First? On a Ho-Han comment? I feel so ashamed.

TCLTC

even if it isn't true, lindsay IS that pathetic.

She looks like a cancer victim with a bad wig.

I'd still do her. For the record.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears - it's like a hairpie buffet.

I'd pay (lie) big bucks (lie) to get in a four-way (truth) with those bizzles (not sure what bizzles are).

Happy Monday, you cocksucking racists. Mad Max and Kramer love you.

Only bad lyrics and gold teeth separate this from becoming another gansta rap drive-by. I'd like to shoot each of them nine times... you know, to build up their street cred.

Good answer Brittney...it's about the only good thing I can say about you.

and now her ex Wilmer Valderrama is hitting one of her family members....is that better or worse??

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Is she crying in that picture?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

If only we could corrall them into one room and then nuke the fuck out of said room.......if only.....

This can't be true because it would mean she'd have to have a Fed-Ex CD and not even Blohan is THAT pathetic.

I thought Blohan was still mad at ParAss for hitting on Harry Morton? Now, they're fighting over paparazzi and K-Fed? It's like jr. high for the rich and fucktarded.

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

Harry Morton is my hero.

harry morton has herpes

isn't it funny how on the first single ofher album she was bitching about paparazzi and celebritygossip columnists invading her life and writing about her and now that they care less, she's missing them.

so funny indeed.

This feud should be solved with a spelling bee between the three of them.

The most difficult part in all this is picking a side. Team Lohan vs. Team Hilton-Spears... there's just no good decision.

What's the deal with the hilarious story I heard about Hohan ODing last week (the day before she hosted that fucking awards show). Apparently she mixed coke, vicadin & heroin and got all sorts of fucked up, then decided it would be good idea to not get better and host that show, wherein she flubbed all her lines and feel down a flight of stairs. Now that's a story I'd like to hear more about. None of this high school shit, I wanna drugs, sex & overdoses baby.

hhahahhahaha This is the best day ever!! First NO ONE is here at work and now this?! Somebody loves me!! It is so funny to here Hohan bitch her heart out about the paparazzi and then BEG them to follow her.

Please, Star Magazine, please be tellin' the truth!!

Wow, now I know I am getting older... sweater dresses are coming back.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

why do i feel like i'm watching Disney Channel news whenever i come here?

Damn, Her forehead looks HUGE

http://www.celebslam.com

they're all more attractive and talented than we are

if this is true,then thats so damn sad.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

she's washed up at what? 20?

She looks like Elvis at 60 above the chest.
Does anyone pay to see her films anymore?

She looks like a beaver.

She's so ugly, untalented, and dumb.

Someone kill her already.

I don't see why anyone would want to follow these retards.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

17--you can always choose Team STD

I guess Lohan is actually one of the 8,000 who bought that cd. I'd like to see her drive around Bodymore blasting that shit. I have a feeling the locals would blast back, with gunfire...........

Gross! Doesn't she know hooking up with K-Fed pretty much guarantees she'll be spitting out his retarded babies in 9 months.

God I hope it's true; Hohan makes me ill.

and yes, she is washed up at age 20. She's about 15 minutes away from being recruited for the next "Surreal Life"

Dosent ANYONE have decent hair extentions in
LaLa Land? Anyone?

#33
We do, but the crap ones were in the same aisle as the giant tube sock dresses and black nail polish.

I am about to reach a new level of lameness and gossip about gossip blogs.

Perez Hilton posted this exact thing on his site but he did not mention it came from Star and it reads like he got the inside info himself.

ALSO, x17 has pics from the night in question of Lindsey in Paris' car with Brittney and Paris, the three of them all smiles.

These bitches are playing with the paparazzi. All the gossip sites are flooded with these three sluts.

Wow, Hohan looking like shit (as always) and wanting to hook up with Fed-Ex? Lol, she probably found that CD in the dumpster, that is were it belongs Lindsay. And you should've stayed in the dumpster as well, this is probably the best place to meet K-Fed!

You look almost worst than Britney, you're only missing two dumbass kids now. Paris will probably take you back as a friend after Kevin, just so people finally believe she is classy. (Once again, only by comparison.) Good luck, idiotic piece of shit!

#33

why is it every ghetto bird on the planet with a 15 syllable name and a minimum wage job can afford a better weave than these "rich girls"?

earlex has a monster schlong, he'll never be hurtin for poon

#23 speak for yourself there, k?

#38 YES, K-Fag, I mean lew... We believe that, reallly we do.

PLEASE let her date K-feltch. Please Please Please.

She's only got a few million bucks and he would burn through that in a month or so. THEN we would see the REAL Lohan Downward Spiral......

http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/

So Linday is one of the 100 people who actually bought that crappy cd made by K-Fed.

#42
One guess is that she got it in a gift bag, but no way - the gift bag would've rejected it.

I think he gave it to her himself, that's how he rolls wit the ladles.

Holy shit, if Lindsay Lohan were in fact one of the few thousand people that actually owns the K-Fed CD, and just happened to have it in her car during such an opportune moment... this... it's... I... priceless.

I can't believe she owns that CD...or would make it public knowledge that she owns it. She's...I...wow.

her face looks like that guy in napolean dynamite...shmexy XP

PS her fingers are fat.

She needs longer teeth and more freckles.

Bitch got Popozaoed

silly girl...
...dont let *him* go out shopping
...that's not the plan : ))

but more freckles would be good :)
always good...

just watching both

#26, I'd like to think referencing "Elvis at 60" is your way of being funny, but I'm really not sure. You know he never got that old, right?

She certainly does bear more than a passing resemblance to him at 40 or so though, yes.

If she wants more attention all she has to do is spread her beaver open like Heavens gates and let the masses trample in like troops into the swamps of the Viet Cong.

Works for me. I get mad attention.

She sucks...really HARD! I bet I can suck harder than this loser...ANYONE?

holy shit. is that a double chin?

lohan is looking more and more like her hoe mom. dumb bitch.

Lemme just fuck her pussy and ass to a pulp and throw her in a dumpster.

Her mom is nasty...her face is longer than Jay Leno's. Hey Mrs Lohan, why the long face?

...and yet...

...isnt she a talented actress?
...and the others arent?

where is the problem?

its funny the way paris and brittnay
are trying so hard to get attention
and yet
they just let themselves down
shall we shut them off?
or just let them
play themselves out? :)

time goes by... so slowley :))

Maybe lisa marie, long face, thin lips & huge forehead.. only add a shitload of freckles of course