Nov 6 2006Kirstie Alley wears a bikini on Oprah

FIRST!!!

What's that stripe running down her gut?

Oh yeah -- TCLTC.

FIRST!!!

What's that stripe running down her gut?

Oh yeah -- TCLTC.

I could have used a little more cowbell

FIRST!!!

What's that stripe running down her gut?

Oh yeah -- TCLTC.

it's where they removed a retard named JoBoo by c-section

FIRST!!!

I'd hit that at least twice.

TCLTC!!!

at least she looks a lot better

Oh, Lawdy! It is surely the end of times.

She hasn't just lost weight--she's apparently lost her dignity as well.

http://glossedover.com

Not bad for such a fat cow.

it was a very heart-warming and affirmative time, for all real women with curves, until a spark flew out from her grinding hippo thighs and lit the whole stage on fire

Wow.... How...attractive...
She's hot is a sort of "She's pretty when I'm drunk and I'm pretty fucking drunk" sort of way.
What the hell, I'd use the old Black and Decker wiener trowel and spackle her.

if only oprah had stripped down to a thong right next to her

What a waste of good flesh.

Who's taking bets 'JoBOO' won't be back!

Oprah looks like she'd enjoy a little Kirstie Muff Pie. Not that there's anything wrong with that- it would be great for sweeps week, and I, myself, might even consider watching for once.

13th!!!! Yippie Yay!! I'm a righteous poster - aren't I impressive and super cool?

There is absolutely NO WAY in hell this liar was 220 lbs, 5'8" at her highest weight, and therefore, there is NO WAY she is now 145 lbs at 5'8" now after losing 75 lbs.

At best, she was 310 lbs at her heaviest and is now around 210 ... TOPS!!! I dare her to prove she weights 145 lbs ... like on the Howard Stern show or something. DARE!!!!

Can I say that I greatly dislike Oprah? And this is the reason. She always has dumb shit like this on her show. Trying to affirm that being happy with yourself is okay and shit. Now if she had Nicole Ritchie's twig like body in a bikini, that would be something to see.

Hey, at least she lost some weight. I think she looks fab!!

Oh, and I am impressed that I'm not seeing any stretch marks. I wonder if she got a spray-on white tan a la Eva?

17th rather!!! I cannot believe I am 17th out of what is likely to be around 200 posters on this story!! Amazing!! What are the chances???

*** puke ***

I love seeing women that were once hot gain a lot of weight then lose the majority of it and try to show off their body like they are once hot again. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

And Kirstie Alley is a well- known Nose Powderer.

crap - 25th????

I like to convince her she was too skinny and watch her pile the pounds back on.

27th??

26th?

OH MY GOD!!! Dear Diary: I was the 26th poster to this bullshit story on some sad celebrity today at this cool website!!! Gotta run over to YouTube now!!! Bye Bye!!!

#17- you said it. 'Be happy with yourself the way you are!' when she herself has tried everything but bariatric surgery to get skinny. Maybe Kirstie makes her feel thin or something. Frankly, if was worth as much moolah as Queen O, I think I could find some more constructive ways to boost my self-esteem.

I'd plow this, definitely, and do lines of blow off her ample buttocks.

oh yeah MILFs RULE!!!

PS: I bet if she took off that underwire push-up bra, her nipples would be looking at the floor! (God, I'm catty!)

See what drinking Scientology koolaid can do for you?

Good for her. I give her props for dropping the weight, and then fueling Oprahs's lesbian desires by doing the bikini thing.

I am confused by her happy trail though. Looks like a Ferret tail sticking out of her bikini.

Barbado- I don't have any blow, but I'm sure good with the 'suck.' If you like MILF's, I'll let you do lines of cheez-whiz off MY butt.
Just offering...

The longer I look at that last pic the more think Oprah probably fucked her after the show.

PS - I think the happy trail thingy is actually a tassle thingy.

Whoever says they would "hit it" ... I have an ugly, fat cousin you would probably hit as well. Yeah ... show us Nicole Ritchie in a bikini any day over this delusional trainwreck.

Another limerick:

There once was a chick on Cheers
Who served all the customers beers
But she ate so much food
And never, ever poo'd
To lose all that weight would take years.

The trail is the seam in here girdle support hose.

It really looks like Oprah is gonna attack her pussy!! All the hot ladies on her show and this is who she wants to eat!! There is something wrong with that cunt

And Kirstie, your tryin to hide your bumpy thighs under your tacky "cover-up"

Oprah Likes Coked-Up Pussy

The happy trail is a microphone wire, I think.

She's the only 50+ fat bitch I'd drill.

Maybe she should swallow more semen. I hear it helps with weight loss.

She still weighs about three times as much as Nicole Richie. What a cow.

#39 However Oprah will have satisfied her already and she won't need no stinking gator :(

To all the guys on here who keep saying "I'd hit it"...

I never knew there were so many African-American posters on here!

There's no way in hell she's 145 lbs. No way! Maybe her left leg weighs 145, but not the whole Kirstie.

Remember Mr. Rogers (from "the Neighborhood")? He weighed 145 lbs. Kirstie is a Mr. Rogers and a half, at least.

#42 pinky_nip Yo, props on dat. Word.

there's a giant angry red surgery scar and bunched-up flesh under her bikini, from the "we need a stronger winch!" tummy tuck. that's got to be the single worst april fools sex moments, when somebody like kirstie gets naked. talk about vanity - try to look great in a dress, and put all the unspeakable living waste down by the pussy. thanks, doc.

eh, she doesn't look that bad. not great, but not life-scarring or anything.

however, she doesn't weigh 145 pounds. i'd actually guess closer to 165. she looks alright tho.

all you chicks who are bitchin at her need to get a life. don't try to tell me you don't have that totally sweethearted pudgy friend.

She makes Oprah look thin by comparison. Here we go again. As she did before, Kirstie will show off her less-sizeable ass and cash a bunch of checks from Jenny Craig. Then, three months from now - after Turkey Day, Christmas, New Years, and a new Sonic opening on her street corner - she'll be fat as ever. Then we can all get on the roller coaster once again as she does a public mea culpa, re-ups with Jenny, and dupes a bunch more people into not calling Richard Simmons.

#16 - right fucking on. There is no way in holy hell she weighs 145lbs. I'm 5'7" and weigh between 145-150 and I look a hell of a lot thinner than she does. DUDE. LOOK AT HER LEGS. THEY'RE LIKE TRUNKS.

Moreover, Oprah is 5'7" and weighs 150lbs and she looks way thinner than Kirstie Alley. Listen, I'm all for weight loss but bitch was lying.

She looks good. *shrugs*

Oh yeah. Definitely hit it. I bet she is a screamer! MILF city.

I think she not only looks great, but I commend her on doing this the healthier way than getting gastric by-pass surgery.

She also did it over a long period of time, which indicates a lifestyle change rather then a diet. Good for her!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Oh, and for a good laugh, check this out: http://x17online.com/celebrities/pissed/the_young_the_restless_eric_braeden_is_old_c.php

Run the video. Funny old man! I'd love to go rounds with this Bob Barker on steroids.

I think it's great that she lost that much weight, but there is such a thing being, shall we say, over-confident?

And wow, I had know idea that Oprah was that thin again. You know Oprah is thinking to herself, Ha ha, I'm skinnier than you, I'm skinnier than you, nanner nanner naaannerrr!

"Kirstie says she searched far and wide for a pair of pantyhose to wear under her bikini. She finally found a pair without a center seam but didn't realize they were "low rise.""

That line is the seam from her GIRDLE PANTY HOSE!!!!!

Check out the Oprah Show (see link on Superfish story) for more comments on WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT losing 75 pounds after weighing at most 220 is (see the supposed facts on the story on the Oprah site). And YES IT IS Oprah's responsibility to cross-examine Kirstie on these facts. Especially after Oprah ripped apart that poor drunkard author, publically humiliating him world-wide and nearly sinking his literary career.

GET HER ON A SCALE OPRAH!!! THAT'S WHAT WE WOULD RATHER SEE!!

What Opera is really thinking is "I love white meat. Can I get that in extra crispy with some hot sauce?"

For some reason, the phrase "flesh tuxedo" comes to mind. That, and "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".

Her skin does look smooth and firm-but I agree with everyone on the weight lies. 145 my ass. I topped ot at 200 with my last pregnancy and I'm 5'9". Still looked thinner than she does at '145'. Just tell the truth, yo. You lost a lot, you look way better, give the people the numbers.

I have one word for you, Kristie: FETTUCINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of you are homo. i'd hit it. maybe twice

www.carpemundus.com

Finally! Somebody new to tear up.

She's still got tree trunk legs. Gah, go back to the gym for another year.

http://onlyinjest.com

wow, just look at what eating hamburger alfredo everyday can do to a girls figure!

Ze goggles -- They do nothing!

http://www.celebslam.com

LOL...props for losing weight IF she did it through hard work. No props at all if she paid for lyposuction or gastral bypass.

One point...why not show your ass Kirstie? Afraid it is still a cauliflower like mess? Women who still aren't sure of themselves in a bikini ALWAYS wear those veil like wraps to cover their big butts.

Kirsty Kirsty Kirsty. When i watched you on the weight watcher adds i thought to myself she aint bad for a chick with a bit of meat on her and for her age. Why did she have to do this? Why. Please put your clothes back on now.

For anyone who is interested, Perez Hilton is now censoring comments on his site. Apparently he didn't like the reaction he got for 'outing' Doogie Howser.

Did anyone hear this cow claim her highest weight was 219? What a load... my mom weighs that and, at 5'6, looks better than she ever has. I'm ashamed to be from the same state that claims this worthless piece of crap.

Yes, I made an account just to bitch about that

your mom weighs more than that...i got a scale in my matress

www.carpemundus.com

Sorry, this is just wrong.
Someone call the PETA, they should not dress and shave a bear like that...

Oprah, you've got some mother f*in splainin' to do!

Yes, she looks a lot better than she did. Not bad considering where she started and her age.

She's still a Scientology freak.

I really hope she's not done with the weight-loss & working out yet. She's still got a ways to go.

#58 & 67 - so does your mom according to that same scale

you are the homo - no one is a homo because they don't want to hit that tub of lard

don't try to hide it by saying you'd hit it ... maybe twice *puke*. If you can do that without puking your guts out after realizing your mistake, you are desperately deluded.

bring it on

#67-carpemundus: clicked on your link, because I have no impulse control. I recognize the celebs, except for the three people comprising what I'll call "Team Chin" in the first shot. Seriously-are they entered in the Chin Olympics, or on the list for chin reductions?

"Basically you'll be getting your daily dose of testosterone."

#67 - you really shouldn't be insulting people's mothers, then posting your personal website address. You are obviously a homo-phobe. What a hypocrite - your going out of the way to proclaim you do not pander homonista commentary and you supply plenty of testerone so clearly reveals your hidden fears of being exposed for your own homosexual tendendancies.

You are overdoing it. Get a clue. That type of behavior is so blatantly revealing. Most people learn that early on ... that either puts you in the class of challenged, or just to young to know better yet.

Now what were you saying about someone's mother?

It's a pic of carpenundos and his two sisters - it's the family chin. Those are the only friends he has. They look kind of chummy don't they?

And furthermore, carpecocksuck, is that YOU in that first pic? Dude, where are you getting your testosterone? You should not be offering to give a daily dose to anyone-you need every drop to save you from turning into Barbra Streisand. I'm not saying that's you for sure, but that guy definitely LOVES the cock.

Oh yeah: Welcome to The Superficial. Now get the hell outta the closet.

Uuuhh... in the last picture, she looks like she has a fucking package in her bikini bottom... not cool. I'd hit that... with a fucking I.E.D.

Good for her! Doesn't Harpo hate hamburger meat though?

yo carpe ... why so obsessed with homos, homos, testosterone, brokeback mountain, estrogen, coming out of the closet, sports news, and homos?

you do look like a flaming homosexual in that pic with your fag hag sisters. Those couple of indiscretions in your earlier teens have manifest themselves in a full-blown smell you just can't get rid of by posting a homemade website about sports trivia and bashing gays.

RichPort- I was trying not to look at that bulge too hard.....mentally chalked it up to extra thigh skin that her stylist taped up in there at the last minute. "Sweetie, I swear to god, no one will notice. Just keep waving this veil all over the place and pray that Oprah doesn't stare at your crotch."

She looks a lot better. Let's see what you all look like when you're her age.

ferret-

the line stretching over her belly is the center seam of her pantyhose. go to oprah.com for all the disgusting details and for a really nasty close up of her face.

know why you don't see any marks? the bitch wore pantyhose! so much for baring it all! geez...

and to add - you also refer to disgusting shit, sucking and highlights on your website, carpe. all the stetson in the world won't cover that smell.

145? Maybe on the moon. She looks more like 170-180.

bob - are you just ever so slightly obsessed with homophobes?

at 5'8" I'd say 220 TOPS ... and not a pound less. Who's gonna come out and say they weighed over 300 pounds? She's fairly tall. But if you go and lose all that weight, be honest about it. Non-disclosure is one thing, misleading facts are another.

no i just think carpe is an ass. No offense to homophobes.

i ever so slightly think carpe is an ass - and do you think maybe you, biatcho, are ever so often getting into other's people's business? seems so - now crawl back into your hole.

K.A. pops a boner while being oogled by Okra.

now watch biatcho defend the flaming carpe. go biatcho go!!! find someone worth defending - not just the underdog.

I'm not defending anyone you fucking reject. If you're going to make fun of somebody, have at it, just make it interesting and borderline sexually harassing. I was merely pointing out that you are talking to yourself basically and you sound whiny. and boring.

and guys named bob (odenkirk withstanding) are generally child molesters with mustaches or prison-pussy goatees.

Yes it's very sad, but at least we can always remember the good times:
http://www.sportslegendsphotosinc.com/prodimages/Famous-Beauties/KirstieAlley.jpg
The smaller times:
http://members.aol.com/impman/kirstie.jpg
Oh, how we do miss them...

I'd give her a solid 185 -- there ain't no way in hell she weighs 145 -- NO WAY....why bother if you can't tell the truth? I'm as tall as her and she is enormous!! She makes Oprah look like Nicole Richie! She had to be a good 250 before....She fify-five-fuckin years old....she needs to get over herself!
Somewhere a beach is missing it's whale....

Biatcho - I agree, 'bob' is an unfortunate name for a homophobe... kinda like call a laying a paraplegic at the front door and calling him 'Matt'. Or calling Heather Mills "Eileen". You know, fucked up like that.

mrs.t - That thigh skin comment made me up chuck my meal, partly because it's probably true... I'm hungry again, weed'll do that to you...

Nice try, Kirstie. You're still too fat.

Let's see something after you drop another 75 lbs, piggy porkchops.

yeah, Rich, BOB stans for Boy on Boy and requires you to be a card carrying member of NAMBLA. (Again Bob Odenkirk withstanding.)

bob, relax.

It seems like everytime something gets posted the comments degenerate into pathetic infighting. You'd think it would be amusing, but it's getting old.

As for Kirstie, OMG that is one giant FUPA. She needs to get that shit sucked and tucked.

bob, relax.

It seems like everytime something gets posted the comments degenerate into pathetic infighting. You'd think it would be amusing, but it's getting old.

As for Kirstie, OMG that is one giant FUPA. She needs to get that shit sucked and tucked.

Why is this a big deal? She's still fat.

I thought fat girls in bikinis was Maury's domain.

Holy crap #92 I have never seen those photos before i must be to young or something... i see what you mean though
lest we forget

Oh god, please Heff, don't allow her to do Playboy.

For sake of my eyesight, don't do it.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#13

And slapped Kirstie's ass, too. Right?

*vomits uncontrollably*

And Oprah is a glorified publicity stunt. Her show isn't as 'righteous' as it once was and has degraded to a really, quite frankly, stupid show.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

(you hear the toliets flush sound in the backround) *wipes mouth* wow..that was...(runs back to bathroom)

Is it too late to join Al Queda?

I think I might like to live in a society where women don't do this kind of thing, EVER.

(then go live in Iraq!)

Uh, heh heh...we just invaded to bring our "democracy" there. Too late.

Ugh.....what the fuck is wrong with our society (as I can't call this "culture")?

Acts like this are like the friggin' money shot of daytime TV. For like, what, a year and a half, we've been hearing in the tabloids that she's fat, then she does the sitcom about being fat, and then she did those annoying ads for Jenney Craig, and now, on Oprah, we get THIS.

All of them work in tandem to deliver a pile of nothing engineered to fuck us all over.

Everybody wins
–the tabloids,
–the network for a season,
–Jenny,
–Kirstie
and then a ratings spike for Orpah as we finally see this whale in a bikini. The whole system profits, based on a total fabrication.

Just like 911

BADA-BING!

Seriously, if you want to read something important, Sandy West, the drummer for Joan Jett's former band, the Runaways, died a couple weeks ago. Go read about a wonderful person :(

http://www.rocketcityrecords.com/sandywest/

And scroll down a little here:
http://www.joanjettbadrep.com/

Is it too late to join Al Queda?

I think I might like to live in a society where women don't do this kind of thing, EVER.

(then go live in Iraq!)

Uh, heh heh...we just invaded to bring our "democracy" there. Too late.

Ugh.....what the fuck is wrong with our society (as I can't call this "culture")?

Acts like this are like the friggin' money shot of daytime TV. For like, what, a year and a half, we've been hearing in the tabloids that she's fat, then she does the sitcom about being fat, and then she did those annoying ads for Jenney Craig, and now, on Oprah, we get THIS.

All of them work in tandem to deliver a pile of nothing engineered to fuck us all over.

Everybody wins
–the tabloids,
–the network for a season,
–Jenny,
–Kirstie
and then a ratings spike for Orpah as we finally see this whale in a bikini. The whole system profits, based on a total fabrication.

Just like 911

BADA-BING!

Seriously, if you want to read something important, Sandy West, the drummer for Joan Jett's former band, the Runaways, died a couple weeks ago. Go read about a wonderful person :(

http://www.rocketcityrecords.com/sandywest/

And scroll down a little here:
http://www.joanjettbadrep.com/

Sorry about the double post.

Tom loves the cock. Is it still cool to say that around here?

Fuckin' Scientologists.

Oprah certainly seems to appreciate the view.

http://www.HolyCandy.com

Sid - Just one dime in the jukebox baby.

And if anyone needs a quick 'politicalization' for the vote tomorrow - check out #117 on the last 200 plus Lohan thread.
Your internet pal-
Binky
(OK - I thought I was leaving too. But DanYell was at least smart enuff to change it's name to *bob* so my faith in the American education system has been restored.)

bitcho and richport - sad that the only retort you can come up with is a ridiculous insult. And I have no idea who DanYell is because I don't spend every minute of every day on this site as you regular posters do. Get a life people. It's the best advice you will probably get all year.

I merely pointed out that no way kirstie went from 220 to 145, and that the flaming homophobe who posts his homophobe website on his insulting posts is a deluded hypocrite who needs to get a clue.

...but then again...

Them's some BIG thighs.....

And what the fuck is up with her non-chin? Lipo, Kirstie. Chin tuck... Something. Anything. Just for the love of all hateful cunts like us, do something about your non-chin.

Fuck.

*bob* - a person with no arms and no legs tossed into the ocean.

oh ... that bob is really danyell!! oh maybe not!! he floats in the ocean with no arms and legs! get a life really - but then again this probably is your life. Maybe when you are old enough to drive you will see how ridiculous it is to spend so much time posting on this website. sad.

Hell to the no you aren't me. I haven't been on here since this morning..... so you know that's a lie, (sexybitch).

Leave rich and jrz alone, they have sworn off trolls, no use it wasting your priceless time.

Nice try 'bob'.

For some reason I feel like eating 10 BK stackers now.

Mr Chicken,
http://www.riflechicken.com

Those caps are flattering. She actually looked like the Blob. Or Homer playing the blob.

this chic needs to keep her clothes on. who the fuck wants to see some 50 year old bitch in a bikini?!

Well #119
Obviously 'fuctheworld' - doesn't need to buy a vowel, but a person with that panoramic vision should be familiar with the term 'MILF'.
Like try 'Stacey's Mom' etc.
(In the summer I was with two divorced women with four kids. Neither knew what a MILF was and they wanted me to explain it to them... After an awkward long pause...hummm...I figured I'd rather talk football. 'Oh - Don't worry about it - sorry I brought it up.')

and she coulda had a role on another austin powers - toyt fat bastards fat bitch.
Oh, the career building opportunities shes wasted

Actually, just kidding - I told them what a MILF was and then there was a really, really, more awkward pause.
(And after that of course, I assumed they were gay)

Hey *bob*:
"Maybe when you are old enough to drive you will see how ridiculous it is to spend so much time posting on this website. sad."

Just exactly how many posts have YOU made today, just on this one thread?

Also, I'm all for fat people losing weight; however, shouldn't there be some sort of law mandating a maximum weight allowance for appearing on TV in a bikini?

Yeah #122 when you tell them what a MILF is - according to the pornos - that's when they que the music...
Awkward silence just isn't filmable unless there's heavy editing.

A couple of you saying you or someone you know is 5'6" and 200+ pounds and look better than this? Um, sorry, you're delusional.

As far as kirstie Alley, she looks okay. She's 55 years old, it's not like she's trying to land a career as a thong model.

There's a simple explanation for her appearance: She's turning into a manatee.

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON

:-?

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

shit-a-brick... the yoyo has bounced back. For how long, though??

oh yes, and a political statement: USA, vote well today!!!! Chance for change (or not? Maybe it is true: the West lives in Demonocracy...?)

And anyway, thank God it's not another post about Lindsay Lohan. Or Paris or Nicole. For once.

Sandy West would have been worth a post, but no one here except sid would have known who she is.

Show us your ass, Kirstie.

I love Kirstie Alley; she's hilarious. She can prance around in her bikini all she wants. It's awesome that she lost so much weight.

I'd do her. She's a MILF now. Too bad she's still a scientologist though.

Those clips are really from Oprah ?
I thought they were from the new 'Girls Gone Mild' DVD.

If my Doris looked like that I would send her straight back to the gym. There is still a lot of work to do.

#125- I'm sure if the opportunity presented itself, she would jump at the chance.

#110 - The only time I start shit is when someone spends 20 posts on complete inanity and brings nothing to the table (or when I'm just feeling mean and fucked up). Your point about her not being 145lbs is dead on; you should have built off of that. But to spew endless vapidity only invites assholes like myself to have at you. That said, everyone, including myself, is fair game (just like when you went after carpemundus). See? Grow a spine and have some fun with it. Some of my biggest laughs here have come from others kicking me in the balls.

I'd do her for an entire weekend, going through an entire case of lube, then brag about it for weeks after. 55? With money coming in regularly? Hell yeah! I mean what else is there to do over the winter in Maine?

To quote the late great Frank Zappa, the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'!

i had the distinct misfortune of seeing this. I was home sick and tuned in and there it was....all jiggly. I haven't fully recovered.

Did the lice infestation from last week on the superfish end yet?

It seems so... though some may argue we are the lice...

Watch, she's gonna be on the cover of that RAG of a magazine, PEOPLE, with the caption:

"Kirstie Alley: Is She Trying to bring the Sexy back?"

She looks great, by the way, and it's better that hearing Carnie Wilson whining on Oprah again...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

#123 - you will notice i'm not on here every day commenting on every thread - this story, however, is laughable insofar as Kirstie Alley expects the public to believe she went from 220 to 145

#135 - fair enough - but why on earth would you get off on someone kicking you in the ballls when you have a valid point about something - hard to believe you find that fun. Carpe needed a wake up call.

PS--that line up her belly is something about her "stripper hose" that she was yammering about, a seam or something. It was hard to hear over my convulsions and vomitting.

*bob*, why do you come here? To ponificate or to find humor? I come here to laugh, not to tell the world how much I know about fucking celebs. I could really seriously give a fuck about most of them. I just think many of the posters here are pissers... and the 'kick in the balls' thing is an analogy. The technology has not yet been invented for my balls to actually be kicked over the internet...

I question the intellectual ability of some of you (probably men) who ridicule Nicole Ritchie for being a twig and then calling Kirstie Alley fat. You probably haven't even seen a real woman naked in your lifetime. Many of you called her fat 75 pounds ago. She loses weight and you still rip at her. Women can't win. No wonder Nicole Richie is a twig waiting to die - women do not get a healthy self-image from a lot of stupid men.

And don't bother flaming me : I don't care.

Speaking of getting kicked in the balls, the last pic looks as if Kirstie got kicked in the balls...and then they swelled up a little.

#143 - As a man, I resent that...I think Nicole Ritchie is a fat, too.

Thirstie Alley is a great example of the fact that $cientology doesn't work. She's spent all this time and money in the "church" to become an OT, which supposedly gives her power over matter, space, time, gravity, etc... If that were true, don't you think she'd rewind the clock back to the days when Sam Malone was trying to get in her pants instead of using her weight issues in a lame attempt to stay in the public eye?

TCLTC and Kirstie Alley snorts Haagen Dazs.

How come Superfish didn't pick this one up....it's hillarious!
COPENHAGEN, Denmark -- Kanye West said the reason he went berserk at the MTV Europe Music Awards last week is because of "sippy sippy."

West told MTV in Britain he had "a little sippy sippy" before the awards, and he engaged in "a little more sippy sippy" after the show.

ain't that a sight

And this is just priceless:
MSNBC
Updated: 2:35 a.m. ET Nov. 7, 2006
K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.

“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.

K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.

“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”

Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”

300 people showed up for Earl? I wonder if they all had bottles of Crital with straws sticking out of them. And pool boys... I wonder if they all have pool boys...

#128 - It was a sad day for "real" chick rock when Sandy passed on. Fuck this Sara McLachlan-I-never-shave-my-armpits-because-its-a-cool-statement shit, the Runaways were ROCK!

If Oprah and Christie had lesbian sex, the black on white could be mistaken for a Killer Whale and they would be harpooned. Just a thought, later..........

and thank you richport, for showing the bob the way. I do not have the energy today.

biatcho - Mets fans have to stick together... we're so few and far between...

true dat! Hey maybe we can fight today and get some whiners all pissy? whaddya say?

go fuck a goat & eat a chokerball, asslick!

She's built like a tyrannosaurus, with a tiny upper body and huge legs.

I bet she could squat Oprah.

Well, she said she was gonna do it.

wow, when did kirstie alley pork out? she used to be hot. she needs to lose a lot of weight, immediately.

a little known fact:

while Kirstie was looking at Oprah, she was seeing a mirage of a stuffed roasted turkey.

jrz: why is Webster Hall still open? I left NYC in '96 and it was already uncool then...maybe it exists solely for D-list acts like Earl to drop their hot new tracks?

I hope someone releases a short video of him pacing around on stage. How much would you love to beat the shit out of him?

God, I'm making no sense-all cracked out on coffee. Going to eat something before I throw a kid through a wall.

and #158-funny.

mrs.t: I'm hoping that when the superfish are done having brunch and their a.m. massages they'll locate video for us.

I went to see Rush back in '91 and this awful band called Mr. Big opened for them. When they were finished one of their "songs" the entire Cap Center in Landover, MD was SILENT and all you heard was someone in the crowd go "Get a job!" It was a truly fucking amazing moment. I'd like for that to happen to K-Fag, only instead of someone calling out "Get a job" someone open fires on him with a Howitzer.

I'm going to give her a lot of leeway here because of her age. I mean, when you substitute coke for exercise, and you're over 50, you're lucky to just to look like a human female.

Geez, I know this is supposed to be a snarky website, and I'm no Scientology fan, believe me, I hate those freaks. TC and KH literally make me nauseous. But I gotta give the girl props for losing what she lost. She looks great compared to how she used to look. Could she probably lose more? Sure. But I bet most of the people giving her shit and calling her a whale could stand to lose a couple of pounds too.

While I do agree that Kirstie can still stand to lose a few more lbs, I have give her credit for exposing it all on national television and keeping her promise. It's an unfortunate fact of nature that time is not kind to women's bodies. After childbirth it's just never the same.

Hi Sweeties, sorry I am late! Just got outta meetings.

First of all read posts #115 & 116 very carefully. Notice anything?? Very pathetic and that is my only response to her.

I can't believe no one else has said anything about Oprah's lustful stares right at Kirstie's crotch!! Either she is astounded by her FUPA or she wants to (in the words of all here) HIT IT!!

Also, I cannot stand the chics who attend these audience tapings like on Oprah or Tyra Bank's show. I bet they were all screaming and crying and lauging like damn hyenas when Kirstie came out. It is very bizarre. And there is always a fucking Queen or two in the audience. If Oprah stood up and said "I will give this paper clip to the first one to eat me" The women would fight and scratch over eachother to do it, but I wouldn't. Oh no, not me.

Long time reader. First time complainer. Okay...she looks MUCH better. But what she needs to realize is that no matter how much weight you lose...it's still usually not good enough to get naked in front of people. And 145??? She's at least a 12/14....and at that height it means 165-175...at the very least.
Trust me, I've spend the better part of my life as a walking eating disorder...

Considering that she's milked this reduced-landmass project for an entire year in the short-attention span theater that is this country, she didn't do too badly. HOWEVER - now that she shot her wad by wearing a bikini when she's still got more flubber to lose, what the hell is she gonna do when that occurs?
And will there be a hole deep enough for all of us to hide in when those 55 year old tatas go naked on Oprah?

She does not even look close to that bad. She actually looks pretty fuckin good. I mean yeah she's still a big woman true but big women are not all ugly. It's fucked-up to say that or assume that. As long as you got the curves where your supposed to you can be big or small and still be sexy. And i think she is. And i'm glad to see she has such confidence...or lack of dignity I don't know which :)

Just happened across this irrational beating of Kirstie Alley and so thought I'd toss my ante (or auntie) into the pot. I have never been a fan of the BBW ladies until Kirstie and Queen Lativa (sp)appeared on the scene. Rubens would have made their paintings glorious for viewing through the ages. Besides that both are accomplished in their field. I wonder just how many of the commenting persons can say the same. Perhaps when making derogetory comments about looks and body style the person commenting should post their picture. I love Kirstie and Queen L. pitdogK9P

Personally, even with the extra pounds I think she is hot for 55. They say good sex is a great weight loss program so I would be more then happy to get naked with her and help her lose some more weight. When it comes to boobs some say that more then a mouthful is a waste. With boobs like hers I would love to be more then greedy and over indulgent ;-)

please...i'm not sure that comes even close to a bikini body

I think she looks great and I especially like her creative use of pantyhose. Pulling her pantyhose waistband to the upper portion of her bikini is both unique and sexy.

Es toda una mujer HERMOSA

i think she looks great for a 50-something year old