Nov 22 2006Lindsay Lohan shouldn't be allowed to write

drugs are bad.

Shoot for the stars? I would encourage her to shoot herself in the face. She is so fucking useless. Why does she have to soil poor Altman by association? Keep that stank to yourself. And I think the word the fish guy was going for wasn't dyslexic. It's "illiterate."

suddenly paril doesn't look like such a moron.

er... "paris"

Like I said before-he believed her to have a great talent
and I think he would know what that would look like.
But truly, she could't write herself out of a paper bag.
And by the way, she doesn't speak to well either.

God! I'm still so pissed off. Somebody with actual talent drops dead and this irrelevent piece of trash has to pop open her jumbo box of crayolas and start mouthing words out loud while she puts crayon to paper. This outburst is more offensive than Richards or Gibson. I demand an apology.

"....to of been able to work with Robert Altman"

But apparently not lucky enough to HAVE been able to learn to write.

Christ, a room full of chimps with typewriters could've come up with something more coherent.

'He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do'
errrmmmm No! all of us have the ability to do not lohan shes pretty useless what she meant to say was...
'he left us with the ledgend that all of YOU have the ability to do, not me, im a useless piece of shit, somebody shoot me now before i speak anymore'

"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come."

WTF is that?? Is she quoting Altman?

There was not one complete sentence in that whole "press release". I use quotations only because I'm not really sure what the hell that was. It was like reading something a monkey wrote, only with more spelling mistakes and less grammar structure.

Lindsay, it doesn't matter that you're a moron. Throw some money at someone and get them to write it for you!

Tee hee
it would have been ''adequite'' to proofread the text before release it to the public.. I learned english in my early 20s, what's her excuse?!

She's basically the Fredo of Hollywood....

"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart and I want respect!" -Fredo Corleone

Oh Lindsey, sounding smart was never your thing... It's ok, apparently just being a trampy semi-star is adequate.

Ok, so this really doesn't come as a huge surprise... I would not have expected better. In fact, I think I would have been truly astounded had she been more eloquent and grammatically accurate (not to mention the spelling).

Honey, Word has spellcheck and grammarcheck. But you hand wrote that letter the other night with your pink fuzzy pen, laying across your semen-stained sheets and eating a box of Ding-Dongs because, well, that's what fat Hollywood sluts do late at night after getting trashed. Trash.

And what I forgot to add: I love the way the Fish has chosen an accompanying pic of Lohan trying to look all 'intellectual' with those glasses... they are probably 'poser glasses' without real lenses. And she needs to be told that for the glasses to have full effect she would need to actually look THROUGH them, not over them.... *grin* ah, she is amusing.

The really sad thing is, 95% of your readers won't even get the joke.

So assuming she meant Adequate. What does that even mean?! Be just enough?! Be mediocre?

i almost--ALMOST--feel bad. damn lindsay, you make it too easy.
this disease-ridden hobag wouldn't know a grammatically correct sentence if it crawled up her ass and shat out herman fucking melville.
and those glasses aren't fooling anyone you walking STD

First we're told to be the best that we can be and then we're told to "BE ADEQUITE". I'm fucking confused, Hohan! How can I follow your brilliant advice??

And using a random " is fun.
okay, not really.

12st book? Is that an AA thing? And does this girl not have a PR posse? Personally, I think that is very disrespectful on her part, Robert Altman leaves behind a great legacy in film and she could have at least taken a minute to spellcheck, the stupid bitch.

uhhh. what?

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

She wants to do Robert Altman! MONSTER!!

what a dumbass hobag. she should leave the reading and writing to her publicist and stick to doing things she's actually good at, like being a no-talent ho. what the fuck was her publicist thinking letting her do that??

If you ever listened to the Howard Stern show when courtney Love was on it before rehab this is EXACTLY what she sounded like.

The sad thing is....she wasn't a great friend of the family, she was constantly late to the set and Merril Streep apparently reprimanded her and yet she somehow feels that his family wants to hear from her? And of course she releases the letter to the press to show how compassionate she is.

What a pathetic druggged up self serving haggered little cooze she is.

Maybe she can't spell, but she's savvy enough to know that if you put on a pair of glasses, then wa-la, you are smart! s-m-r-t! (Maybe Tina Fey gave her the tip.)

Stick to acting, Hohan, sincerity doesn't work for you--you're not even 'adequite' at it.

Doesn't she have some staff peon who can check her spelling? What a train wreck she is.

Ummm... I think that we all agree that Lindsay should save any writing for sidekick messaging, but scrolling through some of these comments makes me realize that Li Lo's not the only one who is grammatically challenged. Yikes.

what the fuck is she saying?

12st? Which translates to "twelvest"? She obviously has LD injuries from fallling down stairs and/or having her head constantly slammed against the bed headboard.

An Altman spokesperson stated the director had been still working and " rethinking his earlier work - M A S H - after working with Ms Lohan."
It was reported ," The young actress was an inspiration for his updated script - Called S M A S H E D."

My favorite part is when she using the word "12st"

http://www.celebslam.com

Use this statement to keep kids off drugs? Please.
Drugs can't kill brain cells that didn't exist in the first place.

...thanks babe :)

finally...

we did it :)))

How does Hohan even work up the nerve to tell people to take a moral inventory of their lives? Her previous statement to the media was a shaved crotch shot, for Christ's sake! I guess when you only surround yourself with people on your payroll or equally strung-out idiots, no one ever tells your pie hole. Somebody needs to give her a good beating. Tina Fey, are you listening?

OOOPS, I meant "shut your pie hole." Damn, that took the stuffing right out of my comment. Damn you, Hohan, shut your pie hole! And your legs, too.

I teach freshman (college) writing to kids about her age and sadly, this is just about right.

I don't know, I think this is representative of our society as a whole. We are after all 'dumbing' down. I catch grammatical and spelling errors all the time on major news source sites. It certainly would behoove us all to remember how to adequately express ourselves.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@38 - For a hilarious take on this "dumbing down" of self expression, see/hear Taylor Mali's poem "Totally Like Whatever" at http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4608329.

I do too, and it is really annoying!

My best friend worked as a proofreader for a newspaper--they fired her, 'phased the job out,' so they said. No one wants to pay someone to make sure what people read is legible, then they wonder why kids can't spell things correctly.

This was just bad, though. She should have had someone check that, seriously.

Sorry ... but... are those ... red roots ??!!!

"So every day when you wake up."

"When we shouldn't..... '"

How could anyone consider these to be fully formed sentences, deserving of their own line?

There's a Third World Child (tm) that my office sponsors. Well, I didn't have anything to do with it - letters just keep rocking up to [NAME OF WORKPLACE WITHHELD] . I have no idea how this started or who started it, and now I'm typing about it, it's made me think I should find out whether this shit's coming outta my pay.

But I digress. Periodically, the aforementioned letters are proudly stuck up on a wall in the kitchen for all to see. I'm surprised these missives aren't put under glass, or have a pair of soft white gloves you have to wear if you want to touch it. I have read a couple of these letters while absentmindedly supping my cup of English Breakfast. And y'know what? I'm pretty sure this kid has a better grasp of the English language than old brickbrain up there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some investigative journalism regarding my finances and a small African child.

*grabbing blowtorch on the way out*

Altman was one of the greatest American filmmakers ever. To date, the only film of Lohan's I saw all the way through was A Prairie Home Companion, and it wasn't because of her, trust me. The letter is so badly written, not only grammatically but it just is so incoherent, I'm surprised her publicist let her do it. She may have some genuine remorse, who knows? Altman was the only real filmmaker Lohan ever worked with. It was a new experience for her working with someone who has real talent. All celebrities need to take remedial reading and spelling now!

Assuming she wants everyone to be "adequate", she's probably doing the world a favor by encouraging people to only do enough to get by - I mean, why reach for the stars, when you can just as easily reach for a soda, which is much more refreshing than hard work?

and #42 buzz_clik, I think I like you, if only for making the most non-sequitur, yet completely relevant comment

it sounds more like she's trying her best to be overly

dramatic....

....

....

.

'take each moment day by day'?

Google defines a moment as 'an indefinitely short time'.

Hence, i think that lindsay cant even rite good and she is fat and sstupid.

up yours lindsay!

> *grabbing blowtorch on the way out*
#42

blowtorch

i know...

exactly

...what you mean

[unfortunately :) ]

i wonder if i can get my son to do it :)

"LINDSAY LOHAN SHOULDN'T BE ALOUD TO WRITE" - love it. i wonder what his family's reaction was.

Wait a goddamn minute. First she encourages us to REACH FOR THE STARS, then tells us to be "adequite"? What the fuck does she want? Does she not understand what words mean?

Lordy, she's a smart one, ain't she?

Sorry Lindsay but glasses won't make you smarter than a toothpick.

Looks like someone's been tooting when she shoulda been tutoring.

...all just perfect :)

well done everyone...

ok to rest now...

did we menchion ?

frica a?

enough... yet... : )

She truly is a messed up chick. She needs an intervention. Jayna Savvy Chick

My favourite part is when she was encouraging everyone to take advantage of being alive... apparently passing the time by snorting coke and drinking until your liver bleeds is appreciating the life you have. Follow your own advice fucktard.
PS. Since when does she apparently know so much about life? Girl can't even figure out how to put on underwear.

ecstacy is a hell of a drug

#7
writing is not a skill set required for coke snorting, cum guzzling, tabloid whores.

Someone call Harvard admissions, we've found their next summa cum laude.

she is referring to the 12 step program with the abbreviation 12st

Woh, woh, woh... Hold it! Her age is absolutely NO excuse for this travesty of a eulogy. 12st? "BE ADEQUITE"? She is twenty years old. TWENTY. I'm seventeen years old and I find this absolutely laughable...

Pleeeease, Lindsay, stick reading scripts. Don't test the limits of your literacy with attempting to write. And please (please, please, please) stay particularly far away from any moral material (stick with what you know).

This emotional tripe makes the mushy spew from Lifetime seem intelligent.. and that's saying something.

i hear she also likes getting peed on...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Woops, that should have said "stick with reading scripts".. not "stick reading scripts".

I was about to say I'm quite the little hypocrite for criticizing her grammar and then messing up my own.. but then I realized I caught my mistake when I bothered to actually proofread it. Oh, and the fact that I'm posting a comment, and not releasing a press statement to millions of people. That makes a bit of a difference.

Well, after all, her favourite word is "inadequate" (not the way she spells it). She likes the way it sounds.

one thing i am enjoying about these comments are the people who are using poor spelling and grammar to complain about miss lohan's poor spelling and grammar. this shows that, clearly, all of that time we spent in grade school learning to read and write was a waste of time. it is simply not necessary to know how to communicate coherently. people have to decipher this gibberish, or risk being labelled elitist, culturally or otherwise. the message to everyone: don't worry if your kids can't spell because it doesn't matter. hooray!

sicker then Lohan/fire Crotch?? Check the Screech sex tape IN FULL here:

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/2006/11/move-over-k-fed-introducingthe-screech.html

She looks quite hot in those glasses.

...er, I mean, she's a stupid dumb bitch.

I'm a junior high school teacher. I'm going to use this in my Language Arts class as a proofreading activity. The kids in seventh and eighth (not twelfthst) grade will LOVE it!

Geez, that sounds like something I would write in grade 6.

I can't really even believe that's real. At least she is trying to be positive I guess. But what the hell does "Be Adequite" mean, even if she spelled it "adequate"? Weird.

#65 You're right. It seems only loosers know how to spell nowadaze.

LINDSAY -

COME HOME - RIGHT NOW !

BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

YOU'RE STARTING TO GO DARK
(isolating yourself)

GET HOME !

Dr. M

@52-

Tute on son, tute on!!!!

Anyways, this is really sad. I can't add muh more to the topic, I think it has been "adequitely" covered, so I will just commend all of you on your fine posts, and say...Good job Hohan, way to show the world what a fucking retard you really are. Classy Lassy indeed.

Did you guys see that pic floating around of Blohan standing by his wheelchair while he's feeling her leg? Heebie Jeebies.

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

I still love her, I don´t care if she is a retarded dumb bitch.

She's an actor, not a writer, stop being so critical and get over it. She didn't have to take time out and write this, but she did so good for her.

Judging by the way she speaks and writes, I'm sure she is an illegitimate daughter of George W Bush.

Though she wishes so hard that the truth were otherwise, Lindsay Lohan is the following:

- talentless (in singing, in acting, though whether she counts as a guilty-pleasure dirty-fuck I can't postulate)
- NOT cute
- possessed of a horrible personality
- a poser
- not very bright

Therefore, this staggeringly stupid, overly-freckled baboon in human's skimpy clothing should not be famous, nor even have a career.

awwww fish, she can't help being stupid or never having learnededed how to think, i mean, she's been much too busy screwing anything and everything, coking and gagging, so, how could she possibly know that you have to edumacate yourself in order to reed an rite proper? 'sides that, look at her momma, an her papa, they's too dumb to know how to even raise chirren proper, so what more can you spect from er? I also think it's quite amusing that she put herself on the same level as the mourning family and on top of that, tells them to call HER hahaha! ok, i'll stop now.

Self-obsessed, pathetic little arse-wipe.

If she wanted to write a private condolence to his family, fair enough. Instead we're treated to another nauseating exercise in full neon self-promotion. "Look everyone at me being all wise and caring..." Bleuch!

I've only seen this bla-ho in Freaky Friday. She was embarrassingly crap. Jodie Foster did it four years younger and a million times better in the '76 original.

(#39 cool)

What did we, as humble citizens of the universe, do to deserved having to put up with this useless human?

Realistically, if I were Lindsay Lohan, I would be embarassed to make such a poorly-composed statement public.

I'm guessing she skipped out on her gradeschool English/Grammar homework...

But who needs an education when you could have scabies?

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Next thing you know, she'll write about "ugrading" her house.

This also goes to show you what a joke the movie and TV studios "Schooling" is for young stars. They are supposedly getting lessons on set for four hours a day with private instructors yet Lindsay can't even compose a simple letter on an 8th grade level.

Drugged out, used up and now stupid. It isn't going to be pretty for her.

#68
she was referring to the 12 step book, not a 12th book. Your students will learn much from you as the class ridicules a public figure and you tout your superior attitude.

What kind of teacher goes by the name jetgirly? You are an idiot.

Come on people, she knows how to spell condolences....that's huge. And I thought she couldn't even spell her own name

cancelled myspacxe?

If that is her advice, you'd think she'd try and live by it. I'd like to see her in anything "adequite".

#85
No, you're the idiot for 1) being such a humorless didact and 2) thinking you're so fucking original and superior for pointing out the obvious. We all get that it refers to AA, and thanks so much for telling us how we can and cannot apply "12st".

In the meantime, thanks for stepping on your dick every time you post - it's sort of like being in a nightmare homeschool class with Tracy Enid Flick and Sarah Jean TLC and no hope of recess or a smoke break in sight.

And since you're now such an authority on names, just what sort of puerile tag is "marshmallow-dream"?

Ah, hmmm, okay. A retarded ass monkey who eats his own shit is more intelligent than LL.

Wow. Someone expresses admiration and love towards someone they very obviously cared about; who has just died. How awful. Jesus Christ, you people suck. You have to realize that regardless of whether or not she is sleeping with lots of men, partying all the time and doing drugs and drinking she doesn't deserve any of our judgement. These things do not make someone a horrible person deserving of hatred and ridicule. Have none of you people sunk low? lower than you thought you would have? Well, good thing none of you are famous. No wonder we live in a world that's as sad as it is.When she discusses (12st book) she is referring to the Alcoholics Anonymous handbook, or rather, amateurly qoting from it, and being honest as to where she got her quotation from. So no, you are mostly all stupid and mean.

#91- If she really had any respect for Alan Altman she would have taken the time to make sure that her message was clear and thoughtful. By releasing that mess of thoughts the message she's really sending is that she doesn't give a shit and hastily threw something together.
No one is saying that she wasn't being honest. If you're a public figure wouldn't you want to take the time to make sure that any statements linked to you aren't pieces of rambling shite!?!?!
Oh and if she was quoting the Al-Anon 12 step book, maybe she should have said that, not all of us are recovering alcoholics.

#91
Oh please. That's all very well and good, but a letter of condolence is usually addressed to the family, rather than a general release which unfortunately happens to be a more than self-aggrandizing gesture. How nice to know that she's just a phone call away for all the heartbroken. How noble. This is purely a self-serving and all-about-me move, and she's too stupid to see just how obvious she is. The syntax and platitudes are just gravy.

Notice how others who've worked with Altman managed to have their managers find the family's number without having to resort to showing the world at large how sensitive (and oh-so cognizant of AA) they are.

Because it's all about Robert Altman, after all.

I speak English as a second language. I don't think I'm as adequite as I should be, but after all, I'm the twelvest best student in my class.

Gosh! Was she high when she wrote this? Or did she just fall asleep on the keyboard? Lindsay here's my statement in response to recent events: You make a lot of money doing practically nothing therefore I propose that you a) use said money to by a driver, b) use more of your money to purchase underwear, c) finally use the rest of your money to have other people to communicate for you. Retard.

Who cares about her? Why would people even defend her on this site? Why are we even discussing about this useless puppet for the whore industry in the first place?

Proofreading - it's a good thing.

Poofreading - it's a good thing.

English is not my first language and you know what? I'm more adequite than her and Ashlee Simpson together. Oh, and Paris. That's hot.

Dude,I am deep.

http://www.onlybooks.us/campaigns/hollywood_gossip_books.html

#89-93 sexybitch: Truer words have never been spoken. I also have to say thank you for spelling his name the way it is normally spelled (ie Robert as opposed to Alan). Finally... you are fucking hysterical and it's not often that I get a chance to giggle my ass off, so thanks.

#89-93 sexybitch: Truer words have never been spoken. I also have to say thank you for spelling his name the way it is normally spelled (ie Robert as opposed to Alan). Finally... you are fucking hysterical and it's not often that I get a chance to giggle my ass off, so thanks.

holy tap dancing christ.
she's so fucking stupid.

Michael Richards was more eloquent while shouting profanities at that guy.

i actually quite liked the letter.
BUT however, she didn't use an aposterphe after Robert Altman's wife in the first sentence.
-_-

What a stupid bitch!

@106...I have a feeling the "aposterphe" is the least of her grammatical worries. And yours as well, dear. I believe you meant apostrophe.

I suppose we should be grateful she didn't call him a "cunt".

to #6 JungleRed: Why would anyone "speak to a well"?
Was it a magic well maybe? If you are going to criticize other people's writing you might want to learn the difference between "to" and "too". Just a thought.

er....sorry. I meant @ #5 gossipmonger

She should have cut her wrists and written it in her own blood. Can't get much more heartfelt than that. Plus, everyone would've ignored the typos...

i can just imagine the smile creeping over her face as she wrote ADEQUITE and thinking to herself hey, thats pretty good. she then would have got up, and put athletes foot medication on her freaking vagina. bitch

...and yet...

and yet...

yes

is tehe aswer
to your question
stay?

I find it mildly amusing that #65 was too busy criticizing everyone else to notice that their sentences were not properly capitalized and "labelled" was spelled wrong - get over yourself.

It's a friggin blog, c'mon. Most people on here are coherent but dont want to spend the effort to make sure every post is perfect. I save that shit for the office or official (cough, Lindsay) press releases.

Now, back to ragging on ms blowhan please.

Who the hell asked her a damn thing?

@85-

You are a TERRIBLE troll, so please just STFU and go back under your bridge, ok? At the very least, please go away until you've mastered the art of trolling, because you are horrible at it, and it's actually quite sad.

Oh, and @91-

Please. There's nothing wrong with expressing your sympathy and love towards someone that just passed away, but Hohan only did this to try and make everyone think she's more than just a stupid, trashy, coked-out cooze...basically, she is using the death of another human being to get her name out there and try and polish up her tarnished image. I think that most people see it for what it is, and are repulsed by it, because we all know that Hohan doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself and she's just trying to hitch her falling star to someone else so she can prolong her shitty career. Exploiting a dead person for personal gain is disgusting, but could we really expect anything less from Hohan?

So every day when you wake up. Peiod. That's hardly even a dependant clause, much less an entire sentence. I guess she hasn't learned that yet.

The 12st book? twelst? i don't even know how to say that.

oh 12 step AA book. my b. i stand by the previous statement.

I teach freshman English to some dumb mother fuckers, but this piece of.... excrement...horrifies me.

Amen #38. It's frightening isn't it?

@91 Fuck off and don't come back.

Thanks.

There is no God.

> There is no God.

no...this is the superficial

...did you not understand that?
...its a 0p0lace t orelieve
...yourself [ves]

have great lives : )

If this is real (ie, Lohan really did release it and it's not some prank that USA Today was stupid enough to print without verifying - and yes, shit like that happens all the time because news outlets are run by idiots), then Lindsay needs to retake English. From third grade. Jebus, if you're a public figure and you don't want people to think you're a retard, you scribble out your own thoughts, then hand it over to your publicist, who has someone with a college degree go over it and "wordsmith" it so that you don't sound like the dummy you really are.

Most importantly, all traces of (as several people above have observed) self-aggrandizement should be deleted. A condolence message should be concise. A simple, "I'm very sorry, it's a terrible loss to the industry" should be enough, rather than this kind of rambling, self-centered homage to how very sorry you are and how you think everyone should treat each other. Save the sermons for church. Especially if you ain't any good at sermonizing, which Lindsay clearly isn't.

I think the big question is: will she be wearing underwear at the funeral service? Inquiring minds want to know. Please, photographers, be ready to verify this one, either way it goes. Thanks bunches.

Oh, and BE ADEQUATE.

Poor Lindsay.

She should keep her mouth shut, her hands clasped, and her legs tightly crossed.

The world would be a safer place.

http://www.findmebaby.com/Megan

#127
Only if she keeps those clasped hands off the steering wheel.

Lindsay Lohan had to have been home-schooled, if at all. Otherwise she would know the 6 R's of the American edumacashunal system - remedial readin', remedial ritin' and remedial 'rithmatic.

Just as an FYI, the highest praise Robert Altman would give his actors was that they were "adequate." I'm sure this is what Ms. Lohan was referring to in her statement (albeit in a misspelled way). I learned this from skimming over the following interview: http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/040506/full_page.html

Come on guys, stop criticizing the poor bitch. Everyone should send 10 Dollars to her partents, so they could afford a decent primary school for her. We'd be ADEQUITE if we did this. I think Lindsay would appreciate...

Funny how she forgot to mention that it was the syphylis he contracted from her diseased anus is what really killed him.

oh yeah and # 91 go fuck yourself

Simply wonderful. I enjoyed all this humour tremendously.

Your multiple efforts at feigning illiteracy in order to mock the illiterate was hilarious. The repeated use of profanity and vulgarity in order to protest the profane and vulgar was brilliant.

Not only are we a nation of wordsmiths, we are one clever bunch of parodists.

Eat your heart out Lindsay!

The above statement contains a grammatical error.

Without spoiling the moment, did you notice it?

Did it screech inside your educated mind as you read it?

Or, as Lindsay's epistle slipped past her, did it go unnoticed?

I thought I'd point out that her use of "adequate" is actually a reference to Altman. He'd say adequate when the scene would wrap on a good take, or the take was good, it was his little joke.

nepaltnf--I was just going to write that; I learnt about it (Altman and how he'd say "be adequite") from last weekend's Prairie Home Companion.

So Lindsay don't write good. But her allusion to "Be adequite" does make sense. It speaks volumes about the people who mindlessly criticise her.

I rarely look at these comment sections in blogs as usually the content focuses simply on folks beating each other up. Is this an American thing in that we're all so spoiled by our way of life that we have too much time so sit and think and the result is to bash each other because of our inadequacies? I don't see this kind of crap in other countries. This kind of behavior reminds me of the elitist cliques that existed in High School, which by the way are an American phenomena. You don't see this anywhere in Europe, and unfortunately it's a sad indication of the state of our country; picking on those who are down or on those who in some way don't measure up to our false superiorities. We're all flawed and whether this girl's prose is linguistically or grammatically correct is irrelevant. She simply stated what was from her heart and she probably also wanted to convey her wisdom in the hopes that it may help someone else. You people should all grow up and get a hobby and think about your own individual complexes which cause you to bash others.

Narcissistic, sophomoric, disingenuous, arrogant.

"Please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away." Is she the Pope?

Do you honestly think Altman's widow is dazzled by the star power of this untalented moron and needs to contact her for advice?

If Mrs. Altman is impressed by stars, despite decades of exposure to the A list, wouldn’t she call on a real name?

She's "Self-Smart".

Self-smart

why does anyone take this retarded whore seriously?