November 14, 2006
Kevin Federline to sell sex tape
In the smartest - and sleaziest - move yet, Kevin Federline is using his alleged 4-hour sex tape with Britney Spears to leverage custody of the children and $30 million. He's already been offered $50 million by companies wanting to distribute it on the web, but says he'd sell it back to Britney for $30 million and custody of their two kids. A source close to Federline says:
"At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever. Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last. They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras - even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits. Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch. Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating. At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make [$50 million] from it."
If Britney doesn't cave and hand over the children I'm sure a judge will. Because when you see a man of such moral character and integrity as Kevin Federline there's no way you can deny him the privelege of raising children. This guy makes Abraham Lincoln look like Hitler.
And just cause, here are some shots of Britney Spears rocking a Santa hat in mid Novemeber at a New York pharmacy. Don't ask what's going on in that above shot, because even God himself wouldn't be able to tell you.
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Comments
1. Posted by so2315 on November 14, 2006 8:51 AM
1st!!
2. Posted by commissioner on November 14, 2006 8:54 AM
I'm lubed, vibrator ready - bring on the tape!
3. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 8:55 AM
Can they nail him under any RICO laws? Extortion? Anything? What fucknut publically announces he's blackmailing someone?
Does she have her finger in her bellybutton? EW!
4. Posted by lesleyannf on November 14, 2006 8:57 AM
Chess? They'd play CHESS? We are talking about K-fed and Brit-Brit aren't we?
Hmm whodathunkit, I thought the best they would be able to muster is twister and cheetos in between the sex.
5. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 14, 2006 8:57 AM
I DO NOT want to see K-Earls johnson.
Count me out.
6. Posted by Drusilla on November 14, 2006 9:00 AM
And i'd like to see Earl Jr., just because it's the only reason i can think of that he managed to score and keep Britney for this long. Surely without that she could have found someone else to eat cheetos with!
7. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:01 AM
I hope his kids go Eric and Lyle on his ass when they grow up.
8. Posted by Boodlelicious on November 14, 2006 9:02 AM
What a dick! I am soooo not buying one of his cd's now! ha ha ha ha ha...sorry, couldn't contain the laughter on that one.
9. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:03 AM
"They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."
That would have to be one odd game of chess alright.
B: I'm gonna move mah little horsey thingy over here.
K: Well then I'm gonna take my castle thing and stick it up the queen.
B: Ah can't take this foreplay anymore! Where's the camera?!
10. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 14, 2006 9:03 AM
Who would want to see a 4 hour sex tape of these two? I'm sure 3 hours and 58 minutes of it was them trying to figure out how to get the condom out of the wrapper. With the fact that they have two kid's, I assume they never figured it out............
11. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on November 14, 2006 9:04 AM
Oh K-Fed...you slimy weasel.
http://www.veryliberating.com
12. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on November 14, 2006 9:04 AM
No thanks. There are enough sickening horror movies out there as it is.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
13. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:06 AM
Stallion--true dat. hee hee.
Maybe they played chess like they did on "History of the World".......King Jump Queen! Knight Jump Queen! Bishop Jump Queen!
14. Posted by lisad71 on November 14, 2006 9:07 AM
Gotta hand it to K-Sped. He was plotting and calculating from Day 1. Ironclad prenup? No problem, when you have an authentic Britney Spears sex tape. The thought of him staying in any place better than a Super 8 and eating Little Debbie snack cakes makes me sick.
15. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:08 AM
jrz - it's good to be da king.
16. Posted by sonreesa on November 14, 2006 9:10 AM
well clearly k-fed-extortionist can't live off the tickets to his show, since he's giving them out, and the album that no one is going to buy. so now he's going to extort the money out of brit? what a assclown, if he does get custody he'll need that money for all of his children's therapy.
17. Posted by Ms. Sass on November 14, 2006 9:12 AM
Isn't that blackmail? Anyway, a sex tape might do wonders for Britney's comeback. Remember Pamela Anderson Lee, she's a megastar now. Remember Tommie Lee, where is he now? History will repeat itself.
18. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 14, 2006 9:14 AM
wow, so EARL was cheating on her with hookers. There HAS to be a sex tape and it's probably the dirtiest, nastiest thing ever. Think about it. There was a prenup which normally is enough to keep a man in line but he was out regularly with hookers using drugs and gambling.
he must have some good dirt on her to think he could do all these things and still come out golden if she left him.
if she gives up the kids though, she's a moron. we already know she's a sex maniac whore. we watched chaotic. IT WAS ALL SHE TALKED ABOUT. but if she gives up her kids to save her "image" she doesn't deserve to be a parent in the first place. oh wait, we already have countless evidence to that.
19. Posted by Equalparts on November 14, 2006 9:16 AM
That's Bullcrap. That's illeagal on sooo many fronts, I can't even name them! Blackmail anyway you look at it, it would never hold up in a court of law and K-Fed would go to prison if he sold it because she didn't bend. And I highly, highly doubt any company anywhere is going to pay 50 million for it. This story is bullshit.
HOWEVER, if it IS true, ole Brit sure would learn a hard, cold lesson.
Hey Brit! I hope that white wedding day you just HAD TO HAVE was worth it. I hope getting to build a nursery you just couldn't wait a few years and the right hubby for was worth it.
20. Posted by RichPort on November 14, 2006 9:17 AM
Wow, I find myself at a moral crossroads here.. on the one hand, I admire Earl's fucked-upedness in trying to milk the cow, on the other hand I want to see a SCUD land on him... hmmmm... this, folks, is the stuff of philosophical renderings, assinine yet artistic. A question for the ages if you will.
So soon after having her second kid and she struts around in a cropped top showing what appears to be a tasty splooge target? Plastic surgery sure has come a long way...
Fuck it, let a discerning fan judge for himself. Release the tape!!!
21. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 14, 2006 9:17 AM
These photos have disturbing and slut written all over them. Kev should be ashamed of himself!...not already accepting the 50 million..what a moron! =D Good ol' arizona! These photos have disturbing and slut written all over them. Kev should be ashamed of himself!...not already accepting the 50 million..what a moron! =D Good ol' arizona!
22. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:19 AM
She should say, fine, fuck you, sell the tape...get custody of the kids because no judge on earth will give the kids to him and then turn around and demand child support from his $50 million, AND NOTE TO SHAR JACKSON--HE'LL BE WORTH $50 MILLION YOU CAN START COLLECTION CHILD SUPPORT THEN, TOO. The minute he gets in arrears, throw his ass in jail and he gets his ass beat by a dude named Smiley with a tear drop tattooed under his left eye 5 times a day. By then, the tape? Eh, big fucking deal, you seen it once, you seen it a million times.
23. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 14, 2006 9:19 AM
PS: jrzmommy and cardio...everything is so greeeeen.
24. Posted by ponk on November 14, 2006 9:20 AM
only a moron or Britney Spears would pay that kind of money for a sex tape involving K-Hurl
25. Posted by Spindoc on November 14, 2006 9:22 AM
The reporters might want to check the law. Lawyers can be disbarred and arrested as can K-Fed if he is really saying he will release the tape if she doesn't hand over the kids. Blackmail is a crime, just ask the photographer that had the topless photos of Cameron Diaz.
26. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 14, 2006 9:22 AM
and another ps....wtf..someone erased my "reppin the 623" area code off my first post? Bitches.
27. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:22 AM
The servant waits while the Master....bates. I miss Madeline Khan!
28. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:22 AM
Missallanpoe, wait for the shake. There. Now piss off.
29. Posted by ponk on November 14, 2006 9:24 AM
@23 Jrz, i completely agree with your strategy, but this IS Britney Spears we are talking about. No way in popozao she would figure that out for herself.
30. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 14, 2006 9:26 AM
rofl.."My lord, you look like the piss boy!" "And you look like a bucket of shit!"
ok ok ok..i'm done...-dies-
31. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:28 AM
"I love quicktime Harch"
Ok, I could do this all day. And I might. But I'll stop for now.
32. Posted by RichPort on November 14, 2006 9:29 AM
At least we'd get to see if all those "KFed has a huge cock" comments are true. I for one would be interested in seeing that.
33. Posted by TajAmazon on November 14, 2006 9:31 AM
If she's smart, Brit will go ahead and sell the tape herself for $60 million.
34. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:31 AM
RichPort - of course it's true. You can see for yourself! Oh wait, you said *has* a huge cock, not *is* one. Never mind.
35. Posted by pinky_nip on November 14, 2006 9:33 AM
If I want to watch a couple of retards having sex, I'll stay at the dorms at the special olympics, not give these two a dime.
36. Posted by RichPort on November 14, 2006 9:37 AM
marshy, it's ok to be the flamer that you are all by yourself. Stop involving me in your vindictive fantasies. If you ever see me saying I like anything but chicks, you can be sure I'm being trolled. And it's getting boring...
37. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on November 14, 2006 9:37 AM
Since these two are chess masters, I'm sure Brit is already onto her next move.
She's going to make a sex tape with Jessica Simpson and release it for free, with all proceeds going to charity. This will kill the K-Fag sex tape right away.
The only flaw is that someone needs to explain to her that there will be no proceeds from something that is free.
38. Posted by biatcho on November 14, 2006 9:37 AM
Oh History of the World!!
"Where are you from"
"Africa"
"What part"
"125th Street"
39. Posted by veggi on November 14, 2006 9:37 AM
#10!!!!! Funny.
40. Posted by commissioner on November 14, 2006 9:40 AM
#2
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery; I'll bask in the glow of your adoration all day.
41. Posted by enfilade on November 14, 2006 9:40 AM
Who didn't see this coming.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
42. Posted by Alex on November 14, 2006 9:44 AM
#3
Hardly. All he has to do, and I'm sure he had this explained to him, is transact the deal offshore. Furthermore, put the transaction money into an offshore account(s). All that could happen to him is possibly getting auditted by the said offshore country's Patriotic Act partner to ensure he isn't funding terrorists or something of that nature.
I have no doubt that he will sell the tape and live very comfortably the rest of his life, probably somewhere like Abu Dhabi. Kind of like Michael Jackson.
43. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:45 AM
And that's what we call the Ethipoian...Shimsham
44. Posted by Stuey75 on November 14, 2006 9:46 AM
i will show their porn no more consideration than the next porn. I will let it get me interested and then proceed to fast forward to the money shot.
it will probably be lame like the tommy lee pamela anderson one. once you say OMG he's huge! the magics gone.
45. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:47 AM
jrzmommy, you are nuts, N-V-T-S nuts!
46. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 9:48 AM
"I need some sand"
"What?"
"Sand! You're standing on it."
47. Posted by SayWhat? on November 14, 2006 9:48 AM
#34
TajMazon, you will normally find that if people can get the same thing for either $50 million or $60 million, they'll go for the $50 million! Go figure! That is of course, unless they're gazillionaire like myself, and prefer not to carry loose change around!
48. Posted by D'oh Eyes on November 14, 2006 9:54 AM
Why does she have her finger in her bellybutton? What, "This space for rent"?
49. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 9:57 AM
What the fuck was that song, I was sittin' with the chickens and then something about playing ping pong with my balls?
50. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 14, 2006 10:04 AM
I love how she doesn't even realize her left tit is completely hanging out of her bra!
http://www.celebslam.com
51. Posted by KimberWolf on November 14, 2006 10:05 AM
I see this whole circus act hurting him A LOT more than it would hurt her.
He's such an ass.
Oh look, a woman in love having sex with her loser husband.
52. Posted by PunjabPete on November 14, 2006 10:06 AM
46 - Great one... "We're off on the road to Judea...."
53. Posted by thebor on November 14, 2006 10:09 AM
Nice move K-Dirt. No judge in this country would give the kids to him. A sex tape hasn't hurt a career yet.
The manny is loving life right now.
54. Posted by deborah on November 14, 2006 10:10 AM
Why hasn't someone dropped a house on that Feder-shit yet and be done with it -- the only thing worse than the thought of a sex tape ruining Britt is that we'll actually have to see GAY-FED's naked, pencil-dick flopping around in HD?! I think I threw up in my mouth a little just then.
55. Posted by DrunkBlogger on November 14, 2006 10:11 AM
Fifty-fourth!!!!!
56. Posted by HollyJ on November 14, 2006 10:12 AM
Sex tapes only ever help the famous. Didn't seem to hurt Pam OR Paris.. She's the same kind of stupid skank they are, anyway. These women all deserve what they get doing this stupid sex-film thing.
Still, she should tell him to eat her shit off a cold plate, then fight to keep him from getting even one penny of her fucking money. He shouldn't even be allowed visitation rights with his kids after this shit.
57. Posted by cardio on November 14, 2006 10:13 AM
I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game
58. Posted by llllllllll on November 14, 2006 10:13 AM
RULE #1 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
RULE #2 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
RULE #3 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
RULE #4 REFER BACK TO RULE #2
RULE #5 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it......IF YOU DO IT, YOU DESERVE IT!!!
59. Posted by Jedi Kevin on November 14, 2006 10:17 AM
The real question is...
Who will kill Kevin first, Sean or Jaden?
Perhaps some kind of Menendes brothers thing.
60. Posted by lance614 on November 14, 2006 10:17 AM
the tape is community property. Brit gets half of whatever K Fed gets and she might also have a right to enjoin him from selling it.
61. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 10:18 AM
58!! BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S IT! Oy the agony!! Hee heee heee!!
62. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 10:20 AM
#60-see #8...it's an excellent thought.
63. Posted by Spindoc on November 14, 2006 10:26 AM
#43,
Problem is, he is going to be making that money as a U.S. citizen, at a minimum he is liable for the tax on that. Additionally as a citizen Brittany can sue either saying that she is a participant and he has no release from her, or if the tape is already public for a part of the profits, again, as a U.S. citizen our courts would have jurisdiction and unless he decides to move to a country with no extradition treaties (Syria, Iran, etc...) it is going to be tough on him. He'll probably still do it, but Brittany's best strategy would be to immediatly get a restraining order on that tape with instructions from the court that ANY leakage of the tape to any sites would constitute contempt, then she should tie him up in court for years bankrupting his ass...out wait, he's already bankrupt.
64. Posted by caljenna on November 14, 2006 10:32 AM
"What do you mean you don't do it? Of course you do it. We all do it. We love to do it. I just did it and I want to do it again!"
65. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on November 14, 2006 10:40 AM
Moms and Dads, gather all of your children and bring them to the computer screen so they can read the following Public Service Announcement from AFJ:
THERE IS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER A GOOD REASON TO BE NAKED ON FILM. EVER. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE, OR WHAT SOMEBODY ELSE TELLS YOU, KEEP YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON WHENEVER FILM IS ROLLING. ALWAYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? KEEP YOUR NAKED BODY OFF OF FILM - FOREVER!
The More You Know.......
66. Posted by DancingQueen on November 14, 2006 10:40 AM
Why can't this bitch ever shut her mouth in a photo? By the looks of these pictures, she is obviously on some serious drugs.
67. Posted by deborah on November 14, 2006 10:45 AM
"Lawyers for Federline responded to Spears's demand for a divorce by lodging papers indicating he will seek sole custody of the couple's two baby sons as well as spousal support." Ahh...now we truly know who the girl was in the relationship - Fed wants to stay home, watch soaps and drive the kids to school in his bitchin' minivan!
68. Posted by marshmallow-dream on November 14, 2006 10:49 AM
#33 are you gay?
69. Posted by RichPort on November 14, 2006 10:50 AM
marshy asking, on post #69 no less, if another dude is gay. Revealing? I would say so.
70. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 10:51 AM
Hey Marshmallow, go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself with DanYELL, okay? The big kids are trying to hang out.
71. Posted by deborah on November 14, 2006 10:52 AM
Oh...I couldn't help myself -- here's the link to Gay-Fed's myspace page --- have fun ya'll!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=61225846
72. Posted by ch474 on November 14, 2006 11:02 AM
4 hours! 4 hours?? What exactly is on this tape? Every time they made the beast with 2 heads over the 2 year marriage? Given K-tards remarkable staying power of just under 5 minutes from drawer drop to "get off me a get me a smoke bitch", that's 48 times or about twice a month. Watch Brit grow more disinterested with every close up wiff of wangster who won't bathe. Note corporate product placement of the bottle of lube. Add in the 15 second money shots when he wasn't plowing a furrow to plant a demon seed, and you have your 4 hours. I'll pass on Brit-tard and maybe watch Pammy one more time just for old time sake.
73. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on November 14, 2006 11:02 AM
Face it, everybody! If you're "star" wife left you high and dry with nothing (JLO)and you had some leverage on her, you would use it too!
Sure, it's sleazy, but it's either that or using a price gun at Walmart for the rest of your life...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
74. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 14, 2006 11:23 AM
#74 chris judd happily took the $14 million he was offered from JLO and didn't try to be shady with a "leverage" tape. he was smart enough to know that no matter how many pop locks and windmills he performed, he'd never make that in his lifetime as a dancer.
EARL has several million coming to him, so it's not like he's getting nothing. besides, all the money he spent on whores, drugs, and partying with his "homeboys" i'm sure he's spent way more than the millions he's getting. he should STFU and get lost.
75. Posted by Kim on November 14, 2006 11:26 AM
I love how everyone is so busy fighting with each other that is took 51 posts for someone to notice that her left boob is hanging out of her bra! Can't she feel that? I guess fakies have no feeling!
76. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 14, 2006 11:34 AM
kim, have you and person # 51 been in a coma for the last week? this is only the 10,000th photo of brit on this site with her titty hanging out of a bra.
there is nothing new or exciting about this unless you like talking about fake titties falling out of bras....and apparently it's ALL you want to talk about. hmmmmmm. you want to fight the litter for a sip at mama's whiskey tit?
77. Posted by RichPort on November 14, 2006 11:35 AM
Kim, indeed it is. Thanks for the quick eyes.
78. Posted by onecritic on November 14, 2006 11:40 AM
I am sick of people acting like Britney is a hero for kicking loser K-Fed out of her life. This problem was entirely of her own making. Why did she feel the need to steal him from his pregnant girlfriend then have two babies with this a-hole before dumping him? How is that admirable????
79. Posted by Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude on November 14, 2006 11:41 AM
The source of the article stated Britney "Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image." You mean wearing raunchy catholic school girl clothes and tongue kissing Madonna is wholesome? Then, why was I chastized all my life for wearing women's panties on my head.
80. Posted by Xopher.tm on November 14, 2006 11:50 AM
"They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."
W. T. F?
81. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 14, 2006 11:51 AM
I TOLD YOU! I KNEW IT! I said this was going to happen last week, because you could smell the sleeze coming from this break up and KFed's littl twitchy eye going over what he could do to get money.
So, here is my question, if Redlight buys it like they do most celebrity sex tapes we carry, are you going to buy it?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
82. Posted by eastboundanddown on November 14, 2006 12:12 PM
I'm not sure if being Britney's shopping assistant is a good career move for Elliott Yamin or not.
83. Posted by Mr. Fritz on November 14, 2006 12:13 PM
I bet she's relishing in all this attention. Her music always sucked, but we have the mindless tweens to thank for making her rich. She's such an attention loving whore. This shithead would die if she wasn't in the news everyday. She is no different from the assholes who go on Springer.
84. Posted by Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude on November 14, 2006 12:29 PM
#59, its okay to make sex tapes, people just have to remember to add on exta footage of granny sex with a donkey at the end of it to traumatize the viewers and make sure they never want to watch porn again.
85. Posted by ASH on November 14, 2006 12:45 PM
Im so glad that there is someone out there that enjoys fingering their button as much as I do, and now that the tape of britbrit's redneck vagina will come out i'll have reason to stick the pinky in my hole...(button hole)
86. Posted by drbunny97 on November 14, 2006 12:59 PM
Seriously, to compare Britney's sex tape to that of Paris....not even in the same galaxy....for crying out loud, she and Kevin were married and have 2 children....I'm pretty sure we already knew they were doing "it". K-Fed's penis is about the last thing I would WANT to see....eeeewwwww.
87. Posted by drbunny97 on November 14, 2006 1:03 PM
#79....you're absolutely right....once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater. Britney should've seen this coming right about the time he abandoned family #1!
88. Posted by gatorbates on November 14, 2006 1:05 PM
A limerick:
There once was a tape that was made
Of a red neck dork getting laid
It showed him giving his inch
To a singing trailer wench
And now he wants to get paid.
Greatest thing Mr. Earl has done with his life. Bravo!
89. Posted by jrzmommy on November 14, 2006 1:14 PM
very nice #89! I enjoy your limericks.
90. Posted by TajAmazon on November 14, 2006 1:24 PM
#48 - SayWhat?
Yeah, but people will pay more if they can get it sooner. So while FedEx is dicking around with his extortion scheme, she can go around him and get even more. Or even if she sells it for the same price, at least she'd get the money. And the kids.
91. Posted by 86 on November 14, 2006 1:34 PM
This just goes to show you that love is just a trick that nature plays on humans to get us to procreate.
92. Posted by sexybitch on November 14, 2006 1:38 PM
#92
Or possibly learn to play chess.
93. Posted by 86 on November 14, 2006 1:40 PM
And ok she's getting the body back slowly but surely but she still is in serious need of a stylist.
94. Posted by wedgeone on November 14, 2006 1:40 PM
#89 - One or two syllables too long in he 3rd & 4th lines, but you get an A- for intention and an A+ for effort.
#79 - You summed the whole issue up right there. Very insightful.
This sex tape - will Brit's carpet match her curtains in it? I think that guys in general prefer to watch / have sex with blonds over chicks with dark hair, but only if the colors match on both ends. I mean no disrespect to you gals who aren't blond. Believe me, I've had really awesome sex with chicks whose were not blond. And I'm not trying to sound like some "all-powerful Aryan race, Hitler sound-alike" racist. But I think that some studies about human perception might lend support to this idea.
Starting an informal poll here - guys, would you be more apt to watch Brit's sex tape with her being a blond or with her black hair? Assuming that she's not pregnant in any of this footage (she did spend much of her dark haired life pregnant, right?)
95. Posted by wedgeone on November 14, 2006 1:42 PM
and who in the name of Jesus tap-dancing Christ is Elliott Yamin? Could that name be any more Jewish??
96. Posted by MargeAggedon on November 14, 2006 1:49 PM
Exactly what I expected from such a "classy" guy.
I'm honestly surprised he waited this long. I suspect his original plan was "Free tape with every pair of my concert tickets you buy. C'mon please? Please buy my tickets?"
Someone explain to captain moron that blackmail is illegal.
97. Posted by Libraesque on November 14, 2006 1:50 PM
This story is such a load of HORSESHIT. This is called BLACKMAIL people and last time I checked, it was illegal, as in he can get arrested if he even attempts it. So yea, NO
98. Posted by BoognishRising on November 14, 2006 1:59 PM
@95
Her pubes could be country ginger and shaved in the shape of question mark, and I still wouldn't want to see it.
99. Posted by BoognishRising on November 14, 2006 1:59 PM
@95
Her pubes could be country ginger and shaved in the shape of a question mark, and I still wouldn't want to see it.
100. Posted by Samuel L. Jackson on November 14, 2006 2:09 PM
I always said I would not listen to Britney Spears unless she was singing to me while I was tagging her in the muthafuckin' ass! Now it looks like this K-Fed has turned my thoughts into a muthafuckin' reality! I bet he was like, "mmmmMMMM bitch!" Seriously though, that is muthafuckin blackmail and extortion in addition, no judge would grant him muthafuckin' custody of any kind because Shar Jackson would show up to court with the rest of his kids to whup his muthafuckin ass for more child support, predicated on the muthafuckin' money he MIGHT make off of Britney!
101. Posted by mrs.t on November 14, 2006 2:12 PM
Is that guy in the pics her old Manny from way back last year? Betcha they're hooking up.
102. Posted by wedgeone on November 14, 2006 2:14 PM
#99 - What about in the shape of a G-clef? She is a musician, yes?
Fuggin funny as he11!
103. Posted by cecejo on November 14, 2006 2:21 PM
Wait a sec! Wasn't she the one to file for divorce when he was out of town? She couldn't have the forsight to get ahold of the tape and anything else incriminating?!?!?
104. Posted by Tits_McGhee on November 14, 2006 2:23 PM
Wow, I underestimated K-Fed. He's not so mentally handicrapped after all. I mean, that plan's brill. Dumb fuck Brit!
Sweetie, odds are that if you make a sex tape, it will be seen by other individuals. Have we not learned from Pam and Tommy?
Here's a little riddle for Brit:
Q: What the difference between true love and herpes?
A: Herpes lasts forever.
105. Posted by mullinitover on November 14, 2006 2:42 PM
Talk about an idiot - he should have just sold the tape. Now I wouldn't be surprised if it gets held up in court for months before it can even be sold. By that time he will have starved to death.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
106. Posted by Captain Awesome on November 14, 2006 3:02 PM
haha and here I thought that K-Fed couldnt be a bigger piece of shit in life.
We have plane crashes, random car jackings, random acts by mother nature, and buffalo stampedes. Yet hes allowed to walk?
This is why I know God doesnt exist.
107. Posted by Troller on November 14, 2006 4:00 PM
I have no doubt that he will sell the tape and live very comfortably the rest of his life, probably somewhere like Abu Dhabi.
@43. Better if he lived out his life at Abu Graib - complete with the hood, the dogs, etc.
108. Posted by Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV on November 14, 2006 4:21 PM
Ideal situation:
K-Fed sells sex tape for 50mill, gets back to impregnating women.
Britney puts up kids for adoption, focuses on returning to land of hotness.
No one heres from K-Fed again.
109. Posted by checkyourshorts on November 14, 2006 5:28 PM
Booyakasha.
I remember a time when Britney was busy faking injuries and gaining weight - before marriage and even K-Fed.
What did fucking this redneck have to do with it? He was a symptom of her larger disease - pointlessness.
110. Posted by Scott on November 14, 2006 5:55 PM
LOL! There's already a Flash Game of Kevin Federline dropping the sex tape and Britney Spears catching them all:
http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php
Hilarious!
111. Posted by marshmallow-dream on November 14, 2006 7:03 PM
#70 - you want to see some guys cock - the only thing revealing about that is that you are warped. if by trolling you mean someone has access to your ID or has your identical ID, you are fool for not changing your ID. you're just an asshole. truth hurts, eh?
#71 - go spend some time with your kids mommy, and quit spending so much time on the internet. you are too pathetic - i feel sorry for you and your children.
112. Posted by BigJim on November 14, 2006 8:03 PM
112. Sorry, it's awkward, but someone has to ask, ... do you prefer lube, or dry mount when having your rectum pounded mercilessly?
BJLTC ;^o
113. Posted by Milandir on November 14, 2006 8:12 PM
What is the scandal? Britney had sex with her husband? Yeah, marital sex, what a disgrace!
114. Posted by falconeddierulz on November 14, 2006 8:13 PM
Why is she worried about ruining her pure image when it does not exist to begin with? I'll be pissed though if Fagerline gets a 30-50 million payout for handing over that tape; he's scum and I want to see his sorry ass broke again, returning to a life of back up dancing and food stamps.
Britney should pay to have someone off his ass, should be easy considering he's a low life anyway, or Brit could have him framed for major drug possession, she's got the money to make it happen and who wouldn't want to fuck up this turd's life?
115. Posted by killeristic on November 14, 2006 8:29 PM
HE IS SUCH A BITCH!! cant he just leave brit and kid alone? :/
116. Posted by aurealis on November 14, 2006 9:02 PM
Hmmm. What could Britney (soon to be divorsee, sex tape star, recent manhole for K-fed, and all-around hoe) need four bag-fulls of from CVS? The words 'ointment' and 'extra strength douche' come to mind.
117. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 14, 2006 9:06 PM
#116
Earl is just giving brit a reality check. this is what happens when you meet, fuck, and shack up with a freeloading, baby daddy, thug life wigga in less than a week of knowing him. obviously he is an opportunist but had she not been thinking with her crotch from day one, she would have been smart enough NOT to:
1) marry a man who lied to you about having a girlfriend and kids for the first 2 months of your relationship
2) pay child support for his other kids because he's too trifling to get a real job
3) have babies with someone who has shown such disregard for family, children, and commitment
4) give this unemployed back up dancer a Amex Black card then cry when he's spending you into the poor house
5)make a sex tape with this schmuck who has proven nothing is sacred in his world other than himself.
6)get married in a matching "pimp" and "maid" tracksuits then cry because he doesn't respect you
jeez, i could go on all day. it's called karma. she was quick to steal him now she can't get rid of him quietly. don't feel sorry for her making her own bed. feel sorry for all his kids who have to deal with the fact that the whole galaxy knows their father was a deadbeat exploiter.
118. Posted by charles on November 15, 2006 4:55 AM
haha the tape is real!!
i saw the pictures and video at http://www.twelvefifteen.net
well, at least i hope its real...otherwise, i'm stuck waiting for the drama to explode!! oh the agony!!
119. Posted by kacsing on November 15, 2006 5:45 AM
LAST!
120. Posted by Kim on November 15, 2006 6:09 AM
#77. I know that Brit exposing her boobs is not breaking news! I was just simply commenting on how it took so long for anyone to mention it. Sorry I don't spend all of my time on this site looking at Brit's boobs to know how often she shows them... you seem to have kept an exact count...get a life!
121. Posted by happy hands club on November 15, 2006 6:53 AM
Did anyone notice she's standing right next to the Cheetos?
122. Posted by wedgeone on November 15, 2006 7:06 AM
#122 - OMG!! That is TOO HILARIOUS!!
I can't believe that no one (myself included) noticed that.
123. Posted by wedgeone on November 15, 2006 7:10 AM
#119 - We debunked that video way back when the story broke that the court ruled against Brit and K-Earl's lawsuit against US magazine. That is not Brit in that movie. I have the entire clip if you want it- you can see at the end of the clip that it's not her.
Got back into the the Fish's archives & read the blog for that article.
124. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 7:10 AM
marshmallow--I would spend time with my kids, but you see, they're in school -- a place at which you obviously haven't spent much time-- and if I spent all the time I wish I could spend with them then they'd be truant -- a concept with which you are all too familar. So zip it, lock it, and stuff it in your pocket, jerkoff.
125. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 7:12 AM
Marshmallow is totally DanYELL. FUCKING TOTALLY.
126. Posted by Kim on November 15, 2006 7:16 AM
#123 Remember as NipsyHustle pointed out to me about my comment on her exposed boobs, Britney and Cheetos are not breaking news either. God forbid you actually point out the obvious on this site! We are supposed to have in depth discussions on her complicated life.
P.S. Wedgeone, this is not a dig at you or happy hands.
127. Posted by Mojo on November 15, 2006 7:59 AM
so federline has the last laugh after all,amazing.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
128. Posted by marshmallow-dream on November 15, 2006 8:09 AM
#113 - you are sick. get a life ... you post here every day you loser. Take a break from the internet. do you often have such obscene imaginings? you are a walking sicko
#125 - oh, great parent you are - spending all day on the internet while your kids are in school - your family must be proud of all you accomplish - yeah, real mother of the year
129. Posted by camabron on November 15, 2006 9:13 AM
They deserved eachother. I hope the tape gets out 'cause this brainless biatch certainly doesn't deserve to be worth 100 mill.
130. Posted by HughJorganthethird on November 15, 2006 10:14 AM
I'd buy it, but only if it involves at least half an hour of Brit tossing KFed's salad. Oh yeah and scat, lot's o scat.
131. Posted by jaysaj on November 16, 2006 2:07 AM
Brit should have known better but i still sympathize with her and her kids - the kids especially. K-FED MUST BE PUT IN A NUT HOUSE! THAT IS WHERE HE BELONGS; or better yet,in a garbage dump in Mercury.
132. Posted by the boy on November 16, 2006 9:52 AM
Amazing. Brings whole new meaning to "Playing With Fire". If only this dude was half as tough as he'd like to believe...
133. Posted by ByMennon on November 16, 2006 8:07 PM
Anyone else wonder why she doesn't hire some goons to go ransack his place and steal the tape back? I mean let's be honest, he's wayyy to stupid to have made copies
134. Posted by tim on November 17, 2006 1:52 PM
kfed's next stop
135. Posted by herbiefrog on December 3, 2006 4:59 PM
we're confused...
already seen her vagina
she has had two children
so obviously has sex
she alive
so why wouldnt you expect her to have enjoyed herself?
oh its him...
...its like he's been planning this all along
...oh that is sad
and you think people will pay?
lol bitch