first!

and it matters because....??

that crazy bitch looks like a spotted toad

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If you can't even slit your wrists properly, that's proof that you are supremely untalented.

Since when did Lindsay have to be slipped anything to seal the deal?

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Not a surprise at all.

And this is news how? Poor train wreck of a girl.

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Have a great weekend hookers and hookettes.

Do it right, Lohan. Go vertical, not horizontal. She always did have trouble getting that one right.

Bitch is fine, yo!

lolol

Donna Karan could fuck her with that huge nose.

If you notice in the Lindsey is a sarcastic bitch a few posts before in the picture where she is laying on her back, wow, what a weird sentence, she has a bandage on that wrist . . . Hooray for run-on sentences!

ah yes, doing the 'bi' thing is always good for some cheap media PR, just ask Brit and Madonna. She probably got those marks on her wrist trying to put a piece of red yarn around it. How long until she tries to buy African children?

sad to say but, perezhilton.com just posted gigantic photos of blowhan failing to put on underwear before she leaves her whorehouse. yuck.

oh poor lindsay, maybe kissing female designers is the only way to ease her pain.

Nope, she isn't cutting herself, the cuts would look different. But damn it, she should get it right if she did! Lohan: follow KimberWolf's directions!

Is it just me or does she ALWAYS have on way too much bronzer... come on BLOHAN, you are a red head with freckles, we know you aren't that tanned!

I'd only be impressed if she had ligature marks on her neck and wore a fucking scarf everywhere. Kissing DK on the mouth would be like kissing a diarrhetic dog on the rectum... fucking firecrotch...

I might respect her more if she volunteered for GOGF over at cooterpunch. I'm just saying...

Will people please stop takeing pictures of this talentless, plain-faced, fuck-hole-with legs?!! Every time someone catches her on film, we have to be tortured with the images for weeks on end. No looks, no talent, no class. Just because someone photographs her every time she farts doesn't make her a star.

If she is cutting her wrists, the dumb bitch is doing it the wrong way. You go "down the road", not "across the street". Everybody knows that, Linds. Get with it.

On a serious note, I think this girl is suffering from depression.

Too bad she's in such denial of all her problems to notice!

The "kissing" picture looks like a bad perfume commercial....with the way the "product" is being displayed in Donna Karan's right hand. O_o

Maybe that's the way to sell things right now. Just do odd things with your product in a celebrity's presence. I bet I could come up with a new handbag line and then kick Paris Hilton in the crotch, knowing the picture would end up everywhere. And of course people would look at the photo and say, "Hey, look at that lady kicking Paris Hilton in the crotch! What a nice handbag she has!" and they would all run out to buy it.

Only problem is I would die from toe herpes thanks to putting my feet too close to "The Hilton Triangle" and never enjoy all the money my handbags would make. :/

Those cuts are probably from her own firecrotch bush.

It's down the road, NOT across the street..

1. Crazy Father....check
2. Money grubbing starfucker mother ...check
3. Alcoholism ...check
4. Drug addicition ...check
5. tendancy to be a slut ...check
6. Bouts with Annorexia ...check
7. Vacant loser friends ...check
8. Multiple failed relationships ...check
9. And now.......CUTS SELF! ...Check!

Well she's got what it takes for Hollywood.

i ACTUALLY fell in some bushes one time and cut up my arm pretty bad so it's half believable. otherwise i doubt she's a cutter, those are like scrapes, not actual cuts.
and i would kiss donna karan ANY DAY
HOLLLLLA

I believe the falling in the bushes story. Except it was probably more like crawling. Some wino was probably in there who promised her she could lick the coke off his dirty socks.

Meh, i doubt she cuts herself..and if she does, she doesn't know how to. To tell you the truth, I saw the lesbianism coming. Doesn't really matter, but it'll be even better if she'd just admit it =D

From the GQ photo shoot I thought mabye they had cured her of her case of freckledbitchosis. Guess not.

I think she's cut her finger, look a blue plaster!

Can I just ask what's up with her face? When photographed in natural light she appears to have a face made of leather in an oddly orange shade.
Her face is also several shades darker than the rest of her body.
So is she covering the herpes scars? Or did she put the tanning bed on 'crisp' once too often?

#32 At least she didn't have the NERVE to populate with the "unwanted fetuses" you are super concerned about.

Oh yeah, I been waiting for you Darlin.

Pretty- Yes
Bitchy- When need be...

She'd earn a little more respect by kissing one of the following-

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Bjork
3. Tom Cruise (Good luck there)
4. One of the hotties on girl on girl day at Cooter Punch.

Shit, now I am sounding like one of you. nooooo

#26 Excellent summary- very consisive!!

I think it's just the vogue thing for women to kiss women right now, they know it excites men, and gives a sexual power to women to be thought of as more enticing.

I don't think it makes you bi-sexual necessarily, but when you are not bi or gay... rather manipulative.

In regard to the fall in the bushes, that too may be a need for attention, and not the superficial kind.

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I don't know if the poor thing is cut up for this celebrity business.
Maybe Donna will calmed her down and throw in some DK underwear.

Prettybaby - it's good to know you're "waiting for me" guess that makes you my bitch since I barely recalled the article you referenced.
LOL!
Get over yourself dear. Your opinion is your own. As is mine. And I really couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what you think of me or mine.
Cheers dear.

Those of you who said she looks decent in an earlier post, I ask: where is your "decent" Hohan now?

She was never there to begin with.

Oh my goodness. A cutter. That is SOOO 1985 After Hours.The fashinable thing to do now wld be to wrap silk hankerchiefs like cuff bracelets around her wrists.

i mean FASHIONABLE.

Is it just me, or does Donna Karan look like something between Carly Simon and Roger Waters?
Hmmm . . . no hooters visible there . . .
IT'S A MAAAAAAAAAN, BABY!!

Since Donna is a man, I'll just call her Don now. So Lindsay kissed Don. That looks hetero to me, since Don is ALL MAN.

Go BUCKS!! MICHIGAN SUCKS!!

But her scars got a gold star! She's super good at it!

Well that explains all of her "fractures"

It's awesome, every picture of her looks like it's in HD.

She's trying to reach the emo audience.

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I hope Donna Karan wants herpes cause now she's got em!

Sorry folks, nothing to see here. I left those there. They are marks from the handcuffs when I tied her to the bedpost and was banging her in the ass with a footlong pepperoni. Afterwards, we sat and had ate some excellent Italian BMT subs, with extra pepperoni and special Lohan ass-sauce. Oh, how I love coke-whores.

How can you be so fucked up at 19 ?

#38 Buy me a drink and I might forgive you and then we can kiss while you slit your wrists. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

There's no way she's really a cutter. I've had a lot of experience in the subject and I can tell you that a serious cutter doesn't barely break the skin 3-4 times on their wrist with a butter knife.

There's only one exception, and that would be seeing the most disturbing sight in all the land that would drive one to take the nearest metal object to their wrist...seeing Biatcho's face. Now THAT'S a grizzly sight that even the most thick skinned of bitch's can't handle!

Look, lets all make up! It's Friday (girl-on-girl day) and lets be like Angelina Jolie's mixed race family.

(Except I want to be Angelina so I can do the triple threat on Brad Suck his cock, Ride his face, Ride the cock, I'm just sayin')

How are we supposed to believe that LL fell is some bushes and no one was around to photograph it? Like fun.

What up One-Hit Wonder!! I have missed you & all of your stanky vaginaooze. You're really gonna have to do better than saying "you know what could be worse... seeing biatcho's super ugly fat head face".
It's old hat, but I guess you're still too young to understand how humor works.

Hey, so how was it blowing that lead singer of that really cool band last week? Was it like the week before when he told you he loved you for your mind just to get you to swallow?

For those of you who missed the re-post of this one from my good old friend "RnR Takeover" on the Sienna Miller-Jude Law story here it is again, in ALL it's glory. She's just so awesome I am drowning in her awesomeness. I call this "Better Know a CockWhore"

Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on November 11, 2006 11:14 AM

I don't work for any bands. I'm a freelance photographer, and full time college student at New College (a school you have to be almost genius to be accepted into), and I do mostly action shots of bands performing, which requires SKILL, and I develop my own film. I've had pictures published in Rolling Stone, Alternative Press, Blender, Guitar Player Magazine, and Hit Parader. I've been at this since I was 14. What were you doing between 14-20 that required any kind of skill other than getting gang banged by your school's chess team (the football team probably wouldn't look twice at you)? And I do hang out and party with them and normally my BOYFRIEND is there with me. My boyfriend's dad also happens to be a celebrity hair stylist, Gary Glossman...cuts hair for Lenny Kravitz, Bono, etc. So I've gotten to hang out with and photograph U2 (you're right, only no name bands that no one's heard of). In fact, Bono flies into our little beach community in Sarasota, FL just to get his hair cut by him. I could list about 150 bands that I've photographed, most of them are famous (or were when I photographed them), including Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Primus, The Used, Puddle of Mudd, Korn, even Pearl Jam, etc. And some aren't exactly famous, but well known among the music scene, like Every Time I Die, Buckethead, Senses Fail, Mindless Self Indulgence, Unwritten Law, etc.

What is it exactly that makes you "superior" to me? The fact that you're old? You have kids? You work behind a desk all day at a job so boring that you spend all your time on this site? The fact that you wish so badly you could get a taste of the good life celebs live?

And just so you know, most of the posts that were posted that time were not even me. Those pics weren't of me, and pretty much everything after those pics wasn't me. Some fucktard thought it would be funny to steal my name and put words in my mouth, which is more childish than anything I've said or done on this site.

I hardly ever comment on here, but from now on when I do, I'll make it a point to get a rise out of you, which I also seem to be good at. Toodles

Suicidal? If only we could be so lucky. Firecrotch loves herself far too much to ever end her own life.

She IS a danger to herself, in that she is constantly falling down. She either needs to lay off the sauce, coke, etc. or she may quite possibly be the klutziest celebrity of all time.

In the second pic, Karan is giving her the "You're kidding, right?" look.

#56 is so right, yet #53 makes a good point - with so many paparatzzi (sp?) hovering around her, where are the photos of her falling? Could the fall not have been into some bushes, but down that flight of stairs at the WMA?

#55 Toodles - he was that old man who lost his marbles in the movie Hook!! Remember?
BTW, don't fret over R&R CrackWhore - she has some serious self-esteem issues, and her "story" has lots of unfilled gaps in it . . . unlike the two in her pants.

if she fell in the bushes, why does she only have scratches on her wrist where one would try to slash em?

Let's not make fun of cutters, it's not their fault they are crazy. Let's make fun of egotistical bitches with deformed bodies. If those cuts are actual self mutilation, she's about as good at that art as she is at singing. Maybe she cut herself on a shoulder blade or hip bone. And I could buy a drunken fall into the bushes. Especially if she fell into her own firey bush.

Come on, Lohan.

It's 'down the road', not 'across the street.' Put a little more effort into it, and I'm sure you'll succeed.

woot

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AWWW
poor lilo, didn't mommy tell you?
the alley, its always the alley honey,
bushes give you rug burn.

at least she's good at being a whore

:0

Ohhh not anthor "suicidal" girl.
Cheap trick to get everyones attention X:

well lesbians are cool. so no more men needs to suffer with this bitch anymoooore! :/

Lindsey should turn her cutting instrument the other way next time. Because when you are so fugly, talent-free, and skanky that you make Paris Hilton look good, you have nothing left to live for.

So reposting something I said is supposed to affect me how? I take full responsibility for what I say and nothing in there is the slightest bit untrue, so I don't see how your clever scheme to repost what I say is going to work.

And since the only thing in there that anyone has been able to make fun of is the fact that I ended it with "Toodles," you lose. Besides, NO ONE cares! For someone who thinks she's so clever, this is a pathetic attempt to humiliate. But then again, anyone who comes on here for the sole purpose of trying to humiliate a complete stranger (over the internet at that) obviously has issues. You should see a counselor.

if Lohan kills herself lets hope it's a murder suicide with Paris. please god, I don't ask for much

Actually #66, feel free to peruse the Jude Law Sienna Miller post from a few days back, where I initially repostd this. I think you'll find many people find you positively retarded. You have so many issues you shoud start a fucking subscription.

So did any lead singers make you snort blow off some other groupies' left tit last night? We're all DYING to know more about your "exciting" "life".

wedgeone: Oh I don't generally worry about anything, especially a delusional crackwhore. However, it is one of the more stubborn things I have had the pleasure of chasing away from this site. Just doing people a favor is all : )

Man, maybe she's not suicidal, but she did NOT fall into a bush. She'd have scratches on more than just her wrists. Her poorly executed slits are probably just for show... like that "90 days" button. Whore.

llohan makes me want to puke

is she drunk ?

Deeper cuts, Lindsay, deeper cuts. Try to imagine an oil geyser. Shouldn't be too hard since your blood is probably the same color, you bitch!

in my dream last night me and lindsay lohan were best friends :]

Janis Ian, DYKE! Er, uh, I mean Lindsay Lohan. LOL!!!

As usual, the fighting is more entertaining than the posts. Go biatcho!

I wouldn't say lesbian. I was thinking the conversation went something like, "hey Donna Karan you're so great you lovely aging hip Jewish new yorker" and then she was like "wow Lindsay look at this and that, your black hair, you really are some crazy ass-celebrity going all NY studio 54 on our asses, trying to be something your not, like one of those dark haired Israeli girls, I love it. You're so hip and fashionable, I wish you were my daughter."

#76 - Damn right! Sod Lohan. Let's ring the bell for round 2 of the...

Biatcho v. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover Cat Fight

See the girls battle it out in glittery gold bell-bottomed catsuits. Check out that swiping handbag action. Ringside seats guaranteed for all!

Bets being placed now. Roll up, roll up!

i can see 77 as a rap

Biatcho, you're forgetting something VERY important...I don't care what people on a website think! I was merely proving you wrong in the fact that you seem to think you have people figured out by what they post, or how old they are. I'm not going anywhere, so I don't know why you think this is going to "chase me out of here." You're really, really, REALLY pathetic. But then again, it's people like you who remind me just how good my life is.

RNR - can you talk louder, i couldn't hear you over your incessant crying & thumbsucking. The more you try to justify your "good life" the more I know it's total BS. You're funny that way!

Isn't that her previously injured wrist? Maybe it's just from the injury?

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te amooo

Donna Karan is so H-O-T! Lindsay should have kissed her on the ass just to be in the same room with her.

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