Nov 2 2006Lindsay Lohan tops Paris Hilton

booo ya

I would have been first, but I had to register an account.

That sucks.

So, I did that, hmmmm, my life hasn't changed in the least, just like I suspected, being first is overated just like everything else in life *sigh*

Oh yeah, Lohan is a grade A whore.

Duh, what do you think Slut-o-ween is all about? Dressing as goblins and ghouls? Pfff. Slut-o-ween is about getting away with the whoreiest outfit you can possibly wear in public and innocently calling it a "costume".

5! bitches!

I guess what she said in that article about her loving her body is true as she is lovingly displaying those big thighs once again for all the world to criticize.

And by the way Lindz, Tim Curry was so much hotter in this outfit in 1975 so don't even bother trying.

Where is her AA chip? If she is sober, then I am sober, and I am not.

this is not good , dark hair on top , fire crotch on the bottom :P

What, in the name of Edna's hairy snatch, is up with her tits in that last pic?

They look like they're trying to crawl up her neck and escape out her pie hole (which often doubles as a cock hole).

She looks like she's got two of those Leg Lamps from "A Christmas Story" attached to her.

Why won't someone tie those wrist things around her neck?

I don't get it. Where's the costume?

http://www.celebslam.com

Hey 34 tits, I love slutoween and you gotta walk around dressed hot an slutty. If I see one more fat, ugly chic dressed as a spotted cow w/udders, I may barf.

If I could come to work everyday like that I would!!!

I meant #4 Sorry.. yikes..

It's fairly obvious that she's dressed as a Cum Dumpster.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

At least we can't see her lady bits (at least I don't think so, but I'm not trying to look too closely).

Help me, Jebus, but I actually sorta like her hair. Goth sorta works for her. And, at the risk of ridicule, I don't think her legs look bad, either.

The outfit, of course, is the uniform of an attention whore, but she's actually more covered up than we're used to seeing her, so I'd put this in the plus column. She must be maturing. From beaver shots to lingerie in public is, amazingly enough, a step up for her image. Next thing you know, she'll be wearing pants. It could happen...

#6 you have raised an extremely troubling point with your Tim Curry comment.

He does look waaaaay better dressed like that,

I thought I had moved past this....yet now I just don't know

Oh my GOD, IT MOVED....

Ackkk! Is this Par -- er, Super-Slut's arch nemesis/rival, Dominatrix Diva? o__0

How many goddamned Hallowe'en parties do them there Califorians get? Do they add in a few extra days of Hallowe'en so they can slut around in Jazzercise, MeterMaid and Lady Marmalade costumes? Christ.

#15 Thats good cause I'd totally skeet on her face.

I wish she'd hook back up with Wilmer Cockeramma. I had the unfortunate luck to catch his fucking show Yo Momma last night after Laguna Beach- it was just horseshit

Gak!

I just got back from the gym and there was this chick there sweating away on an elliptical trainer, and the bitch was so skinny she made Nicole Richie look like Moby Dick.

So I went to A&W and bought her two teen burgers, a large fries with gravy, and a root beer.

I went back to the gym and gave them to her, and she got all offended. Then she started to cty. Did I do something wrong?

PrettyBaby, you can go to work everyday dressed like that. If you are a stripper or a prostitute, or a pussycat doll.

#18 She should just whip Paris' ass then.

P.S. I still have a red welt or two from our Halloween dom. Not pretty.

#23 I need a new career

@22 Jim: the gravy probably burned the roof of her mouth. No skin left having been burned away by stomach acid. rrrraaaalllph!

jrzmommy, you owe me kudos! I put this up on the earlier Lohan thread about an hour ago.

89. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 2, 2006 11:48 AM

Talk about your basic slut!!

http://my8-xuo-qb75kfqnwnc.usercash.com/

#20

I'd hit it.

But then I'd have to chop off my penis and burn it.

Ya' know, so it doesn't go around killing people.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

@10 jrzmommy - FRAGILE... it must be French!

You sure that's a costume? Doesn't she always dress like that?

I thought the AA chip was her costume. She was masquerading as a *recovering* addict, right?

http://glossedover.com

22 - No BigJim, you did nothing wrong.
You're a giver where everbody else is a taker.

I applaud your effort.

I hate this bitch but damn if I don't love stockings.... Pic 8 = SCHWING.

Here's the thing though. Lindsay is getting grosser and more whorish by the day. She is making her hero Angelina look like a churchgirl. And I think Angelina looks even younger than Lindsay!! I saw Ang on an interview recently and her skin is like butter.

Oh, Linsday, you're my hero. Oh, Linsday, you're my hero. <3333

But seriously, how come you can't get a different pair of shoes?

So, she went as Paris Hilton- but got the hair color wrong?

Whatta fucktard. Can't do anything right!

God help me.

Maybe it's because I've been hitting the same vagina for the last 17 years, but, [gasp], I... I actually think Lindsay looks kind of hot in these pics.

I think I'll kill myself now.

Hmm... Slutoween... is that today? Today would be perfect, I'm dressed like a hooker FO SHO.

Is anyone else thinking "Rocky Horror Picture Show"!?!?!
Is she supposed to dressed up as Tim Curry dressed up as tranny? At least Tim Curry is entertaining...

How the hell can she say she stopped doing drug's, when she's obviously buying them from the negro in picture #5.........

#37 Wow, you are an admirable married man BigJim. Most married men I know- shit- it's like plcuking apples off a tree.

How women can avoid their men cheating= It helps to dress like a WHORE and give up everything, including the ol' leather starfish.

Thanks so much.

BRAIN: Indeedikee!!! I am passing along to you my beat up old Fedora with a little tag tucked into the band that says "SCOOP."

#39 Kiki - Please read ALL the comments before posting.
In this case, #6 & #17

But Brain, it was: "Fra-geeel-lay....must be Italian!"

dumb bitch can't even get her stocking seams straight.

and what, pray tell, does she have on under her knickers in that second picture? it looks like all that partying has taken a toll on her bodily functions.

#42 - jrzmommy, You aren't talking about "Scoop Brady" are you??

@15 Cum dumpster, hmmm.... I think we sell those.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

44 - jrzmommy, French, Italian who cares, it's all Greek to me!

No offense Stallion!

Brain: I dunno, I'm just making a reference to the old timer reporters from like the 40's who wore those kind of hats that I'd see in The Three Stooges when I was a kid on sunday mornings.

What a whore Lindsay is. This bitch has been bagged more times than Rosie O'Donnell's groceries.

She changes halloween costumes like she changes bikinis and they all kinda suck cuz she's wearing them! She must change after getting a few dozen sperm samples on each of them.

Yep, I agree with the rest of you that Tim Curry does this look better. In fact, if even today, that man put on this getup, he'd STILL look better...

In fact, I think Brandon Davis would make a fucking hysterical Rocky. Where are the gold Speedos?

OH! And Paris Hilton as Riff-Raff!

She looks hot from the waist up - but damn those thighs!
Seriously on the first pic block out the top half and just look at it from the waist down! WTF!!!!!!!!!

PrettyBaby:

I'll tell you what keeps me faithful: fear.

Fear of my wife cutting my balls off.

Fear of getting royally ass-raped in the divorce and having to go live in a crappy basement suite.

Fear of my kids winding up with some loser, fuckstick of a step-father.

Fear of getting a stinky dink with someone like Hohan and having my pecker rot off.

So, I remain faithful. Sort of. Does jerking off to porn count as cheating?

@49 - jrzmommy, How can you forget when Peter Brady became a school newspaper reporter? He borrowed one of Mike's old Fedoras, stuck a hand written card with "SCOOP" on it, and commenced to reporting.

I'm shocked and appalled that YOU don't remember!

@54

Not that you asked me, but no, that doesn't count as cheating, unless you're a neurotic cunt, in which case it might.

How could you forget me?

#54 ( Yes, I agree with the lovely Apache Rose never forbid your man this one lonely pleasure)

Well, your still pretty cool hubby and from what I saw in your pic, your pretty hot too.

Feel the love.

What's weird is that those stockings have elastic tops and she's wearing them with garters - it's like wearing a belt and suspenders at the same time. Safety first!

I'm glad to see the Sausage Legs are making a comeback but really, the Twelve Stepper costume had me.

It works if you work it, Linds.

#55, Brain - I'll have Pork Chopsh & Apple Shaushe...

61 - biatcho, *STOP*... my sides are splitting from the laughter!

Okay has anyone noticed in pic two and three she looks like shes wearing a huge diaper? Whats up with the buldge?

GAAAAHHH!!! I do remember that!!!! HAHA! Was that when he was fucking around with Mike's tape recorder??

Where is manielle when we need her to make fun of us whitey mcwhiterson's for watching the Brady Bunch?

wtf this is her 4th outfit

ok, she finally did it...

totally lost for words

lol babe :)))

@64 jrzmommy - I know you won't see this until tommorrow because you're done for the day, but I'll post it anyway.

No, that was the "surprise party" episode.

I notice they suspiciously left out the picture that came after the first 2, which showed her holding her fingers to her mouth giving the international sign for "I love to suck on vagina juice."

radio, I'm still waiting for that email at therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca

OH ROCKY!

Dr Frank N Furter lives. hooah.

How long does Halloween last in LA?

PrettyBaby @41:

No luck on getting access to the ol' chocolate starfish, but I'm not sure how keen I am to get shit on my dick anyway. Seems kinda gay.

I'm 38 and still don't have my brown belt. I just don't know if I'm ever going to get waved over to fifth base.

A friend of mine has this bizarre knack for getting chicks to spread wide the pooper. He's got a sixth-degree brown belt. I don't know how he does it.

BigJim, it's only cheating if someone loses an eye.

Or, wait, is that playing with a BB Gun?

And I'll have to agree with the anal thing..It's a no go for me. Even after the post about Anal-Ease at Guy-Pierre's place, I still can't imagine having anything stuck up the poop-chute.

http://lamplighter-gallery.blogspot.com/2006/10/evening-of-anal-ease.html

Thought running through Lindsay's head in pic#4 as she walks down the stairs...

"Damn boobs! I can't see my feet!"

Oh, and she needs better than an 8-year olds nails to go with that outfit.

speaking of anal... who remembers Top Secret, Val Kilmer's finest cinematic performance??

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9939/topsecret03ij3.jpg

God-dammnit-all-to-hell.

Fuck. I can't resist outfits like that. I hate her guts like she was an angry nazi that just ass-raped a kitten, but I would have no choice but to fuck the taste out of her mouth with her dressed like a little nasty whore play-toy.

Curse you God! Curse you for making my brain turn off when I see a chick all dolled up in a teddy and stockings. Dammit, I am weak. WEAK!-

*sigh* OK Lindsey, come over here so we can get this over with and I can head over to the free clinic.

God, I am so mad at myself....

Lindsay Lohan is so hot. I would give up one of my kids if I could be half as thin or sexy. But I eat too much candy and sit on my ass all day reading and commenting on celebrity gossip too much to exercise, eat right, or watch my kids. Can you spare some change Lindsay?

#81
Please don't do that, jrz, Madonna says she's not adopting any more this week. Surely you didn't take what manielle said about you to heart?

No, sexybitch, danielle was right. I should start spending more time with my kids, and less on silly websites. And I need to get in shape and shave more often so I can either get my ex-husband to come back, or find someone new. If only I could make 1/20th of what Lindsay did, then I could stop bagging groceries and stop being so envious of celebs.

Low-rent hooker is a very popular costume with celebs -- and not just on Halloween.

http://www.HolyCandy.com

Sock Puppet Troll's are weak.
And desperate.

I sure wish I'd went to college instead of having babies. :-(

#81, 83, 86 - Stop. Fucking. Trolling. You. Douche. Bag.

It's me!!!!! Can't you tell by my fake tan, fake nails and big jersey hair?

Ferret, I begrudgingly agree... I'd have to lay the pipe on her like a crack addict 5 seconds before his next fix. Fuck that, three condoms should do the trick...

Does this mean we can wear pantyhose with open-toed shoes now?

JUJYFRUITS ARE YUMMY! YUMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME EAT LOTS!!!!!

Wow, TROLL, you sure are brave to come on after you know jrz is out for the day. My god, you must have brass balls; I'm truly impressed.

i AM jrz! 'Tis me, bitches! I spank my babies when they interrupt my celebrity gossip time! bad mommy! BAD!

moohahahahahahahmoohahahahahamoohahaha.

WTF? Did anyone hnotice this picture???

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2006/11/02/lindsay-lohan-halloween-whore-06.jpg

Is she smuggling Captain Winky back there?

I’m sorry but those tree trunks that pass for her thighs need to be covered up! No wonder she has a firecrotch, rubbing that timber together all day long can only be a safety hazard!

Only You can prevent forestfirecrotch!

BigJim,

Sorry it's not going to happen. My friend, not me, says she lives in San Francisco now. I put in a good word for you there but it wasn't meant to be.

To all my 'fans', I'm the dumb cunt that's been trolling these boards, kay! I'm an unfunny, useless, racist, stupid, uneducated dyke with no job that has nothing better to do than make fun of those superior to me. I wish I went to college but I was too busy spreading my legs and popping out little welfare gobblers. I'm a douchebag too, but I'm sure you already knew that! Disregard everything else I say, this is how I truly feel. I'll also come on here as 'therealdanielle' but now you know the truth. Also ThisSiteSucksBalls really likes cruising for cock!

I've seen strippers in Alabama with classier outfits on.

PS. danielle, this is for you: (Spoken)
Is that India? What happened to her hair?

Da da da da da

(Verse 1)
Little girl with the press and curls
Age 8 I got a jerry curl
13 and I got a relaxer
I was the source of so much laughter
15 when it all broke off
18 when I went all natural
February 2002
I went on and did what I had to do

Cuz it was time to change my life
To become the woman that I am inside
97 dread locs all grown
I looked in the mirror for the first time and saw that (hey)

(Chorus)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am not your expectations (no)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am the soul that lives within

(Spoken)
What she do to her?
I don’t know; it look crazy!
I like it.
I might do that.
I wouldn’t go that far.

(Verse 2)
Good hair means curls and waves.
Bad hair means you look like a slave
At the turn of the century
Its time for us to redefine who we be
You can shave it off like an African beauty
Got in on “loc” like Bob Marley
You can rock it straight like Oprah Winfrey
It’s not what’s on your head, it’s what’s underneath (say hey)

(Chorus)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am not your expectations (no)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am the soul that lives within

Does the way I wear my hair make me a better person
Does the way I wear my hair make me a better friend
Does the way I wear my hair determine my integrity
Expressing my creativity

(Verse 3)
Breast cancer and chemotherapy
Took away her crown and glory
She promised God if she was to survive
She would enjoy everyday of her life
On national television her diamond eyes are sparkling
Baldheaded like a full moon shining
Singing out to the whole wide world like hey

(Chorus)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am not your expectations (no)
I am not my hair
I am not this skin
I am the soul that lives within
(Repeat)

If I wanna shave it close or I wanna rock locs
That don’t take a bit away from this soul that I got

If I wanna wear it braided all down my back
I don’t see nothing wrong with that

We must really like / hate Lindsay Lohan on this site. Both of her threads today broke 100.
The other two threads barely broke 50.

The Superfish knows what works!

I don't know why in the hell she insists on showing-off her ass::::It's such a freakin' horrendous-negative-ass.

94
It seems she was trying to stuff 'whatever':Captain Winky' that could make her ass look some sort of human-like.

Shit, what a great costume idea.

I wish I had thought of dressing up as fat for halloween. I just celebrated as a bounced Brandon Davis check.

Danielle-

You are fucking LAME. If you are such a scared little bitch that you can't even post as yourself and you have to resort to pitiful attempts at trolling, then you really should go kill yourself...NOW. And the truly sad thing is that you don't even know not to fuck around with people who are better, smarter, more successful, and more useful to society than you are. I usually would ignore this type of thing, but I absolutely HATE assholes who try to pose as someone else because they are too chicken shit to take their lumps like a man (which you are, by the way, you're not fooling anyone). Go fuck yourself, you smelly cunt...and don't fuck with us or we'll just stop paying our taxes, and then how will you get your welfare checks and food stamps, you trailer park crackwhore?

Okay, here's the deal. The wife, for some bizarre hormonally imbalanced reason, is being a bit of a see you next Tuesday. So...

Let's have a vote. Who wants to see the towel drop?

She has a huge LOAD in her pants! Aren't there any attractive celebrities anymore... I don't need to see a shit filled diaper when I click on a picture of somebody that is supposedly sexy and wearing some sort of slut outfit... that's not my bag, man! It actually could be several things... Shit, Piss soaked diaper, or massive quantites of drugs....oh yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan, nevermind the diaper theories.

I'm not sure why anyone here gives the attention that this person craves. Trolls will eventually go away when ignored. So I've read anyway.

I thinks she SHAT herself!!!!!

Maybe she has a tail that she had to try and hide in those drawers, or maybe it's her penis, she a hermy....

I still haven't decided who jumped the shark first. Survivor ?
or this site ? (Comments anyway - that Fish guy is as lame, 'Star-Trek based' and as bad as usual)
This site is beginning to be like the people who won't shut up during a movie. Or of the crazy guy at a peeler bar who keeps talkng to the crowd and the doorman. We don't really care...
Not everyone has the time to read every earth-shattering comment from the trenchs. ZZZZZZZZ ! Say something funny - then continue your efforts to save the world.
Your internet pal -
Binky
Ps: Ladies - feel free to 'Blow me' Guys here, - 'U Wish'
(Thank God no one reads the long ones anyway) (And I do mean 'LONG' one)

#105.
I vote for giving BigJim a damn drumroll. Is an offer like that to go unnoticed???

Sorry -I didn't read any of this crap today - but apparently someone said it might just be a face cloth Big Jim.
(We're trying to ship them to BC)

OK a really really big face cloth.
(That Bink is such an a-hole)

Public at LARGE: Binky - it sounds like you're not getting laid and your NFL pool picks suck this year.
Binky : No comment.

Public at LARGE : It also seems that, just John Kerry, - you're the only one who gets your jokes.
Binky: Like - who else would they be for ? ! ?

I think I maybe confusing 'blog' with diary - but then again it just proves I'm not a nerd...

How come when I visit this site sometimes it seems like I just farted ?

is she stashing drugs in her panties?

What are you guys on about... that is DEFINATLY a halloween costume. It's Bloody scary seeing her in that gettup. I'm going to have to go visit my mum so she can hold my hand and talk me through it like she used to with bad dreams. I'm afraid I do have to defend her about one thing though. Her thighs are not big!

it's not you binky. everybody's getting bored with the site because of the yawnfest "fights" the tedious regulars get into

The only reason I ever stopped at this site was because it was funny. And I mean the comments. Less talk. More Rock.
(Ok and a little less cheese Binkster)

(And shit - either Borat is tall or Stewart is a midgit.)

Lindsay Lohan is the most fascinating person of all time ever. That's why the Superfish guys just can't stop talking about her. Next runner up for most captivating and important person in the whole wide world - after Lohan of course - is Paris Hilton.
I'm setting my alarm for early so I can log on here and find out first thing every morning what color underwear Paris and Lohan are wearing and whether they might have been caught scratching themselves on camera. I NEEEEED to know! Nothing else in the world of celebrity could possibly be nearly as interesting as what outfit Lohan's wearing or her getting caught in an unflattering camera angle.

BTW, Hilton and Lohan are dressed as Slutty-Something-Or-Others. Those are the only costumes the stores carry anymore. Who cares.

Oh yeah, and it's a really big deal to post the first comment. You make the first comment on a Superficial post you should call your family and friends right away. Surely they'll want to throw you a special dinner.

Rock on Bugs !

You find guys and gals should stop by our watering hole. We mostly just make fun of each other. In a friendly, judeo-christian way.

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Feel the burn!

Since we've reached just about the 130-mark of not funny posts (this pic doesn't help either, Hohan looks hot), its time for us to move on to another subject.

So, is Tom still in love with the cock?

Does anyone has news on this matter?

It will always amaze me how someone so rich can look so fucking cheap.

Wow, that's fucking original... Dressing like a cheap whore for Halloween. She's brilliant.
I hate how so many girls think Halloween is just a reason to dress as slutty as possible and say they're bunnies or maids or something.
Is it just me or does she look like 39 years old... and sweaty.

#128

As the old adage goes, money can't buy taste.

sotru

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

This is by far the best outfit I've seen her wearing in ages. I'd go lesbo on her.

Am I the only one that wants to see the towel drop?

LOL..... You know your famous when you can take your own doctor with you to treat the "firecrotch" on the spot!!!!

Wonder how many people she gave VD to that night?

That poor little girl has a chronic case of tryingtooharditis.

You are all missing the costume its PARIS who is dressed up as LOHAN!! Maybe the most brilliant costume ever.

I'm not opposed to the dropping of the towel.

Why doesn't anyone dress up like Elvira Mistress of the Dark anymore? I miss that!

All you need is a costume and some big boobs. There are SEVERAL in Hollywood that I would like to see pull that off...he he he

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

So what did I miss?

Drop the fuckin' towel, BigJim.

And in case nobody's mentioned it today, TypeKey sucks, and so does Justin Timberlake (does everybody have that damn ad on their screen? Ewww)

Ahhhh, it's a lovely day.... birds chirping, sun shining brightly, and I am still being greeted by Lohan's milkcrates. I am convinced she should be cast to play the next Wonder Woman... a slutty, alcoholic, coke whore Wonder Woman. Instead of an invisible jet, she can have an invisible personality, and instead of the magic lasso she'll give a magic blow job of truth. I'm sooooooo preordering my tickets...

Apache: I believe Justin is a settin' to rob the train... Douchebag.

BigJim: Quit being a tease and show us your cash & prizes already, we won't spread it all over the internet... you can "trust us"... We're like one big, happy, alcoholic, dysfunctional family!

That reminds me of the joke where Superman flies by Wonder Woman's place and looks into the window and sees Wonder Woman getting hot and heavy with herself--all naked on her bed, spread eagled. So he figures, hey, I'll just fly in real quick, do my thing, and fly out real quick and she won't know what hit her. So he does -- he flies in--bang bang and he's done and flies away. Wonder Woman says, "What was that?" And the Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass sure hurts!!"

Thank you. I'll be at Caesars in Atlantic City this weekend, please tip your servers. Thank you. Good night Detroit!

If we're one big dysfunctional family, can I be the embittered, alcoholic aunt?

Apparently I'm the drunk neglectful mother, so if nobody minds, I got dibs on that role.

123-124 "happy bunny"

Some people not catch the delicious irony of someone who throws a "I am so above these Superficial post things" attitude on their count em, TWO Superficial posts.

But I did! Kudos.

Can I be the slutty drunk daughter who flirts with my step-dad? Not that I have any experience with that...

If you don't mind, I'd like to be that ethnic kid that escaped an impoverished lifestyle and gang violence and rose to the top of the middle class... you know, the one with the weed addiction everyone uses to say "Some of my best friends are Black and Puerto Rican". I wanna be that guy...

LOL@147...I love that ethnic kid.

Hey, I'll be the awkward younger brother who makes comments that noone thinks are funny??

Good Morning!

BigJim, My Darling, yes getting it in the tail can hurt BUT you gotta take your time with it and actually- it is fun!! And I HATE gay men, but with a chic ist is a whole different BALL game. And you gotta be clean but as to how that is accomplished, I'll just leave that alone cuz this is already bordering on too much info!

PS-you appear to be very delicious and handsome and I say- drop the damn towel.

#144 What a bitch-ass troller you are! Still talking about people's kids? WTF?! Just wait til you have kids of your own.... Urge to Kill Rising... You wouldn't like PrettyBaby angry.

Jrzmommy: "New-Jrzdaddy....this here is my pride and joy, Pinky Nip. Ain't she swate? She's gettin' so grown up, aren't ya darlin'?"

New-Jrzdaddy: "Hhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhh-hhhhhh-iiii Pinky."

Baby--no that wasn't a troll that time, that was really me....it's tongue-in-cheek humor.

Shit- I am confused- but I know there's a troll about.........

I'm not dropping the towel unless jrz asks me too. And not her damn troll neither.

It's really me, Jim! And since I'm the mommy around here, I say drop that fucking towel and show momma your goods, son.

All right, I'll do it, but I'm going to have to ask for some patience.

See, as you may have noticed from the pic, I've got some unwanted pounds around the mid-section that I am in the process of burning off (hence the 18 days of sobriety and not raiding my kids' Halloween candy).

So before any kind of reveal, I want to lose another ten pounds so I can be nicely ripped. Also, I've heard that having a really low body fat percentage makes certain parts of the anatomy hang lower, and a slimmer waist will certainly make it appear larger.

Remember, I'm white, and I need all the help I can get. I wonder if that Enzyte stuff works.

So bear with me. I'll have something for you by Christmas.

Jim, I think HolisticWisdom could help you out with some anatomy stuff.

Hey, can I be the family slut with the big pussy? Every family has to have a slut with a big pussy...
Come with it, Big Jim, I'm ready for my episiotomy, if you know what I mean...

Oh BigJimmy.. I'll take you just the way you are, there's more of you to love!

Please.. pretty please.. drop the towel!!
Show me Mr Happy.

BigJim, you can probably shave all your pubes off too, that'll totally make your weenie look like italian sausage.

biatcho, I was just about to make that same suggestion.

Unh-unh-UHHH, Superfish.....Paris wins in the Dress Like a Whore in Public category afterall

http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/11/paris110206_05.php

why is she walking around posing for pictures when clearly she pooped her underpants? dear lord look at that bulge!

http://www.funderpants.com

#160, You totally rained on my parade, That is the parade that was happening in my undies at the thought of BigJim's reveal.

I have to say, Paris' body is improving- and I have no fricking idea why. I wonder..

Lohan is trying yo smuggle food to Nicole Ritchie.

Can manielle be the retarded sister the entire family is embarassed about so we keep her locked up the the basement and give her bread & water through a slot in the door and beat her repeatedly with broomsticks whenever she speaks or tries to molest the family dog?

168--NO. She is not part of our family, even if she were to be in the role of family outcast. And I'm too tired to make a maid joke here.

Ok, we get it Lindsay V is for Vagina.

she looks hot, and those who think the bottom half is too big, just remember "more cushion for the pushin"

She looks incredible.

Sorry to the homosexual males who aren't impressed.

my biggest issue is that the corset isn't even tightened! Plus what kind of costume is this? She should be carrying a whip or something if she's playing a dom, or a bottle of lube if she's playing a hoe. she's always alone too, what fun is that?

@172.. If you're a MAN, I'll be impressed.

"Haroof"... is that the sound you make when you fart? Tee Hee!

*kisses to all*... with penises.

@172.. If you're a MAN, I'm impressed.

"Haroof", is that the sound you make when you fart? Tee Hee!

*kisses*... to all with a penis

Oopsie!! Double posts are like double penetrations.

I enjoy both of them. Weeeee!!!

#97,159,161,168 YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!!!!

Lindsay Lohan is still hot as shit. any red blooded american would wanna bang her!

http://www.topsexywomen.com/lindsay-lohan-pic.html

Lindsay Lohan is still hot as shit. any red blooded american would wanna bang her!

http://www.topsexywomen.com/lindsay-lohan-pic.html

WHOA.

to lindsay lohan(and paris hilton)

SLUT IS A COMPLIMENT

Fuck both of those dirty whorebags. LL is definitely doable though.....

If you had a bag of coke/meth and wear ten rubbers. (I wouldn't my crotch set on fire)

we should just stop covering her....hopefully like a bad dream she'll go away]

Jesus Christ, I thought that was Ginger Spice.