Nov 9 2006Lindsay Lohan says mean things about Paris Hilton

Could it be ??? First ???

i don't have a sound card so I'm going to say...

WHO CARES ???

I'm not sure this is even a story... Is it?

They should settle their differences in a cage match- the loser gets their head smashed in with a shovel, and the winner gets stuffed into a cannon (with the remains of the loser) and shot into a brick wall. Both bodies are dumped into a pit, and the public is invited to piss into it.

cunts shouldn't be allowed to call other cunts cunts...STUPID CUNT

What is more amazing is people voluntarily got in a car with her while she was driving!

I think she said "paris hilton wants my cunt".

Goddamn it, she looked good in that video. So sexy.

I love women. I love hot women. I love skanky women. I love women in general. Why any man would be gay is beyond me. More power to them though, because it leaves more ladies for me!

7th! up urs bitches!

While watching that I couldn't help thinking that my life has taken a wrong turn somewhere and time was slipping away from me.

I was envigorated at the end however because I saw someone who's life is more fucked up than mine. Paris Hilton's spokesman is available at 3:20a.m. to offer comment on dross like this.

Um, Superfish, don't make jokes about people not being able to spell or read, when clearly you didn't spell OR read your post before publishing. In the words of Ross Geller, "Their" means "Their," "there" means "There."

This will be followed shortly by a rebuttal from Paris who will put a bug in Lindsay's juice. Lindsay will recant with a pail of sand on Paris' head. Crying and scraped knees may ensue.

Well, she no longer has to worry about being compared to Princess Diana.

http://glossedover.com

um, great, now i see you've fixed your typo, so i look like a total dumb bitch, but not as dumb as Lindsay Lohan. Great, let's pretend that didn't happen.

She might just be a little bipolar.. paris is a cunt.. no what? I love paris shes my friend..

@8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

@8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

This time with my linky-link.

Who's the serial killer at the end of the clip?

she can't say she was drunk, because she looked sober.. or.. well.. close enough to sober

Can you say Tourettes, children?

who cares what she says... Paris aint shizzle!!

i wanna tap that Lindsay ass!!!!

@8 I'm assuming you haven't seen the recent pics of Sarah Jessica Parker yet. *shudder* FUGLY mess there. One look and you'll go gay, mark my words.

Poor Lindsay -- sounds like her short-term memory has been eroded by all the hardcore partying.

http://www.HolyCandy.com

Pure, unadulterated cuntery!

She WAS kidding ... just ask Faith Hill!

*sigh* I'm sick of this 'ho, I'm gonna have to go with Ed Bambrick's suggestion up there. Better yet, stuff them into a cannon anyway, even if they don't have a deathmatch, and shoot it onto an oncoming semi.

#6- Um, she wasn't driving, she was in the passenger seat.

I CALLED IT!! Check my posting in the last K-Earl thread. I knew that something related to Paris Hilton was ready to surface.

I should go & play the Mega Millions lottery. And when I win, I'll share my wealth with all of the SuperFish bloggers, and end up broke just like K-Earl.

All except for the fags. muwahahahaha.

Cunt? That's it?

http://www.celebslam.com

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DATE: 11/09/2006 02:47:28 PM

Apparently, the fish's site won't post text in between greather than and less than symbols. So I just submitted a blank posting. Nice.

HOW ABOUT A DISCLAIMER FISH??!?!?
Or is that some way to send you secret code?

So without further adieu, let the controversy over #28 begin.

#31/30
That'll teach you to dis Guy-Pierre.

I'm surprised Lindsay didn't call Paris a banana crotch.

Is that ALL?? Was hoping it would be juicier. Typical Lohan - always disappoints.

Doesn't everybody? How is this news? Would you be hurt if someone with the nickname Firecrotch insults you?

Cunty cunt cunt!

http://www.veryliberating.com

"banana crotch"!

Oh, something good to laugh at while chugging a supersize adult beverage on the way home. Banana crotch!

They both should just have a faceoff right NOW.

http://www.niquehappy.com/blog

At least Paris can drive. When she's sober, I mean.

They should settle this like ladies... Two words: pole-off.

#40
Whose pole? BigJim's or RichPort's?

She just talks big now that she has the asbestos undies.
And RIP Ed - I've seen the show.

-dies- jesus tap dnacing christ...did she actually try to convince them she DIDN'T say that? ROFL

dancing*

Her eyes are go glossy it looks like she on something. It must be that strawberry cocaine that's so popular in Hollywood

this is normal

http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

How old is she?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Oh I loved that... that was great. Lindsay messing with the papa's. She's not my most favouritest person but that was good!! She's got more class then paris thats for sure, and thats REally saying something about Miss Hilton!

What a life, following trash like Lindsay around.

Okway Windsay, you tahke cware, awight.

Pathetic.

NO WAI!!1111one

Who didn't know that Paris Hilton was a cunt? What is this, 'State Something Obvious' week? What's next? That Clay Aiken likes it in the asshole? Color me shocked.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

What a stupid bitch. Even if she didn't mean it, she knows damn well that some cunt comment like that won't be taken lightly anywhere.

Your move Paris, your move.

I hate to say it - but I'm beginning to agree with #50 'Tyler Sid' and the others.
This Fish guy could use a story editor or something. ( I'd volunteer-for big bucks- but, let's face it. I'm a bit of an AssHole.((Don't get any ideas Guy-Pierre))
Paris, Brit, Lo-ho, Jessica, and the odd TC. The world is a lot bigger.

If there's any person's opinion of any other person's that I could possibly care about less, I can;t think of one now.

#53 It could use troll-repellant, too. Sure, many of us want for a wider field - we wish Rumsfeld had called someone a cunt today in front of the paparazzi and then sped off, but you know he just locked his office door, shredded all his files, fucked the one page that couldn't run fast, downed a fifth of scotch and passed out in the back of the limo with his pants off and glasses on upside down where no one could see him, depriving us of the spectacle.

He can be so selfish sometimes.

God, Lindsay's so fucked up in this video. Just look at her glazed over cracked out eyes when she says, "I never said that." It's like she's bipolar or something. "Paris is a cunt!" to "I love Paris - Paris and I are friends".

Dude, if you're going to talk shit about someone, either do it 100% or don't do it at all, cause you just make yourself look like an ass clown in the process.

That's strange - what a coincidence - my social worker was named Tits McGhee.

Didn't you know that Lindsay speaks in her very own dialect called Cuntaniese? When she likes someone, she calls them a cunt, when she is happy she's feeling cunterrific, when she sees something she likes, she says it's cuntastic. It's like the Smurfs' language, but not.

LMAO. She's dumb.

This bitch is an actress? Where's the flair, the drama? Weak effort.

i wish lindsay would call me a cunt :)

Everyone is assuming that LL was talking about Paris Hilton. I think that she was talking about the capital of France. I was there a few weeks ago and can confirm that the place looks like an ill-kempt kebab.

#58

She's fluid in a lot of those languages.

And sometimes, she's just covered in fluids.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

what a fantastically facile video!

Is it me or does she look totally stoned, as usual?
I can't stop imagining her sniffing some shit seconds before appearing in front of the cameras... Poor kid!

Isn't a cunt someone who comes from the Country?

How many times did Lohan practice that little line in the mirror? She said it with such cinematic poise, truly the professional actor's actor. And practice I mean snort, and by mirror I of course mean coke mirror. And by professional I of course mean prostitute. I'll by the Lohan XXX tape. Funk that.

The paps are such fags. They're so into the Hohan/Paris feud. Would these douchebags care an asscrack if Hillary Clinton called Condi Rice a cunt? Nope.

I would actually start liking Lindsay if she would have stuck to her original comment. In fact I would be her number 1 fan.

Here's a good one. You gotta love these numbnuts that get drunk and talk out of their asses and then realize that the rest of the world now knows they're pigs. http://www.nbc4.com/entertainment/10288878/detail.html

Okay...my stupidity. Some reason I though it was a UK car and she was driving. I guess I'm a cunt now.

Jrz - those idiot frat boys must not have cable or internet access. Ali G and his various incarnations from the UK have been circulating the internet for years. Part of the reason he crossed the pond is because he was unable to fool people in the UK anymore. Never would I have thought Borat would be so freaking popular... those frat boys deserve what they got.

I didn't see the movie yet, but I love in the trailer where he stands in front of a crowd of rednecks screaming "We support your war of terror!!!", and the douchebags don't get it...

Am I the only sicko who laughs when Bambi is in peril?

...The fake pumpkin has been stuck on the animal's snout for at least several days. It appears to be snagged on the young buck's ears or horn buds.

Ironically, the container that resembles a feed bag is instead keeping the animal from eating and possibly drinking.

The bucket also would make it much easier for hunters to see the animal when the state's hunting season begins Wednesday.

Photo:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-11/10/xin_3611031013232661651365.jpg

Damn, I'd expect Paris to get her mouth stuck on a pumpkin, being as she'll put her mouth on anything, but I though deer were smarter than this!

Note to the animal world:

If you are not as smart as Paris Hilton, you are hereby designated for extinction (after we make some hefty steaks out of ya...)

Them Hindus sure do throw down some hardcore justice...

LUCKNOW, India (AP) -- A man in northern India will be publicly slapped 51 times as punishment after village elders found him guilty of raping a neighbor who is deaf and mute, a village chief said Friday.

That sucks when a rape victim can't even hear themselves scream... sure does eliminate the need to say "Shut up!!!"...

(deafeaning silence...)

...Sure beats the Pakistani punishment, which involves a retaliatory and quite public rape of the prettiest goat your family owns.

The Afghans punish rapists by giving them gold. They value their women THAT much there.

Well, I must go save the good people of my county from the pandemic flu through an informative session. See you this afternoon.

I guess we can forget a fucking update, today.

....But not before I leave you all with THIS:

LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Several of the man’s friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

#80 - In cases like this, we should have a Natural Selection Hotline, like (888) FUCKOFF, just to help the process along. Obviously Xenu missed this winner when deciding who to smite.

Right now this guy is on eBayUK trying to buy a bowel.

So one cunt called another cunt a cunt.

Whoop-di-fucking-do.

LOL @ the paparazzi who are too stupid to realize they're being fucked with.

I'm surprised that this ass fuck doesn't sue Johnny Knoxville & Steve O after watching them do shit like this in the JackAss movie. Except that Steve O used bottle rockets, not firecrackers.

Too bad that it wasn't an M-80, for then the world would be better off without this waster of oxygen around. We're taught to feel compassion for the less fortunate, but not the less wise.

Hi Holly J

Lohan lowers herself further by insulting Paris Hilton. Smart or simply stupid?

http://www.digital-six.net

I think at this point it's impossible to insult Paris Hilton.

I am pretty sure she was being sarcastic. Her and Paris have probably made a deal to say shit about eachother on Camera, etc. just so that they stay in the media constantly, and keep people talking about them, or interested in them.

Also, isn't it funny how Lindsay wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and wants to win an Oscar in the next few years, yet she says the word "Cunt" on camera. Correct me if I am wrong, but I have never heard Charlize, Halle, Julia etc. talk like that.

#88
She has a sly "I'm gonna make trouble" look, and then seconds later she's wide eyed and innocent.
She obviously thinks she's Helen Mirren. But I know Helen Mirren and when Helen calls someone a "cunt" she means it.
Sincerity still counts for something in this town.

Thought the cunt comment was sort of entertaining - the story about the firecracker guy was great! "Let's see - I was always told that I could blow off my fingers but my butthole is much tougher".

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

you used the wrong there. you ment they are, they're but you used there as in over there, while insulting your readers' reading ability. that is just funny.

SaraGrace, and you forgot the "a" in meant. Did you meen to do that?

How about my version?

I.e. "Paris Hilton is a Sarah Harris"!

I mean, Sarah Harris is Paris Hilton's honest name and there are so many Sarah Harris's in circulation using pseudonyms that I thought the name Sarah Harris to be so close to being 100% synonymous to the word 'cunt' that my version, "Paris Hilton is a Sarah Harris", would be comical to you.

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hey 56 its not bipolar...
...we like to call it multiple

luck bitch

LMAO,Grow some balls Linds! Say "Yea I said it! And I'll say it again,PARIS IS A CUNT!" Quote me on that sucka!

I love the small gasp heard after lindsey calls paris a cunt...

God, how I hate Lindsay Lohan.

Well who on this planet hasn't called Paris a bad name at lease once, hands up. I think I have a new found respect for Lindsay now but I haven't had coffee yet this morning so I might change my mind about that and the day is young so Lindsay still has time to do something dumb. She was just saying what most of us are thinking. Don't shoot the messenger.

OK so we called paris a cunt

...so what's your point ?

"NEW Catfight in Hollywood" ?????
NEW????????????????

LOL - they leave that closing text - "we contacted Mr. Mintz..." - up for a full ten seconds.
They know people who still give a crap about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are very . . . slooooow . . . readers

Is that a reporter sticking his arm in her window? WTF? I don't normally promote violence towards poparazzi, but I swear I would've threatened to close it on his arm x.x I mean, imagine a normal person doing that to you on the street? (re: 'normal' as in 'not a reporter', not as in 'mentally balanced')

hey babe you could finally be bothered to post

as if you knew

what we were thinking :)

well done for trying...

99. Posted by someone who would like to be herbiefrog on November 12, 2006 6:11 PM

OK so we called paris a cunt

...so what's your point ?

didn't we just find it?
or did you miss it?

zoom baby :)

Lohan is a wog-chick, wog-chicks get jealous as hell over pretty White-girls who get the attention. 'Take them down anyway possible' kind of thinking.

ha ha.....digusting disease-ridden cat fight!