November 28, 2006
Owen Wilson to propose to Kate Hudson
Rumors are spreading that Owen Wilson is getting ready to propose to Kate Hudson after he was spotted shopping for an engagement ring Friday with his mom at the Harry Winston in Dallas.
"They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring," said our witness. Though the bauble was an engagement band, a rep for Wilson said, "Owen's mother was looking for jewelry for herself."
I was gonna post some pictures of Owen Wilson but I figured you'd rather see some old shots of Kate Hudson in a bikini than a documented butt licker. Did I make the right choice? Only time - and possibly your erection - will tell.
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Comments
1. Posted by buzz_clik on November 28, 2006 1:17 PM
Fuh-fuh-fuh-FIRST.
2. Posted by Ruby on November 28, 2006 1:19 PM
Great bod for having a baby!
3. Posted by enfilade on November 28, 2006 1:19 PM
I'd hit it!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 28, 2006 1:24 PM
This broken-nose-motherfucker does know Pamela is single now, right?
5. Posted by serial snarkalec on November 28, 2006 1:24 PM
You'd think the pecs would be bigger the way she can curl the kid. Go figure.
6. Posted by buzz_clik on November 28, 2006 1:25 PM
Are these guys even hot enough as a couple to warrant comment? It just seems like such a banal union to me. Then again, what's the lesser of two evils: average stories about a ho-hum Hollywood couple, or blisteringly horrid (yet very comment-worthy) glimpses of Britters' snatch?
P.S. You leave my possible erection out of this. That spam email guaranteed that the product would work, and I'm gonna keep applying the cream until Mr Winky twitches, alright?
7. Posted by girl69 on November 28, 2006 1:25 PM
owen looks sexy!!! he really got in shape. i wonder why he's wearing a 2-piece?
8. Posted by jrzmommy on November 28, 2006 1:39 PM
she's gotta thing for ugly guys, what can I say.
9. Posted by Fisher55 on November 28, 2006 1:41 PM
as boring as co-co & dav-arq
10. Posted by jesseeca on November 28, 2006 1:43 PM
only in hollywood do people get engaged before their divorce is even final.
11. Posted by Alex on November 28, 2006 1:50 PM
*sigh*
If only Chris looked more like a surfer, they would have lasted. Come to think of it, if he looked like anything other than a Skeksi...
12. Posted by Braintrustfund on November 28, 2006 2:07 PM
Cutest Flatchested Milf Divorcee Evar!
13. Posted by mikeski on November 28, 2006 2:22 PM
My pants are tight.
14. Posted by ponk on November 28, 2006 2:41 PM
i would hit that so hard, the first person to pull me back out would be proclaimed the king of england.
15. Posted by Giggles on November 28, 2006 2:46 PM
Kate looks great, but the boy is in desperate need of a haircut.
16. Posted by whitenavel on November 28, 2006 2:48 PM
I'd eat that ass. And enjoy it.
17. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 28, 2006 3:01 PM
She needs implants
http://www.celebslam.com
18. Posted by Jill on November 28, 2006 3:18 PM
Kate and Owen are both hot.
19. Posted by frenchtoaststix on November 28, 2006 4:29 PM
Well, just looking at engagement jewelry doesn't mean one is automatically engaged. Like, Paris could just look at a bottle of Hypnotiq but that doesn't mean she's automatically going to pour it on Hohan's tits and lick it off. Oh, wait...
And Kate, get your son's prissy hair cut. He looks too much like his fugly daddy that way.
20. Posted by ImaCracka on November 28, 2006 4:52 PM
Imagine the flat chested crooked nose little freaks they will have.........
21. Posted by S.P.F.R.S. on November 28, 2006 5:17 PM
Owen who?
22. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 28, 2006 6:39 PM
They would make a wacky couple. What do you think? Two-three months?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
23. Posted by happy_bunny on November 28, 2006 7:26 PM
Didn't she just break up with that hairy guy like a week ago?
And by the by, I love that Kate Hudson never got breast implants.
24. Posted by happy_bunny on November 28, 2006 7:28 PM
Didn't she just break up with her baby daddy just a few days ago?
And I love that she never got implants. I hope she never does.
25. Posted by happy_bunny on November 28, 2006 7:29 PM
Sorry for the duplicate post. It didn't show up the first time. :/
26. Posted by Googolygoo on November 28, 2006 9:03 PM
Since I'm not a latent homosexual pedophile into flat-chested girls whose bodies resemble 13 year old boys, sorry, no erection to report.
And she's a gal who DEFINITELY needs make-up to maintain the illusion that she's as attractive as her 61 year old mother.
27. Posted by DmdFreak on November 28, 2006 11:02 PM
If I were him, I would lick her ass too...
28. Posted by llllllllll on November 29, 2006 6:50 AM
This broad has absolutely no lips and tits.
P.S. Goldie Horn's smile is the most annoying shit on planet earth
29. Posted by llllllllll on November 29, 2006 6:53 AM
#13-why does Anchorman come to mind? hahaha
30. Posted by llllllllll on November 29, 2006 6:56 AM
Yes I said Horn not Hawn...she is the devil
31. Posted by Mike on December 1, 2006 8:31 AM
She needs to get butt implants.
32. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on December 1, 2006 3:39 PM
Cute baby.