if i didnt havta sign in i woulda been first bitches!

hay, i was first!! im king of the world!!!!!

i have a small life.

No one cares assfacecocknocker.

He must be blind and stoopid.

TCLTC

I think it's kinda creepy to date someone who reminds you of your ex... but I dunno-- Good for them? Take that skinny, skinny Kate? Whatevs, she's a much better actress then Kirsten anyway. Speaking strickly comicbook-wise.

Holy shit, this is so disappointing. Orlando Bloom is sorta yummy but this stick figure????

A pattern has emerged here-
Orlando, Kate Bosworth, Kirsten Dunst
Orly Bloom loves blonde stick figures.

I don't find either of them attractive. So who cares if they're fucking?

since im the only one posting i suppose i had post something relevant.

she is fat and stupid and i would rather go out with that other hot bitch wat they was talkin bout that looks hot n shit.

I would have thought Bloom would be dating someone who looked like Johnny Depp.

OBLTC so does Tom

I find her somewhat attractive for a woman, not sure why the men I know find her so repulsive?

Beats doing it with a Fleshlight anyway.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fleshlights-male-masturbation.htm

Orland Bloom could have definitely got better, she's...cute, though.

http://www.dailybuzzer.com

Speaking of trolls, it's been a while since we've heard from Dr. Sunken Tits. Nice, now I can go shove a fork up my own ass, Mr. Kramer!

once you go snagglepuss, you end up with a lacerated dick that requires 30 stitches.

She must have planted a pretty good booby trap.

http://theblemish.com

God, you guys, maybe she's just really fun to hang out with. And maybe she LOVES anal.

#9 Hey thebor all I have to say is nooooooo!

PrettyBaby's prayer- Please Lord, Please do not let OBLTC or JDLTC. It's not fair!!! NOOO!

*composes self*

Good for them.

anal, schmanal, i don't care if she's a friggin nympho, what right-thinking man wants sex with an 8yr old son of dracula?

she looks like she would smell badly

#19 - TCLT8YOSODC

lol ferret, TC clearly isn't a right-thinking man, but you might be on to something.

Well maybe Kirsten isn't the dumb airheaded bimbo that you normally see on this site and Orlando can actually have a decent conversation with her. Fucking Kate Bosworth would have been like fucking a bag of bones.

Jesus - some of you people can never be pleased! This sight is the SUPERFICIAL - you hate superficial people yet Kirsten is not superficial but you still mock her!

She aint bad for an average hollywood girl. I would so prefer this than Kate's skeletor body. http://www.generalcelebrities.net/celebrities/k/Kirsten_Dunst/images/full/KirstenDunst399.JPG

lucky her

She's cute, but no where near Mary Jane gorgeous that was needed for the role.

It's like casting an Olsen Twin as Emma Frost, it's just not right.

As Mad Jack? Sure, Dunst would have been a fine choice. But as the beautiful Mary Jane Watson? She falls a lot short.

And -- she'sa gotta dong.

woot woot amen

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Call me crazy but I think she's cute...and he's so not, without his blond wig and elve's ears^^

I love how the quote makes it sound like Kirsten Dunst is the epitome of womanly curves. She's stick-thin, too. I'm seeing a pattern here... Orlando Bloom likes skinny, skinny women.

They're probably just the next-best thing to the guys he wishes he was fucking.

This ugly fucking vampiress Count Snaggletoothcula looking beeotch makes a serious argument for punching woman in the face, then kicking them in stomach when they're rolling around on the floor. One! One black eye! HA HA HA... I'm just saying...

Yes, misogyny is my life... just ask the wife. It's like fucking Saw in my home... Where's Mommy, Daddy?... Mommy's on vacation sweetie... She'll hobble back up when she learns to behave...

Dirtbag Dunst inspires that kind of ire in me...

Looking at her makes me hate women

http://www.celebslam.com

Such a cute lesbo couple, I really hope it works out for these two gals!!

Oh whatever. I like her. She's a cute skanky little vampire.

Fat? What is that, the new catch-all insult now? Let's call her gay and retarded while we're at it.

LilRach, you're usually pretty reasonable.
1.) as you know, nothing and nobody is sacred on this site. Jesus Christ himself would get slammed so please try not to get too offended when somebody you like gets hammered.
2.) Kirstin has never done much for me, but that's just my opinion. It's OK if you like some of these celebs. I like some different ones that also get slammed. (shrug)

i think she's cute. at least she's not retardedly stupid.

Yes!! I'm so happy...Kirsten Dunst is way more natural than Kate "Robot"worth who looks like she's made of wax. Kirsten Dunst is gorgeous and cute and HUMAN. Good for you Orly!

#23

This SITE is called The Superficial because we embrace the superficial things--not because we hate them.

And I just hate her becasue she can't act for shit.

Oh god! That's so perverse. Next he'll say that her smile is cute and not disastrously deformed.

Why in the name of God's green earth didn't she ever
get her snaggleteeth fixed! You know she had the
money-why would anyone ever go through life
with those horrible teeth? Does it look like there
is something on her teeth in this picture-maybe
a retainer?

@23: She was good in Interview with the Vampire. Other than that, yeah, you're pretty much right.

I meant 37. EvilPotato = retarded

I think she could be prettier if, I don't know, she washed her hair to begin with...and comb it...and wore more flattering stuff...and had some dentistry magic done..and if you used a soft focus camera and really good lighting...and maybe a body double... seriously though, she's not all THAT fugly.She just looks average next to all these hollywood actresses.. but next to real life people, she'd be a cutie!...probably. Good for them if they are happy!

English is not my first language so please be kind.... it took me months of lurking before posting!

News flash: Danielle likes to suck her daddy's sad HIV-ridden flatulent asshole. Suck a dick, cunt! Oops, I'm insulting you on a different thread now aren't I? Like I said: suck a dick, cunt!

Going from Kate Bosworth to Kirsten is like going from Tiffany's to the Walmart jewelry center.

DanYELL! I so enjoy seeing you get worked up. Hee hee! Suck a dick, cunt!

RESPOND!

RESPOND!

RESPOND!

wasn't elizabethtown out like years ago...

talk about delayed.

#45:

Actually it is more like going from the Walmart Jewelry counter to Big Lots. Or hell, even the Dollar Store.

If you have too much to eat this Thanksgiving and feel the need to purge......think about this......imagine what Kirsten looks like when she wakes up with a massive hangover! Imagine that mouth breathing that breath through them snaggley teeth on your face. You open your eyes thinking someone has put a dead raccoon on the pillow next to you when...**SURPRISE*** it's nasty old Kirsten lookin' back at you with them fish eyes.......and you realize.........you fucked her.

Thanks Jrz... you owe me $6 for lunch, $45 for a new shirt, and $20 for a new keyboard. I vomitted after the visualization.

Okay, here's what I don't get: Why is Orlando Bloom dating any woman at all? Cuz you can't fool this old fag hag: Bloom is The Gay. No doubt here. Gay gay gay.

Just think of it as my little thanksgiving gift to the world. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

I just can't believe this ugly old thing got to fuck Jake Jarhead baby cutie poopsie Gyllenhaal. That to me is fucking nonsense right there.

She is just not cute. She needs to meet someone who invents live action holograms, so she can be airbrushed in real time.

I feel like I'm going crazy with all the comments on how cute she is. Come on people! I really thought Kate was beautiful before she lost weight. I don't think he's any prize but better than corn teeth.

In the words of Archie Bunker, #23....."Shut up you."

#49 Ahahahahhahaha! That's hilarious

The ONLY thing curvey about Kirsten Dunst are her big fake titts.

Still she looks better than that walking specter of death Kate Bosworth. I hope she isn't in the sequel to Superman because the man of steel will be wasting all his time running to the store to get her laxitives.

Seriously #24, LilRash, I thought you said weeks ago that you were taking a hike from this joint because of all of the childish fights that we partake in. Please heed your own advice. You're fairly boring & useless.

I don't know why everone is dissing Kirsten. Orlando looks like a rat that got stuck in a drain pipe.

...although I must say that the superfish cracks me up with the way he always makes fun of her. Its one of the few things in life I can depend on...like Paris Hilton/praying mantis comparisons. Hilarious.

hollywood hook up: closet case and snaggle-puss...

Dunst has the face of a German peasant, especially when she wears those stupid braids on her head. All she needs is the frau outfit to make her look complete.

@ Seastay 48: It's possible that we can't find two low enough standards! It's a challenge.. But I definitely think Bosworth is 'cleaner' overall than snagglepussy Dunst... I mean jezuz kriest, if you can't straighten your fucking yello

LOL @ 63 - Absolutely true!! Long armpit hair on huge Yeti women with their hair whacked super-short, barking in a language of all consonants like they're hocking up a loogi ..EWWWWW =X

She looks like she'll age horribly. Like she'll be 40 and high school boys will assume she's 90 when she tries to pick up on them. Though they'll still have sex with her. Her, and her rancid, dusty Miss Havisham whithered vag.

that statement from a 'friend' is total bullshit.

look at regular candid pics of kate. she dresses like shit and looks it. seriously. the girl dresses in the dark. or for attention.

one of the two. probably the latter.

I could learn to live with Kirsten Dunst's randomly positioned teeth, but oral sex would be out of the question. I could probably even fuck her, from behind, in a very dark room, while fantasizing about someone much, much, much more attractive.

But there is something missing in Kirsten that she will never have, and I will not live without, ... a Y chromosome.

In other news, BJLTC ;^o

I've just lost a ton of respect for Mr. Bloom.
*vomits*