Nov 28 2006Linsday Lohan is just plain stupid

Haha what an asshole. first!!

She looks like three shades of shit these days.

Karma train, Karma train, I want a Karma train....

I'm sorry, she's really a talented actress and all, but I'm actually hoping that she'll die soon...

ahhh.... The Parent Trap: her crowning achievement. Yawn.

who dressed her that day? looks like she woke up from a bender and just put on the first thing she found which just happened to be a chamois shower curtain.

In other news, the sun is bright.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

"paris is a cunt...i love her...she's my friend"

LINDSAY

SHOW YOUR CUNT!

just spread em and let the ticks crawl out

According to the original post, both versions of The World According to Blowhan (self-contradictory mess of a reality show that it is) are actually on tape.

It's Vanity Fair all over again. What a stupid whore.

Lindsay, you don't need Paris as a friend. Clean up your act, and read your Bible! GOD will help you!

We are all getting played. The Three Wise Hos have the whole world promoting them. Good publicity, Bad publicity, doesn't matter - they have you paying attention to their stupid antics, so they win.

Haha!
she even makes britney spears look good!

Is that Jennifer Aniston standing behind her?

Hell, I know DEAD mice who could outwit her.

I must, however, disagree with the title of this article. The lass is on an amazing, completely higher plateau of stupid. Nothing plain about it in the slightest.

NOTE: when I say I know dead mice, it's not like I hang out with dead mice a lot. That would be ludicrous. I only met them a couple of times through my girlfriend, but not enough to say we were close.

why in god's name would you fake tan your entire upper body, make your cheeks look like orange slices and then leave your legs almost as pale as your top?

hey babe...
maybe time for another
session with madonna

why compete...
when you've already won?

Did her latest trick wrap her in a soiled blouse and push her out the door of the motel?
She looks about half a step up from homeless two dollar ho.

I'm pretty sure Just Plain Stupid is stamped on her driver's license.

#16, I must agree.
i could've agreed that she looked like a monster, i just couldn't see what it was that made her look sooo. different.

I want to say that she probably doesn't remember what she's doing since she seems to be on a permanent bender, but I think I'll have to agree with #12.

What I know for sure though is that she should really lay off that lip injection shit. Not a good look for her.

this is just sad. she has no parents to watch over her, and nobody responsible will take an interest in her, so she needs to hire herself a Mintz. although she's poor, only worth about 7m, i think she can swing it.

It's not even just that she's stupid--it's that she's too stupid not stop being stupid in public.Where's that rabid handler who kept making excuses for her behavior? You think she'd have gagged her by now.

Correction: Too stupid to stop being stupid in public. Stupid must be catching.

Edna needs to report Lindsay right now.

@12 - Exactly. These ignorant sluts have obviously joined forces in a desperate bid for attention, as if they don't get enough of it already. They're attempting to play the paparazzi, but they're doing it so transparently that it is just laughable and not even remotely clever.

She forgot her pants. Still, an improvement on her usual crotch-flashing attire.

Oh geez, the skank has no shame. She's pathetic, stupid, and is just... STUPID.

This picture of her is funny:
http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/11/28/lindsay-lohan-is-desperate-for-attention/

@25 What ever happened to crazy Edna? I guess she just came and unleashed her fury and left. How typical!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

STUBBY LITTLE TEENAGER LEGS! A-HA! I KNOW I BEAT YOUR ASS IN LOOKING LIKE A REAL WOMAN - YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING STUBBY LITTLE KANKLEWHORE! EAT MY SHIT FATSO.

also, bad boot/pirate shirt/black granny-panty/and/orshort-slip combo...
AGAIN, RE-RE.

GAH! I could make a killing on becoming a stylist in LA. How much strawberry coke do you have to snort before you are convinced to go out in public looking like a fucking idiot... they are all imploding on their own stupidity.
Or, how much do you snort before you are convinced to tell your bread and butter client to go out looking like that? E-gad my man.

Also, as an aside, if the drugs don't get that one, the sun will. Check the melanomas forming on the THIGHS. No freckle should be the size of my palm. Unless its.... syphilis?
Filthy pirate ass.

another aside, what's up with the no-pants thing going on? That's going to take off with the kindergarteners right quick. GAH!

Lindsay has the brain of a dead tree...

Look up Lindsays nose.

http://www.linds-lo.com/photos/displayimage.php?pid=12916&fullsize=1

Paris Hilton is the greatest MASTERMIND of our generation...

check it:-

1) paris has britney spears flashing poon daily.....
she's driving Brit from one location to the next, opening doors and saying 'when'...just for the cameras to catch a shot of the poon....Paris is the ultimate pimp

* she has lindsay lohan acting like an erratic flea...
She has LL calling her a cunt, then saying that she was physically attacked and then riding in Paris' car proclaiming to the world that they're friends....

*she has nicole so stressed til the girl almost vanished from malnutrition....
nicole wanted to be a star but paris wasn't about to be upstaged...no sir....with her super mind-controlling techniques she made nicole look like a bug-eyed anorexic.....only after they became 'friends' again, did paris give nicole permission to gain some weight and look almost human again

what will her next trick be?.....stay tuned until next week folks, for another episode of "Paris Hilton, the skinny bitch we love to hate...That's hot, That's sexy"

#4 - talented???

#9 - seen it...where have you been?

#11 - the only thing that'll save this clown is a straight jacket and possibly a brain transplant

#12 - couldn't agree more. it's as if the divorce wasn't enough publicity for brit, she had to ice the cake by showing her vag (unnecessary?)

#32 - good fucking question, i was wondering the same thing myself. i hope this doesn't catch on

#35 - couldn't have said it better myself! i think this technically qualifies her as a terrorist and it is our duty as patriotic americans to have her executed

Holy Jesus, what an unkept little piece of street-urchin trailer-trash you are.

The next time you steal a shirt from your daddy's closet, maybe get yourself some pants and a belt too.

PS - You look like Susan Oh in that first picture, only uglier and not as Chinese.

FUCK YOU LINDSAY LOHAN
I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR INVADING MY LIFE
go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND
A:SFKGNASFD:KNAFSD:KGNASDPOAPOWDGASFg

i plead the fif!

Wow-I thought they were done with the last Pirates of
the Caribbean movie-are they auditioning for a new one?

Lindsay and Paris have so lowered the bar for celebrity behavior that everyone else seems far more sophisticated than they used to.

Looks like she is flipping the camera person the bird, hehe...

Just in case the superficial doesn't post the embeddable video of Lindsay's confession, here it is:

http://www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1323&cid=629319E35D914728905F23F3CA06FB63?iby=1322

Paris Hilton hits Lindsay Lohan

There is also video (part 2) of britney and paris.

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-paris-hilton-video.html

Wow, who would have guessed she was stupid?

http://www.veryliberating.com

Paris, Britney, Nicky Hilton, Mischa, Nicole Richie -- who else? all need to have a sleep over and invite Linds. When she passes out, they need to pull a Private Pyle treatment on her from Full Metal Jacket and beat her ass with socks stuffed with bars of soap.

I hate this ugly bitch so bad I refuse to comment on her anymore. She is so ugly, it actually hurts me to look at her. Ive never seen so many freckles on a person in my life, she looks like a cheetah. There, now Im done.

I love Lindsay, she always looks like a stoned out, pissed off tranny.

PMSL^^

I am sure Lindsay is playing everyone for all they're worth. I'm just not convinced she isn't having a nervous breakdown in the process...

There's only one time in a woman's life when she wears boots like that, and that is the time when she wants 12 inches of black manaconda inside of her anal canal.

Mean Girls really WAS a good movie.
I can't understand how she could have read the script, acted in the film, and not taken any of the life lessons with her, even though they were designed primarily for teenaged girls. I just don't get it.

So yes, I agree wholeheartedly with the headline here. I bet even Dakota Fanning knows better than to trust guys that look like kidnappers.

I am definitely not sending her any candy-cane-grams this year. But I might send a card with a sharper razor, and instructions on which way to cut for optimal blood loss.

You know, if these three parasites actually were smart enough purposely do these things to make money out of it, I fail to see Lindsay's motivation. Her "acting" career is suffering because of it, she's got ZERO cred and it's barely a notch above Tara Reid (who's apperently trying to clean herself up) and rapidly sinking. Paris and Britney are just wallowing in their natural element like cockroaches on garbage.

I think Paris/Brit/Lindsay would be far more amusing if they poked each other in the eyes and slapped each other with mackerels. Paris is definitively Moe.

Is anyone more full of herself than Lindsay "I-had-a-terrible-childhood" Lohan?? Yeah her fucking childhood was terrible alright. I wish I had been a child model for abercrombie & been a millionaire before I was 20. I mean, her mom was Rockette and her dad was a drunk...you can't buy that kind of entertainment.

#51, thanks, I nearly pissed myself reading that.

As for Lindsay. What a dumb-shit, MAYBE if a person was in a coma there is an excuse for forgetting that you said something in front of a video recorder only one day earlier, but for ANYBODY else, trying to lie when there is recorded evidence to the contrary is so stupid that it is my believe she is actually dead and her gold digger mother is actually proping her up ala Weekend at Bernies. There really isn't another explanation....oh wait, I guess being coked out of your head would do it.

Also....

Do her lips look inflated?

#57
Her ego gave them the idea.

PMSL...the weekend @bernie's reference =)) Fuck I love this board!!

Lindsay has the brain of a dead tree

can't she just like hurry up and OD.....for good? God, everyones so fucking sick of looking at her.

To Quote Patsy from Ab-Fab,

"Who Dies in their own vomit these days?!?!?!!"

Pats, looking at Linds, I don't hink you've got long to wait.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE lIZA MINELLI MAKEUP?

also, ever since shes been hanging out with brandon davis, her head has become just as grossly bloated as his

She has achieved everything now.

She looks so used-up. She is really going to ruin her life. The sickest thing is that we are the same age so I look at her like I look at myself or any other 20-year-old.

She's a cute little girl and an obnoxious whore in a 2-1 package.

The photos taken of her few years ago were good, she seemed like a nice girl and all. Photos taken 2006 show a face anyone could have by efficient drug-use, drinking, and too much money she doesn't know what to do with.

She'll die in few years. I don't want it to happen, but it will happen.

#38

didnt we explain that lindsay...

...has a free pass : )))

you can try as hard as you want...
...but you will never succeed

lol my b*tches :)))

Lindsay Lohan is a grade A hoe ass clown!

Would not snatch ass up.

She's so stupid. She just didn't wanna get kicked out the Big girl's gang since she wanted attention! Lol she thought Paris would never find out but she did...so she denied it...what an asshole! No one even likes her anymore. I like Hilary Duff more, she's not a whore and a wannabe by showing her crotch to be just like Paris Hilton!

y the fuck is everyone hating on lindsay? i think she s just confused n scared to b alone...meaning not having any friend s. that s y she took back what she said about paris hitting her...supposedly she was just lying??? i feel sorry for her, rather than hate her. she should just forget about britney n paris, cus those two r fucking slut s! lindsay is just gonna turn out like them: having babie s over n over again, not being a mother n not caring for them. n a stupid cunt that just sleep s around with everyone, n look s like an asshole...

ha ha....good to see two skanks go at it