1st?

Who cares?

...or DanYELL celebrating National Literacy Month.

PROOF:

I post something, this dumb fuck comes right behind me and makes an obsurd comment.

Fans these days, sheesh.

isn't there anyone else mildly interesting that can be posted about? I'm so sick of Lohan/Paris/Paris' stick figure friend. I mean gimme something to work with here...I need someone else to make fun of..how bout Bonaduce(sp?)...he's ripe for the pickin...c'mon.. :)

Oh yeah, Bonaduce needs to be ripped. WTF!! He must be insane...

Fish Feeders--It was right there......it just couldn't be passed up. It was like Pete Doherty saying no to that overflowing syringe of the Horse...I know, I fed it.

I throw up a toast to her.

This stupid little cunt needs to be ingesting semen. Not alcohol.

And when I say semen, I mean multiple different samples.

Wait a minute. I she already does that.

She should at least leave some of the sample on her face for the photographers to capture.

"obsurd"?

Everybody needs a friend... except Danielle.

Fucking attention whore. Seriously, why advertise that you're friend has been sober for 90 days? Who fucking cares?

Anyway, happy Girl on Girl Friday everyone.

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/11/happy-girl-on-girl-friday.html

#9. absurd, obsurd..I don't give a fuck. Is that better?

#10. AWWWW....(gag).

If anything is an "IT" it's your deformed looking ass.

It's almost impossible to enjoy this site anymore because of the constant bickering between jrzmommy and HaYtersLuvDanielle. There are some truly hilarious people posting on here (richport, Stallion, Bigjim, Papahotnuts, pinkynip, etc. etc.) but these two people keep fucking it up. It's funny every now and then, but you two stupid mother fuckers need to settle the fuck down and concentrate on being comical.

In case anyone missed it, here's Danielles heartfelt apology again:
Danielle, you should read it and take heed.

255. Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM

#252. I'm not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You're right, I shouldn't talk about other people that I don't even know. It's just that I've experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.

Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.

I didn't mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.

The truth is: I go to a university..but it's not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.

I do go to a university though, no it's not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.

I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.

I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn't want anyone to make a joke out of it.

Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry.

If you want to know which thread it came from:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/kevin_federline_and_his_person.html#comment

#13. Concentrate on that twig in your pants instead of minding other people's business, kay?

#14. Reaching back in the pass to post some absurd shit like that only proves your ignorance, not mines.

#13 I agree with you I come here to read the funny comments ripping celebutards, not listen to first graders. this "I know you are but what am I" crap needs to stop jrz, rich, and danille get the fuck off the fish and let the grownups play.

Lindsay Lohan not sober?

NO WAI

So yeah, Robin Williams totally hit that.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

@16- It's ashame that you are so useless as a black woman. At least your ancestors were hard-working field hands.

This, of course, is not surprising

http://www.celebslam.com

So back on topic...

Lindsay wearing a 90 day chip for a friend? That's like apologizing to Dick Cheney after he shoots you in the face. Backassward!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Speaking of sobriety; I intend to live without it until after Tuesday's polls close. I can't take anymore "personal" phone calls from my state senator or Laura Bush. I've resorted to reporting Elizabeth Dole's four hundred e-mails a day as spam.

I'm going to join Lindsay on the drunky-drunk-drunk train.

What a coincidence - 90 days is what I drew in the Death Pool.

Maybe I can swtich over to Nichole Richie. Although I guess there's hope that Lindsay's inevitable fatal OD or car accident happens before February.

@22 - I'll be aboard the drunky-drunk-drunk train as well... it departs in 1 hour and 15 miutes. ALL ABOARD!

Oh, and when you're drunk, cruise over to my blog and help me think of some band names, please!

#22 Funny! I got a phone call saying "Did you know that Senator XYZ supports letting pedophiles work in nursing homes?!" WTF?! I wanted to say, "Uh yeah, i am busy shaving my pussy for a night of hot sex" But alas I didn't...

Is it possible #13 & 16 is Danielle?

#19 ... isn't that one and the same? Useless and black woman?

@ 19: Jrzdaddy--SEE!! it's kinda hard to resist, isn't it? Which I have been doing all day, except for earlier on this thread where it was just sitting there, needing to be said.

Dragonbain: You need to read a little more. It's not just me, it's all of us, so don't pin all this shit on me.

danielle, this is for you:

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

#5- Bonaduce needs to be beaten like a red-headed step-child! Good call!

# 13- Word!

tomorrow, she'll be wearing my used condom ... as a tribute.

#25 and 26

Last week some dumb broad called and said, "On a scale of one to nine, how strongly do you feel about the 'Foley Sex Scandal'?" I just asked, "Is it really a 'sex scandal' if no sex took place?". She hung up.

Oh My Lord, Here is a huge secret for you- I have gotten turned on watching Bonaduce. It sickens even me, but there it is. He's just so.... mean and drunk and I don't know, can anyone help me out here????????

Commish: These are the kind of guys who I like to be outed:
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Evangelist Ted Haggard admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent.

jrz- The man's just anti-gay marriage, not anti-gay massage, gay-sex or drugs. Gosh!

#19. Did you pull that one out of your ass.?

There's no such thing as "black". There's no such thing as "race". It's just a made up term to split individuals into groups based on physical differences. I'm sure everyone on this pathetic blog shits, eats and sleeps the same way. Even your abnormal ass.

Anyone with anything other than air floating inside their heads would know that.

As far as my "ancestors" being field hands....what types of shit is that? Take your crackerjack ass back to whatever hole you pulled yourself out of. You're a fucking waste of my time.

danYell, please STFU. please? i'm begging.

#25

I'm liking "Tranxene". Or "MSIR". You know, drug names. Or use a song title from Queensryche's "Operation Mindcrime" album.

#37. I will when you do.

danYell - deal.

Girly; I had a friend whos brother was a physicist and he had built this....contraption that he kept in his basement and we all referred to it as Richard's Little Nuclear Device. If not the band's name but at least a title for your first album.

#38 commissioner- Is that song "I Don't Believe in Love" on there? Ever since my divorce, I have been thinking of that song.

#36 Danielle- If the college friends come knockin tonight, open that door, dust the cobwebs off your sluttiest shoes and GO OUT! Some guys are into verbal battery- you may get it good.

Anybody here NOT surprised? If so, consider stuffing your head in a toilet.

@39 you sound like you're 10. I used to work with people with developmental disabilities, aka retards, and it would be rather inexpensive to have you diagnosed. Insurance covers the whole thing. Sometimes people with DD can still drive and attend certain universities. Your life may get better with the proper medications.

I expect that chip to show up on eBay any second with the rest of the passé fashion accessories.

Closely followed by Madonna's new adoption.

#36 - Danielle/Old Yeller -
You say that "everyone on this pathetic blog shits, eats and sleeps the same way."
Au contraire, maybe some of the people on this pathetic blog have a colostomy. Then they wouldn't be shitting the "same way". Now would they. Back in your kennel. Good dog.

# 44 ... I think she's a hopeless cause.

Perhaps she's just hungry. Maybe just toss her some chitlins, collard greens, fried chicken, watermelon, or "whatever it is they eat".

Girly: you could go with MINDFUCK, but I don't think your band's name would get much mention over the airwaves. I doubt we'll ever hear:
"This is Casey Kasem with a long-distance dedication to Joey in Iraq, from Tammy, his best gal back home in Kansas, and this is "I Love You" by MINDFUCK."

who's the friend? her mom?

#40 :]

#42. Got it.

#44. You posted something about me before and I didn't respond. What makes you think I'm gonna start?

P.S. No sweetie..I'm 20. Can you count that high?

Never Mind. Just go back to your minimum wage job as a waitress.

gator: now see, if I said something like that, I'd get blamed for ruining the Superfish.

Girly- I don't remember. I did name a horse "Della Brown" and another one "Thunderkiss 69". (After White Zombie's big hit.)

@47 I know, but no matter how old I get I LOVE to call people retards. Especially when they are dumb bitches.

#42

I'd better "get it good" tonight, Considering Mr. Commissioner killed my mailbox and still hasn't arranged cheap foreign laborers to fix it.

Lindsay Lohan has friends?

# 51 ... lol. You can live vicariously through me and my comments at her until she tries to unleash her soul sista fury at me.

@50 Sweetie, I'm a hooker. I just sucked a midgets dick inside the subway station on State street to get enough money to hook up in this internet cafe so I could tell you to suck it. 1, 2, 3, 4, uhhhh...suck me.

danielle, you're 20? Gosh, you must have at least 8 kids by now... and don't bother to reassure us all about your "real" life, we know you have 8 kids and they live at their Auntie's house because you're too busy going to the mall and drinking Hypnotiq.

And if I were to add on to #58's comment something along the lines of..."and goin' to the clubs and your babies call the aunt (pronounced ONT)mommy and the mommy DanYELL (props to Chris Rock)....."
I'd get blamed for bickering.

Fuckity, I'm still laughing about post #50 telling Gilbs she's not gonna respond to him. A non-response response?

I don't think anyone on the Superfish likes DanYell. With good reason.

Advice: Take all 8 of your kids, a couple watermelons, and take them down to the local Klan rally tonight. Perhaps they could find some use out of you.

11 posts and no display of mental incapacitation....do ya think she got it finally? Or perhaps she went dancing with a DC Metrobus?

#38 Love that album.

62 ... lol. We could only wish. She's probably down at the local clinic popping out another Laverneous.

Have a great weekend all....except for you DanYELL. For you, I hope someone drops a house on you.

I could give a rats ass about your posts.

hahahahha. It's just SO funny how everytime I come on here, there's always little shit stained fuckers posting crap about me.

If you were to meet me in the flesh, you'd be knocked senseless. Period.

But, I guess that's how YOU people operate. You talk shit about people over the net but when confronted, your tail goes between your legs like a little bitch.

AHHhhh crackajackdaddymack, I friggin' love this site.

66 ... we don't have tails. Monkeys do though, so I for once can see your confusion.

Gatorbates is it? Uh yeah, applications for my fanclub are to your left.

Oh, goddamnit, I knew it was too good to last.

Knocked senseless from the smell or just the visual? NOT that I wanna experience either.

Now who here actually thought Lindsay Lohan could be sober for 90 days?

http://theblemish.com

here i was willing to take one for the team, but i kinda figured she wouldn't be able to keep that pie-hole shut.

danielle, you'd knock all of senseless? You must be a huge bitch. I'm sorry that's not working out for you. I've heard it's hard to keep tampons from falling out, is that true?

#69. You're right. I probably would get knocked senseless from the sight AND smell of your fugly ass. Thanks for the warning.

#71. Yup. Just like when you couldn't keep your legs shut last night. That's some lucky fucker who humped your ass.

#72. That's right, keep yapping. It only proves your shall I say "deficil" state of mind.

"DefiCIT" you pig-ignorant ball of wannabee ass-ooze. Clean out your ears. And other holes.

What the hell? "Deficit" has to deal with budgets and money you shitwad.

I said "DIFICIL". It's SPANISH for "weak".

Mind your damn business you dick sucking slut.

#72 as regards #75
This correction is no way an acknowledgement that you have a "defecil" state of mind in any form whatever.

I give up. Your stupidity is beyond me.

#76. Spanish for "weak" is "debil", you retard. And it's "difícil". Hell, you don't have a decent grasp of English, why am I surprised you can't function in another language?
Be sure to turn the gas ALL the way on when you put your idiot head in the oven.

danielle, don't you ever give up, that's not what Tupac would've wanted.

Hey, Danielle-

I also live in the DC area, and i would just LOOOOVE to see you try to come and start talking all this shit to my fucking FACE, you uneducated DC trash. They say DC blacks are the WORST in the country (possibly the WORLD) and you are definitely proving that stereotype correct. Good job. Your type of ghetto trash is why DC isn't safe anymore, and why they had to declare a "crime emergency", so get off the computer you STOLE, and get back to standing on 14th street, the other whores miss you! Hopefully YOU will be just another statistic in the DC Police's homicide files....we here at the Fish can only hope and pray, there's too much ghetto trash out there as it is...

Lavernious...lol. Funny because it's TRUE. But MY personal favorite name is....Youngjeezyia Scrappanisha. It is a real name, BTW...and now maybe I gave Danielle an name for her 10th kid...after all, I'M paying your welfare with MY tax dollars, so you'd better just STFU and KISS ALL our asses!

Sorry to feed the dumb bitch, but since she's supposedly from DC...I just couldn't resist.

PS. "deficil" is Spanish for difficult. Go clean your pussy with a live ferret you off-brand slut.

I know that I'm new to all this. I just read the comments from the last few days, and I noticed something.

You guys have been to a nice dinner party. You dress up a little. Wear the good jewlery. There's red wine, good food and GREAT conversation. But, some inconsiderate person brought their small dog. This dog is running around all over, barking for attention, barking to people it doesn't know, scooting it's butt across the carpet. It's ruining any possibility of a good conversation. That dog thinks it's the greatest thing in the universe. It's just to stupid and unsofisticated to know that it's just a dog, and it doesn't belong there.

Who does this remind you of?

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - this is what happens when you pack too many bitches into a room.

'Peeks around slightly opened door'

Is she gone?

No, she's trolling jrzmommy in the Kanye thread.

What a bitch!

Does this stupid little twat ever THINK before she does or says something in public?? Where the hell is her PR Rep?

You ain't wrong, Rich.

#83 - I just love that, especially the buttscoot. I'm gonna post it on the Kanye thread if you don't mind.

HAHAHA. Kimberwolf wrote "unsofisticated," lol. I guess that makes her one "sofisticated" bitch at this dinner party! You're all retarded!

#90 Sure sexybitch. Watch for the grammar nazi. She's got my vote for the most un-fun person ever.

It's cool, jrz. I've been a stay-at-home mom. It's rough on the social life. Just designate yourself one night a week to get away from the computer and outta (yes, I said outta) the house more often. Just a suggestion.

#26, what a coincidence.. I shaved MY pussy today too!!!!

#26, #93

No pictures

No proof

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

That is really not at all like wearing an AIDS ribbon because your friend is HIV+. That has to be the feeblest attempt at public sobriety by a celebrity since Night of the Sugartits.

#93 REPORTED!!!!

I never shave my pussy. Waxing your beaver is the only way to go.

Edna, I was talking about pet care. What are you, some kind of degenerate pervert?

#97 Really? I shave mine because it gets bristly after a few days. I wasn't gonna post pictures but it seems both Edna and the Ambassador need proof.

Honestly, there's just no trust any more.

http://shaved.funnypart.com/

#97
Really? I find shaving is just better - wax doesn't take care of the 1/8 inch bristles. (Uh, that's whiskers to you, Edna.)
Speaking of which, you might want to grab a Gilette straight-edge and take care of a toxic troll on the other threads.

And what the hell is up with the posts? The 'fish told me #98 was lost... :P

tsk tsk tsk

@76 And what's wrong with being a dick sucking slut I ask you?

#83 - Uuuhhhhh, who the fuck are you? Get off my enormous cock and stop trolling me beeotch. My fans will get confused...

#17 - Two words: Eat me

Is that growed up enough for you, dick? I swear, you can't fucking sneeze without some two bit cupcake throwing in his two cents trying to regulate. Or is it regurgitate? Fucking weed!!!!

SpecialEdBitch, OshgoshBeslut, and whoever the fucke else:

It's really a shame that you all were diagnosed with AIDS..I wish you all the best. NOT.

Oh yeah, 'dificil' means difficult in Spanish, where "weak' in Spanish is pronounced 'damn-YELL'. As in the sentence:

"That DC bitch's jokes sure are pretty damnYELL. No one thinks they're funny."

Translating can be fun!

Actually, that wasn't funny at all.

Delusional-look it up sometime.

I'd have to say that's more like Hitler wearing the Star of David....... Yes? No?

#102
Not a goddamn thing if you do it right.

Or so they tell me.

Really? Never tried it.

#105.
Rich, I think you're supposed to add "NOT" at the end of what you type to make it funny.
Just going by #104,#106 - hey what the fuck do the rest of us know from funny, right?

#110. I just have to ask one tiny little question.

Is it comfortable inside of Bitchport's ass? Just have to know. It seems as though you've permantly moved in there.

Do you plan on relocating to Jrz's ass or whoever the fuck else you find 'entertaining'?

#111
I find a great many people on this site entertaining.
Sad to say, no one will be cozying up to your giganto-rectum in the near future, in spite of the fact that putting it out for rent would probably singlehandedly solve the entire DC housing crisis, and probably a large part of Baltimore's, to boot.

Hey, even Marion Barry says that he loves your crack, Or is it "the" crack?

update...IM BORED WITH MY LIFE

I'm sorry, your mom is a gigantic rectum? Is that what you just said?

Your sentence's are poorly constructed. Geesh, don't they teach you idiots plain English at that hillbilly whitebread out of bound school of yours?

What's this I hear about you residing in Baltimore? No wonder you're so ghetto and ignorant, Baltimore breeds people of your kind on a daily basis. tsk tsk

Speaking of GIANT RECTUM's, check out today's post. It has rectum written all over it. Seriously.

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Sorry to interrupt this intellectual debate about rectums but I used to visit here in the Old Daze. I may be come back here occasionally for old times sake.
And talking about Old Times - Remember America. Tuesday - Vote Republican.
As always, the Evangelical base has proved to be steadfast and true .(If those fairy meth addicts and voice recognition so-called 'experts' would simply admit they are sinners and learn when to 'take one for the gipper' as they say at the 'Rear Entrance')
But don't worry America - in Congress the GOP are still great 'stick-handlers'. And they don't leave any page unturned .
So - how are the Invasions going ? Gr8 ! Mission accomplished.
Well. Ok. It took a shorter time to defeat the Nazi and Japanese Empires - but there are a lot of caves over there. We're still not sure which one he's in. He only murdered 3000 plus. It's not like the guy invaded Iraq or anything. This guy's numbers just don't stand up statistically.
And...let's face it. Don Rumsfeld is loved by everyone and 'Deadeye Dick' Cheney is a great hunting partner. Backed by the 'Big Guy' - The 'Dream Team'.

But then again - Where's Nader ? or Chomsky...

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
#115
I LOOOVE having my English corrected by someone who's entirely clueless as to the (ab)use of the possessive!!!
Said ignorance, babycakes, shows up in almost every fuckin' fartin' noxious post your little pee-brain emits.
It's just so richly and deliciously ironic, and I'd normally take the time to explain THAT to you, but I sense it'd be like teaching Jessica Simpson the difference between tuna and chicken - mildly entertaining for a whole, but on the whole, futile.
The plural is "sentenceS" - there's no possessive involved, you damp brain-dead pile of used colostomy bags.
Now, I assume you'll be spending the next half hour or so composing a retort to this, which will basically be a poor reworking of what I just wrote in question form, with the added involvment of my mother, being ghetto or just putting the whole thing in caps, which somehow you feel you invented or own or whatever the fuck your little schizo brain has worked up during the time you were off your meds. Don't bother, you've done it all before in every lame-ass missive you've seen fit to inflict here, so I'll take it as a given and save you the time, you toxic spoogemuffin.

#117
It does seem that the most sanctimonious and WWJD Christ channellers are the ones doing all the nasties on the side.
Kind of gives new meaning to the term "investigative probe".

Are you done? It only took you all of hmmmm... a good 30 minutes to write that lame shit.

Good thing you 'googled' those big words. Your brain probably would've exploded just at the thought of having to spell anything larger than 'cat'.

Your whore of mother must be proud. :]

#112 - The funny thing is, damnYELL is quite comfortable with me in her ass. True story.

I think it's time for us to just let it curl up and die. I mean, I love ejacualting on damnYELL's face and all (she's such a cum whore), but I'll take advantage of her right after the holidays.

#121
But can you write your initials in cursive, not morse code? One hears rumors...

Oh no! The 'curl up and die' bit. That shit is lame. Get some new material Bitchypoo.

Ejaculating on my face would be SO refreshing. Come on over, kay? You might leave with 1/2 a dick (due to the large butcher knife I'll have in hand) but do come over.

See ya in a bit?

O blaw dee . Oh blaa daaw

#97,102,104,107,115,121 REPORTED!!!! If this foul language continues, I'm reporting all of your IPs to Homeland Security. This post is disgusting, and its breaking the rules of the site that say no foul language.

Edna, I was #69 on this thread. Now lick me.

(laughing)

# 117 - You forgot - where's sanity ?

I've already done this Can some of you email theSuperficial and ask to have danielle/HaYtersLuvDanielle banned from this site.
I've told them to look at the last couple of days and read the vile she is spewing all over the place. If enough of us do this, we can be victorious.

To send an email, click on 'other' under the 'Contact Us' by Lindsay Lohan sunglasses.

There is strength in unity.

Thank God the Amish are moving in ! I thought we lost this dive.

I've Already done this. Can some of you email theSuperficial and ask to have Jrzmommy, Biatcho, Itallion Stallion, SexyBitch, Richport, ..and a slew of othe foul mannered poster's banned from this site. I've told them to look at the past couple of days and read the vile 'they' are spewing all over the place. If enough of us do this, we can be victorious.

To send an email, click 'other' under the 'Contat Us' by Lindsay Lohan sunglasses.

There is TRUTH and strength in unity.

#131
STILL hasn't got the possessive right.

Even Jessica finally grasped that tuna is a fish. Took three tries, though.

#129. Your justifications have no part in this situation. There's a little thing called 'minding your business'. I've already emailed the sponsors of this site, and the truth will come to light.

Go on about YOUR business and let the professionals take care of what needs to be done. Unless you're a detective with a law degree, I'd suggest you leave well enough alone.

My proof is above.

Thee End.

Okay bitch, you've worked my last good nerve. I'm going to troll you until you go hide under your mommys skirt.

---Not Me..check the email adress under the account.---

I know it's either sexybitch or the amish guy signing in under my screename.

keep playing games, i've emailed the director of this site with my proof and names. you can continue if you'd like but like i've said, you have been reported.

My sleeves are rolled up, I'm ready to duke it out and kick your ass off this site by any means necessary!

Even if it means ME getting banned.

You are my crusade!

---Not Me..check it's either sexybitch under the account.---

I know the email address or the amish guy signing in under my screename.

keep playing games, but like i've saidi've of this site with my proof and names. you can continue if you'd like , emailed the directoryou have been reported.

My dance card is empty. I have all night. I hope you have a strong pot of coffee brewing.

As you can see, the posts are 2 minutes a part and oops:

Where did sexybitch go?

I know it's you. You'll get banned sooner or later.

One way or the other, you're leaving.

This site proves they have to do something about the education system down there...
(But then again - I guess that's all part of the 'master plan' and the NWO.)

Okay, I give up.

I'm sorry for posing as you Danielle. It's me. I'm guilty. Please ban me and get it over with. I have NO life whatsoever.

(laughing)

You're leaving Danielle one way or another, even if you are innocent. Loser

Where did she (I) go? Did I / she win?
I'm/she's so good, I (she) scare myself sometimes!

Nice try. You already apologized.

And as you can see,

Posts are ONE minute apart. Unless I'm superwoman..that's impossible that I signed in as your pathetic self.

I'm not sexybitch, sexybitch is her own sexybitch self. Right sexvbitch?

I'm me / you / us / we / them.

That took alot out of me.

Thanks for the help "Alek"

#147
I am, in my own right.

You're amusing no one but yourself.

Sexybitch....nice knowing you. Just recieved an email, my complaint has gone through.

And just for the record, I've NEVER trolled anyone in my life.

What are you telling me for? Explain it to the authorities.

You're yourself no one but amusing .

Sexybitch..... Just recieved an email, my complaint has gone unheard. Just like all my posts.

Sexybitch stay out of this, I'll handle it.

I am SO pathetic. I think I'll go run in the street now.

I am So sorry Danielle. I am 1 of your fans.

I just yawned, but another spoon full of coffee granules should keep me going for an hour.

Okay, I give up.

(Danielle). You wanna call a truce? (sexybitch)

Do my dirty work scapegoat, do my deed, for your the one who shamed.

You're just giving me more proof.

You'll be gone soon, no worries.

tick tock

As soon as the wheel were in the air, I knew there was going to be trouble!

You need to go back to elementary to learn your A B C's

Danielle, sexybitch, it looks like we've won. It looks like I've / she's given up!

Elementary my dear Watson.

F==>

#164. If I was anymore of an asshole, I might have understood that!

State?

Thank Allah that I'm nothing but a black DC living ass bitch .

State Of Confusion!

fuck,
bitch,
ass,
shit,
damn,
cuntwhore,
slut,
koolaid,
welfare

I Love CoCk!

ass, shit, bitch, fuck, weed, whore, slut, fuckbucket, poptart!

Please stop cursing

It's unbelievable that there are people more annoying than danielle.

Great Caesar's ghost!

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

# 167,169,170 REPORTED!!!! This is my last warning!!!!

Danielle, can I take a stab in the dark and say you're American? You cant help but contradict yourself, there are no races, just ways to differentiate everyone, then what the hell are you on about class differences and working in McDonalds. Sort yourself out. Oh right, so you're going to fight whoever you meet from here? Good luck with that one, you seem to be all talk. You're typing from two accounts? Blimey that sounds a bit complex!

Oh and get this; Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed.

Clearly suceeding so far...

I sure am glad I left work early on Friday to spend the weekend having hot hotel sex. This shit is just lame.

By the way, complaining to the fish does no good. They can ban someone, but said fuckstick can then just create another account ad naseum. We've been through this before with other sacksucking cockmasters who shall remain nameless because I wouldn't want to summon their evil asses back.

Anyway, the troll will eventually go away. To repeat what has already been said many times, feeding it only keeps it around.

Cool posters: be resilient. In time, good will triumph over evil.

can't be too mad at lindsay lohan. showing off the beav, walking around all high and drunk...you gotta love the internet. when that goofy broad Mackenzie Phillips was doing it, people in Maine didnt even know

R-E-P-O-R-T-E-D.

@175 BigJim - I hear what you're saying about 'feeding'.

Here's a little something for you to brighten your spirits. Take the free tour.

NSFW

http://www.sexycanadiangirls.com/

( )

Hohan being sober for 90 days is like me being sober for 90 days. I'm drunk now. So is Hohan. 90 days my ass.

Check out www.ladyvine.com for great news

the fights just crap up the comment threads. this is a ridiculous place to fight, so anybody involved is a loser by definition. throw 'em all out.

I'm late to the party as usual over here in Ireland but I just had to say:

#80 Oshkosh! Holy fuck that was funny!

Wow, "TheTruth", you should really post as "Dr. X" since you seem to want everyone off of this site so you can have it all to yourself & take over the world. And then you'll turn this site into an even whinier, pussy-ass gay fuck palace than it already is.

Signed,
The FIGHTIN' BIATCHO... Better Know a Poster

Oh & fights don't crap up the comment thread, stupid people do.

You would think that shit was actually funny i mean, seeing as though you all talk through your asses. But that's perfectly fine.

Biatcho, seriously you shouldn't even talk. As I recall, it was your lame needle dick ass that started this shit. I can't help it if your little groupies and piss ants want to jump on the 'hate danielle' bandwagon. That's just what guilty slime whores such as yourself do.

And I totally agree with you: STUPID people absolutely crap up the threads....so stop posting.

My lame ass needledick didn't start this shit, but it did get your mommy all fucked up last night. And fucked down. And fucked sideways. And twice with a plunger, and I called her Amadou.

Keep thinking that. That's called DENIAL.

I don't think a 'tree' qualifies as being my 'mother'.

If she were to 'fuck' you as you say, she'd need a pair of tweezers just to get the damn thing up.

You should really try buying an enlargment 'thing a ma jig'. I could've sworn that your mother bought one... or two last week.

Try checking her closets.

Sexybitch makes me giggle. The other one... not so much.

#187
'What's' 'this' 'tree' 'fucking' 'thing' 'you' 'have' 'going' 'on'?

The superficial is such a great website because it offers comedic relief from everyday people like you and me.

I used to frequent this website for a laugh on break from work.

All of this ridiculous swearing fighting over message boards reminds me of when I was 13 years old and we would fight over middle school drama on the seventeen website.

How lame.

I am truly shocked as to how lame this site has become. Danielle - obviously everyone hates you. For some reason you take pride in this fact and just keep posting. Immature and lame. You want to fight over the internet? Go to some cheesy chat room or something. Not a celeb blog.

@190
Here Here!

or.
Hear, Hear! I think that's the correct one. Don't really know.
p.s. vodka is nice

#190 - I couldn't agree more. It is completely beyond a joke now. I stayed off this site for a few days cos i got so sick of it and today as i start browsing through the posts it's just all the same shit!

Please go elsewhere to do your keyboard catfights! No one is interested in what you idiots have to say anymore. Actually i'm starting to feel sorry for you guys as you must have very very sad lives :(

Post what you're going to post about the 'STORY'. Otherwise, take your ass somewhere else.

I have no clue as to who these idiots are:

LiLRach, BettyNuggs, nillawafers, carahotlikefire and D'oh. I could care less.

Never addressed you in my life. Never plan to.
Do me a favor, jump OFF the bandwagon and get hit by a car.
Minding your business would also help.

The fans, the fans.

P.S.

TO ALL OF THE LAME RETARDS WHO KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME...OBVIOUSLY YO HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING THIS DISPUTE THAT STARTED WHEN A LITTLE PERSON NAMED BIATCHO BEGAN HARASSING PEOPLE AFTER THEY POSTED THIER OPINIONS BACK IN MAY.

YOU IDIOTS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS ARGUMENT, YOU'RE ONLY ADDING TO THE CONFUSION AND YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED.

GET OFF MY BACK AND GET BACK TO YOUR PATHETIC LIVES.

194,195 You seem to think you r running this blog, oredring people off and telling them to mind their own business - it's an open blog, not your own litle world - it's YOU whose harassing everybody now and criticizing everyone who posts on teh other threads, like (yawn)- just the very thing you're accussing others of doing!! Who died and elected you queen cunt of the world? You are the nastiest person ever, so get a clue. And go ahead and report me, who gives a shit?

I'm dead to me right now.

You stupid bitch, like I told you last night, "you've worked my last good nerve".
We're just a glutton for punishment aren't we. It would be safe to say your crys for help to theSuperficial corporate office went unanswered.

I'M STILL HERE!!!

So not only are you a cunt but you're a lying, cunt.
Thanks to my iPod, I have a head full of heavy metal music and I'm ready to fight.

BRING IT ON!

That post on #197 wasn't the real danielle, it was the troll. I'm the troll.
You can't reason with a simple mind so I'm going to troll her to death or I get banned.

Sit back and watch the fun!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BULL-SHIT FROM BULL-SHITTER's. HAVE A NICE FUNERAL, YOUR LAME JOKES WILL LEAD TO YOUR MOST FORTUNATE DEATH.

I HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE ON POSER'S AND FANS.

AH, FOR 1 LAST TIME:

FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, WHORE, CUNT, JERK, CUM, DICK SUCKER, POPTART.

THERE, I NAMED YOUR OFFSPRING FOR YOU. HOPE THEY COME UP WITH BETTER COMEBACKS.

WTF How pathetic!

Are you talking to me or you?
I'm thoroughly confused.

And hit your caps lock button, you seem to be yelling.

I've got a theory.
I don't think theSuperficial hates trolls. Trolls don't really drive posters away, they keep them posting.
What they hate is poster like danielle who post
incessant mundane crap time after time. Causing problems for everybody.

You keep typing in caps danielle. That's a good way to get the Superficials attention.

Come on danielle you worthless douchebag. It's been over 45 minutes since you posted. I thought you had more fight in you than that? Remember this time in your life. You were finally at a loss for words.
You can't beat yourself. I'll always be here watching for you.

@194..I'm not entirely sure why some people insist upon wasting away their lives fighting over the internet. If I had the strength I would go through this entire thread to see how much time she has wasted on pointless accusations and lame insults. I believe it is over 24 hours of her life.

Wasted.

At first, I felt sorry. Kind of pathetic that someone needs to use a blog to gain attention, especially if this has been going on since May! Get over it!

Onward! and back to the Lohan bashing. Has anyone seen her on the Proactiv commercial? Hilarious.

No, transvestite:

I believe it is YOU who is the douchebag. Posing as moi, only lowers your credibility as well as your IQ. It also sends a statement that you have no LIFE and that the only joy you get from your pathetic existence is this lame wannabe scheme you're displaying. Danielle you are not, cuntrag slut dick rider, you are. You're also:

(RE-DICK-YOU-LUST)

Your whore housewife of a mother and coke addicted pimp of a father must be proud of you.

#205. You're just a regular bandwagon riding little whore, mind your damn business. Geesh, it's like your ass is blind or something.

Didn't I already make this statement?

So, what's up everyone.

I totally agree with you Danielle. A bunch of haters. I think your jokes are

SO hillarious. Sorry for yesterday. truce?

Just quit logging in as ME. And NO, there is no truce.

Get a LIFE.

#143 up to 209 - if you're going to post as me to wind things up, I just ask two things of you.
Don't apologize and offer a truce.
(170) And don't mention my love of the cock and poptarts together. Ick.

Everyone knows toaster strudel is the way to go.

(yawn)

Are The Superficial's boards this ridiculous? If not, then I may just post on the forum instead of dealing with this idiocy.

Something on topic... something on topic... uuuh... nope, I've already posted all I can post on the topic.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

(crickets)

#184 - Um, this is the first time I've posted on this site since the Carter brothers thread. I am only posting now because I want to make myself perfectly clear; I would never get myself involved in some dumb internet flame war. Remember, I extricated myself from the Carter thread because I refused to waste my time reasoning with such worthless human beings.

It's fun to start useless fights. It makes me forget about my own pathetic life. My life only consists of booze and cheap lays, why wouldn't I find an outlet to calm my frustrations?

I am such a loser. Cock sounds good right about now.

Yummy:]

see? thats what happens when posts have such low interest: people start fights about grammar and rectums, and others just spend their time reporting swearing.
have to admit that some of you did pretty well tho :)
danielle: you should seriously consider suicide. in your case seems to be the best choice, since your only ability is to make everyone hate you. leave the superficial, surely some association will take care of you (greenpeace has spent years trying to save seals, maybe they also worry about inferior organisms)

Aaaaahhhh. What a lovely day it is today. The birds' songs woke me up, my Bustelo coffee was fantastic, and there's lots to do here at work. To be alive... truly a blessing.

I'm not sure what's been said about Lohan, because I kind of just gave up reading the steaming pile of shit that most of the comments on this thread are. If Paris were wearing that button, it would say "90 Minutes", likely referring to the downtime she allows her over-active cooter.

I shall not feed the troll today. I encourage everyone else to follow suit.

RichPort, what a breath of fresh air you are this morning! Can I just jump on your bandwagon of joy for a minute? I went on my run at 6 this morning, came home to my husband brewing coffee and my kids still asleep, so that I was able to shower unfettered. This type of blissful, uninterrupted shower happens approximately once a week. There were bunnies and a deer in our garden. The sun is shining and a butterfly just flew out of my ass. I am craving fennel and leek soup AND I have all the ingredients to make it. Hooray! Trolls be damned, it's going to be a spectacular day!

BTW, Lohan is celebrating 90 days outbreak-free. Part of her new gig with Valtrex.

I'm in such a great mood today, too, despite a pounding sinus headache. Here is a little funny to start the day:

http://www.break.com/index/nicole_richie_street_performer.html

mrs.t and Jrz - My 6 month old decided to wake up at about the time my head hit the pillow last night, but things sure could be worse. I mean, I could hate the hell out of myself and take it out on people I don't know. Shit, I even got to work early today, an unusual feat, and my coffee tastes like a cup of fucking sunshine!

I've seen that video before, I just never put it together that it's Lionel's daughter... talented bag of fucking bones, and prettier than ever! I thought all rich people were fat. I mean, have you ever seen an anorexic Kuwaiti?

Richport and Jrzmommy sure do agree with each other a lot. Do you guys also change each other's diapers and lick the shit fromeach other's ass as well?

If I didn't know better, I'd say that you two little fuckers are 'butt bddies' or some shit like that. This isn't the Oprah Winfrey show, quit bonding over the net.

What a bunch of sissy's.

Jrz-God, Nicole looks so fat in that video. She should lay off the air and water. But, you're right, that girl can SING.

Sorry about your lack of sleep, Rich. Thank the good Lord for coffee. I'm gonna assume that you are not lacatating, so you can have gallons if you want.

Still a gorgeous day! Gonna keep smiling even though my 2-year-old is pulling on my arm while I type!

And the young adults on the Fish will just love all this kid talk, so I'm finished.

Why, there's one now! They must be logging in before first bell now. Shoo shoo little asshat!

Yeah, I don't want to bore anyone, juuuuuust trying to change the tone. I'll unleash on the next celeb douchebag when Mr. Fish decides to update, and I'll willingly dick-smack any idiots who are non-trolls. I will not respond trolls... my therapist says I may kill again if I do... shit, was that out loud? My bad...

TCLTC

Over it!!!

how about sticking to comments about the celeb posts? that'd be refreshing. might even be what the site is all about.

Good Morning, All! Did you miss me so much that the pain was nearly too much to bear?? Yeah whatever. I had a fabuolus kid- oriented weekend with no sex whatsoever. Sounds like all that went on around here was a game of who can irriate eachother the most. Oh well, never fear, I am back now...