Paris Hilton was spotted shopping with her sister Nicky on Saturday, too lazy to cover up her bruises or to even change out of her pajamas. Which basically confirms that I know nothing about the physiology of insects, since I would've thought for sure her tough praying mantis exoskeleton would prevent bruising.
If you can't tell from the above shot, there's some closeups after the jump which show both her arms completely covered in bruises. I guess it's hard to make it through the day as Paris Hilton without being physically assaulted at least once.
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Comments
1. Posted by Ruby on November 6, 2006 8:27 AM
numero uno?
2. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 6, 2006 8:32 AM
No, that is just a belated halloween costume.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
3. Posted by ApacheRose on November 6, 2006 8:32 AM
OK, Superfish guy, could we please have something other than Hilton, Hohan, Simpson and Madonna?
Doogie Howser (Neil Patrick Harris) just outed himself. There's supposedly a audio and partial videotape of Scarlett Johanssen blowing some guy... and you give us HILTON and MADONNA?
4. Posted by Tracy on November 6, 2006 8:33 AM
It looks like someone grabbed her roughly by the arm. Ouch!
5. Posted by jayman33 on November 6, 2006 8:38 AM
To be worth THAT much money, and dress THAT poorly... I believe that should be the crime here. Looks like she faught with somebody just to get out of the house dressed like that...don't blame 'em!
6. Posted by KimberWolf on November 6, 2006 8:38 AM
I think those bruises are from being strapped to a bed.
7. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 6, 2006 8:39 AM
Praying Mantis Exoskeleton I get. Ha! Ha! Ha!
She looks like a praying mantis!
NEXT !!
8. Posted by RichPort on November 6, 2006 8:40 AM
Looks like someone had their knees on her arms as she lay on her back. Now I know why I would do that, being as I would still reach the mouth and all, but maybe someone just took a shit on her. Let's hope so.
9. Posted by PapaHotNuts on November 6, 2006 8:45 AM
I wish there were tire marks on her face. Her pale, dead, bloated face.
10. Posted by Lady Serpentine on November 6, 2006 8:46 AM
Rough sex much?
11. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on November 6, 2006 8:49 AM
That's what happens when you're always drunk and falling down stairs.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
12. Posted by BarbadoSlim on November 6, 2006 8:51 AM
Prostitution is a rough trade, rough tricks and even rougher clientele.
nothing to see here folks, nothing to see...
13. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 6, 2006 8:54 AM
Mr Hilton's after me for what I did to his daughter,
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And beating the shit of Paris was loads of fun
Italian Stallion that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne................
14. Posted by D'oh Eyes on November 6, 2006 8:57 AM
For the love, if you're going to wear your pajamas out, at least make sure they're not dragging all over the dirty street like some welfare momma.
15. Posted by PunjabPete on November 6, 2006 8:58 AM
OK.. #3 needs to be taken seriously. Where is this Scarlett footage now? SHOW ME!!!
16. Posted by ApacheRose on November 6, 2006 9:03 AM
@15--
Check the link on my name.. that's all I know, but it looks very interesting, no?
17. Posted by no one you know on November 6, 2006 9:06 AM
When an animal is this lame, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to shoot it.
18. Posted by RichPort on November 6, 2006 9:08 AM
#13 - Looking at her coochie it's about that time...
19. Posted by ponk on November 6, 2006 9:09 AM
at what point can this delusionoid finally be committed? clearly she is a danger to herself as well as others.
20. Posted by laikiska on November 6, 2006 9:11 AM
If all nourishment she takes in is dope, booze and the like, it is no wonder iron deficiency sets in. Maybe though, she is more fragile than we thought and should be wearing one of those red Kabballah string things that ward off evil looks because her sensitive skin is obviously easily bruised. Then again I reckon she just likes it rough in bed. Oh, and once again Money Doesn't Buy Style.
21. Posted by biatcho on November 6, 2006 9:20 AM
#10 - there's no way the bruises are from rough sex. Haven't you seen the sex tape? She's nothing but a dead fish in bed.
22. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 6, 2006 9:28 AM
@18 figured you get that.......
23. Posted by 86 on November 6, 2006 9:34 AM
This one time I saw a lady at the grocery store in her pajamas. It was one of those flannerl nightgowns with lace on the bib. She was also wearing gangster slippers. She was my hero.
24. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 6, 2006 9:39 AM
I always get "rough sex" marks, but gotta agree with those who say these are from being a fucking druck ass. Next!
25. Posted by caitlin on November 6, 2006 9:41 AM
possibly track marks?
26. Posted by RichPort on November 6, 2006 9:48 AM
#22 - I grabbed some herpes and a beer that's cold...
27. Posted by dan**lle on November 6, 2006 9:57 AM
Those aren't bruises, that's just mold that has grown under her skin from all of her sexual 'explorations'through the decades.
28. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 6, 2006 10:04 AM
Outward sign of herpes?
http://www.celebslam.com
29. Posted by Lady Serpentine on November 6, 2006 11:08 AM
21 -- Actually, I haven't seen the sex tape. So she sucks at sex about as much she sucks at life? Yikes.
30. Posted by margemayhem on November 6, 2006 11:30 AM
When you're falling down drunk, you tend to get bruised.
31. Posted by KnuckleCrackTheBone on November 6, 2006 11:41 AM
*A Hiltons Motto*
Shop to live ... Live to shop
32. Posted by juls on November 6, 2006 12:31 PM
Damn that pesky AIDS virus...
33. Posted by Heather on November 6, 2006 1:13 PM
That's seriously what happens when a person has HIV. I think it's something with their blood not clotting normally. Remember her Nick Carter bruises?
34. Posted by Samuel L. Jackson on November 6, 2006 1:43 PM
Fuckin hilarious! Praying mantis! Couldn't have thought of a better one myself.
35. Posted by TorontoMapleLeafs on November 6, 2006 3:46 PM
my bestfriend gets worse bruises then that, just from being drunk. ppaaallleeeezzz
36. Posted by TorontoMapleLeafs on November 6, 2006 4:16 PM
oh and #30, your spot on my fellow
37. Posted by juls on November 6, 2006 5:52 PM
A Mantis.......
Must be the newly discovered breed of Gonorherpesyphalitis.
38. Posted by happy_bunny on November 7, 2006 1:59 AM
oh. is she still famous?
39. Posted by ch474 on November 7, 2006 5:57 AM
Would someone tell the youth of today and lesser welfare mamma's the world over that pajamas do not constitute acceptable outerwear? Payamas are for sleeping in. You change out of them when you get up. Want something plain, simple and comfortable? Grab some jeans and a T-shirt. Want to show off what you wear in bed? Do a sex tape. Wait ... nevermind. If you do a sex tape, at least pretend for the 20 minutes that you want to be there doing that.
40. Posted by jrzmommy on November 7, 2006 6:14 AM
sickly bitch.
41. Posted by CourtneyJade on November 8, 2006 6:55 AM
ok, as much as i despise paris hilton. i gotta say. i bruise really easily too and i dont think this little ditty is a big deal. i always have these horrible bruises with no clue whatsoever where they came from. i've gone to the doctor and nothing is wrong with me. so i think i get too drunk and bump into things and dont remember it happening. so thats probably what this slut does. except my night ends with me in my bed. alone. and her night. yeah, i dont really want to think about it.