Nov 22 2006Kevin Federline says there is no sex tape

boo! hisss! booooo!

The lawyer's statement that the tape is not "in existence" hints that the sentence could also read: "is not longer in existence". My guess is that someone tipped Kev. off, informing him that blackmail is illegal. Way to get rid of that evidence. Smart.

Pffft. The Federnator's backin' down. Not a good sign. Not a good sign at all. Dude's got nothin' to lose, he might as well embrace the Al Bundy-ness of his existence.

Fuck!
I would have been first, but i had to create an account.

It's been said before, but he's such a douche
bag

I hate him. He's just a complete skank.

K-Fed is a liar? Brit, too? What is the world coming to? *sobbing*

too many idiots not enough bullets.

Yo,yo,yo, me and the old lady ain't got no sex tape yo. YouknowwhatI'msayin? I's just playin and shit.

F'n dirtball wigger. And straighten up your fucking hat you dipshit!

You know Brit will slip him some cash under the table for the tape, only after he's duped it like 50 times. Cuz there really IS a tape. Mostly of them screwing for like 10 minutes after smoking, then eating pickles and Kit-Kats for 4 hours.

#7--indeedikee.

He always has that thoughtless, amazed look... like an infant seeing something shiney for the first time.

Is there a tape of Federline saying there's no tape?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

....He always has that thoughtless, amazed look...like the apple in the bowl of plastic fruit on my grandmother's dining room table.

I fucking knew it, k-fuck is backing down cause he doesn't want the world to know how small his dick is.

I blame this all on race because tapestock is black.

oh great, there goes my gift as stocking stuffers

Heard Britney may be moving to Florida.

Note to Earl: it's not a really a beard if I can still see patches of skin... I know times is hard, but buy a fucking razor, then keep running it crosswise on your throat. Thanks.

17--he's laying? down? bricks? what?

There's a tape, for sure. Guaranteed.

The only difference is that K-Fed isn't in it. I am. And instead of Britney Spears, it's my right hand.

Bow chicka bow bow

.....pipe? what's he laying?

I would have enjoyed seeing britbrit gag on something else other than her songs.

I doubt its big enough to make her gag. ;)

He is denying that he has a sex tape because when he sells it and the money is put into an offshore account he can deny that the tape came from him.

He's only denying there was a tape because the zoom function on his camera was on the fritz at the time.

There is no tape, Read: "I've scanned it into digital format so now I don't NEED the tape. Take that bitches." haha.

Bullfuckingshit! He just got wind of her giving it away. Well, Earl, there went your chance of ever making any money. Stupid ass idiot.

Why,oh why, does Fedex always look like such a fucktard (fucktard, what a great word - it covers some much with so little). He always looks like he just crawled out from under an overpass and is about to either 1) molest your children or 2) ask you for 50 cents for a bottle of T-Bird (the drink of discerning winos and street people everywhere).
Either that hat's really big or he has a little pin head.. Kill him before he reproduces... Dang, too late...

Kfed is such a loser

Hottest man alive.

Yeah right. They are real.

I already watched them on Napster, Bearshare and Limewire.

...eggs. He must be laying eggs.

She obviously paid his white-trash ass off

http://www.celebslam.com

There is a tape. There are multiple tapes. Whether they'll ever be released is another story. As is the quality of said tapes - I can't imagine that they're any better (read: interesting, erotic, or better shot) than that abortion of a "reality show" they had was.

Maybe she should make sure she still has a career before she goes blowing more money.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Wrong post!

no i hef to tipe wif bofe hands!?!

I mean, when I had gay sex with Kevin last week he had convinced me that he had it!

He's not as 'hard,' this week as he was during our intimate encounter...rather flacid actually.

Maybe he should join Mike Tyson as a package deal on the sex ranch?

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute

No SEX TAPE??? Yeah right! Of course there is a sex tape!!!

Britney fans, try out thie Britney Federline Kaboom game:
http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php

so he really is fucked financially then,lmao!!
too bad mtv already has rob and big cause k-fed and ruben studdard skate boarding and humping each other would be awesome! :(

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Aw, dang it. How entertaining it would have been to see a hillbilly and a wigga bumpin' uglies.

Most likely one of three things occurred...

1) He learned that Brit was going to give it away for free and decided to just call the whole thing off.

2) He learned that blackmail is illegal and that he was about to get into trouble.

3) Brit gave him some money under the table to keep it off the market.

There more than likely was a sex tape, especially when you have multiple companies bidding for it with details such as running time, what was on it, etc.

Personally, I hope it was door number 2 and that he got a good slap on the wrist for being such an ass.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

ol' Kev remembered he stuck a chess piece up his hole and decided it wasn't the best route to take for his bad ass rapster career.

There is so a sex tape.
Here is the link.

http://www.britney-spears-sextapes.com/

Check and mate. Kfeds on the ropes.

Lmfao @ #13.
=]

So... just like his *snicker* "rap" album, there will be no sales of this sex tape, either.

I for one hypothesize that there indeed must be a sex tape in existence showing both Britney and K-fed, but when previewed before test audiences it was revealed that people would laugh uncontrollably at his 2 inch dong. I guess getting laughed at in arenas bursting with as many as 300 confused fans that got comped free tickets couldn't get him used to the immense comedy that serves as his aura.

Get a hat that fits already. The oversized gangsta look is so not made for "white boys" like you. I guess clowns must have clown gear to match their personalities. What a fag.

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ah man....the hopes of millions dashed...