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Nice gay checks.

Off topic:

Tom Cruise doesn't look so good.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2127/1807/1600/fat_celebs_tom_crue.jpg

Thanks to SpankCheeks

Um, those are starter checks, beer.

BOING!

BOING!

BOING!

Are those Precious Moments checks? Are those FUCKING PRECIOUS MOMENTS CHECKS? Jee. Zuss. H. Christ. Fucking Faggot.

Stupid fucking Earl had to handwrite his address on his starter checks... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh, and he signs his name like a bitch.

Not gangsta Earl!

Stupid K-Hole. I'm so glad you got dumped like a bitch.

Shitheel needs to fuck the fuck off right now!

#6 jrz: Looks like classic Winnie The Pooh to me. Nice gangsta style checks. Stupid lame assclown. He's just a little black raincloud...

Maybe it is Pooh. I thought I saw a little pink bow. well, regardless, he's a faggy little Winnie the Pooh loving circus freak.

It is Pooh. I'm so fucking disappointed that he didn't dot his "i"s with little circles like the bitch he is.

Nice bees at the top.

who the fuck writes starter checks? supposedly before britney he lived in a one bedroom apartment with 5 other guys. guess he was blowing his money on cornrows, night train, and reefer. i bet those losers roommates are the same one's following him around and helping to spend brit's money.

Let's all pool our money and buy that check

http://www.celebslam.com

Balls to the wall letting your rent check bounce. Respekt.

#13 CelebSlam: We could take that check on a tour of the best clubs and make more money than FedEx. We could get that check a pimped-out ride and bling and out-K-Fuck FedEx. I bet the check can sing and dance better than him too.

it's definitely winnie the pooh lol

I wish it would have been 3.625 cents! He had to know that sucker wouldn't cash...

I can't believe some jackass is willing to pay $390 bucks for a cancelled check from this fuckstick. But what is even better is that shipping for it is listed at $14.50. ITS A CHECK! PUT IT IN A FUCKING ENVELOPE, LICK A STAMP AND SEND IT ON ITS WAY! Look! There! Shipping for 39 cents!

@10 I thought it was a bow too. I think its a butterfly...

#18
It simply means that when Fed-Ex buys this to get it off of eBay he'll get fucked on the postage, too. Whoo-HOO!

Yes, Winnie the fucking Pooh. And wait! Is that his account number too... no, the fates are not that kind. That account was either not his or drained loooong ago... just like Brit.

Might as well give custody of Sean and Jayden to this check.

@22 ......what?

So he reportedly earned around 30K as a backup dancer and paid $3625 in rent?

Even my ten year-old's math isn't that bad.

Anyone surprised?? Brit got smart once she started banging me, and took him off her account.

#23: This check probably has better parenting skills than FedEx.

This has 28 bids on eBay already!

I should be working but I'm obsessed with this girly-ass Pooh check! Damn you, FedEx, you succubus!

I offer another Limerick:

There once was a fuck named K-Fed
Everyone wished he was dead
His wife took his cash
no one showed up to his bash
So he shot himself in the head.

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

That is Winnie the Pooh! Those are bees on it. What a freakin homo!

$3600 rent?? Where the hell was he living to justify paying that much?

$3625 in yorba linda? was he living in a mansion?

They are both trash but I still don't understand why Britney actually acts like she wants to be noticed as white trash because she talks with that little hick accent when she is indeed from Cali... Ha ha I don't fucking get it.

Ah ha, looks like it's going to be backup dancing again.

http://theblemish.com

Ironic that the check is probably worth more than K-Fed is now.

hey dont any of youse assclowns know that winnie the pooh has a big stash in his honey pot. in this diamond life its not what you know but who you know. ok.

#31---considering shar already had two kids PLUS kfed's daughter (3 kids in all)at the time the check was written, they probably at least lived in a 3 bedroom? kids are expensive and with his sucker ass that makes 4 kids shar had to try to keep indoors.

You know what? If you get 'starter checks' that are that fucking gay, you pimp-roll your cornrow-having ass down to the convenient and get a fucking money order. How you gonna be all hard with bumblebees buzzing around your Pooh checks. Wish someone would do a Weird Al joint with:

Shit's gettin heavy
Bounced a Pooh check
Trade my Lex fo' a Chevy

In way more important news, I haven't had a drink in 25 days and have lost three pounds.

POOHpozao? Just asking.

Rubber checks? This confirms it, Earl is a fucking clown. I wonder if water shoots out of that 'diamond' (wink, wink) ring?

Three years ago he bounced this check. No wonder he married Brit.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@38 BigJim - I don't think it was the drinking!

#42
Yeah, Britney just lost 180 of 'em and I bet she's still havin' a sippy sippy.

38 - My GOD, man. How do you LIVE???

he was a loser then and his a loser now

Jim - I had 25 drinks a day and gained three pounds... talk about fucking irony!!!

# 38 - Here's a toast to ya!!!!!!

I'm sitting here at work snickering at this check and all of your comments. I can see a faint picture of either Rabbit or Roo in the middle of the check.

Fifteen bucks *for shipping* and the guy has a shit feedback rating. Whoever buys that check is a dumbass

If I didn't drink for 3 days I would probably lose my mind, then murder my husband, quit my job, move to the carribbean, and spend the rest of may days laying around on the beach smoking hash while being serviced by numerous young tan boys with large latino penises. Yup, that's probably the most likely chain of events to follow.

Big Jim-good job on the 25 days. Fo' rizzle.

osh-I keep bumping my official "it's not too early" time by 15-minute increments to avoid EXACTLY the scenario you describe. Except I will have normal days instead of may days. And I let my husband live so the kids don't become wards of state. So basically, I just run away from home.

#39 - OMG!! That's a riot. So who in their right mind accepts a starter check for that much? You can't even go to the grocery store for milk with those checks in these days. Who is more stupid - K-Earl or the fool who takes his starter check?

Isn't it about time for Paris to do something stupid now? She's been out of the spotlight for alomst a week now.

may days... just another excuse to party, says I. And all my kids are buried under the basement floor so that pretty much takes care of that little snafu.

i didn't know banks printed gay checks nowadays

adult underoos --> http://www.funderpants.com

I like your child-anecdote prevention technique. Great for office parties.

#56
I sold mine on eBay. Charged a fucking fortune for shipping, too!

Why does he have little bumble bees on his checks? Did his mommy pick them out for him when she went with him to get his checking account?

Nah, he wasn't living in no mansion, the 3,500 have to be for like two years worth of back ren t from whatever shithole he'd been polluting with hisself, yo.

I'd like to know who the hell buys a bad check? What kind of fucked up shit is that? I have a couple of empty Diet Coke cans and some gum wrappers in my trash can I'll give away.

Either Britney put that shit on E-Bay or Kevin never payed it; cause you give bad checks BACK when the deadbeat pays for 'em.

haha, Yorba Linda. What a fucking hell hole.

What is next? Every fucking bad thing either one of them do is gonna be OUT THERE people. I think it will only get funnier and funnier

Hahaha this also means Earl has bad credit, he won't even be able to get a nifty economical Kia Rio in which to "roll" with his, crew?

Nope, he's gonna have to go old school trailer and get himself a clapped out 1985 IROCZ Camaro.

#53 wedgeone, I can predict the stupid thing that Paris will shortly be doing and let me give you a hint...

It involves the very fellow that we are discussing now...

#39 & #50 - freakin hilarious! 4 minutes till Happy Hour(s).... woohoo!
#38 - BigJim... is there a countdown to the towel drop?

Maybe KFed should sell his $300-fucking-thousand dollar watch, and he could afford to live there for another 82.75 months.

#38 My Man, you are making the ultimate sacrifice for us whores so we beg you-- Drop the Towel.

Maybe I should post a PrettyBaby sampler for your enjoyment just to thank you.

I will go home tonight and look for these classics in my pic box
* PrettyBaby doing body shot on other drunken galpals boobs

* PrettyBaby's butt entering one of those ball jump things.

No, I think those would NOT be good to post here.

BigJim - congrats! Are you wearing your chip? LOL Subliminal message **drop the towel, drop the towel**

Barbado - how hard do you think those guys at "Pimp My Ride" are going to laugh at FedEx when he rolls up in a Yugo for pimpin'? LOL

Not possible #66, that watch goes back to the soon to be ex as per the pre-nup.

#69, if he's lucky they'll laugh until he gets the hint and drives the fuck on. If he's not lucky they'll beat him to death with an array of assorted tools and then stick an airhose up his ass.

Say Hello to your future Kevin.

Death to the 'tards bidding on this crap. Hey maybe K-Fed can on board with the whole eBay thing. He can auction off one of his used Q tips for like a thousand bucks. I'm sure there are a few losers out there who would bid on it.

"get on board"

I love Happy Hour!

Yo, yo, yo Check this out
My name's K-fed and my eyes all red
been cryin all night, im better off dead
my punk ass is worthless, i cant pay my rent
homies better pay me back for them doobies that i sent
cant act worth a shit and my rapping sucks too
my diamond bigger then your budget , im better then you
bitche's divorcing me now so i gotta think fast
or else im gonna be a street hooker takin it up the ass
yo, yo ,yo my names k-fed, and most of the world wants to see me dead
I tell yall haterz yall dont mean a thing
after this divorce imma be selling my bling
*end song*

Refrain
He got da POOOOH checks...
He don't got nooo respekt...
Sit here and whine a little bitty
Now that he's off Britty's titty
He got da POOOOH checks...

#76 - We should write beautiful music together you sexy beast

#77 Only if you promise me we can play Webster Hall, baby.

#78 Of course ! Always willing to please sexy people !

#79
Please please me, oh, yeah, like I please you!

Now THAT would make a great song.
Damn, I'm good.

#80 - I'll spank you baby !! yeah baby yeah

Yo yo yo my name is naid
and im all the time looking to get laid
Sexybitch is tied to my bed
while i read the fish and laugh at K-fed
Stallion and Ferret spank us with their wangs
We're gonna kick danielle in her fangs....

Ok im white and it shows

Now that they've both lost their income, my sources tell me - to pay the rent 'The Fed' could be getting together with Donald R. to form a new 'Boy: No ask-No Tell' band called 'Torture.'
(I'm hoping the name is from Fed, not Rummy)
Variety is reporting their first gig is Gitmo - and they're expecting their audience will be 'captivated' and drivin' crazy by the show.

Of course - my sources HAVE been wrong before...

(I just wanted to point that out)

I didnt even realize it was a pooh check. haha that makes it funny.

Laughing.

At.

My.

Own.

Ass.

Or LAMOA. Either or.

You know what would be more hilarious? Federline getting caught by Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator. That - would be unbelievably hysterical.

Jailbait: "Hey KFed_Iz_Hawt77, I'm getting dressed. I'll be out in a second."

Federline: "Yo yo baby, I gun' tap dat azz yo. Puts um babiez up in that hizzy!"

Jailbait: "Did you bring the goods?"

Federline: "I gots da goods right here, babydoll. N I gots da dildo right here."

Jailbait: "Okay, put it in your ass."

Federline: "Wat?! U krazii, btch! KFed's not a pnz luvn hhomo!..."

Jailbait: "I'll give you a weekly allowance..."

...

Federline: "Alreddy sat'n it. Wearz teh mony, sexitits?"

Chris Hansen: "Hello, I'm Chri..."

*sees K-Fed sitting on a dildo*

Chris Hansen: "What the f..."

*vomits*

Federline: "Oh fux -- u Egon frmm teh GhsstBsstrz! Hu u gun cawl!?"

Yes, K-Fed, "hu u gun cawl?" I'm guessing a loan officer, possibly the Wal-Mart employment department.

woots

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Twinkle, twinkle K-Fed's bling
I forgot... there's just one thing
It goes back to Britney Lyn
What a fucking mess you're in

Twinkle, twinkle K-Fed's tears
YOU'RE NO LONGER MR. SPEARS!

# 82 Apparently the No-Ask-No-Tell band's first release will be - 'The Abu Ghraib Sessions'. It's a totally acoustic CD to highlight their talent. (and there's still no power over there)
Although previously unreleased in the West - it's already really popular in the Mid East.

How could K-Fed possibly be living anywhere that costs over 3grand a month before he met Brtiney?

#87
I like it, it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

K-Fed oops Fed-ex can bounce in many more ways. He can bounce like R-Kelly.

Bounce Bounce Bounce, its like murder she wrote once I get you out my boat. If you can't pay don't even try to stay. Just put your key in the ignition. Give me a toot toot Give me a beep beep.

# 88
It's got a good beat and you can 'dance' to it.

Sorry - (SP) beatin' - Yo !

#46 you're a fag - oh the irony

( I'm guessing he's currently offline #94 - But,needless to say, I've been wrong before)

#95 well thanks for the info kiddo -

NP # 96
And # 88 - According to the Iraqi Hit Tracker, and Dick Clark, the back 'beat' - chorus to that Album - 'We had nothing to do with 9-11. Mr. Sir!' - has already charted in Basra and is expected to do Top Ten all over Iraq and will likely chart in Syria and Iran as well.
'With a bullet' as they say in the industry.

#89 I'm guessing it's one year's worth of owed rent.

#94 - Are you looking for attention? I would be too with a stupid fucking name like marshmallow-dream. You should practice saying stupid shit in the mirror before you attempt to be funny... any of course by attempt I mean "fucking fail miserably at". Homophobes like yourself are funny enough with the sad attempts (again, read above definition) at humor. If you hang out with people funnier than you, please ask them for massive amounts of help. If not, please plan another Columbine-like shooting for you and your idiot comrades.

Oh yea, am I the only one surprised that he didn't sign the check with a poorly scribbled EARL and a bloody thumbprint?

I was surprised it wasn't written in crayon.

It's a starter check. Which just adds to the amusement.

Also - Yorba Linda? Jebus.

Again, I have to ask - what in the HELL was he renting in Yorba Linda for that kind of money? There are some nice houses there, but not for $3625 a month. That's a mortgage payment AFTER the housing bubble.

#103
That could actually be a coupla month's rent in one check: either first and last in order to rent a new place, or knowing what a financial wizard he is, a bounced rent check from the previous month and the current month. Which bounced.
Also, look at the date - he's six days late with the rent, too!
This is the reason why landlords love hemorrhoids like the K-Fedder.

looks like K-Fuck is desperately trying to find ANYTHING he can to pay those legal fees. Cancelled checks, receipt for cigarettes, his broken shoelaces....

He tried to make a withdrawal at the sperm bank before he realized it didn't have an ATM.

...videos of Brit giving him hummers...

#106 - I hear he got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job...

#108
Sippy sippy!

#108
You now owe me for a new keyboard and monitor. I didn't know I could spray coffee that thoroughly.

Rich, you now owe me a new digestive system because the violent vomitting I just did broke the one I was born with........mmm...is that the pasta I had last night? BRUNCH IS SERVED!

SB - Expense it. Big companies like you when expense shit.

Jrz - I'm going on eBay to find you a new digestive system as we speak... do you have a racial preference? Nothing like penne with bile sauce...

#99 - I'll take that as a yes. Now chug along ... get a life.

That is pretty high rent for a lowlife schmuck.

Rich, which your on Ebay might as well look into a small camper for K-earl, he MIGHT be able to run an extension cord from shar's new place to his camper if he works his dick right

and hello sexybitch *nibble*

Edit - They took down K-earl's check from Ebay... hmm wonder what happend ?

#113 - Take what as a yes? You didn't ask me if I wanted to cock slap you. Aim for another target you fucking doofus.

#1 you said "fist" hahaahahahahahahaha. boo-yah!

-Stuart Scott

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In my experience, starter checks don't usually have pictures on them. I wonder if something more sinister is going on here?

Like Kevin stole a blank sample check and it's not even his account or something?

Starter check! Not only did this bounce but I bet it wasn't even from his account - ahhhhhhhhhh he's going to do well for himself.

FedEx bounced a Pooh check? My day just keeps getting better.

that is starter check. he send it and didnt realize it was made out to "void"

Ok I lived in Yorba Linda for several years and and it is a very nice place to live. Our rent was $1800 for a 2 bedroom apartment. Just knowing that that loser, greasy, wannabee lived there when I did grosses me out!! And it really brings down the City!!!!!! WOW he lived really close to me...ewwwwwwwww!! I am thinking it is 2 months rent.

That is definitely 1 month rent!! The house is listed for over 1 million!!!!!!!!!! I looked it up to see where it was and it was the next street over from where I lived. Small world!! I am sooo happy he is getting what he deserves!!! NOTHING!!!!

http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?city=Yorba%20Linda&state=CA&zprop=25402095

They took the check off eBay, but here's something even better!

http://cgi.ebay.com/KFed-Kevin-Federline-Resume-HOT-DEAL-Rare_W0QQitemZ150057490052QQihZ005QQcategoryZ53240QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem