Nov 28 2006Nicole Richie pisses off PETA
The fashion gurus at PETA have named Nicole Richie their worst dressed celebrity.
"This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones," notes the animal rights group. "She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match." Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. "Wearing fur does add 20 pounds," PETA says, "but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead." "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Opines PETA: "You'd think she'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane."
I'm begining to think this is all just a popularity contest. I mean I walk around wearing fur coats all the time and I still can't make their stupid list. I don't even kill the animals, I just staple them to my jacket. A fresh fur coat is a stylish fur coat is what I always say.
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1. sonreesa - November 28, 2006 11:00 AM
yawn......and? celebs wear fur...big fucking whoop.
2. superficially - November 28, 2006 11:01 AM
I'm first.....
3. superficially - November 28, 2006 11:01 AM
I'm first.....
4. superficially - November 28, 2006 11:03 AM
i totally suck at this
5. enfilade - November 28, 2006 11:04 AM
Fuck PETA.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
6. tits_on_snack - November 28, 2006 11:07 AM
Ahaha. Nobody with three functioning brain cells in their head gives a flying shit what PETA says.
Nicole wore fur. Whoop de do. PETA faced 50 felony charges in North Carolina, after police caught them killing adoptable pets (including puppies and kittens) and tossing their bodies into a grocery-store trash dumpster.
www.petakillsanimals.com
PETA are nothing more than celeb-ass-kissing money mongers who think that people shouldn't even be allowed to own pets, and demonstrate this fact by brainwashing people who obviously don't have anything more important to do with their lives into taking off their clothes in public and sitting around in cages.
7. Binky - November 28, 2006 11:08 AM
At least the PETA people seem to have hired some writers.
8. RichPort - November 28, 2006 11:12 AM
What are those PETA fucks mad at? It's not like she's eating the fuckers. Ever notice how they never go after rappers or basketball players? So Mr. O'Neal, you wanna be a 350lb 7-footer with a fur trench to match??? Eat my red paint!!! PETA is a bunch of fucking pussies.
9. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 11:12 AM
What about that fucking Lassie? Always wearing fur.....even when it's 100 degrees out. And she has a snout that would stop an army.
10. Xopher.tm - November 28, 2006 11:12 AM
When PETA stops killing animals, and when they cease trying to take away our pets (and euthanizing them), then maybe - just maybe - someone will give a shit.
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
11. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 11:13 AM
hey, Rich, ever notice how you and I seem to post next to each other? And no one has ever seen us in the same room at the same time? Maybe we're Michael and Janet Jackson?
12. crabbie - November 28, 2006 11:15 AM
Shouldn't PETA be protecting Nicole?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
13. JungleRed - November 28, 2006 11:16 AM
Worst dressed list? PETA? She's gonna have to do better than that if she wants to drag any attention away from the Spears-Hilton-Lohan train wreck. Good luck with that you human pez dispenser.
PS. Is she morphing into Lohan with those leggings and bad extensions?
14. RichPort - November 28, 2006 11:21 AM
Jrz - That's some freaky Matrix shit... which one are you, Michael or LaToya? If I had a gun in my mouth and was forced to choose, I'd mumble "ladoya, ladoya" myself.
15. chelsea_423 - November 28, 2006 11:23 AM
Fuck PETA. I'm not one to defend fur-wearers or people like Richie or the Olsen twins, but it seems pretty low to make fun of their weight when they're supposed to be criticising the fact that they wear fur. This sounds like it was written by bitchy 13-year-old girls.
16. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 11:33 AM
Rich...I'm not making any "If I had a -- fill in the blank-- in my mouth, I'd mumble 'Muckulf'" jokes because that's like a crime against children.
17. deyanira_spain - November 28, 2006 11:35 AM
OMG!
that's a BIG head!
a big bad dressed head xD
18. Elizabeth - November 28, 2006 11:35 AM
Anyone who pisses of PETA is A-ok in my book. Friggin nazis.
19. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 11:35 AM
16--it was written by bitter Twinkie- scarfin' gay-man fatties.
20. ponk - November 28, 2006 11:36 AM
well at least we now know that Brit is fur-less.
21. edb87 - November 28, 2006 11:41 AM
PETA can suck my sack. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to order a 21 piece bucket at KFC...and eat it all in one sitting.
ZING!
http://edquarters.blogspot.com
22. HollyJ - November 28, 2006 11:44 AM
Weird that you guys are criticizing the way PETA writes their articles, when it sounds EXACTLY the way the Super dude would write it, verbatim.
Fuck people that wear fur, PETA or not. There are far better ways to try to show the world that you're tacky nouveau riche.
Fuck the moronic Nicole and Eva, fur or not.
LOL @ 21
23. PapaHotNuts - November 28, 2006 11:46 AM
She could make a full length coat out of one dead baby hamster's fur.
24. RichPort - November 28, 2006 11:47 AM
#22 - Great idea. Let's stand outside of their offices and hurl chicken bones at them. Any of you from the third world who'd like to fuck sheep in front of their headquarters are welcome to. Fuck, I'll even throw in the velcro gloves.
25. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 11:53 AM
25--heh!
Holly, shush it. and I mean zip it, lock it and stuff it in your pocket.
26. CelebSlam.com - November 28, 2006 12:01 PM
Shouldn't PETA be saving animals?
http://www.celebslam.com
27. NipsyHustle - November 28, 2006 12:01 PM
Peta can suck the cheese out of an uncut cock for all i care. there are bigger things to worry about than anorexic girls trying to stay warm. it's OBVIOUS they need extra protection from chilly air. Duh!
if it makes them feel better, i plan on having car seats made out of nicole once she dies from her AIR ONLY diet. she's got the best looking leather around these days.
28. NipsyHustle - November 28, 2006 12:02 PM
Peta can suck the cheese out of an uncut cock for all i care. there are bigger things to worry about than anorexic girls trying to stay warm. it's OBVIOUS they need extra protection from chilly air. Duh!
if it makes them feel better, i plan on having car seats made out of nicole once she dies from her AIR ONLY diet. she's got the best looking leather around these days.
29. Italian Stallion - November 28, 2006 12:27 PM
When I went to the zoo, I noticed the monkey's would clean each other by picking the bugs out of each others hair. However, I didn't know celeberties could hire them to walk behind them and do it at all times...........
30. ponk - November 28, 2006 12:35 PM
lmao stallion
31. Hotblueglue - November 28, 2006 12:42 PM
Ok, I just had to create an account to sign in and comment on the dreck most of you have posted regarding PETA and their words about Nicole, et al. I agree with 23. At least be consistent for Chrissakes. You all are showing your true lack of brains and ability for critical thinking by bashing PETA on this one, dumbasses. PETA writes a completely credible and appropriately sassy paragraph on a vapid, looser celeb and now you're all hopping MAD about it?!?! Why the hell are you reading this celeb gossip blog, pray tell? No matter what your opinions of PETA may be, most of your arguments fall flat on this -- point blank. And PUHLEEZ spare me the PETA kills animals shite. Here's a dollar -- go buy a clue. Or at least go peruse the right-winger windbag blogs...
32. ponk - November 28, 2006 12:51 PM
32. The blog site for people with superior intellect and critical thinking skills is at www.superiorIntellect.com This site is for people who can laugh at all of the inanities.
33. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 12:53 PM
32--zip, lock, pocket.
34. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 12:56 PM
Do we have our new bitch?
35. thebor - November 28, 2006 12:59 PM
To quote the great Charles Barkley, "Animals are only good for two things, eatin and wearin".
You know plants are alive too, what about that Peta lovers.
36. tits_on_snack - November 28, 2006 1:10 PM
LMAO @ 32.
Yeah. It's because I frickin love celebrities so much, and wanna flock to their rescue against meanies like PETA.
Not because I think PETA's a bunch of money-grubbing asshole lunatics. Now go eat your thanksgiving tofurkey leftovers.
37. Hotblueglue - November 28, 2006 1:20 PM
FYI y'all -- I'm not a member of PETA, nor am I a vegetarian. However, I can't help but call out lameness and dumbness once in a while when I see it. And most of the comments on this post are supreme examples of both the aforementioned qualities. PS: 35, I'd be honored to be named New Bitch on the Block. Seriously.
38. ponk - November 28, 2006 1:35 PM
you want 'lameness and dumbness'? ask yourself why you come to a site and try to educate people that here only to be entertained.
39. tits_on_snack - November 28, 2006 1:38 PM
Hotblueglue smells like poo and looks like it too lolololololololololol fuck I make myself lmao with my cunning wit. That's why I come here - to a site about celebrities called "the superficial", so I can have deep conversations about intellectual matters, and impress people with my bra1n powerZ!!!.
40. Hotblueglue - November 28, 2006 1:43 PM
Ponk, tits, etc., I ain't tryin' to educate nuthin' or no one. What gives you that idea? I just wanted to opine with the rest of yous. But I gotta run now, I'm late for my frontal lobotomy...
41. tits_on_snack - November 28, 2006 1:48 PM
o noes!
42. NicotineEyePatch - November 28, 2006 2:29 PM
Aside from the crazy antics of PETA that I am just learning about, I could give a rat's ass about Nicole Ritchie's fashion sense, which up to this point has been clearly the work of an anorexic cokehead or two.
But the rat's ass thing gives me an idea for a hat.... or a coat, in Nicole's case.
43. peoplesuck - November 28, 2006 3:04 PM
PETA does crucially important work. It's too bad - but not surprising - that so many of you are unenlightened.
44. sexybitch - November 28, 2006 5:08 PM
Sorry, hotblue, peoplesuck, but PETA are a bunch of hothead extremists.
All extremists should be shot!
45. HolisticWisdomcom - November 28, 2006 6:42 PM
Good grief, who from PETA has such an unprofessional way of speaking about this?
I know they are great for sticking up for animals, but to rip someone apart like that only shows a lack of social etiquette and is a poor example of how a professional organization should represent itself.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
46. sinai - November 28, 2006 7:55 PM
WTF is she supposed to "fill out her frame" with? Celery and peas?
Fuck you PETA.
47. jrzmommy - November 29, 2006 6:43 AM
Nah.....hotbluegoo or whatever, we all met last night in an emergency, closed-door session and we'd rather you just go back to where you came from than be the new bitch.
48. Hotblueglue - November 29, 2006 10:11 AM
Are you guys aware that PETA is like the biggest celeb cause magnet in Los Angeles? At the PETA benefit last year on the Paramount lot you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting an A-lister. Are you all living in the Midwest or something?
49. Caitlin - November 29, 2006 8:37 PM
#6. If PETA didn't want people to own pets, why would they sell pet food, pet toys, pet blankets, etc? Right now they're providing shelter to thousands of pets who will have to survive cold winters outside.
Regardless of how you feel about PETA. They do do a lot of good. Can you say the same? And at least get your facts straight before becoming so opinionated.
50. Lagoon - November 30, 2006 2:37 AM
right on #50
51. Googolygoo - December 1, 2006 9:48 PM
Um, HotBlewGoo, get over yourself. You are very obviously a PETA member and a complete idiot like the rest of the those militant, chain-themselves to cages, hairy-pitted, Birkenstock-wearing assholes. You "just had to create an account to sign in and comment"? Yeah, right.
You're like the religious freak who trolls the boards for the "most offensive" site to post hellfire and brimstone and save souls.
Go eat some veal. Rare.
52. superstar - December 3, 2006 1:20 PM
Whenever I look at her, she reminds me of a robot with skin and bones...real bones that stick out the skin :/
Soon her head will shrink since her glasses get bigger every month!
53. superstar - December 3, 2006 1:22 PM
I feel sorry for those poor animals...fucking PETA!!!
54. SorryToMaria - December 4, 2006 6:01 PM
Very eloquent there, PETA. Next time try figuring out which celebrity you're trashing before you commence. Ashely Olsen isn't the anorexic one.
PS- PETA does a lot of non publicized ~**~bad things~**~, for the record.
Example: Unable to stomach the thought of a puppy or kitten being given to a loving owner, the thoughtful and intelligent people at PETA decided to kill them and throw them in dumpsters instead.
I mean, after all, that adoring 5 year old would have tortured that poor animal. He/she might have even killed it!
....point taken? thought so.
55. HollywoodSnark - March 28, 2007 8:39 AM
yeah, she's such a freakin bitch - can't she just OD or something?
56. wow - June 3, 2008 7:40 PM
peta sucks: yes
but fur is murder and nobody should wear it... fur isn't even pretty, it's a fucking dead animal... it's disgusting.... you might as well wear a dead human on you since you going for the eww factor
57. wow - June 3, 2008 7:40 PM
peta sucks: yes
but fur is murder and nobody should wear it... fur isn't even pretty, it's a fucking dead animal... it's disgusting.... you might as well wear a dead human on you since you going for the eww factor
58. wow - June 3, 2008 7:43 PM
#49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks
peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world...
they're retarded and stupid...
their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever
i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it...obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse... GREAT
59. wow - June 3, 2008 7:43 PM
#49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks
peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world...
they're retarded and stupid...
their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever
i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it...obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse... GREAT
60. wow - June 3, 2008 7:43 PM
#49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks
peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world...
they're retarded and stupid...
their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever
i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it...obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse... GREAT