Nov 17 2006Paris Hilton gets drunk, slips nipple

Tina Fey called her a transvestite!

and ewww. she got surgery to have those things go under her armpit to keep them warm. why did I look at the picture? Why?

GRRRoss me right the hell out!

thanks paris for the mind numbing nipple action!

In the second shot she's holding onto Stavros while he pukes, is that it?

Plus, pull up your pants, jagoff.

Tina Fey is a yellow-toothed, asymmetric, jigsaw face.

Paris Hilton on the other hand is a classy, radiant beauty that is the epitome of stunning. Plus she fucks like a truckstop whore!

Jesus Christ, hasn't this bitch died from gonnasyphaherpaids yet?

Awesome!!! Another nipple slip! I got a boner over this...in 1989.

If anybody says he had to jerk of to this picture, after having the same reaction to the Blohan pictures, well, you're no longer my friend. Not mentioning any names, just sayin.

Who is Stavros Nachos?

marshmallow-dream is wacking off to Paris' nipple as we speak... of course to him it's like rolling boogers.

She just doesn't get tired of making a fool of herself.

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(grumble) ...never a suicide bomber around when you need one...

I't hit it...with a shopvac and a hook before she was born. Instant abortion!

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Again, I'm going to strike with a DAMN she'd catch it from me. And the nip looks delicious, I would knock that ass into next week, sadly I bet she was too wasted to be a good lay that night for Stavros, didnt Nick Carter say she was a dead lay anyways?

SecretBIK strikes again!

wheeeee i've been trolled! I'm so tickled i forgot what i was going to say.

Yes she has a LONG ugly nose, and LONG crooked ugly feet, and a face that ain't much to look at, and she probably has multiple STD's that just won't quit, her value system and her brain are both completely to lunch… YES all these things and probably more are all true... but her body is pretty fair-to-middlin'... So in the final analysis... If I found Ms Paris in a drunken stupor-like state, I would simply put a good strong bag over her head... put on a good strong condom and go to work on that Hilton fortune ASS... What’s more. I’m sure you would do the same, SINNERS!!! ... LOVE YOU PARIS... OXOXOXO

stavros nachos just can't get enough for that infested poon.

does her poon have some sort of gravitational pull? why do guys insist on fucking this raggedy whore? is there a man left she hasn't engulfed in her gash? she's a giant praying mantis with size 11 feet, no ass and a gimp eye. homeless junkies on COPS have better weaves than hers.

nipple is the new black

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see, you're witty enough. in fact, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

given that we see her in various stages of undress more often than we see her clothed, can it really be called a 'slip' anymore?

Funny how no matter how drunk I get my nip never slips........But then again if it did there would be no paparazzi around to snap pics of it....Sad story of my life.

Where's his head? Or has she already devoured it after sex like the preying mantis that she is? They're disgusting.

He'll still get a good rogering outta her. That's why god invented cocaine-so that useless, ugly trustifarians could rouse their wasted ex-girlfirends enough to fuck them.

And I'm sitting here with a full-on nip slip. Not a goddamn paparazzi in sight.

But the yard guys look slightly amused.

What a mut.

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#24 Nice mrs.t, I love a lady who does their best for the neighborhood help. They have soooo little joy. Now, you should make a porn, "Hi Boys! OOOOOoh, did you see my itty bitty pink nipple? oops Sorry! Come over here, you look so hot and sweaty. I have something delicious and tasty just for you boys. Oh, Manuel and Jose why are you unzipping your flies? Oh, how nice, how thick- Oh, yes, ooooh Yeahhh"

I really could go on and on!

Seeing Paris pull a nip-slip is like watching a dog take a shit. You've seen it hundreds of times before, but you can't look away....because even though it grosses you out it *is* slightly amusing.

PrettyBaby-can you send your yard guys over? I obviously need to upgrade. Mine are a superbreed of hillbilly. One is 'Mike" and the other one we just call "Dude", because everyone in my family is afraid to ask his name. One day last summer, Dude was out front screaming and banging his head against a tree, I asked Mike WTF, and he said "Heh heh, he's real messed up."

My kids play indoors when Dude is here.

Oh-we're afraid to fire them. They've been with us for years and, um, they know where we live.

lol @ mrs.t that's gold.

Yes, ponk, the plain truth is often funnier than fiction (or 'fish posts). You should see my brother-in-law's car and matching black satin jacket. He drives a fucking Grand National, AND he had the balls to register it as a "Historic Vehicle".

Wish I was kidding.

Jesus Christ, that fucking nipple is HUGE for a bitch with no tits. That's so NOT hot. And i am confused as to why this type of thing keeps happening to her! I have been drunk countless times, and I have always managed to keep all my parts properly covered....how does she do it? It's like she's saying..."LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!1!1one!" Yes, Paris, we ALL SEE YOU, and quite frankly, we're sick of it. Now go the FUCK away all-damn-ready. PLEASE.

Sweet God, this bitch is ugly.

It'll be hilarious when she goes for a Double-D boob job and her praying mantis back snaps from all the weight.

Yes, we have all seen it before. Her sex tape and her constant parading around in practically nothing leaves nothing to the imagination.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

Oh.

I... I am... shocked? She's a useless, stupid, trashy piece of shit. And her conspicuous and retarded behavior should neither be shocking or important.

I couldn't be compelled to care about her even when she appears in the obituaries, after she dies of some 'Super STD.'

rip btch

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I hope Paris Hilton gets side swiped by a mack truck. Twice.

I thought she wasn't having sex for a year.

I think she just flashed again, looks like we are the suckers...

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Mmmmm Yumm!!!
Too bad its a a small tit :\

why is her nipple so to the left?

Jesus.

That pic has some super resolution. A guy can easily see the valve part on the nipple. I suppose that "nipple" and "valve" are redundant, but Jesus, you can see the hole.

That's hot!

Paris wouldn't care if she's naked in the public

what happened to a year without sex? doesn't that include keeping your clothes on

#28, yep..and soon we'll all have to carry a plastic bag. But, that's see through, so we'll still be vomiting.

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Oh, and she had my up most respect.

This is the girl who you can watch being fucked, the girl who you can watch inspecting her boobs, this is the girl who you can watch sucking off Ray Salamander (or whatever), and somehow seeing her nipple is newsworthy.

I see now why Stavros keeps coming back. Her breast looks like a goat's teat. Stavros is Greek and so naturally enjoys a nice goat teat now and then. BAAA-AAA-AAAAAA...

Superfisher: "it's not even worth mentioning anymore."

Exactomundo!

It'd probably be more shocking if she managed to keep all her bits covered.

I too was pondering the point about her year off sex. Then I remembered just how short a dog year is.

Hemroid allert

#51...that was beautiful. I'm sure she believes she can last a year without sex due to the number of tyms she's bin shagged and doesn't remember. So, technically...she's still on track. Fuck, I could be virginal too. Thank the skies for drunken sex!

Even with my enormous johnson, fucking Paris would be akin to stirring a Venti Macchiato with a fucking human hair.

My God, she is lovely.

That's one ugly nipple!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not surprised for being from one ugly whore.

Why is it that everytime we see her "leaving" with a guy, he's falling over drunk? Is beer goggles the only way she can get someone into bed?

the second "fucking" was misplaced in that joke

Well nothing we have not seen a million times before.... My only question

WHO THE FUCK DROVE HOME !!! IF they were both smashed !!! I drive the streets of LA. I would prefer not to be run over by Paris and Blo-han on a friday night.

why havent these two being kid napped and held for ransome yet????????

"BEER! HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1862!"

okay! that is SO TRUE!

paris is a novelty backpack.

is that even news - that's like saying jenna jennison slipped a nipple...