November 16, 2006
Michael Jackson is greedy greedy greedy

So not only was Michael Jackson's performance at the World Music Awards highly disappointing, but apparently he had one of the most expensive concert riders ever. His set of demands cost more than $470,000 and included a private jet, 20 first-class and business-class plane tickets for his entourage, a five-star hotel that cost almost $100,000 a night, and KFC.
What kind of crazy ass hotel costs $100,000 a night? And who exactly are their target customers? There are maybe six people in the world who could actually afford something like that. Whoever was in charge of getting the World Music Awards put together really dropped the ball here. If anybody asks for a hotel costing $100,000 a night you say no. And then you slap them in the face for even suggesting it. Their money would've been better spent being flushed down the toilet or fed to a rabid bear.
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Comments
1. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 16, 2006 9:34 AM
I like him better when he was a negro......
2. Posted by BarbadoSlim on November 16, 2006 9:34 AM
Fuck this pervert weirdo right up his ass.
Ugh, he'll prolly like it..
3. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 16, 2006 9:36 AM
liked*
I liked it better when I wasn't a retard.....
4. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on November 16, 2006 9:37 AM
Don't slap Michael in the face. It might come off.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
5. Posted by Mojo on November 16, 2006 9:37 AM
thats crazy,who does he think he is? kevin federline? but seriously..cant this freak just fade into obscurity already?
6. Posted by jrzmommy on November 16, 2006 9:38 AM
they forgot to mention 10 cases of Vienna Sausages. It's his favorite!
7. Posted by KimberWolf on November 16, 2006 9:39 AM
This article didn't mention that he had one of the walls in the hotel knocked down so he could have a play room for the 30 KIDS HE HAD IN TOW....????
Who in the hell is still giving him their kids?!?!
8. Posted by enfilade on November 16, 2006 9:41 AM
It's more crazy that people actually want to see this psycho still.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
9. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 16, 2006 9:41 AM
This is why he is has no money and is trying to promote a new record.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
10. Posted by Tracie on November 16, 2006 9:43 AM
It's all of those goddamned foreigners who haven't yet caught a clue.
Yo.....MJLTBC! (Michael Jackson Loves The Boy Cock)
11. Posted by BriBri on November 16, 2006 9:44 AM
Thriller Michael Jackson = first class treatment.
Child Molester Michael Jackson = "Here's a box to sit on and uh, a bucket of KFC but we ate all the drumsticks."
12. Posted by veggi on November 16, 2006 9:45 AM
KFC? KFC? What the fuck? He didn't mean chicken, he meant chitlens- little boy chitlens.
13. Posted by PunjabPete on November 16, 2006 9:46 AM
Sorry, Fish... You can't slap a face like that. Ears and noses and shit would be flying off like a MR. Potato-head...
Anyone who would authorize ANY demands for a pedaphile is pretty much a terrorist.... Ass terrorist.
14. Posted by biatcho on November 16, 2006 9:47 AM
KFC!!! That's hilarious.
I thought only black people at there?
15. Posted by ponk on November 16, 2006 9:49 AM
KF'nC?! that has to be a joke. As hard as he tries to be white...I suppose he asked for a truckload of watermelon too.
@4 i was thinking that too. It's bad enough he has to share a nose with Diana Ross.
16. Posted by ponk on November 16, 2006 9:50 AM
What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and cums in little cans?
17. Posted by the salami from killarney on November 16, 2006 9:50 AM
How is it that this dude still gets taken seriously to the extent that people will still cough up for his stupid performance requirements?
And why the hell do you need 20 first and business class tickets for a private jet that's been provided for you in the first place?
Crazy.
18. Posted by Stuey75 on November 16, 2006 9:52 AM
who the hell would go to his concert.
plus all that shit is there to cover up he's still a kneegrow. i want this and that ...and cough KFC.
19. Posted by Lolo on November 16, 2006 10:03 AM
Sweet 8-lb baby Jesus, wwwhhhyyyyy does Michael Jackson keep getting invited to things? Yes, he made some kick-ass dancing tunes 20 years ago, but it's not like he cured cancer. I don't see how "Thriller" excuses child abuse, $100,000-a-night hotels, baby dangling, and general all-around INSANITY.
Okay, I feel better.
20. Posted by shankyouverymuch on November 16, 2006 10:03 AM
Michael Jackson is a filthy, disgusting, self-hating, freak-of-nature, a mutant that MUST big eradicated from the animal kingdom.
Hey here’s one for ya… “Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds???”
Answer: next box
21. Posted by shankyouverymuch on November 16, 2006 10:04 AM
Because there are 20 of them… HA!
Come on you know that’s Funny…
22. Posted by RichPort on November 16, 2006 10:05 AM
I thought he smuggled his entourage in shipping containers... and can you even consider a 5th grade class from Thailand a real entourage? I have a sneaky suspicion his tour sponsor will be NAMBLA...
23. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 16, 2006 10:10 AM
is "hotel" a euphemism for "naked children"
http://www.celebslam.com
24. Posted by Tits_McGhee on November 16, 2006 10:11 AM
Michael Jackson makes me wanna drop kick a baby.
25. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 10:11 AM
I hate those fucking cheek implants that he has. He tried to "man" up his face I guess.
Listen, I would offer myself to the person who would have the balls to take this fucker down. I LOATHE him.
I love kids- I hate Michael Jackson.
26. Posted by mikeski on November 16, 2006 10:13 AM
It's all a misunderstanding.
The producers thought he meant "Kentucky Fried Chicken".
Michael was actually looking for "Kids' Fabulous Cocks".
Could happen to anyone, really.
27. Posted by KimberWolf on November 16, 2006 10:13 AM
Wow Rich, that was great.
28. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 10:14 AM
P.S. I agree with #19 and I will take it a step further, WHY do celebrities constantly kiss his ass. I miss the days where someone like Joe Peschi would just fucking slam assholes like Michael Jackson.
29. Posted by HollyJ on November 16, 2006 10:15 AM
I'm gonna step up to the plate here and admit that I'm all over some KFC. I LOVE Col Sanders lawn thyme. I get the original all-dark (no pun intended) and gnaw that shit down like a a formosan termite on pre-Katrina New Orleans.
When I say "gnaw it down," I mean in the car as I'm pulling out of the drive-thru. You can find me sucking my fingers clean at the red light.
Nothing left but a few canine-scratched grey bones by the time I get home. NOTHING
And I'm not even black. Or fat. Or poor. =0
Fuck Michael.
Sweet love to KFC I'm gonna step up to the plate here and admit that I'm all over some KFC. I LOVE Col Sanders lawn thyme. I get the original all-dark (no pun intended) and gnaw that shit down like a a formosan termite on pre-Katrina New Orleans.
When I say "gnaw it down," I mean in the car as I'm pulling out of the drive-thru. You can find me sucking my fingers clean at the red light.
Nothing left but a few canine-scratched grey bones by the time I get home. NOTHING
And I'm not even black. Or fat. Or poor. =0
Fuck Michael.
Sweet love to KFC
30. Posted by Kiki on November 16, 2006 10:15 AM
#22- That reeked of awesomeness!
31. Posted by LL on November 16, 2006 10:33 AM
Apparently, MJ is still a big name star over in Europe, which is proof undeniable that they're not smarter than us. Why anyone would pay nearly $500,000 to watch him thrash around like an epileptic and squeal his lame-ass pop songs, I can't imagine, unless they're hoping the stage lights will cause his face to melt and slide off and they'll have exclusive video of it. How much does he have to pay his staff not to recoil when they look at him? Hope it's a lot. It must be like working for the Crypt Keeper, only more uncomfortable than that because of the whole "probably a child molester" thing.
32. Posted by rick mcginnis on November 16, 2006 10:34 AM
Antying with "world" in the name is not to be trusted. It's almost as suspect as anything connected to the United Nations. This is the moral sinkhole that MJ seems to be swimming in these days - only the insane and homeless, or creepy Eurotrash bureaucrats, think this guy is still a star.
33. Posted by LoneWolf on November 16, 2006 10:36 AM
Paint a red circle on each of those cheeks and you've got the puppet from "Saw".
K reep
F ucks
C hildren
The only hotel MJ should be hee-hee-heeing his molester ass in is one with concrete walls and bars on the window.
34. Posted by liveoutside on November 16, 2006 10:40 AM
The $100,000 was to rent out the WHOLE HOTEL for the night. Still, even for Michael, that's outrageous.
35. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 16, 2006 10:42 AM
#1--he's still a negro. he ordered KFC.
36. Posted by HollyJ on November 16, 2006 10:57 AM
There are plenty of people who can afford that room.
According to the 2006 "World Wealth Report," there are 8.7 million people in the world with net assets of $1million or more.
According to "Forbes," of those millionaires, 793 of them are billionaires. (Gates is still the wealthiest man in the world for the 12th consecutive year, btw, at $53billion.)
Plenty of folks to use that hotel room.
37. Posted by DancingQueen on November 16, 2006 11:12 AM
This mofo should be behind bars for sure. The only reason he's not is because he has or had enough cash to pay people off. I really blame the kids' parents who let their precious children spend the night with this pedophile. They should be put away along with this f'n white woman!
38. Posted by jrzmommy on November 16, 2006 11:43 AM
HoMoJo--thats what hotel he stayed at. Fucking freak.
39. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on November 16, 2006 11:52 AM
Hey, I like Micheal, he was the best in the business! He's not a perv, but he is washed up...very washed up!
All these new performers are Micheal wannabes and that's how it will always be forever. It's just too bad that he's gone the path of Liza Minelli...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
40. Posted by shankyouverymuch on November 16, 2006 11:55 AM
#36
Hey HollyJ, being a millionaire doesn’t mean shit anymore... especially in the USA. I live in So. Ca., I bought my house 7 years just before the big real state boom here. I paid 206 thousand for it. Now I get realtors sending me flyers and all kinds of other informational crap and offers about how badly they want to sell my house for me. One writes, " I can sell your house for 700 thousand" a week later the next writes he can sell it for 800 thousand, 850, I've gotten estimates as high as 925 thousand!!! ... so I could also easily be lumped into the 8.7 million people you write about who have a “net worth” of a million dollars... doesn’t mean shit! … I'll tell you what, there is NO way I could stay at a 100,000 dollar a night hotel... and that's the truth sister...OXOXOXO
PEACE OUT NIGGERS...
41. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 16, 2006 12:42 PM
# 33 how about
K eeps
F ucking
C hildren
he needs to move to guatemala. apparently americans adopt alot of babies from there and the country is dirt poor enough that i'm sure most families would let him bone their kids for a bag of flour.
42. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on November 16, 2006 12:54 PM
HAHAHA! How on earth do people keep getting fucked by this nutjob? Do you dumb fuckers not have TV, radio or internet? This is not a good man! He is desperate for money and the love of a young boy.
I say 'Good for you Michael', people that are stupid enough to pay you to come around deserve every fucking thing that they get.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick, I should stop being amazed at how dumb some people are, yet I am not.
Shoot me now.
43. Posted by bogdana on November 16, 2006 2:13 PM
...or coming up with cures for rabies in bears.
44. Posted by Office Devil on November 16, 2006 2:19 PM
Holy Jesus Juice, I'm scared...
45. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on November 16, 2006 5:48 PM
I just fucking, fucking, fucking despise this conceited, deluded, perverted asshat with skin problems and an ego the size of the fucking Mall of America and I wish he would just swallow his own tongue already. He needs to die so his kids can have the insurance money, because with parents like those they will need a little financial back-up, Lord knows there won't be a cent when he and Debbie crap out. Unless MJ can just keep sponging off the middle eastern royalty that still seem to think he's cool. Fucking asshat freak. Eat a chicken bone and choke, even though you will probably like it--it'll remind you of boy cock, you sick motherfucker.
46. Posted by beifiori on November 16, 2006 11:06 PM
what in the hell is wrong with people who want to SEE this weird fucker? It's all I can do not to go into convulsions when i see a picture of him, and that's BEFORE he opens that piehole of his. Send him back to the sandbox PLEAAAAASE and leave him there! maybe when he dies he can have his virginal boys in "paradise" (hell to you and I), but please, fish, I beg you, I love this site, please don't fuck it up with wacko perv blonkey donkey boy. mr. peter pan doesn't deserve any attention at all, so maybe if we pretend he's not there, he'll just disappear
47. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on November 17, 2006 12:51 AM
I think his ridiculous "cosmetic" surgeries/augmentations have ruined his ability to sing like he once was able. He just doesn't look healthy.
Powder wasn't even that white. And I wonder why he's not a Church of Scientology member. They'd probably worship him as their god, if he did.
:-?
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
48. Posted by MizScarlett on November 17, 2006 4:49 AM
I loved him in "Powder."
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0114168/Ss/0114168/1-10.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0114168
49. Posted by jrzmommy on November 17, 2006 8:09 AM
Please let his face fall off.
50. Posted by Praz on November 17, 2006 1:33 PM
Rabid bears love to eat money. Especially rabid bears holding sharks.
51. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on November 17, 2006 4:07 PM
I cant wait until he pulls an OJ with an "If I did it book".
He will write about how he molests kids and act like its pretend. A publisher with some good jedi mind trick action will have this guy write a book that will make OJs look like a short story.
52. Posted by zebop on November 20, 2006 6:08 AM
I'm so old I remember when Michael Jackson was black.
Do you think this is just some fucked-up clone and the real M.J. is locked away in a dungeon somewhere and they just drag him out when they want to make a record?
Man up Mike. Let Star Jones lay some of that stank on ya.
53. Posted by Fernando Pessoa on November 20, 2006 7:18 AM
Greedy!!!