lol, nice

Im confused now how they both are able to have children now?

If memory serves, didn't she miscarry Tom's baby around the time he announced they were getting divorced?

Did he hump her from rehab?

They are both able to have children because Suri's daddy is Chris Klein. Any takers on Keith Urban being in rehab for the birth of his kid?

#2--bingo. What the fuck? did they forget what they told the world they had to adopt because they couldn't conceive?

Well, anyhooo.....this is nice for the Urbans.....now Keith can rest his beers and do lines off of Nicole's bump.

Suri looks like Katie, not like Tom. I think Katie was injected with mystery sperm and Nicole's uterus was fine this whole time. Could Tom has sucked the juice of another man then injected it into Katie orally?

Suri looks like bjork.

yes, jrzmommy blew the lid off that bjork maternity story, go to my site for details

Tom Cruise couldn't get her pregnant because he was using the wrong hole.

Nicole Kidman is pregnant? Isn't she, like, eighty?

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i suspect the baby is going to pop out twitching and asking "is this where they are having the five o cloch free crack giveaway?"

Tom Cruise couldn't get her knocked-up because he couldn't get his girdle off:

Tom was wearing a GIRDLE under his tuxedo at his wedding! In case you haven't noticed, Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he's a "nervous eater." And he's had a lot to be nervous about - his exit from Paramount and his high octane marriage. When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small. Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out and various details were adjusted. Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment. Everyone was sworn to secrecy, but those Armani employees love to gossip, and are we grateful for THAT!

She's so fucking pale, she's practically transparent... haggard Botox beeotch.

Note to Britney:

Call NK for private instructions on how to dress appropriately in public. Scan NK contact list for clothiers into Blackberry. Fire current image consultant. Hire NK image consultant.

If she gets any more facelifts, her mouth will be stretched so wide that she won't be able to close the corners anymore...like Cher.

Powder..........

She looks like a halloween mask, with her mean scary looking eyebrows. I'm scared of her.

The title should read:
Nicole Kidman Might Be A Ghost

Their adopted kids must feel like shit deep down inside. Face it, no matter what people say, they will never be blood related. If Nicole and Cruise had to chose which of their kids had to live in a life and death situation they would more than likely chose their blood child.

# 10, I went to your site and found no gossip. I would love to have the ferret though. I have references. :)

Well, for those of you who can't do simple math - Keith Urban hasn't been in rehab that long and if she's showing, then she must be at least 3 mos along- guess he could have done it. Perhaps that's why he's in rehab - she's making him shape up before the baby is born. I hope she is blessed enough to have her own child. As for the adopted children being jealous, I don't think that should be a concern. Plenty of people have adopted and bio children. As for Tom Cruise - weirdo - I totally agree with that!!!

Joking about miscarriage is not funny.

the baby will be named casper

Correction: Cocaine Casper

#23
Somewhere down the line while in a brotherly/sisterly argument, the "REAL" kids of these celebrities will throw it in the faces of the "fake" kids, "I hate you, thats why you're not really mom and dads kid" OUCH!!!

This happens folks, don't act like you're not impressed.

UncleSam, I kinda liked youe "I Want YOU!" recruitimg slogan a bit better, but we can give your new one a try too... anything to help recruitment.

Geez, these keys are to close to each other... damn you sausage fingers and weed!

Not another demon seed!

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i'm so glad someone is finally bringing this up. mainstream media seems to be ignoring the obvious question perhaps out of respect for the adopted children but i've not even seen this addressed in the tabloids. anyway, i think katie used donor sperm and nicole used donor eggs. katie only needed to get artificially inseminated because she probably has no fertility issues herself but in nicole's case, she would need to go thru IVF using donor eggs that were fertilized with keith's sperm in the lab (assuming he is fertile).

She is beautiful, hope she is happy.

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Well thank you #7, after reading that I vomited up a small amount of my bacon and eggs...mmmmm...

I am glad to see Nicole is finally preggers, it also means that FINALLY she has been getting some hard cock in her after so many years with TC, and now we may finally see her with some nice sized, swollen baby milk teats to go along with those expensive designer dresses she is always wearing...

I also don't believe any of that horseshit about Nicole supposedly miscarrying TC's baby...just more Hollywood Horscrap to shore up TC's "masculine" image...

Click on the link below to see the REAL Suri, who was deemed not "beautiful" enough and was ditched in a Bengalese orphanage to rot forever...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLmhGb4ZdZo

Isn't she like 40? It's pretty risky for someone her age to be poppin out kids.

#8 hit the nail right on the friggen head;
Suri DOES look like Bjork.
thats funny as shit, i dont care how many times people repeat it here.

yeah she's 40 and the dad's a hardcore addict, hard to see how their spawn could possibly have defects. it's one bad ultrasound away from a vacuuming.

WELL, All I can say is that Tom Cruise (man lover) broke up with her (I think) because he really thought his cum was made for those of the opposite sex. And one night, when Tom was in a great mood after a few bottles of Scientology-approved wine while contemplating Xenu's return, he threw one into Nicole impregnating her. I think he then invoked Xenu's curse and the poor baby was miscarried. Bottom line here- Ton Cruise not only loves cock, but he also loves his wacked religion and he felt Nicole's catholic womb was unfit.
Do you follow?@!

Well, I suppose he could just jerk off, throw it at her and let the flies do the job for him - oh, hee hee, forgot, that's Courtney Love's trick...

NOTE: More fitting headline:

"Nicole Kidman might be (read: is most likely) heavily drinking"

I've never seen someone so hhwhite in my life. She would go well on a blackboard.

Jeezus, I hope this kid is the most beautiful baby born anywhere out of 39-yeardold eggs and coked-out sperm. I hope it's born with an IQ of 290 and comes out tap dancing and singing "There's No Business Like Show Business." I hope all these things because I am so fucking tired of hearing about her ex and his zombie bride and their Asian looking lab-created fembot.

I love that picture - she is trying to be so fucking demure...

I like to picture her naked, on her back with her legs in the air, with a dick in her pussy, another one in her ass and another one between her plumped up, Botoxified lips...preferably one of the penises is black...she is not fooling anyone, she is a bona fide Hollywood slut...

TO # 21, to date Tom Cruise doesn't have any "blood" children, he'll never have them, he admited in an interview in the mid 80's that he's sterile.
TO #31, Nicole K. doesn't have a problem conceiving, the child she was carrying when Cruise walked out on her wasn't his...which is why he left her

TO LIBRAESQUE (#21)

REALLY??!! i would love to see that interview. do you have a reference? your info solves a long-time mystery for me... thanks.

OOPS! I MEANT TO SAY "TO LIBRAESQUE (#44)"

Yep, #44 I remember reading that Nicole getting pregnant was why Tom left her, since he was sterile it couldn't have been his. Wish I could remember where I read it.

(FYI #34 the you tube short is of a real human child suffering from a rare skin disease called harlequin icthyosis)

With skin that pale, she'll save a fortune on x-rays and ultrasounds. They can just shine a huge, bright light behind her until they see the fetus give 'ol thumbs-up.

DarkLady, Cruises only comment to the media was "She knows why" re: why he left her. I wasn't a rabid Tom hater back then (like I am now) so I don't recall why the public, and the media didn't slam him more than they did on WHY he left his wife of 10 years who was also 3 months pregnant. I guess his admission that he was sterile was a little fresher in everyones mind back then, so it was all clearly on Nicole, but no one talked about it.
I'd bet the farm Cruise convinced her to hold back on her announcement that she's pregnant till after his wedding, the controlling midget!!!

i guess they finally developed a cure for being a hermaphrodite?

Who is this woman?

This is not the same woman who gave me
major wood when she was mounting
Billy Zane on that yacht or dropping her
drawers in Billy Bathgate.
She looks like third cousin/aunt to Nicole Kidman and we all know whats coming next...
The next plastic surgery will
cross her into that 'tranny' look that
results from too much surgery and botox.

My penis is sad.

I remember reading in People Magazine that "sources" said Nicole had a miscarriage proving that she was unfaithful since he couldn't father children. Suri was fathered by Lt. Sulu!

ZZZZ... WTF? WHO CARES?

She probably just ate a burrito:

http://www.celebrityfox.com/nicole-kidman-is-pregs-maybe/

If she was indeed pregnant, it would be the best news ever! That news would just confirm everything we all suspected all along about Tom shooting blanks. I wish Nicole and hubby Keith all the very best! And i do hope the good news and the prospect of this up-coming little bundle of joy will give him all the strength and courage he will need to successfully complete his rehab treatment and keep out of drinks and drugs in the future! All the very best of luck to them both!

#8 - I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

It's strange how Nicole chose to get married after Tom had pubicly commited. Was she hoping to reconcile?

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