the game is called I WIN (and I always do...)

That baby she miscarried might be the luckiest mother fucker on the planet.

Tramp.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

ZZZzzz.... http://funderpants.com

I love it. Stick up for us, your fellow Canadians!

We never do anything wrong :)

Used and abused as she is, diseased and siliconed, beat up and repeatedly trained during he multiple wedding receptions, I would still hit that like a semi going 100 mph into oncoming traffic. Without seatbelts, airbags, or brakes. Funk that.

Who dont????

http://celebrityoops.blogspot.com/

I like the guy's pants.

WTF is that thing she's with. Looks like based on pic #3 he's got the whole "Hail Satan" going on

Like the guy she is with in these pics, I too make devil horns with my fingers as I walk oot and aboot doon the street. Just to let everyone know I'm real a badass.

I would think he was trying to grab her ass in pic #2, if he weren't so damn flaming. So, unlike that guy, I would seriously be molesting her in each of these pics. And she would like it.

What the fuck is she wearing? Does she ever put on clothes that cover her body? ever? once?

Somehow here assessment of what is going on does not create a sense of empathy. Perhaps it is her idiotic description of it all that did it... just not feeling badly about the whole thing.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I still hate her too!

What's with her obsessive mentioning of Canadians? Who gives a shit!

Looks like Kid Rock has cleaned himself up a bit.
But why isn't he carrying her purse ?

I'm more concerned with whatever it is she is walking with in the first three pics. Maybe she hopes people will be so distracted by the flaming satanist they will forget to take her picture or bother her.

http://famousidiots.blogspot.com

She hardly makes sense. Her bag is ugly and tacky just like her.

If she doesn't like the paparazzi, she can always screw them all & give them Hep C. That'll fix 'em.

Rich - didn't we talk about this over Brit last week? With Pam you would have to use a 2x8 and 2 body condoms, or we'd never hear from you again.

#14... she is Canadian.

A proud export. Like Celine Dion and Simple Plan.

Who would Pamela Anderson be without photographers?

She's wearing a regular sweater -- which to the rest of the female population would be one of those horrendous, butt-covering sweaters you wear over leggings to run to the store--but not Miss Exhibitionist...she just ties the sleeves behind her back and wear's it as a dress. Kid Rock is doing a lousy job of supporting his bride if she can't even afford a new strapless micro-dress. Lousy provider, Bob.

Not all Canadians are polite.

I'm Canadian, and I would just like to say fuck you all.

The guy in these pics is hot new gay porn star Clutch Cargo. Named for his severe underbite and ability to bring costars to shit-your-pants climax by merely popping his jaws.

Why is there paparazzi at all, I mean honestly. Who gives a shit about this woman anymore? The over accentuated barbie look was so 1990's. Even Playboy is over it.

#14 She obviously learned from Sienna Miller not to shit where you're (temporarily) eating, hence the disclaimers.
And she told Denise she KNEW the paparazzi weren't Canadian because they didn't end their questions with "eh?"!

Oh, Pammy, your lyrical sensitivity and delicate mastery of words makes me appreciate your timeless wisdom and charm, and for a moment I forget that I was first drawn to you by your monster cans.

jrz-I didn't even notice the arms of that rag tied behind her back. She just couldn't find anything in her closet that was appropriate for a funeral, so she came up with this little number. "Look ma, no stylist!"

They love her though! Hey now! Boo-yah! Hoo-ah! You...you got any gum?

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@ 20

she'd be exactly what she is now.A big breasted
blonde with fake boobs and Hep-C

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Neither one of these "women" should be allowed around a laptop.

Denise for fear of her wailing it at you.

And Pam for typing an on-line diary.

Both are extremely painful.

She needs to realize, no one likes her because of her opinion, and she only has popularity for doing nude photoshoots now and again.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

When is calling someone a "super idiot" ever an insult? Oh, yeah, I remember...3rd grade. By 4th grade, even my teacher has the balls to refer to me as 'what she shit out during planning period.'

Apparently aging hates Pamel Anderson

http://www.celebslam.com

Doesn't Pam Anderson basically cease to exist if there are no Paparazzi around?

#10 & #16 Yes, her pal there looks very disturbing. Shheeesh, he looks like that serial killer what was his name, The Night Stalker I think. Not Good, besides, I hope she isn't ALREADY trying to piss the Kid off with this devil worshipper. Not Good.

#18 - As long as you cut airholes, or give me an oxygen tank, I'm game.

@ #19: I know she's Canadian. It's still excessive and weird for her to mention it so much. I mean, who's really giving a crap on whether the papparazzi are Canadian or otherwise?

By the way, I got soooo drunk on Sat. And I didn't do any hooking up. I am becoming a changed lady I think. That is good. Maybe danielle's insults about me being a "slut" and "whore" have done some good.

Then again, maybe not...

So many photographers and creepy camera phones...This is Canada - it can't be Canadians. Is she implying that Canadians are incapable of having hi-tech gadgets like cameras and camera/phones? Pam, just stick to topless shots, and don't talk anymore.

jrz- I just noticed the arms tied behind her back. She's such a doofus. Remember those "Units" they used to peddle in the mid to late eighties? It's a dress, no, it's a shirt, or maybe a skirt! I threw all that shit out when I started making real money.

AT first I thought "What the hell is wrong with Pam, she always sounds so stupid?" Then I remembered that Tommy Lee Fucked her brains out.

You guys should stop calling Pamela Anderson "stupid blond"...'cause she's not!!!

Leave her alone!!...she's probably way smarter than a lot of famous bitches!!
She's doing many great things!!

#42...such as? Or shall I say, Such as!! What is Pam doing!! What's with the !!s in every sentence!!

#42, I am a Pam fan, but only cuz I like her sleazy brand of sexiness. But I defintely would not say "She's done Great Things"! I am sorry, that is funny as hell. She does have 2 cute littel boys, but I think the greatest thing she has done is probably that "thing" she was sucking on in the infamous sex tape.

Sorry for the horshit spelling today, I will blame it on danielle. (JUST JOKING for fuck's sake, danielle)
danielle,danielle,danielle,danielle

She writes books.

#42: She's done great BIG things, like Tommy Lee's dick.

#46: She looks at books with pictures, because she can't read (see post #41 by Spin Doc).

#42, you're kidding right? Is this one of her kids? Whats the great thing she did? Make you a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhich with the crusts cut off?

If she did, just make sure to brush any dried semen residue off the bread, you never know whats falling off her.

the pappies had it right, no wonder she can't keep a man with that bad attitude...beauty only goes so far and there isn't a puss or cock in the world that is worth a lifetime of bad attitude. denise isn't even that big of a star, really the only thing she's famous for is being married to good ol' whore lovin' charlie, hmmm, says a lot about denise and a lot about pammy as well, since birds of a feather flock together, but then, we all knew that anyway...but I have to say, I think pammie's rant is funny, it shows how incredibly stupid she is...and as far as that movie being a hit hahaha! THAT is hilarious! i do believe that's the funniest thing coming off that set!

""All these big hairy men attacking us girls." That's pretty much the best description of paparazzi I've ever heard."

AHAHA! I so agree!

Canada? Where's that?

I remember wheh she was on Leno a couple years ago claiming that Canada is more like England than the US. Jay cackled like a retarded hen.

Repre-SENT!!! Your damn straight Canadians aren't stalking her with cameras... Mostly because we're embarrassed by her. Much like Celine Dion. Eghhhh.

Not jumping on the Pam bandwagon (though I think the only ones on there are horny 16 year old boys), but she has done a lot. Well, "a lot" is exaggerating it. She has done one notable cause.

She is an extremely active member of PETA and does a lot of work for Animal Rights. However, I've always wondered how she's managed to find a hairdye that wasn't tested on animals...

Oh and 51... Canada is an ab fab country just North of the States. We like moose, hockey and peacekeeping.

for being an 100 year old diseased, canadian she's hot

OMG people!!! Why this obsession with Canada!!! Yes, I will agree we are awesome people, but we do not all say "EH". Also we do not live in igloos and have year round snow!!!! I hate that Americans believe all that crap. Travel to Canada and see that our country kicks your Yankee asses.

Sorry y'all but this discrimination pisses me off, enough already.

P.S. Celine Dion is an embarrasment to Canada, she has these epileptic ticks and chest pounding like you wouldn't believe!!!! Besides, I think she married her father or something. Ok i am finished now.

How does she figure none of the photographers were Canadian? Weren't they filming in Canada? I didnt think there was much of a distinction between Americans and Canadians anyway. Is there? Other than the commonly known "eh" that Canadians use I guess, and the general fat grossness of Americans?

Jill, where are you from?

She seemed to like it when Borat chased her down. Oh wait, no she didn't. But in real life, I bet she did. I bet they made sexy time.

Has anyone noticed she has massive sized hooters?

I know that guy...he was in the Navy with me..

I think his zipper is down too...

Just from reading that I can tell the baby was one lucky son of a bitch for being miscarried.

"All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!! Things are silly here in Vancouver. We're innocently shooting our movie!"

I didn't realize Pamela was mentally challenged!!!! Actually, I did!!! My brain melted when I read her diary... She should write a book!!!! She DID? I must be a super-idiot! Not just an idiot, a SUPER idiot! Because if there's anything worse than being an idiot, it's being a super-idiot!
What does "things are silly here" mean? Isn't that the sort of thing you encourage 6-year-olds to say until they can say "things are fucked up" or something? Pamela, we've all seen you getting fucked so you can use grown-up words, we can take it!
Good God, tell me that thing hanging off of Satan-boy's shoulder is not a jacket. Maybe it's the drapes? Maybe... I don't know, but please don't let that be a jacket or any piece of clothing for that matter!

Ohhh shes soo ugly :(

@#42.

If Pammy is so fucking smart, how come she writes as though she is sending a telegram? Oh of course, I forgot it's because she's got the attention span of a blowjob.

@#46

I think they may actually be books she 'thinks' are for adults. Actually, you may be right. Though i'm pretty sure she used a ghostwriter seeing as there is no mention of sucking dick on boats or rubber tits which is all her sucessful career is.

'Big hairy men'? wow, sounds just like most of the men she's dated in the past. Maybe she decided not to let 'em fuck her seeing as they weren't in a band.