Nov 22 2006Kristin Cavallari still a nobody

First.

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Way to be a nobody Kristin!

What the hell is she driving?

emory university is a really good school. good for them for having standards.

someone needs to contact them and tell them East Carolina University (ECU)is totally where they need to be. degrees are hand printed on bar napkins there. most students there double major in binge drinking and date rape.

Emory? Maybe try for Arizona University again.. Go Nerds - nerds nerds nerds!

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They'd probably just ruin the movie anyway. Hollywood's excellent for that.

Moreover, I love how they guy in the first picture of her after the break is totally staring at her ass.

But she looks so important...

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1, 2, 3, 4 ...sorry, I am just counting the different ways I would soil her.... 5, 6, 7, 8, ......

That is one of the oddest ways to get into an automobile I have seen.

Yikes, be careful not to sit on the emergency brake... on second thought, that could get fun!

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Generally, aren't remakes make of films that were GOOD the first time around?

check out the hello kitty bra or bikini top in the second pic after the jump. classy...

She's faking that she's talking on the phone. SRSLY.

it's scary that people actually watch laguna beach.i didnt even know who this chick was until the second paragraph.

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now not bringing up the issues from the posts of the last few days....but.....isn't Emory a black university? what kind of fucking movie is one little white girl on a campus full of black men going to be about?

She is a no talent ass clown that looks like a monchichi. Go away already!!!

Nope, wait, I think I'm high. Maybe it's not. Well, if it WAS.....hubba!

What the hell's in that cup she's drinking out of? A urine Sample?

#16 #18
Why don't you just go away? Who the hell cares if it's a black university? Where do you come up with this shit? Good job trying to act like you are scholarly, you idiot.

Doesn't jr need some parenting?

#14 - I agree. Every goddam shot looks posed.

#4 - hey, take it easy on my old alma mater. My undergrad degree happens to be printed on rolling paper, not a bar napkin. And I minored, not majored, in Date Rape because roofies weren't invented at the time. Damn kids today have it so easy.....

Nice arm zit on the third picture.

"She is like so not popular. I totally like friggin' think that she's like so using up those borrowed 15 minutes of fame. I totally like am so surprised that there are photog's actually like interested in taking her friggin' piture. I like so am not speaking to her anymore. She's like such a totally fugly slut whore. No more comments, you're ruining my mascara".--Kristin's mommy*

She has really nice feet. I'd love to suck on her toes

i'd hit it six ways from sunday.

#17. I have no idea who this girl is so I don't really care, but THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MONCHICHI'S!!!

fakest ever paparazzi shots. i hate those staged 'oh im just getting some coffee' pics

She may be a nobody, but I'd still do her--twice

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Monchichi oh so soft n' cuddly!

jrz: I think that'd be a pretty fun movie to watch, actually. What I'm picturing wouldn't look much like Revenge of the Nerds, though.

But seriously, why in the name of Jesus Christ on a pogo stick was anybody even thinking of remaking Revenge of the Nerds? It was painful enough to watch the first time around... I'm glad this got shitcanned.

And Kristin Cavallari is just another dime-a-dozen stupid blonde "actress." Next!

ha ha!
dumb bitch
what a star fucker

Well, you bothered posting about her, so she must be somebody. I've never heard of her. I'll give her credit though. She can get into a vehicle without flashing her hoo hoo, which is more than anyone can say for Lohan.

Emory University is not a black university. The movie had to be pretty horrible and disgusting if Emory was willing to have Road Trip filmed there, but not this. YAY for my alma mater.

She sure seems happy about talking on a cell phone. I don't wtf the deal is with women and babbling on those goddamn things. I am seriously getting tired of having their pointless bullshit as a soundtrack wherever I go.

she's nothing special to look at, she couldnt even break the top 25 hottest at my HS grad class.. even in the early 90s.

I don't care if she is nobody, she is hot. She is one of those that I don't care if she doesn't have talent, I want to see more of. Well...at least for another year or two. After that, I'll be cool.

and what the fuck is she wearing? didn't she make any money off Laguna Beach? oh wait, did I just say Laguna Beach as though I knew what the fuck it was?

you'd think if she was going to stage a bunch of fake "i'm all happy and talking on the phone" photos she'd at least make an effort to look good in them

Thank you for this post. I'm so tired of people acting like Kristin Cavallari is a celebrity. I go to Emory University, and we're happy not to have D-listers from MTV reality shows infiltrating our campus. Now if they ever want to remake a real movie starring real actors (preferably hot male ones), I'm down with that. Or maybe they could shoot an episode of Grey's Anatomy here; we do have a hospital...

"I sex her!"
-One of the countless Borat knock-offs

(even though Borat himself was a rip-off of that dude from that website)

Hmmmm... just imagine her and Michelle grinding their juicy mounds together...hmmmmm...

I'd hit her...with a shovel...in the face

You know your star has fallen....when you drive a golf cart.

or she's just eccentric.

But I don't think so.

She's hot enough to be famous

i heard she had a nude scene in that movie...it's a bummer we'll no longer see it...

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They canceled it? That's almost proof of god.

I'm surprised no one has commented on this: her fingers look like Vienna sausages. And those nasty black nails make them look worse. A real shame, too, because other than that she's hot.

Anyone commenting care to divulge what television shows they've been on?

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Got it, we're all nobody's too. We just don't have the luck of getting photographed for being a nobody, like her.

#48 I was once in a documentary called " Orgasms are REAL Ladies" and had to... you know - dance around a bit.
But I don't usually put it in the Resume. It was sort of a cheesy 'Believe it or Not' thing even though it's often on Discovery and SPICE (after 12).
Needless to say - this gal is a cutie and she seems to know how to drive a golf cart. Like wow...

I am SO sick of hearing about this nobody.

Well, now that I think about it - I should have never mentioned that doc.
I mean they brought in this so-called expert who called the 'G' spot - 'Area 51' because no one had ever found it. And in the background you could hear the crew swearing they saw it on X-Files. It just wasn't very 'professional' as they say in the industry.
I mean it's just not a production I'm proud of.
But # 48 - Thanks for asking !

Whos that kid? She looks like a Mixture of Tori Spelling (horse face) and Pam Anderson (red top, looks like Pams swim suite)

She looks like one of those ugly-assed girls in shopping malls who walk around in groups with her friends, and ALL of them are ugly as hell, but among their group she's the least repulsive and so now she has delusions that she's sexy or something, and that all guys want to have sex with her. Although I have no doubt that many men would be willing to have sex with her, it's not a mark of accomplishment on her part, as many men are probably also willing to have sex with a pocket pussy.

There's always porn...

In fact, for her, there's only porn.

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If Kristin wants to be a "somebody", all she has to do is lose 50 pounds, deny losing it, hang out with Paris Hilton, get in a feud with Paris Hilton, make a perfume, dye her hair black, then back to blonde, make a flop of an album...

see, being a "shit-girl" is really quite simple.

I think I will be next.

The bitch Lauren from The Hills is waaay sexier, though equally stupid.

WHO IS THAT AGAIN?

What a coincidence. I was just reading dirt on Kristin at this site:
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=1926
(June 06 interview with Tawny Kitaen)
"Do you feel bad for people like Nick and Jessica, whose divorce ends up being fought through the tabloids?
They did it to themselves. These were two people who strove for attention. Who was really talking about them before this happened? Also, I have a little secret about the girl Nick was supposedly dating…

Kristin Cavallari?
Yes. I owned a store called Tawny K. We were painting on a Sunday and I get this call from these four girls from Laguna. They’re begging me to please just let them see the store. So I did. When they start to leave, I get this feeling something’s wrong. My boyfriend stops one girl and she’s got merchandise in her purse. The three other girls start hauling ass. I call the cops and when the girls come back, they’ve got pants, underwear, tops. They take them to jail, handcuffed, the whole thing. I don’t press charges. Cut-fade, two weeks ago, there’s a split picture of Jessica on one side and this girl, Kristin, from Laguna Beach, on the other and my daughter is like, “Oh my God. She was the one who stole from your store.” And now she’s this big thing. "

all i want for christmas is kristin cavallari

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#53 ROTFLMAO Well said!!

if she's STILL a nobody then why do you continue to post news about everything she does?

hmmm...maybe cuz she's NOT a nobody
i think shes cool and the rest of you can
f--- off

Kristinwhat? Cavawho?

I don't know who this person is supposed to be nor do I care.

I'd fuck her.

No, I only take it in the ass, and she's not packing man meat, so I'll have to take that back.

Details, details, ...

I almost shit myself when i found out she was going to be in '88 Minutes' Thank god that was shut down too! Wow.. she really is a nobody xD Hopefully it will remain that way

who? i've never heard of her and don't care