Nov 29 2006Kevin Federline cheated on Britney Spears with a porn star

I didn't know there were blind porn-stars with no sense of smell.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Geez, why is everyone so surprised he chated on here... the lady he was living with was pregnant FFS when he hooked up with Britney... once a cheater, always a cheater...

I hate earl down to the molecular level, but, plowing a pornstar is NEVER something to be frowned upon, unless you're a total homo.(no offense meant to the gay community homo is an empowerment term,keep reaching for that rainbow fellas or errr..whatever)

"When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, 'I'm in a committed relationship.'"

Haha!

Ugh. One more reason to dislike Fedex. He will cheat with anything; a porn ho, a knothole. I hope his dick falls off.

You can tell K-feds breath stinks just by looking at him. So does his ass. And so does his nasty sack.

I still say hanging out with Paris Hilton is way worse.

Oh man. What a slap in the face to Britney. Maybe if she hadn't gotten as big as a whale this wouldn't have happened. Clearly this Kendra Jade person is just seeking some free press. The sex can not be good.

Well I'm sure she is a step up from Britney.

FINALLY THAT WHITE BOY IS GETTING SOME STREET CREDS!!!!!!!!

of course the porn star used him for sex. she probably saw "chaotic". all brit talked about nonstop was how amazing the sex was. of course this hooker doesn't want kevin now. he's been dismissed by brit and he's penniless. he's back to being a nobody.

and hey, even if he sucks in bed, i'm sure he got alot of spare ass because girls are stupid and egotistical enough to think "if he's choosing to bang me when he's married to Britney, then I must be better than she is". she's all smug like her pussy is heaven because he's choosing to bury a bone in a conveniently located available hole. and maybe her stock did rise.... for the 7 minutes he rode her around the room like a stick horse. but now she's just another hooker we'll forget about tomorrow and her only claim to fame will be fucking the deadbeat talentless husband of a barefoot malibu hillbilly. Wow, she's truly a winner!

newsflash ladies, no one's pussy is any more magical than the next. proof? people like halle barry, denise richards, and uma thurman couldn't keep their dogs in the yard. prince charles catted around on diana with an old man that looks just like him who he's now married too. the list of fine ass women who had a mate cheat on them is limitless.

men want to bang as much poon as they can before they hit the dirt, period. i know he married you and said you were the only one he wanted but what he meant was "you're the only one i want while you're in my company". no man wants to dig the same ditch for all of eternity. it's not natural.

Well then, it's official...she'll fuck anything. skank.

@5 I caught that too. Porn stars in a 'committed relationship' who fuck other married men on the side just for fun... I think my brain might implode.

"newsflash ladies, no one's pussy is any more magical than the next. proof? people like halle barry, denise richards, and uma thurman couldn't keep their dogs in the yard. prince charles catted around on diana with an old man that looks just like him who he's now married too. the list of fine ass women who had a mate cheat on them is limitless."

HALLELUJAH!!!

spread the word prophet, I shall immediately shave my head and start collecting money for you ministry!!!

That's crap. Vaginas can be attentive and loving, adapting to every thrust to the best of their ability, others are kind of detached and cold. It depends on the mind/heart that activates it.

As much as I want to be offended on Britney's behalf, she's too much of a hillbilly skank (stepping on hypodermic needles from walking around barefoot in public? seriously, WTF?) to get my sympathy. She's like 25, but she looks 50. And she has the herps.

You marry trash, you act like trash, you get treated like trash.

I'm getting closer and closer to joining Team Earl.

She must like to employ strap-ons and gimp masks on her men. That's the only way I'm buying this. Maybe she's stomps her stilletos on his sack, or feeds him laxatives and prune juice, forcing him to explode in his tighty whiteys... stupid fucking Earl... I bet she never even let him cum. Idiot.

Great, now Kendra will be afflicted with Ashy Poon Syndrome. Thanks Kev!

In my best fantasy he had to pay to fuck her - and he paid her with a POOH check.

Please, Ms. Porn Ho, define "committed". I fuck other men and/or women for a living. I fuck other married men for fun. But I'm in a committed relationship." What exactly are you committed to?

And I'm not trying to cut down that lifestyle; if it works for you, great. But what exactly is she committed to? Committed to keeping her man at home and only with her? Committed to being with someone who has money?

And to all the guys out there who are running Earl down because he thinks he's so great for nailing a porn star, don't forget, you're the ones at home spanking it to these same chicks imagining you're the one giving her the pearl necklace. But it's Earl's Cincinatti bowtie she's wearing.

@12 and 15

Pussy does vary in quality. If you've been told differently, then you have been incorrectlty informed. I've had bad pussy, and I've had good pussy. Pussy that's too dry, pussy that's too wet. Pussy too smelly, pussy too loose.

This is why I continue to screw so many women, to end my never-ending search for the world's perfect piece of ass. And as a gentleman and a scholar, I vow to continue the search until I find this elusive perfect pussy, then I will share it with all my friends. If you think you may have this super-pussy, let me know @ papahotnuts@yahoo.com. I must leave now, the search must go on.

#16

okay, there may be a difference in poons but you only know by TRYING them out, right? sure you may find one you're fond of but when a new one comes circling, you can't deny it. the only thing keeping a man from cheating is his "commitment" AKA "guilt trip obligation" or he had no pulse.

chris rock said it best " a man is only as faithful as his options". think about it.

#12, I'm sure that's true, whereas as ladies never tire of the same penis year after year after year after year. They're not checking out the 16 year stud mowing their lawn and thinking about his tight ass while they're with you. Never I say!

Ha ha, I don't believe this rot. Nobody would sleep with that homo.

Agreed, no pussy is more magical than another, but neither is any COCK, ladies and gentlemen. Who they're attached to, however, is all important. Some people cheat, some don't. We all have free will. The rest depends on our character. Choose wisely.

BTW, I was wondering what sort of low rent skank poor Earl is going to be able to attract now and in pops Kedra Jade (what a clever moniker).

LOL.... I know that lady!!!! Ive uh... excersised to her before.... very good... classic

My cock is pretty fucking magical... I can do push-ups with both hands tied behind my back.

I hope he got some kind of disease and they both die!!!! I'm just kidding, I don't want HER to die, she's already been through enough........

Can we call this karma? Didn't Brit cheat on Justin (remember cry me a river?)

Wow, I stand corrected, RichPort. That, I like to see. In fact, I'd stick a dollar bill in you butt crack for every push-up.

"When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, "I'm in a committed relationship.""

um...no you're not.

#28

but can your cock fry me a spam snadwich and lull me to sleep whistling "hush little baby"?

"Some people cheat, some don't. We all have free will. The rest depends on our character. Choose wisely."

Yeah, don't cheat. Call me old-fashioned, but I don't buy this "men have to fuck everything they see" excuse. If you have to fuck everything, don't get involved with anyone. Then enjoy. But if you're going to commit, then don't fuck around.

"Can we call this karma? Didn't Brit cheat on Justin (remember cry me a river?)"

Don't forget she was also the other woman who broke up Kfed and Shar while she was pregnant. So that's two strikes. I don't feel bad for this bitch at all.

I agree with kate. If you want to fuck everything that moves, have at it. Just get a divorce first. "The need to fuck everything that moves" may be a better excuse than "irreconsileable differences".

As for K-tard's payments to the "talented" Ms. Jade, didn't Brit give him the black Amex card for a reason?

I respectfully disagree, Nipsy. Chris Rock may only be as faithful as his options, but you can't paint everyone with the same brush. Liars are always quick to insist everyone is a liar. I'm not saying temptation doesn't exist. But we avoid temptation for different reasons: fear, guilt, a desire for control, self-discipline, or simply wanting to see something through to the end. We delay certain momentary gratifications to work on, say, mastering our trade. Similarly, I think some people look at a relationship that way. Whether or not it's worth it is the decision of the individual.

Kendra Jade is a skank by even pornstar standards. I believe she specializes in anal gangbangs (classy). She's also a hopeless starfucker, having had sex with no less than Jerry Springer (talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel). Brit must be a walking case study in venereal disease. Screwing Fed-Ex AFTER he partied with Ms. Jade, and now gobbling Paris' gash?! The strain of herpes she is concocting may go airborne. She's probably so nasty her herpes has syphilis.

I have to believe he paid her, or else I've lost all respect for the porn community.

#22, it's all about the Kiegels, baby.

Oh so that's why Britney's airing out the poon...She's trying to dry off the Syphilis...

// Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they've sentenced you to death.

I lol'd at that, rofl.

Also, this isn't news. Friends and I have known about this for like..ever. Old news superficial, OLD.

Wow Unwashed I hadn't fully realised the implications of Britni's disgusting lesbo fling.(the Paris makes it gross)

SHE's LICKING on that smelly gash, uugh@&#(@$&)!!

Britni, YOU have AIDS (yes you have aids), not HIV, but full blown AIDS ...not HIV but fuuuuull blown aids, not hiv but fuuuuuuull blown aids...(I'm sorry you don't have something MORE serious)

(I've been watching Family Guy vol. #3 I got for my B-day, I highly recommend it)

What a shocking turn of events this is! The shocking part is, another woman actually wanted to have sex with him.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

The sad thing is, now that he isn't Mr. Spears he won't even be able to get laid by used up porn girls anymore.

Kevin get used to hearing this....."Hey, under 30 min, great delivery time! So is the tip included or should I add in some extra?"

#37
Valid point, not every man or woman for that matter cheats and people do it for a variety of reasons. I have no problem with dumping someone because I've found a new piece of meat I want to pursue. And I don't try to candy coat it either. Why lie with "It's not you, it's me"...No, IT IS you that's why I have to move on. How about we get to know each other less.

But not everyone is as virtuous as I am.

i'm glad to see the superfish is hilarious again! http://funderpants.com

Maybe Kevin is good at sex. I mean he kept a black chick interested in him enough to have 2 of his kids....maybe he's got a big wang.

Last I heard Kendra was seeing Lukas Rossi.

It doesn't take much to get a black chick pregnant...

WHAT!?!?!?

Good old Kendra, she is best know for her strap on and female ejaculation movies. Gotta wonder if KFed likes strap ons.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@22 - I find pussy to be like pizza - the worst I ever had was still pretty damn good.

K-tard watched a porno, and that's the sex tape we've been hearing about.

#40- Damn right. Works like a charm.

I watched Kendra Jade in the following pornos:

1. Anal Gangbang #53: The Guiness Book Tales
2. Kendra Jade and the Twelve Angry Dwarfs
3. Thanksgiving at The Homeless Shelter; Servicing the Community
4. Ass Pirates of the Caribbean; Kendra Does Long Dong Silver
5. The 2006 Amputee Bukkake Festival
6. Deep Throat 5: Kendra and the Circus Freaks

And yet I still had respect for her. Not anymore.

@52: Yeah, but this would be like a slice from a box you forgot under your sofa. From, like, a month ago. With a bite taken out of it. Covered in mold. Would you still eat it? Huh?

Oh, hell, maybe you would...

I'm sorry, but to all the people saying that they'd hit that skanky mess, would you really want to follow Earl? Or any of congo line of gimps that have been there before? You're gambling with your life there. And by your life, I mean your penis.

I would strongly suggest spraying her poon with some Veridien's Viraguard before sticking any body part in her.

Mans biggest weakness..new pussy.

Some give in to the temptation, some dont. Its not always about the quality of the pussy, its the fact that its new. While one might jump from Vanessa Minillo to Jessica Biel and someone else might jump from Elle Mae to their other cousin, its all relative. Some people cannot or will not honor a commitment. Britney surely could see KFed was not a guy who bought into the commitment thing so she deals with it by drowning her stupidity in PAris Hiltons twat and some air freshner spray bewteen her legs like she is airing out the stench in her trailer.

However, some pussy, no matter how new to you, is so old and tired, that any normal man would pass. Fucking a porn star is not impressive. Most of them have websites where you can fuck them for twice the price of a good looking hooker. You just have to jump through more hoops to get to them. Fucking them is like bragging because you fucked a hooker. The only kind of guys that do it by choice are the ones that brag about it. For example, Tito Ortiz, a decent looking UFC guy, brings Jenna Jameson to his fights. He thinks that is impressive? Its the same mentality as a guy like K Fed going from impregnating a black chick twice, and while she is pregnant, move on and marry a hillbilly with bank. Then some skank porn star tempts him and he gives in without thinking. Low rent pussy attracts low rent dudes. Thats how people like that live. Money just gives them exposure and ridicule.

Britneys snatch looks like any other mother of kids from a trailer who cant shave properly or wipe her ass of the blood of KFed or the stickiness of her ass and the semen of others that now grows in her cooch.
Getting licked by PAris Hilton is like using the glue to keep the disease permanently on your body.

Take the money away and all these people are just like the neighbors we live near or make fun of from a distance because we got enough bank to live in a nice house.

@22, PapaHotNuts: I'd copyright that "Super Pussy" before someone else runs with it. I see a great comic book franchise in your future. Think of the fun just coming up with names for sidekicks and antagonists.

She's way classier than Britney ...

thats why i say kfed's a bitch!! he has sex w everyone all around the world!! :/

upgrade.

Kendra's foster dad was talking about her on the radio this morning and how she got into porn. He kind of just laughed off the whole k-fed thing. That girl must have been raised with a loving nurturing family to end up fucking this douche.

Good for him.

shitsandwhich.com

This girl is a million times prettier than Britney Spears will ever be.

Funny, in all this talk of pussies and porno and cocks - oh my! - my first thought was that I hope that Fertileloins and Skankalina used the one brain between them and thought to use birth control, because there's already far too many of this guy's fetal-alcohol syndrome, doob-infested spawn on this Earth as it is.

Ah, but #55, you didn't mention seeing "I'm A Dirty Cocksucking Filthy Cunt!".
Watching that might just put this fine, sophisticated, and morally upright lady back in your good books.

Is everyone here fogetting that Britney stole him from Shar Jackson? The bitch got what she deserved.

Earl wishes this were true!

Kendra is in a "supposed relationship" with Lukas Rossi, the guy who won Rock Star: Supernova. His myspace says otherwise, lol. (myspace.com/108929803)

Porn stars are the last people to have a fling with. Hope that this story is not true.

http://www.shopfemina.com/designers.html

the only "relationship" she's committed to is sucking and fucking anything that waves a dollar in her face, whether it is married or not.

Don't you think Britney was cheating on K-Fed as well?
http://www.britneyexposed.org

yeah, that's believable