Nov 29 2006Lindsay Lohan kicked out of the big girl's club

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Can't wait for the big Slitney-Herparis fallout

Best part about the picture: Britney looks like she's got a wonky eye, and you can tell that in another decade's time she'll have some oh-so-attractive facial hair to deal with - thus completing her redneck revelation.

Lindsay snorted all of Paris's coke. It's apparent she doesn't like to share.

Maybe Britney became a lesbian... being with K-Fed could to do that to a woman.

Paris: "Hey, I like your little dog, it's hot."

Brit: "It's my baby, y'all."

Paris: "Whatever, let's get it stoned and see what happens."

Brit: "Want to see my cooch again?"

Paris: "That's so hot."

Lets not forget, as Ms. Spears has been out on the town EVERY NIGHT for the last two weeks, that she has a two month old at home.

When I had a two month old, that little bastard wanted to eat every 2 hours and needed his diaper changed half as much. Britney, man, what are you doing? Letting other people care for your young baby? These kids are going to be writing memoirs by the time they're 12.

"[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house, and I didn't know she'd be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it's not okay."

I think Blohan is shallow and pedantic, yes, shallow and pedantic.

gosh her baby is cute but i'm sure it's as dumb as a doorknob. at least she had enough sense to go pick it up from the lost and found.

Britney is only hanging out with Paris to make sure she doesn't fuck K-Fed.

They look at each other like they just had whild monkey lesbo sex!!!!

Man I wanna see that friggin video......

Paris softly licking Brit's C section scar....

Yummy!!!!!!

it's a scary day when paris looks like the intelligent one in a friendship.

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I don't blame her for going out every night after her break up. Lord knows I've had a few bad break ups and all I wanted to do was go out and forget I ever dated him. I really can't say shit.

Next thing you know Paris is going to wind up pregnant. You know how she loves to collect critters, and being around SP will probably make her want a baby!!!

I'm really just so proud of Britney for putting on makeup this time.

Listening to Adam Corrola this morning and they had a sound bite of Rosie Odonnel (I care that I mispelled it really) barking at Britney telling her not to hang out with Paris and put on some panties. I have never laughed at Rosie in my life until today.... I feel dirty now...

Maybe Rosie saw it on superfish and is reading this right now. Maybe she IS one of US!!!

That's one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen.

This is getting FUCKING ridiculous

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plus, all 3 of them were late for homeroom

The only reason she is cradling Sean P. so close is because she has been torn apart in the media for neglecting her babies. Last night on TV, I couldn't escape every damn media outlet ripping her apart for leaving her kids all the time. Damn Bitch- Get Right!

since paris has serviced more cock than the Houston 500, i consider her an experiment on the diagnosing "coked-out whore firecrotchitis".

definite wonkey-eye there.
LOL @ 7
Paris:I had a kinkajou once but i accidently backed over it in my car.
Brit:I married a wigger.

I wonder what Brenda Walsh will think once Paris starts sleeping with Brandon. She may have to call Kelly Taylor, unless Linsday fucks Dylan McKay, because then Donna's gonna be pissed.

New AP report:

Los Angeles (AP)- Newly single Britney Spears and galpal Paris Hilton were apprehended by LAPD early Wednesday morning after a failed attempt by the two socialites to exchange young Sean Preston Spears for a live penguin. According to Ms. Spears, "them Panguins in that Happy Feet film was just soooo cute." Ms. Hilton had no comment because in a failed attempt to hide the evidence, she swallowed a portion of the penguin and forced Sean Preston into her gaping vagina to hide him from law enforcement.

#9 BarbadoSlim, Great FG line. lol

As for that hagged out coke whore Lohan, she sure seems to complain about ilness and injury a lot.

Oh gee, Paris hit you and it hurts all over! She sounds like she came from a big family and the only way to get attention was to fake an injury. Paris doesn't really look like Mike Tyson and I doubt that one hit from her is going to make somebody hurt all over.

But I LOVED the drug addict class system that was established in their fight. Paris the Pothead doesn't want to be seen near the cocke-whore. LOL!!!!

#19 you're right. I've been using the name 'jrzmommy'

The Associated Press really has their finger on the pulse of what's happening in young Hollywood these days.

So what's the official celeb name for this couple? Hiltney? Britton? anybody?

OK. I'll bite. If Rosie is here then she can talk about Super Fish on the View....
That would be scary.... Can you imagine who would show up on SF the next day?

Every post would be "you shoud be nice. why are you so mean about these people..."

The advertisement for a university education above Flava Fav and beside Britney & Paris is so appropriate.

@30- Speaking of having a finger on something, how have you been?

The picture was taken right before their threesome together...........

Also, You can see that Britney has a full blown crush on Paris. Look at her eyes! But Paris is soooo using her. Unreal!!

God that poor kid.
Britney better get back on the road so she can afford the therapy they'll need.

Hey Brit, which scar on SP are you covering with your hand, the one from when he was smashed against the steering wheel or the one from when he landed on his face when he fell out of his high chair. Or is it a burn mark from when K-Fed tapped an ash from a blunt on him? That would have been an accident, of course. Unless it was because the paparzzi made him nervous.

Leaving that poor little bastard alone while she was out partying is the most maternal thing she's done since he was born.

Aunt Paris' dress looks like my grandmothers kitchen seat cushions from 1976.

I can just see it now...In a month or two Paris and Britney will no longer be BFF and become bitter enemies. I wonder if Paris will call her fat? Some things are too predictable.

#32
Naw, every post about pantiless starlets would be "I'd hit that"...

Instead of "firecrotch", Britney's new nickname will be "scarcrotch" or "uglycrotch".

Or "crookedcrotch".

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Why? Is "slappyflappycrotch" already taken?

I thought of a few others but I'm at work and I'm afraid to post them.

Poor foul venereal disease-riden creature, having to be held by these two.

hilton calling lohan a whore.....hahahahaha

Great, Sean Preston now has mutant herpes, all while Paris keeps insisting the Brit wear that stupid fucking animal print.

#27 - HA!!!

Just wanted to scare u people even more... Britney flashed us again... its on TMZ. It has become apparent that Britney is not a fan of the undies. But for everyone's sake... we would love her to wear them!! Also, she looks like way less of a slob this time...

More like the Special People's Club. Yeesh.

Re SPF, don't they have, oh, I dunno, a Child Welfare/Services Department in L.A.? When are the agents coming to take Sean and Jayden (or whatever the fuck her name is) away and put them with halfway normal foster parents?

Now I know why Britney and Paris get along. They both have nasty wonky eyes and too much plastic surgery.

Poor Sean P. His dad's fucking anything that moves, and his mom's a vacant, club-addicted whore. By the time he's in first grade, he'll have 50 half-siblings. If he can survive till then on a diet of flat club soda, stale Cheetos, and used kitty litter, that is.

It's so disturbing to see them rubbbing that baby all over each other. He's better off being ignored. If I were that kid's pediatrician, I'd sneak in a dose of penicillin with his next shots.

Jesus Christ Brit, how much leopard print does one need? Two straight weeks of partying is not nearly as upsetting as 2 straight weeks of leopard spots. Does she really like it that much, or is Paris telling her it looks good? Or is it the universal sign for "hasbeen-hillbilly nearly-divorced-from-wigger-turned-lez"? What gives Britney?

#7 is hillarious , i can picture that conversation.

OHHHHH!! Maybe Paris is in Screech's Hollywood Sex Club and is just thinking of all the points she will rack up when she gets that "stupid backwoods hick bitch" to give *herself* a dirty sanchez.

That'll show Zach and Slater!

Plus, Paris probably likes having her advice actually being considered and even used in some cases. "Brit...honey...panties cause leopardze(Leprosy) and makes you sweat black spots out your cooze. Lose 'em."

I dont't know what is worse, Britney shaved or Britney if she didn't. Well if she had the fur, at least it would LOOK like she had undies on.
P.s. Her labes are sideways hahahaha

I know first graders who are more mature than these three. What will they do next? Hack into each others' cell phones and crank call everyo........oh, they did that, already. well, then, they should steal each others ex-boyfr.......oh, they did that one, too. Oh, I got it, they can call each other really nasty names in publ.....they did that, too. Why not shoot each other in the face with elephant guns?

Oh, and #29, eat me you fat fuck.

Lohan is the most talented out all of them anyway

They all give new meaning to doing a magazine spread.

#31 - I got one.....how about "Clitney Filthton"???

Paris likes to control her bitches....driving them around in her car and telling them when to flash the poon....then beating them up and cussing them out ....Paris is the ultimate pimp

That didn't take long.

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SP looks like he's trying to reach out and grab Paris' crotch in this picture. That's one horny baby.

Is it wrong for me to actually be wistfully daydreaming about the day that someone just takes a gun and shoots all three of them in the face?

Well, maybe not Britney, she *technically* has kids and is just a poor stupid hick. But the other two? Where's Charlie Manson when you need him?

Wasn't Paris rambling on a few months ago about how she tries on terrible outfits to discover who her true friends are? By her own rules she is a lousy friend.

Oh, and she has herpes too.

You know, I had to go wikipedia to even find out what Lindsay Lowhand was 'famous' for. Pretty sparse there - the parent crap and some disney shit. Anyways, new subject matter puleeeez.

wtf is this "hitting her with a drink" shit? How does someone do that? This stupid cunt needs to stop being a whiny bitch

#63

SP isn't trying to pet paris's poon.
that's just the gravitational pull of paris's poon sucking him iin. it draws in penises of all ages that are within 5 feet of her. why do you think brit is clutching him so tight? first she loses EARL to hooker/porn stars and now to lose paris to her toddler? sounds like a THS.

RUGMUNCHERS!!!

@68: LOL! So that's the giant sucking sound I hear? Is this how the world end?

@68: LOL! So that's the giant sucking sound I hear? Is this how the world ends?

#71

yep, we need a GPS device on Paris to know her movements at all time. for public safety, you know. no one is safe around that hungry hole.

paris is with britney just because she was very renowned lately. and nth else. BITCHES!

SERIOUSLY. Brit..get a stylist.

So, who thinks they've licked each other's assholes already?

Now that would be a sex tape- Paris and Brit!

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angry ferret, LOL - one of the more amusing comments I've seen on this site!

I hate to imply that any of these 3 have brains, especially Britney Spears. But as for Paris and Lindsay, is it at all possible that they are doing incredibly ridiculous things just to see what people will actually report, just because they are Paris and Lindsay?

Nah...

But I mean, why are we even entertaining this nonsense? I know we say this 'young hollywood' thing, but they're all adults and one of them is a mom. It's sad.

I watched that video, where Paris yells at the end something about firecrotch...

in the part of the video that had Linds in it, she was hanging out with Brandon Davis. After he said all that terrible shit about her. That was weird.

Oh my God, they really look like lovers! It's freaky. Not surprising to turn lesbian after being married for years with a moron, but Paris Hilton? For God's sake, she's a dumb whore!

I wonder, is it the first sign of apocalypse? Britney Spears and Paris Hilton together? The first two of the four bitches of Apocalypse? Paris is definitely Pestilence.

Booooiiinnnngggg

Has anyone else noticed how Brit is always just SCHLEPPING her kids? She's never holding them upright or cradling them. She's just... schlepping. It's very unnerving.

I bet her cooch smells bad. I just have that feeling.

God, she's so gross.

Britney: Ya see y'all, this where I dropped him on his head from the high chair.

Paris: OMG that's hot!

Britney: I know, right???

Paris: Lets do it to Lindsey.

Britney: I hate her!

Paris: Me too! Fucking firecrotch.

Britney: Did you like when I flashed my cooch?

Paris: That was hot! Do it again!

Britney: Right here, while I'm holding my baby in Walmart, in front of everyone?

Paris: Yeah, it'll be totally hot!

Britney: (chomping on gum) Okay! HEY Y'ALL, LOOK AT MY COOCHIE! ON SALE, AISLE 5, FOR 10 MINUTES...ONLY $9.99. OINK!!!

Paris: OMG that's so hot!

Paris: OMG, like why are you holding that midget?

Britney: It's not a midget.

Paris: What is it your purse?

Britney: No ya'll, it's my kid!

Paris: Uh, like what?

Britney: I have a kid. Actually 2 kids.

Paris; OMG, what? Like where did you by them?

Britney: I didn't buy them. I popped them outta my cooch.

Paris: OMG, that's so hot!

Britney: Yeah, that's where like babys come from my mom told me.

Paris: Ohhhhhh, so that's why your cooch looks that way. OMG that's hot! Can I see it again.

Britney: (flashing her cooch) Ooops
I did it again!!!

Britney really has a handsome son, and Paris looks beautiful as usual.

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Britney is clearly hurting and trying to escape her pain. I think she should slow down, be comfortable as she can, and let time pass. I feel I have always loved Britney for her creativity and her amazing ability to balance being sensitive and a star. Although I am a bit older than her, I would not mind talking communicating with her. I do truly adore her. Either way, I wish her and the children all the best that life has to offer.

Shame Lindsay! You won't even wanna join those dumbasses anyway! But still, you're only joining them for attention so you deserved getting kicked out the 'Big Girl' club.
They should've called it the Vagina club since none of them wear panties...even Lindsay doesn't wear panties!!!

i can cut them out
until they apologize

if you want...

poor sp
growing so fast
needs knowledge

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or alternatively...
yes we're all human
lets see
some action

africa

babes...

lol, that's what she deserves