oh well.

yeah she doesn't look like herself, which is a good thing.

You gotta love Paris. A couple of black eyes -NP- she's still standing.
Other than the lack of acting 'chops' - she's the Pam Anderson of her generation, or...ummmm... degeneration.
We had 'Generation X' and 'Y'. Now we have 'Generation WTF'
Not all the heroes are overseas...

Wow, slow news day, huh, Superfish?

first of all, Second is just another word for loser.

Second, take a look at her legs in those photos. Nasty Granny Legs!!! I thought she had chicken legs but I guess she took it a step further.

Those legs are so fucking nasty.

I made a few Borat comments here. Not that anyone gives a shit but I just read about Borat's village shoot in Romania and want to retract them.
"They made us put a cow in our living room and they made it defecate and urinate in the house."
Other performers in the village were paid $3.30 to have farm animals filmed in their living rooms. The woman who plays Borat's mother has no running water in her home and lives in squalor.
But $28.3 million last weekend ! Whoo HOOO !!!
What a typical prick elitest colonialist Brit. (And don't go near 'the people who like the money' he likes to talk about. )

But if they can't take a joke - who gives a shit ! ;-)

apparently...

fucker pop nuts wants to say...

well he doesnt actually have anything to say
he just wants to think he sounds clever
and yet he can neither make music
nor sing it : )

...but it doesnt deter him
...he wants his pound of flesh
...and he wants it now

lol bitch

funnily enough

it's just not your time
not your day
not your minute

just who is that ?
talking to you in there?
have you done wrong?
time to pay : ))

1st picture: anyone notice her crumpled ear? ew...

( I'll have what herb is having )

The flapper dress is just not working well on her. Although nothing really does.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

SHIT! my eyes are playing tricks on me!

I know this guy who had sex with Paris (who doesn't, right?). Anyway, a couple of days later, his cock starts turning black, so he goes to the doctor. And the doctor says, "Well, I think we'll have to amputate." And the guy, goes, fuck this, I want a second opinion. So he goes to another doctor, and that one says, no, we dont' have to amputate. And the guy goes, thank God. And the doc says, "Yeah, it'll fall off by itself!"

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here all week. And I am so fucking drunk right now. Time to go to beddy byes....see you all tomorrow.......

(Eric Cartman voice) I love you guys.......

Sacha - come on back for a few interviews

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=415871&in_page_id=1770

About - you know the 'money'...

43. I make sexy with all girl in village. That should be pay enough, yes? You shut mouth or I make sexy with your asshole. You would like this, yes?

Haiku summing up my evening:

Kids' bath, both shocked, found pie-eyed,
Standing in water;
Long shit on tub-side, still warm.

I'd still hit it....from behind. Twice. With a bat.

# 44 not unless you're with Customs.
HollyJ - much like mine. Long shit - 44-side.
Best of luck back in the village Borat. I'm sure they're overwhelmed by your cultural sensitivity. What was your background again ? It seems to have slipped my mind.

Superfish... Notice the DISTINCT lack of posts... everyone has come, seen the total lack of content and left again because to waste the time signing in just so you can say the same old things about skanky old paris just isn't worth the effort

# 48 Yeah - But at least now we have 'Borat-cred'

An "ugly, tall, moustachioed American man" came to the village.

Shit - you poor Americans get it left and right !!! lol

hahaha she's fat. god i'm such a bitch.

ewww she looks like ass... with a nose and knees.

afj where arrrrrrre you? now that you're gettin more hits than the fish....

She gets over 1 million searches a month on the internet, but I still thinks shes ugly.

Paris flashes her pussy again

http://www.topsexywomen.com/paris-hilton-picture.html

In other news, I've decided to offer rental of my rectum, complete with reasonably elastic sphyncters, and a sample tube of KY. It has quite a few hours on it, but it handles hard use well. Buy it now is enabled!

BJLTC ;^o

Here's a cleaner image, ...

Same ol' eye (though the make up artist did his/her best)
Same ol' pose

shes sold a lot of those cd's though. she most be doing something right.

I'm so sick of her "poses". I'm also sick of her square face. Why oh why do we have to be bombarded with her?

As illustrated in pic #3, this wonky-eyed, spear-nosed bitch can look at two crotches at once... or in my case, my crotch and my knee to get the full picture.

she looks good here,but she needs to put on weight.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

You guys are freakin' sponsored by Caress now? WTF?

#12 danielle, That was actually very funny...

All I can think about every time I see her is that she is stoned out of her mind. But yeah, she still gives those horrible looks all the time, yikes!

At the risk of being teased can anyone tell me what "wonky eyed" means?

She looks like she belongs in the cast of Best Litle Whorehouse in Texas

New post at "The Angry Ferrets."

It's about fucking deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

"wanky eyed" is what we're all developing while reading the newfound love-in for danielle. i'm sending the transcripts off to the UN (and highlighting the part where richport says he respects her).

Wonky-eyed refers to a lazy eye, which doesn't move in the normal coordinated way with the other eye. Makes it hard to know where the person is looking. I suppose "wanky eyed" must refer to reading something written by a wanker (maybe #66 is British).

#66 - WHOA WHOA WHOA. I said I respected the fact that she didn't troll, that's it. Please don't misquote me to the UN... they'll get John Bolton to throw office products at me.

Thanks sexy people, now I know more than I did!

BRAIN: hey, wait, this IS yesterday's news!

wow.

another Paris Hilton story on the fish.

woohooo...

We are discussing Deer Fucking over at the AFJ, come visit us for big happy fun time!

http://www.xanga.com/angry_ferret_jones

Thanks Brain, you Deer Fuckin' Sum-Bich!!!

I agree she looks a little bit different. In the first pic, she kind of looks like Ashlee Simpson, post-plastic surgery. They are either morphing into the same person, or a post-op transexual. It's kind of a tomayto-tomahto kind of thing.

Two things- Tina Fey on Howard Stern this morning put it so well when she said Paris looks like a trannie close up.

Lots of fallen out weave hair floating around the set. Tina said Paris has a CHEAP WEAVE!

Also noted, ashy legs, for that one a WHITE girl to show up, is not exactly easy. Skan doesn't even wear lotion after the fake bake.

And the final comment, bad makeup, bad dress, who cares, she sucks just as bad as K-fed.

#6
I bet jr. sure is proud of his mommy's potty mouth. And the PTA would be honored to have such an outstanding member. Oh, you don't have time for the PTA because you are too busy surfing the net all day while jr. is in school. NVM.

Gotta love Paris.. I found a really funny video of the girl we all love so much haha.. check it out

http://www.myheavy.com/video.php?video_id=3028&type=heavy