with dignity, yeah like the dignity she used to hump her wedding guests...

Good luck with that pam.

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she worried about her kids reading things, it's as if they have been blind all this time and haven't seen all the lovely things mommy can do... pa-lease.... go dignity, I think we should update the dictionary

how proud they must be of their porno star mommy....her greatest talents are bags of silicone imbedded in her chest....

i sure hope they CAN read

and why would she allow them to read the tabloids again?....

Whats really embarrassing is that her children have to read the tabloids to her.........

@4 guess I answered your final question, huh?

it's tough for kids when their moms are trashy. i mean, look at jrzmommy's kids. poor things.

uh, whatever.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20704

I gonna take a wild guess here and say that Pamela really doesn't know dignity from pornography.

What she actually meant was that "she would like to divorce from kid rock quietly and with a little pornograhpy."

We should just throw things at her. What an idiot.

http://theblemish.com

I am trying to imagine the mind fuck that will happend to her kids when they google Pamela Anderson for the first time and thier computer explodes and lets out a toxic STD into the air.

I did it just for giggles, 5,740,000 sites. Yeah the tabloids are the big problem. I can just hear it on the playground, "your real dad has a huge cock and your mom knows how to suck it; can I come over today after school?"

Surely Pam's children will view the photo of their mother lap dancing on their step-dad while he shoots the finger as dignified and amicable...

Good thing she can't read then.

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i guess this is the same as britney saying she wants the media to leave her alone & just a few short months later she's spread eagle with no undies on so her vage can eat the papparazi camera little shop of horror style. please!

World according to Pam: It's her job is to make a public spectacle of herself and the tabloids' job to shield her children from it. Good plan, you straw-headed flotation device.

Dear Children of Pamela,

YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!!

Have a nice day.

she forget she's famous or something? celebrity divorces are not hush hush events.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

I lol'd at number 17. I didn't even know her kids could read..this is really news to me.

Kids, your mothers a whore and your fathers a redneck rapper. Non of your parents have any dignity.

Hahaha... that's funny!! Since when did she have any dignity??

.......AND your names are Brandon and Dylan. Guess your mom REALLLLLY liked 90210.

Ok...the chick who spends more time out of her clothes than in them is worried about what her kids will think of hearing about the divorce in the press?

She really is a whore

http://www.celebslam.com

I ran her quote through Babelfish and set it on "Aging Prostitute to English":

"I'm very horny because of mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have to Bob on people who want to pork me or people who only want to touch my cans, and I'd like to resolve this with anal - not vaginal - and with lube.

Kids don't know the difference between Bobbing and Rimming, does anybody?

Truth is Bobbing is great in many ways - we don't just get off together...we mutually orgasm. I love my tits, he loves my tits...we both have genitals and friends who like to Bob and support my tits with their hands."

Call me crazy, but does it make any sense that she would have sat down with her kids and told them the truth so they would KNOW what was true and what was not? Perhaps she expects her kids to figure her out by reading the tabloids and have to fend for themselves as to what to believe. Her logic puzzles me.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Can't she just call him Kid Rock so it's easier for all of us?

Hmmm, let's see, she dresses like a 2 bit hooker, acts like trailer trash, changes men like she changes her underwear (if she even wears any) and she wants to do this with dignity? Ah ya, okay. DREAM ON.

Sure. And then every magazine and tabloid in the world went "OK Pam, you're right. It would be totally not cool of us to cover this." And then they didn't. And then we all went on a trip to fairyland on the backs of winged unicorns. Which are called alicorns.

Call me crazy but Pam was 1 million times more spooge worthy when she was doing that crappy Tim Allen sitcom.

She's worried about what her kids will READ about her?! She needs to worry more about that sex tape she has with their daddy.

Maybe it's just me, but seeing my dad pork my mom is not something I would call a good time.

This is the last thing about her that she needs to be worrying about for her kids' sake.

If there's no new sex tape, I could really give a fuck.

What's up with the trolls and jrzmommy? She actually posts clever things - more than you can say for half the posters now. Why don't you trolls get on the "FIRST!!!" idiots? Or the gay wack-jobs who try to work "dity sanchez" into every post .

Or that HolisticWisdom guy? No offense, brother, but pimping your sex tapes Every. Fucking. Post. is VERY annoying.

Peace out. ;)

pammy dear? we didn't give you all that money to see your dignity. You sold your soul to the devil, no refunds, no returns. Tough luck for your kids.

Yeah, I think we have a consensus on this. Pam's train left Dignity Station long, long ago.

Pam should stop hooking up with dirty rock stars and find herself a nice clean-cut accountant or doctor or something. There's gotta be one somewhere who doesn't mind that everyone in the world knows what she looks like naked.

Pam with out the gossip magazines is the same as Freddy Kruger when people stop believing he exists...just fades away into nothing.

Her entire life has been a quest to get those tabloids to write about her, to now ask them not to is so stupid it sounds like something Lohan would come up with.

Hey Pam here's an idea...go back in time, don't become such a Skank-bot and then maybe you'll get your wish

Does she still make porn?

If she's worried about her kids reading bad press about her, maybe she should just be a responsible parent and censor everything her kids get their hands on like every other responsible parent does.

Oh yeah, and try not to look like such a WHORE. Fine example you're setting for your children.

"...her kids can read..."
In itself this is funny.

#17, thanks.
#30, Amen! I cant imagine how much psychological damage that sex tape could do to her children. At least #3 knew when to jump ship.

Too soon?

It is terrible such a lovely couple is breaking up ... NOT. A lot of Kid Rock jokes at a humor site I like in http://www.humor-and-jokes.com/Celebrity-Jokes/ . Seriously now, I love Pam, but thanks Kid for bringing back the fun.

As an aside, are Mattel making a line of MySize skeeze dolls in white hats?

Kid Pork
Fed-Ex

There's definitely something coming off a production line somewhere and it's not nice.

If Borat has this much of an effect on American pop culture, I want his next film to be about the assasination of a rich skanky camera whore... I won't name names, we'll just call her Haris Pilton (because I'm cryptic like that).

heh... Bob...

Como!?

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Wait a minute. Who's Bob?

Pam,
While I'm glad to hear your kids can read, I sure as Hell hope they never learn to Google Tommy and Pam Sex Tape.

Maybe my mom is not reach, but shes not a trashy-slut-whore-whore-whore-hypocrite-notalent...
thanks god

WAIT....she can read????

rich!

Well she is right. I bet if you were famous and there were lots of rumors or mean things written about you on a site, you wouldn't want your kids feeling ashamed of you and thinking you're a whore :P