My first first?

Why is she so ugly

Yay! She got different shoes!

Wow she's on her back and her clothes are still on! Amazing.

http://theblemish.com

Awww, c'mon, she's allowed to say and do what she wants! Seriously, who are we to be the sarcasm police? This is just further evidence that she's a bright, witty young woman in command of both the spoken word and the way she runs her life.

Oh, shit, sorry... typo. I meant to say: shut up, you smartarse bitch.

she's so core!!

The finger in the mouth shot is really, really original and artistic.

Look Lindsay, you aren't the only person who can be sarcastic!

she's so core!!

What a dumb bitch!
She has no "real curves" and thats annoying.....

She's soooo sassy.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

hey #3 - The shoes had to have been brought in for her just for this shoot! She would never have enough fashion sense for those *oh so cute * blue satin wedges!! You have seen her previous posts right????

"Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?"

Blohan:Read? I can't read, you silly rabbit.

This is so depressing. It used to be that Hollywood and the magazines were populated with REAL stars like Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, and Sophia Loren . Marilyn Monroe marketed her sex appeal, but it was classy, tasteful--words that Lindsay Lohan unfortunately has not the slightest notion as to their meaning. I mean, LOOK at these pictures. They look like they came some guy's stash of barely-legal DIY porn (before the clothes come off). Stupid Lindsay, your pussy will be sorry one day.

And what's with that shot where she's ripping stuff up with her hands in the air? The way her midriff looks makes it seem like she's two-dimensional. Which is a whole dimension more than she usually has.

P.S. Zing.

and wtf is up with the bare mattress on the floor? does she live in a meth house?...oh wait, as a matter of fact, yes she does.

thats gotta be a tough life...

thought you were doing it

and then to find that you are

...how can we help you babe : )

I think she's really really hot.

You all can hate on me, but she is so hot compared to most what I consider "average" girls. Look at that rack, fantastic (my girlfriend has an A cup, breasts are like a mythical creature to me). The rack is awesome. And I love her legs too. I know, I know, she's been fucked and shucked by half of hollywood (coincidently the proportion of males in hollywood), including Wilmer, but I'd still make sweet sweet love to her. I wouldnt fall in love with her, but God knows I'd treat her right for a night.

Kudos 14 for the PS Zing hahahah

Hee Hee I think this is funny... journos spew such crap most of the time(not you though fish you tell it how it is) that it is funny to see a celeb even lindsay fuckin with them... doing it just to piss them off. I love it!

I don't like the big hair though... makes her look like at Bratz doll.

Hey, I have that exact same copy of SWANK!

In honor of Superfish Dude's writing style, let me first say "wow, she looks amazing. And by amazing I mean slutty. And by looks I mean, Is."

Yucks.

SecretBLK- I feel bad for your girl friend. (If you actually have one)

*SecretBIK

Lindsay Lohan is one classy lady.

We get it, Lindsay, you have a rack and a pussy. And hair extensions. Congratulations. Your transformation into a truck stop hooker is just about complete. You're not quite skinny enough, though. Take more meth and you'll get there. You can do it!

Is she supposed to look sexy in these photos? She just looks silly.

Dont care what any you fucks say. She's the hottest fucking thing on the planet.

Love to see you refuse a romp a lick a those: (.)(.)

Hot Lindsay!!
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(.)(.)

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She's looking pretty in this photoshoot.

Okay, I concede that I could be tempted to 'hit that' (I'm down with the kids) when pushed into a corner, but her behaviour and the way she's going about peddling her (under)wares kinda takes the shine off. A lot. In fact, so much as to be 100% lacking in lustre.

Although I actually don't mind the hair. I'm sure she'll be stoked to hear that from me.

wow. i miss the days when a-listers were well-read enough to come up with some truly genius self-deprecating comments.

Cartman was right, nothing scarier than a ginger.

These are photos from a GQ shoot? Ummmm...it jut looks like some crack dealer offered some chick from Wisconsin a few rocks for trashy pictures of her with his polaroid.

"yaa, baby, Imonna make you a star."

"really, you want me to spread my legs a little more? Would that be sexy?"

"Yaaa, momma, spread them legs, let daddy see, you want this crack, bitch, you want it?"

"please, mr., I'll do anything you say, just give me a taste."

barf.

Well color me disappointed. It seems the only picture GQ left out is of her hungover on the toilet taking a dump with a constiipated look on her face. GQ i want my money back.

anybody else have a strange urge to go buy some american apparel?

Ok, here is the real truth, I took the photos with a cvs disposable and submitted these to GQ. I'm trying to get the hard way.

as an aside, I would think she's not lying about the eating disorder, because, its true, going to be at 8:15 am at the latest on a school night is ok when you are up on strawberry coke all night - last snort by 3am and you can sleep by 8!

Second aside, at least she looks a little pudgier from the beer, but other than that, I don't want to be her internal organs, though I'd be happy to touch them with a gloved finger.

Just remember people she is naturally a firey red head - they tend to be a bit nasty and sarcastic from time to time - they can't help it.

and excuse me for saying but i actually think she looks quite decent (maybe even hot - fuck shoot me) in these pics - not a freckle in sight.

Their idea for the photo spread was to do it on a mattress with no bedding in a blank room?

When I have done photo shoots, they at least provide a furnished room and professional lighting. Can we say Klassssy?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

What about the robot out by the garage in the second pic? No cleaning crew could be paid enough to go near that mattress or the bathroom after the shoot, so FLO was purchased to do the hazardous cleanup.

She's so funny.

And awwww...she got a pair of shoes that fit.

Yay.

*shoots her in the face*

They took off the freckles--why couldn't they photoshop that freaking weird-ass belly button so it's sitting in the right spot?

lindsay lohan is and never will be anything more (or less) than......lindsay lohan. talk about a monkey on your back....

Wow, her sarcasm is so witty, she puts all of us here to shame.

ROFL nice hohan. =D She actually looks hott in these pics..but no curves =/ I guess we can't all have perfect hourglass figures *flips hair* ..............................

damn hair *blows bangs up*

I like how she stops cutting up the tabloids so she can mess up her hair.
I do that sometimes. too. I put down my scissors, mess up my hair (like a sex-kitten), then go back to cutting up the tabloids.
I'm always doing that. I'm such a sex-kitten.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys--calling her ugly and shit?... She's hot as hell and I'd do her if ever given the chance.

46.

I would not, could not, in her box.
I would not, could not, with a fox.

I would not do her here, or there.
I would not do her anywhere,

Not even with your schlong, ...

she a dirty skank ho from dirty turd town that smells like turds and is stupid.

i would so hit dat.

i would even go so far as to say 'lets fuk yo dirty bitch'

whats up with that bitch?

It's bugging me that the bed has no sheet...

Damn, she's caustic! She sure showed me.

@#17. I agree with you. I think she is very good looking.

she just doesnt present herself well or act like a likable person. id say

I just realised, these pictures are shit because GQ probably didn't want to waste money on Hohan.

I don't even know how to comment on this. The first photo just tells it all.

Hooooooo! Doggie then missionary positions?!? Lindsay, I have to have you now!!!

Fuck you, skank. The hookers that do their biz 2 blocks away from me are more appealing than you.

I work at GQ. Trust me - she didn't write a single word. It was written for her - she looked it and laughed.

Yes, she's hot. But if you stand on any corner in NYC or LA for 15 minutes, at least 10 girls hotter than firecrotch will pass.

I work at GQ. She actually wrote 3 versions of this, this was the least funny. She decided to use the least funny of the 3 because it appeals more to middle America. You guys should see the other 2, they are HILARIOUS. But you never will because you guys don't work at GQ with me and my coworkers.

#57 - Yeah, we all trust you.

I work at a lolly-pop factory in chocolate pudding land, just north of the licorice railroad. I make gingerbread and chocolate cookies all day and sleep in a gumdrop bed.

Kids - Stay In School.

I work at GQ. She actually came down and gave all the answers by writing them in lipstick on my chest, while riding me like some amphetamine-fuelled cowgirl with tourette's. Yeah. Because that's how we do it in the GQ... uh, bitch!

she looks like she may be trying to relay this message to us:

I love me who do you love?

first, a mattress on the floor minus sheets...i'll just leave that one alone...

second, she doesn't do sarcasm well, especially when she herself said she would worry if the tabbies WEREN'T writing about her, it would make her feel like people didn't like her anymore, AND she needs to go to bed at a decent hour, but i figure the only way she will is if she's been out all night and day partying, because that's all she's good for anyway...dang, she's a highschool dropout's dream stupid and slutty, my my my, i'm soooooooooo impressed

21, that's funny LOL!

46, all you have to do to get the chance is drive withing a hundred miles of you...don't worry, she'll get to you in a day or two, the line moves quickly

*her, not you, sorry about that!

Yeah, not funny at all. At least she's trying though...I guess. To little too late though. At least her boobs are back though.

lol her face is as busted as fergie's

stop with the meth you ugly whore

Not as crazy as Lindsay calling Paris a "cunt" on video..she is insane

http://www.starkedny.com/archives/she-meant-to-say-beloved-auntreally

Not as crazy as Lindsay calling Paris a "cunt" on video..she is insane

http://www.starkedny.com/archives/she-meant-to-say-beloved-auntreally

#68, 69

To be fair, Paris Hilton is a cunt.

Onwards to Ms. Lohan. Not bad, really. Diseases or not, I'd definitely tie her up in bed sheet, toss her over my shoulder, and into a lake.

Wait...

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Looks like a set for a snuff film. We can only hope...

I used to really hate this bitch, I don't know why. Probably just jealous. But now I just feel sorry for her...her eyes look dead.

I love sarcasm...and I think Lindsay is very pretty in those pictures. But then again, I enjoy biting sarcasm a lot. Nothing wrong with a little fuck you to the naysayers. How many of you assholes have her claim to fame at age 20, much less age 30 and 40...

Is that a crack house?

I think she look pretty. She looks healthier than previous posts. Her boobs look bigger too.

I think the concept here (e.g., no sheets on the bed), was to oh-so-subtly make fun of this:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/lindsay_lohan_lounges_around_n.html

That said, if it weren't for the tabloids LL's train wreck of a career (hell, her life) would be over. Bitching about her notoriety is like bitching about the fact that she breathes air. Well. She breathes air when her nose isn't stuffed with coke.

And when did she turn into Shannen Doherty? Nice role model, Linds - look how her career turned out. You'd better make the arc from GQ into Playboy quick, before you've deteriorated in something that can't be airbrushed.

Sarcasm is the refuge of the unoriginal. Sorry, I know it's the MO here, but it had to be said.

I work at GQ and that isn't her. She was too busy to attend, so they photoshopped her face onto my body. We made up the article using a random sarcasm generator set to "teen prom bitch cokewhore". We had to cut out a few "yeah, whatever..."s and a whole bunch of "speak to the hand cuz the face aint listenin..."s but otherwise you'd never know.

And that's the truth.

I'm tellin' ya, LiLo is the present-day Neely O'Hara. Jackie Susann would be proud.

I don't know if you all know this about me or not, but I can be a little bit of sarcastic bitch once in a while, so I don't see anything wrong with what she said. Sarcasm is an artform.

In the first picture she has no ass, so doggie would be out. The 2nd with her on her back will haunt my dreams and spurt my jizz for the next couple of weeks. It's amplified by the whole photo shoot, and I'm trying to decide if it's made to look like cheap kiddie porn (only with bigger boobs) or sex slave ransom kidnapping pictures. With the tattoo'd photographer arm sneaking into frame, I'm leaning towards the latter. The hooker hair extensions are working for me, though I'd preffer the original Ann Margaret subtle red. As long as she didn't talk we'd get along fine ... becase if she opened her mouth I'd be stuffing something in it. Lindsay's C's-at-best are no match for my wife's DD's however, so I will not be splitting her in half like a hamster with my gigantic schlong any time soon.

@59 - Ferret, that was hilariously insane!

I never thought she was pretty and never understood what the big deal was about her. But I have to say since her Paris comment, I'm starting to like her a little now. I think she looks better with dark hair than firecrotch red. I can't stand the photo shoot though, especially the 2nd picture. I hate the fact that some guys think skanky = sexy.

The retarded interview is one thing, but what the fuck is with the photo shoot? Somehow I have a feeling this was all her idea. "And bring the reporters over here so I can say something totally witty and sharp and MEAN, and then when we take the pictures I want to be on a mountain of photographs of MYSELF!" I cannot in my right mind imagine a photographer who would let themselves live after conducting a photoshoot in a Motel 69: Especially For Your Skanky Whores location. Yuck.

What a moral dilemma... I was all ready to start, like her own crotch, breathing fire all over this annoying bitch. Suddenly I hear this weird knocking from under my desk. No on else is in the office as yet, the mouse problem was solved months ago, and both of my hands are on the keyboard. Looking down, I see this embarrassing, yet oddly satisfying, pup-tent in Camp Genitals down in Jeans Zipper Park. My brain fires off widely, issuing a cease and desist order to all neurons responsible for involuntary behavior. Realizing that may hinder breathing and heart activity, I stop, cursing RichPort Jr's lack of ability to formulate rational thought with his bald, Cyclops-like, blood-swelled head. Damn you trouser snake! Damn you to hell!! I scream to no one in particular. Fuck you old man, Jr replies. This is as fuckable as she's looked since it's been legal to spackle her face like newly laid drywall!!! Lamenting my own ability to rationalize, I place my coat on my lap, run to the bathroom with print-outs of Lohan, and proceed to quietly fill in any cracks between the tiles on the walls of the bathroom. Then I make it a point to shake everyone's hand I run in to. Funk that, if I have to suffer, so does everyone else.

Apparently she's also quite the whore

http://www.celebslam.com

And thank you for that, Rich. Okay, next up, we have Bryan from Wisconsin here to tell us his methods he uses when he romances big game in the wilds of the Badger State and the pleasures of going stag, if you will. More coming up on the break on "Things People Probably Shouldn't Tell the Rest of Us!"

she's a babe. you're all jealous. those are the hottest pictures she's ever done. and i'd do her in a flash. yummy.

OMG! I just put two and two together! The reason K-Earl was telling LADLES to LOOK OUT is b/c he plans to use them to scoop soup out of BLOHAN'S BIG ASS FUCKED UP BELLY BUTTON!

#87 - She's so hot her crotch is on fire!

Compared to when she was trying to morph into Paris Hilton and that starve-off phase she was in with Nicole Richie, she looks pretty damn good now. HOWEVER....that contrived, whistful, looking-pensively-into-the-distance, bedroom-eyed, pouty-lipped, fake asshat jerk-off idiot moron pose she's making annoys the everloving fucking daylights out of me.

Jrz - I agree, hence my dilemma (and shame).

Jrz - I agree as well! I hate that pouty ass doe look! It bugs the shit out of me!

Feel no shame, my son. A nice rack is a nice rack, no matter what crotch it is attached to.

LiLo and Kfed make...
Lo-Fed

Lo Cred should be.

Just pose for playboy already before you look like you're 45 in a 20 year old zone

Wow...I see another celebrity hook up

K-Fed & Ho Han!

Wedding bells are a ringing!!

*Pukes*

smells like a used diaper full of indian food.

These pictures made me jerk off even though I don't like Lindsay, and I feel bad about that.

Of course she was sarcastic...she's a fucking twat with absolutely no tact or diplomacy whatsoever. Her PR agent needs to stop defending her bratty behavior and coach her on knowing when to shut the hell up.

And her stylist should be fired for allowing her to wear jean shorts with heels during a magazine shoot.

In the second and the last pic, Ms. Lohan has splayed her legs to the point where there is a substantial gap between her thigh and her pants. If properly positioned, a guy could look into that space and see her 'gina. Or some of it anyway.

I really like to do that when I see some street bimbo accidently(?) flashing like that, but it disturbs me that I have noticed this opportunity in these photos.

I am going to take a shower now.

@86...Heehee, going stag...makes me think of the deer over at AFJ.

Any day now we'll see a photo shoot with Ms. Lohan positioned behind a dead deer, with a strap on.

Dude it's TERRY RICHARDSON who did this, so of course it's gonna look like soft core porn & be all slightly grainy.

In the first picture it looks like she about to hump pictures of herself, looking up to realize "Oh crap! I lent my strap on to Paris and she hasn't returned it yet . Damn." The strap on is the real reason Harry left Lindsay.

Fave Terry Richardson photo?
http://www.terryrichardson.com/Start.html

haha, you know guys, I kinda find this sarcastic interview funny ;p

There's some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you're the "smokinest woman on the face of the earth" -God bless him."

Hahaha

lindsey is hot, i'd do her all night long

Whenever I read the things Lindsay says it makes me sad. Like when I watch the Jerry Lewis telethon sad.

I think Lindsay is beautiful- I mean there is no denying that. Shes a young woman and shes trying to discover herself. Being sexual or comfortable with your sexuality is completely normal and healthy.I see no reason do discourage it!Just because she's a girl, if shes sexual she's a "slut"?? when guys act and poses questionably, most people think of it as sexy or just "original" but when a female does it, we scold her. Society tells women to be quiet and obedient... but i say FUCK that! and I also say thank you lindsay for also saying FUCK THAT.

These pics strike me as odd. Especially when the photographer's man-hand was in the picture and she was staring at the camera like she is about attack it. It's like a photoshoot right before the porno shoot starts.

melady2952: please see posts 102 and 104. TERRY RICHARDSON. Click link if you don't know who he is. Then buy Vice magazine.

i think those pictures are really cute :]

and i think that's a cute interview

i like how they put a bandage on her left wrist instead of just photoshopping out her cuts.

i think she looks really pretty in these pictures.

I hate that spacey face she makes when she's trying oh-so-desperately hard to look sexy.

The rolled up shorts look does not work for people whose legs are less than four feet long.

She look fat, somebody @ SNL make a program about her... :D

if my 13 year old was acting like that...

...then i w o u l d

oh i see your point :)

lol babe

"Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?"

A slightly ironic question seeing as there is still yet to be an interesting story about her in the first place.

And I think she looks like she needs me in those pictures, which I guess makes me a whore too WOOHOO!