November 15, 2006
Naomi Campbell strikes again

Naomi Campbell was sued again yesterday by a former maid who claims she assulted her while making bigoted remarks. The court papers call Campbell a "violent super-bigot" and claims she said things like: "You are not in the Third World any more, stupid" and "Romanians are not usually as dumb as you" all while kicking or punching the maid in the back of the head as she searched the closet for a pair of jeans.
They actually called her a 'violent super-bigot.' That's like a whole other class of bigot usually reserved for old men who live in secret lairs and plan the destruction of all those "damned Jews." Ya know, like Mel Gibosn. Zing!
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Comments
1. Posted by griffmills on November 15, 2006 9:22 AM
Whore!
2. Posted by Bioplant on November 15, 2006 9:26 AM
I like my ladies with a bit of edge to them.
Call me, Naomi!
3. Posted by scoos on November 15, 2006 9:26 AM
I wonder if she calls people "sugar tits"
4. Posted by 86 on November 15, 2006 9:26 AM
She's nuts.
5. Posted by biatcho on November 15, 2006 9:33 AM
If I get one more fucking Circuit City ad flying across my screen on this damn site I am going to murder my cleaning lady, stupid Ecuadiorians can go fuck a goat.
6. Posted by Spindoc on November 15, 2006 9:35 AM
Hmmm, Was she really being bigoted? She said that THIS particular Romanian was more stupid than most, not that all romainians were that stupid. I mean, when you look at it that way, it could be taken as a compliment to all other Romanians that they are smarter than her. So in fact, Naomi is a very sweet, very Pro-Romanian girl.
7. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 15, 2006 9:36 AM
is there any room left on the bandwagon? naomi swung on me, i ducked, and she slapped my neighbor.
still i think my aura was assaulted and i want justice.
8. Posted by the salami from killarney on November 15, 2006 9:37 AM
Naomi Campbell is AWESOME!! If Russell Crowe had to declare war on the world, she's the only living person who could stop him. She also looks nice naked.
9. Posted by Hara on November 15, 2006 9:38 AM
She is 100% my favourite super model ever. EVer since that Naomi hit me shirt. She's not just a super B****, she OWNS it. Plus, her pimp hand is way strong. Why doesn't she rap?
10. Posted by mikeski on November 15, 2006 9:38 AM
I can't wait to see her Super Bigot outfit. Prolly comes with a cape.
Oh, and a sheet and a hood.
11. Posted by justme on November 15, 2006 9:48 AM
LOL!.. A negro making third world comments.. HAHAHAHA.. They are third world.. LOL!
12. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 15, 2006 9:51 AM
#7 Way to SPIN the story, nice, I like it!
Speaking of Mel Gibson, I watched that movie Bravheart last night and I gotta say in the spirit of the Superfish guys-
I'd hit it...(Or let it hit me, whichever)
13. Posted by wedgeone on November 15, 2006 9:53 AM
Who is Gibosn? lol.
14. Posted by frenchtoaststix on November 15, 2006 9:53 AM
LOL #11. Faster than Hohan on crack! Stronger than Russell Crowe! Able to bitch-slap housecleaners of all ethnicities with a single arm! Look, at a fashionable upscale hotel! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's Super Bigot!
15. Posted by Stuey75 on November 15, 2006 9:54 AM
#6, hahahah fo real
ummm why hasnt someone knocked this bitch out? of allll the people she has assulted not one got a punch in? what does she do..sucker punch people in interviews and only hire the ones who cower? JESUS
16. Posted by *DanIelle* on November 15, 2006 9:55 AM
Naomi Campbell is the same size as a broom stick. The bitch throws cell phones and other ridiculous things in order to get what she wants.
This broad won't be satisfied until one of her victims pick up a chair and slams it across her head.
17. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 9:55 AM
Oh so I guess when I was telling my Romanian maid "Why are making those choking noises? Don't they have cocks this big in Romanifuck??" I was being racist too... judgemental fucks. So much for my RichPort Choked Me t shirt...
18. Posted by wedgeone on November 15, 2006 9:55 AM
Adn what's going on with Naomi's neck? This pic looks like her head has been bolted on, only the bolts are very well hidden & can't be seen.
Is that an Adam's apple sticking out? Is that a vein running up the one side? My 3 year old would call the vein a spider web.
19. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 9:57 AM
Did I forget a "you" in there some where? Fuck all. Oops, there I go again...
20. Posted by wedgeone on November 15, 2006 9:57 AM
#19 And ....
21. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 15, 2006 9:59 AM
Someone just needs some fucking guts that's all to just punch and/or slap or kick or something this British Bitch. Or maybe justme will start fucking her and fall in love AWWWWW... two sweet bigots.
Did I mention I'd let Mel have his way??
22. Posted by sexybitch on November 15, 2006 10:01 AM
#22
I agree, he was hot in Braveheart. But he needs to shave that chinwhisker horror he grew for Apocalypto before he gets near my sugartits.
23. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 15, 2006 10:02 AM
God damn, this chick needs to be put in a permanent straight-jacket
http://www.celebslam.com
24. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 10:02 AM
I'd turn this whore out in so many ways.
I bet she'd never hit another living soul again...after I'm through with her.
25. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 10:03 AM
I'll not be surprised to read, "Naomi Campbell walked into a branch office of Merry Maids today and open fired with an automatic rifle killing all 20 people inside and then destroyed the entire property by setting it on fire with gasoline and 12 hand grenades. She then drove crosstown and entered the offices of an AuPair service and used a machete to butcher every person inside. She then began to wander down the street with a flame thrower and began setting ablaze any person she deemed a domestic employee."
26. Posted by HughJorganthethird on November 15, 2006 10:07 AM
violent super bigot will now be the name of my bands new album. thanks Naomi.
27. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 10:11 AM
What a lame post. Did you pull that one out of your ass?
28. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 10:23 AM
I see my troll is still here... yaaaaaaaaaaaawn
29. Posted by enfilade on November 15, 2006 10:29 AM
Lock this bitch away for fuck sakes.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
30. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 10:32 AM
And she's not at all pretty. She's quite fucking odd looking, actually. I hope she gets psoriasis on her fucking face.
31. Posted by particle)man on November 15, 2006 10:51 AM
First Borat, now this, Romanians have been getting the short end of the stick as of late.
THIRTY-SECOND!
32. Posted by particle)man on November 15, 2006 10:52 AM
First Borat, now this, Romanians have been getting the short end of the stick as of late.
THIRTY-SECOND!
33. Posted by Mojo on November 15, 2006 10:57 AM
she's a certified nut but i bet she's amazing in bed.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
34. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 15, 2006 11:00 AM
@26 LOL
Is she really still not in jail?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
35. Posted by checkyourshorts on November 15, 2006 11:25 AM
Why is she always so impatient to get dressed?
#12 "Justme" -
I've just spoken with your god.
Yes, I looked into her fiery eyes and confirmed that upon your next racist comment, you will be officially slated to reincarnate as a Black woman. We talked about giving you a middle class family, Catholic school upbringing, yada yada, but figured that someone as upstanding as you would be able to rise above being born to drug addicts in central Newark. I have my doubts though, and suggest you get to work on improving the neighborhood in this life.
36. Posted by 1985_binion's_poker_champion on November 15, 2006 11:31 AM
why does or would anybody work for her? unless they like to smacked around by a nut case
37. Posted by Tits_McGhee on November 15, 2006 11:45 AM
This bitch needs to hire a black maid, cause then they can call each others "niggers" all day.
38. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 15, 2006 12:05 PM
Hey Rich, your troller's comments are usually stupid or boring or about homosexuality so I think mostly everyone can tell difference. Your troller's gonna have to do a little better to compete with your humor.
39. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 12:14 PM
Yow - look at that expression in the picture, wonder if that is how she is going to look right before she slaps the judge?
40. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 12:15 PM
PB - It's feeling really lonely. I'm hoping someone puts Vaseline on its feet, throws thumbtacks all around, and forces it for a jog across a linoleum floor. I just hope it doesn't go to its local bar and expect to be comped on drinks. "What do you mean I have to pay for those??? I really am the real RichPort!!!" They'll look right at its trousers and say "No sir. You are not."
41. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 12:17 PM
P.S.
PB- I think that your troll is hiding in your ass. You should probably have that checked out.
42. Posted by ER on November 15, 2006 12:27 PM
I thought only white people were bigots!?
43. Posted by ER on November 15, 2006 12:27 PM
Ooops, I meant 'caucasian' people!
44. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 12:34 PM
ER - we prefer "European American"
45. Posted by Medicated on November 15, 2006 1:15 PM
Why is she always looking for her jeans? Isn't that why she raged on the other maid(s)?
You would think that perhaps she could afford TWO pair. Then, while her incompetent maid is looking for one, the other is on standby.
That's what I do. In fact, I have THREE pair. *bling, bling*
46. Posted by TNB Alerts on November 15, 2006 1:48 PM
Now that's TNB baybeee!
47. Posted by LL on November 15, 2006 3:27 PM
Have I mentioned before that the British govt. should pay Naomi Campbell and Pete Doherty for their DNA so that the govt scientists can breed an army of superaggressive clones? They don't even have to use the army, it's enough that the rest of the world knows that they have it. They can keep them in suspended animation and just unfreeze them in case of emergency. Sorta like nuclear weapons, only much, much worse. Nobody's gonna fuck with the UK if there's a chance they'll break out the army of Naomi-Pete clones. Just sayin'.
If not, then how has someone not kicked Naomi's ass yet? I know she's 6 feet tall, but she can't be the biggest, meanest woman in England. There's gotta be a huge chick in Scotland or Wales somewhere who could kick her ass.
48. Posted by seaglass on November 15, 2006 4:22 PM
Following the beating, Naomi proceeded to unhinge her jaw and consume an entire sheep.
49. Posted by JackUup on November 15, 2006 7:24 PM
'TNB'(and RichPort ETC)...you need to take that racist crap, and go somewhere with it. Why dont you make a list of 'TCB'. I can help you if you like. I have a lot of things that I could add to it.
The only reason you do whatever it is you do is because you hate yourself. Just like 'The Bully' in school who tries to put people down ONLY becuse deep down inside he hates himself and his life, so he has to pick on someone that he THINKS is inferior. When you go to their home you find out that his parents are Meth heads and drunks... he's getting his ass beat down everynight by one of his dad's boyfriends.... and he has to get his dinner out of the dumpster at the 'Jack in the Box' near the trailer park where he lives.
People who hate ALWAYS hate themselves deep down. That type of behavior is SO transparent!
Get a life retard. Why do you waste your time trying to 'study' people anyway? If you had a (good)life you wouldn't even be worried about 'TNB'.
50. Posted by Crow on November 15, 2006 10:12 PM
Anyone working for her shouldn't be surprised at this point. As a side note I'd love to take a beating from Naomi.
51. Posted by Nikki on November 15, 2006 10:29 PM
wtf is wrong w her nose. it's got like a second skin or something.
52. Posted by sid on November 16, 2006 4:56 AM
It's not the Jews, but the Khazars who are PRETENDING to be Jews, and getting support from normal Jews who don't know any better.
Nothing for sale:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/9567/facts.htm
Ordinary Jewish people are okay with me; no better or worse than any other religion.
Israel is really run by the Rothschilds, a family of Khazar bankers pretending to be Jews, which is why you can bitch about any religion you want, but you can't say dick about Judaism, because as you are prevented, you are also prevented from bitching about the Rothschilds, after you are labeled a "Nazi."
Hey, you tell me why the fuckin' Israeli Supreme Court Builidng has the Rothschild name on it, as well as that spooky pyramid on the back of our dollar?:
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/rothschild__the_israeli_supreme.htm
Mel Gibson is a prophet.
53. Posted by RichPort on November 16, 2006 6:45 AM
#50 - Why would you include me in your rant? Almost by definition, it is impossible (in this country at least) for a person of color to be racist. Bigoted yes, but not racist. It's more than just a mere matter of semantics. I assure you I am neither, as I find women beautifully delicious from all races, colors, and creeds, and I married outside of my ethnicity. I make fun of everyone, because I'm fucked up like that. My father doesn't go food shopping in a dumpster and to me Meth is a rapper. Hispanics and Blacks are near and dear to my heart (and DNA), as is fucked up humor and racial pandering for the effect of light hearted awareness. I apologize if this has been lost on you. We'll do knock knock jokes from here forth, so as to appease your limited sensibilities and sensitivities.
54. Posted by sid on November 16, 2006 10:03 PM
What about me? Usually my Jewish stuff gets a reaction :(
55. Posted by Light Bearer on November 16, 2006 11:06 PM
That was hilarious but come on Mel Gibson? He's nowhere near as evil as naomi campbell. I mean it's naomi frickin campbell. Haha. But seriously i love your comments they are always funny to read, you are hilarious.
56. Posted by DrunkBlogger on November 16, 2006 11:19 PM
Why did you post a picture of her wax statue?