Nov 27 2006Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce

What a shocker!

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Ha! And they said it wouldn't last!
....Oh wait, it didn't

Wow-just in time for Christmas! She sure can pick 'em!

Third!!!!
Or fourth...
Or fifth...

I would have been first, but the sign in for comments sucks!!!!

This makes me so sad. Next thing we'll hear is that Tom and Katie have split. Shocking, just shocking.

We shouldn't be surpised about the divorce.. We SHOULD be surprised that Pamela Anderson can write in 3rd person!

Kid will always have the hepatitis as a reminder of their love

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And to think how happy she looked grinding on all those guys aboard the yacht on their wedding day.....how can this be?

They should make them get 4 divorces as punishment for the ridiculousness of having 4 weddings.

I know what - she's looking for a flinging free threesome with the brit and paris. It's not enough that they get all the posts around here! Lesbionic triad of evil!

No way. I gave them 5 months minimum. Can't believe I lost that bet.

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Whats Paris Hilton doing in the back?

thats not paris in the back...that lady's too classy to be a hilton.

#12.. If I had a dime for everytime I uttered that phrase.. I'd be a millionaire.

It happened like this... Pam had her eye appointment last week and the doctor increased the strength of her contact lens prescription, while simultaneously in a doctor's office across town, Kid was getting a routine blood test.

When they arrived home, Pam got a good look at her new hubby for the first time, just as the phone rang giving Kid the positive results of his hep test. The rest is history.

Maybe he finally figured out what hep C was and figured if he left he might be able to save himself.......

etu, Pamela, etu

Wow! Was that faster than the Kenny Chesney- Renee Zellweger union!? People in a coma won't even know this occurred. In fact, every time I look upon that dopey-ass face of Kid Rock, I wish I WAS in a coma.

I can almost here the guy on the P.A. system next to her bed.....

"Now serving # 34... #34 please!!!!!"

Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually their child wised up first and got the hell out

Tomorrow's Fish headline will be " Pamela Back Together With Tommy" It apparently never ends. And I say- Keep it up Pam! She must be going for some sort of record here. Only no one knows what for...

I kinda look at any story featuring these two the way I would look at a new season of "Saved by the Bell" I wasn't that excited about it the first time I heard it and find my interest lessoning with every mention.

Oh, and one last thing, DAmn, Pam must be cursing the guy who invented HDTV because if she looks that weathered in photos I can't imagine what she's going to look like in Hi-Def.

shocking. really.

has her vag turned inside out yet? wake me when it does.

Has the courthouse even mailed the marriage license yet?

Wait til Denise finds out old Pammy is doing Sambora.

"Unfortunately Impossible?" No, no, no. Fortunately possible, ultimately probable, definitely proceeding. And while a miscarriage is a terrible thing for anyone to have to deal with, I can't help but think an innocent life was just spared the unbearable future of sharing this pair's DNA. Seriously...someone had their back turned when Tommy Lee and K-Fed were allowed to procreate, but obviously decided to quit being passive and get proactive.

That's one wedding ceremony per month of the marriage.

#26 Oh yes, I have predicted that one for a while. You know Denise is gonna keep Sambora locked up but good now that Pammy needs a new big cocked rock star.

"irreconcilable differences".....

Is that what they're calling Hep-C now?

what could the irreconcilable differences be? 1 Tablespoon of Astroglide as opposed to 1 1/2 Tablespoons?

My sources tell me Kid was concerned with Pam's 'nosing in' and planning his music career - such as him changing his moniker to Kid 'Easy Listening'.

Irreconciable differences- Whether Fri night is threesome night or tag-team night.

I have come to the conclusion that you can't be famous without being a putz, or trash, or both. No one has any idea how to be the least bit normal.

Ugh. Seeing pictures of either of them make me want to shower.

Haven't these two been sleeping together for years? So what's the problem? Now that it's legal it's no fun?

I knew spamela's career was nearing the 'I'll do the cover of field and stream if they just ask me' stage but I had no idea she had reached the 'bizarre celebrity wedding followed by quickie divorce' stage already.

This is news to me man..I thought they already divorced. Wow....*puts acid down*

I thought after Mandela was released from prison, this kind of stuff would end. How many African leaders must be imprisoned for Kid and Pam to stay together? I hate this world.

Thank Goodness, they had a miscarriage, huh Marge? @35

#38 sorry, no speak da dumbass, only speak da engrish.

What a fucked up divorce settlement they're having worked out... she gets half his Pabst Blue Ribbon and he gets one of her tits.

really, who would have thought it? the ever classy Pammy and Kid getting divorced after 4 months? He left with STDs and decreasing intelligence, she left with... well nothing different.

BAAH! she's only jumping now as Kid Rock is on the slide, and young aspiring artist K-Fed has just become available for some musowhoring.

Borat Sagdiyev be very happy.
All of Kazakhstan be very happy with Pamela.

OMG! what is this world coming too? I am devistated! completely SHOCKED! next thing we hear, TomKat will be divorcing and then I have lost all faith!

"Unfortunately impossible"....hmm now there's a thinker.

#39 hahhahahah
Hi Marg, Just trying to make you happy by showing you one hated fetus that luckily didn't make it.

Sorry though, I'll restrain from teasing you from now on.....maybe...

Pam and Tommy Lee are the modern day Lucy and Desi, they'll marry other people, but they should just get back together already

#47...Bingo!

This is why I don't recommend sobering up.

These two are Britney and K-Fed, the first generation.

"Unfortunately impossible" is her ability to stay married, think a coherent thought, pass a blood test, conduct her life with anything resembling dignity, or find someone to tolerate her bullshit. Not that KR is a kiss in the dark - that scraggly little puke was probably faithful for as long as she could see him.

It's a damn shame. They truly do deserve each other.

These assholes shouldnt be aloud to marry unless they have lived together for at least 10 years and have attended counceling. He probably ran out of ideas as to how to keep his ass from falling in.

Does anyone cite anything other than "irreconcilable differences" now? Those two buzz words are getting old.

Kid Rock was quoted as saying, "Even platinum pussy gets old after a while".

That is alot of forehead.

#53
In the state of California, the only two options available when filing for divorce are irreconcilable differences and incurable insanity, so that's why it always pops up.

Although in this case option two seems much more accurate.

Oops, I meant #52

What's with those shoes? There was like 5 minutes when I actually respected Pamela Anderson when she had her breast implants taken out. Then, she had bigger ones put in thus solidifying her place in Hodum.

She's already to'e-up and diseased, but for those of you who missed the most important point of this story...she fucked Kid Rock. That's about as low as you can get, to my knowledge. If there are still any dumb, closet-case fratboys trying to say that this skank is hot then they have no leg to stand on now. She was cute when she was first discovered and has been on a downward spiral ever since, and fucking Kid Rock is the equivalent of her face smashing into the asphalt after her chute didn't open. Also, she has Hepatitis C or something. And she fucked Kid Rock.

good fucking god! ... i'm speechless.

Can't imagine any man can measure up (literally) after Tommy Lee...

Poor Pammy. She's deluded herself into thinking she's marriage material... For Larry King maybe. My anus itches just looking at her picture.

What took them so long? Any marraige that starts with the bride wearing a captains hat is destined to be forever.

She's still hot (though a little worse for wear), and he's....not.

If these two crazy kids can't make out, what hope do the rest of us have?

It's not so much them that aren't compatible, it's their respective STDs. It's not like they'd cancel themselves out! It must have been a constant battle of inflamations and ooze.

She may be incapable of maintaining a stable relationship, but for as old as her face looks, she's got great legs.

Wow, so who will be next for Pam? Let me guess a grungy looking musician!

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Y'all are crazee. Kid Rock is totally fuckable.

now she can marry borat.

Well, everyone else having exhausted the bitching on Pammy and KR, I can only say that there is NO WAY that is Paris in the background.

I mean, really. PARIS... In. The. Background.

She would have found a way to make the shot about her. Possibly by challenging the others to a Top Trumps game based on STDs.

#30 - HA!!!

Who's next??? Jim Carey and Jen McCarthy??? Nicole Richie divorcing her purge finger? Julia Roberts and that camera dude? Paris Hilton and her mirror??? We really can never tell with these crazy Hollywood trysts. All we can do is make some popcorn, crack open a beer, and let the hilarity ensue.

good - she's finally dropping that trailer trash