Oh baby, those legs are so S E X Y!!!

She should try food shopping..........

She looks so much better in her reflection!! That's hilarious! I think this is the first documented case of a person looking better in a distorted reflection on record. THAT'S IT!! Maybe when Paris got pissed off at her she secretly replaced all of Nicole's full lenght mirrors with fun house mirrors and she really doesn't have any idea that she looks so skinny!!!

Wait a minute, a sign that says "Labor Day Sale" and Nicole's looking at bikinis? Are these recent pics?
Since she's wearing the stupid red string, I assume her diet consists mainly of Kabbalah water.

$80,000 a month for rehab? How much did she make doing the "Simple Life"?

Man she's an idiot. But those bones jutting out are so sexy.

http://theblemish.com

P.S. The Angry Ferret has a new post up!

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

It would be like fucking a pile of coat hangers...

Oh Yeeeah, I almost forgot. There's an all new My Name Is Earl on tonight at 8e/7c on most of your CBS stations.

"Made a Lady Think I Was God
Earl confronts number 12 on his list when Joy needs a restraining order lifted to improve her image; Earl disguises himself as the voice of God."

She's damn close to just withering away

http://www.celebslam.com

I offer a limerick:

There once was a chick named Nicole
so skinny, she looked like a pole.
she ate a celery stick
then got real real sick
and ended up puking out her soul.

Rest in peace, Nicole ... your time is coming.

Just between the 200 of us, I prefer shopping to living, too.

Death has a dignity all it's own Nicole.

embrace it....it's your destiny.

Truly Yours,

Emperor Palpa...err...Barbado The Slim

Nicole, for the last time- you are a fat fucking pig and need to lose more weight!

HI GUYS! Nichol Richie here! Hey-A! I'm here to comment on how my body rejects everything except cocaine and large doses of oil-based paint. And yes I know I'm getting a little under-weight, thanks for pointing that out. But that's okay, because I have the perfect solution. I'm gonna bring my skinny-ass to McDonalds right now and help myself to a McWater and a McShut-the-fuck-up. Because I'm boring as hell.

I wish she'd pull a Karen Carpenter already, this shit is tired.

She really broke out of rehab because if she had stayed in, it would've been a full 4 days of no new paparazzi shots and the attention whore didn't want to be out of the public eye that long.

Plus, she just HAD to have the latest ugly Balenciaga bag. Dur.

prefer-shopping-to-living haiku:

fall leaves chilly breeze
choc'late cashmere spiced velvet
whet my appetite

yummy down on that, basho

#1

Sexy like gonorrhea.

I don't know if it's just me, but I don't find rotting skeletons attractive.

No tits.

No curves.

Worthless.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Jesus Nicole, just die already.

She must be stuffed after all that shopping.

#21

Mmm, wool is good eating.

And it's high in fiber.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#20, I was so gonna post that. But at least she's contributing the economy and not wasting much needed foodstuff.

C'mon guys, you know you can't carry the same bag 2 days in a row in rehab

(singing...) I hope she die-ies, I hope she die-ies!

she is skinnier than a skeleton (a skeleton that has been on a diet for 100 million centurys and has diorea!)!

Must be quite something to shop all day with no responsibilities. No wonder she is suffering.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Where is she getting all this f-ing money? Lionel Richie has been washed up for years! Those are the ugliest legs I've ever seen too by the way.

Ugliest feet too. Honey don't bother painting your toenails..

I pity her :( I hope she goes back to rehab quickly :(

Looking at that pic makes me want to throw chicken feed at her feet and see what happens. A kindful soul might add crumbled up bits of cheeseburger in with the mix.

I think everyone prefers shopping to living.

I think the best thing about hanging out with her is how handy she is if you lock your keys in your car.

I just twist her in to a little loop and slide her in the door.

If that hungry looking beeotch walked into my store, I'd definitely has security follow her around.

That dumb bitch, she's a fucking worthless waste of time, so fucking nasty....

She looks like a Daddy Long Legs spider in that 1st picture.

Where's the Raid?

Aren't ones thighs supposed to be bigger than ones calves?

god, her feet look HUGE! Is it just an optical illusion created by the fact that her legs are basically twigs? Or are they just ginormous? Either way, if I was her, I would cover those bad boys UP! Nobody wants to see that, or any other area of her grotesque, emaciated body. I also agree that she should just die already...with all the money she's NOT pending on food, she could donate it to starving people, but nooooo, she's gotta buy some more overpriced crap! Gotta love being famous and rich for absolutely no worthwhile reason!

I was Nicole Richie for Halloween. From the neck up, blonde wig, big glasses, bandana. From the neck down, one of those black jumpsuits with the skeleton printed on it. I won $100 for most original costume. See, something good came out of her anorexia after all.

Aw fuck this chick is gonna keel over. Those legs are gonna snap and the injury will just kill her skinny ass.

Really sad. She's on her way to the grave.

I'll finally say it, why won't she just die and get it over with.

Then we won't have her dried prune face with a blond wig all over the internet anymore.

She's clearly being beyond stupid, so Nicole, just get it over with quickly and spare the people who care about you and the world from having to see your slow self-imposed decay.

She checked herself out of rehab to go shopping at the grandma wears superstore 50% off clearance sale??

red string bracelets show anorexic pride. im not joking, google it if you have time

Why is all this hippie shit in style now?
And I kind of think someone should put her out of her misery, sorry to say. Shouldn't be too hard, maybe give her a firm pat on the back and watch each rib fall off. Her hand is a damn withered leaf. Gross.

She must be one painful shag.

With all that bone, it must be like putting one's penis into a meat grinder.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

# 17 . True. I guess she thought the whole media would jump on it, but instead no-1 really cared so she had 2 come out herself 2 get some attention. Nice clinic btw, or is it a hotel?

She used to look cute when she was chubby, but now she looks like she's one skipped meal away from having a feeding tube shoved down her anorexic throat.

the whole time she probably bitched about how huge she thinks her thighs are. and for $80 large a month? she can come live with me. i'll bitch the weight right on her narrow ass.

is Brain Embolism aka Iambananas?
they have the same moronic way of talking.
just curious.

Pft let skeletor die already.

Man that is one pathetic human being......

Really just have her stand in front of a mirror and have a line of guys walk by naked.... as she watches their dicks shrivel in disgust maybe she will go eat a burger......

Just plain nasty.......

@49 HugeAss - Watch what you writing, I have high friends in places.

When have you heard me talk?

Shes not actually shopping, because if their was anything in those bags she wouldnt be able to pick them up. The bones in her arm would snap like dry spaghetti.

#49, nope.

Much obliged Apache!

@49: As I've said before, Brain Embolism is a reformed troll.

Lay off.

hopeless

Well, at least she carries around a handbag big enough for them to cart away her carcass in when she croaks while shopping.

people need to stop going around and calling skinny people "anorexic" And how can you wish for someone to die just because they are anorexic sugarplum???Do you have issues with your own weight??Maybe she does have an eating disorder, maybe not! We aren't her, so we don't know. Don't say mean things about her cuz she's skinny. but nobody knows what she is truly going through. Give the girl a break!

Hahahahaaa...

I'm just going to sit back and watch this one.

#58, you might want to hope this one goes unnoticed. Also, you're not terribly familiar with what this site is all about, are you?

Cat- you need to quit shitting in our corner and run back to your litter box where you belong. Just a suggestion.

@56 - Damn, thanks Hopeless!

Hey, maybe she'll die coughing blood. One can only hope.

Hey Brain, I'm crocheting a tissue box cover for you. What colors would you like?

I think she's already dead and this is just a used condom wrapper that looks kinda like her.

www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

I hate her, but Jesus that image of her legs... She looks like she just stepped out of a concentration camp. Obviously, none of her 'friends' or anyone else in her life gives a damn if she ends up dead tomorrow.

Shop until you drop!
Oops, too late...

58. I couldn't be happier with my weight. 114 pounds and 5'5 height. I'm *healthy* and sizzling without even trying.

And no, no one could ever make me believe she's got some 'skinny disorder' beyond her grasp. I study nutrition and know an anorexic/bulimic when I see one. Nobody lives off coffee for months just because they want to stay awake. I'm not even going on the details here.

She's being STUPID and making everyone suffer for it. Her dad takes her to rehab and what does she do? She checks out. She's DELIBERATELY killing herself, and everyone who loves her has to suffer for it.

She needs to stop being a dumb selfish ass and start taking care of herself.

People are sick of having to see her look worse every week. People are tired of it. If she won't take the help that people are trying to give her then yes she's better off getting the innevitable over with.

There's little girls out there wearing red bracelets, starving themselves to death and using her sick pictures and magazine covers to help them stay on the anorexic track.

She's encouraging this kind of sick behaviour amongst teens all over. They have seen her go from slightly plump to bones, just how much she flaunts it around and all the media attention she's been given, they aren't blind.

Girls need real women to look up to, not these bony skanks the media keeps proliferating.

And here's a bit for you, real naturally skinny people have always been skinny. Go search for pictures of young Nicole and let me know if you find one of her looking like she does now.

Thought- maybe instead of anorexia, she just has an out-of-control tapeworm.

Or a whole colony of tapeworms.

There was a study conducted with monkeys that showed calorie restriction lead to a longer, healthier life.

God damn it, Nicole Richie is going to live forever.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Anorexia is fucking hilarious. Put a red nose on her and she'd make a great clown.

Though I have to admit I find cancer funnier. More predictable too.