Nov 13 2006Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits

With his tiny penis, and now impending male-pattern baldness, he should not be surprised.

i agree with comment before hehe tiny pennis

http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

No wonder she said monogamy is overrated and were all just animals, she was looking for the wonder penis all along

Gee, I wonder if they will get back together.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Hardly shocking...you can only trade the same, boring STD's back and forth for so long before you begin to crave something new. I heard Jude is after Paris Hilton since the split, since he hasn't contratced HIV yet. Collect the set!

Did anyone see those 'age projection' pics of him, where he's totally bald? Yul Brenner minus the sex-appeal. Giant egghead.

He always looks like he could become violent to me. Like a really mean drunk. Sienna looks like she just gets bitchier by the second. Do they have sororities in England?

My sources tell me Jude's promotion contract with Pittsburgh Tourism was causing tension in the relationship.

what a shame. Could someone pass me the bottle of I Could Care Fucking Less, please?

20 says she's with tommy lee in a week.big american penis> tiny english penis.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Who?

I'm sure this has nothing to do with Jude's small penis

http://www.celebslam.com

These two are so fucking boring. She is marginally cute but a 10 on the irritating scale. And HE is a fucking idiot. I get soooo tired of some of my galpals simpering over *Jude Law* He is not hot at all. No way. No how.

Jrz - You can have the rest of mine. I had my fill after one fucking swig. When two ugly people break up, they're just doing the rest of us the service of not having to watch any of their PDAs.

Yes, she needs to get a more interesting, more scummy man like possibly Tommy Lee (yep #9)

yawwwwnnnnn.

YYYYAAAAAAAWWWWWNNN!... I'm so sleepy for some reason. Must be a slow news day or something...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

"They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

(Referring to their fucking careers, probably.)

Sienna Miller is a buck-toothed slag.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

He looks like a fossil !!

I can't believe it took her this long to realize that he likes men, you know, like that Tom Cruise dude.............

some people will do anything to stir up a little publicity, divorce is all the rage this year. Watch for Sienna to attempt to buy a black child, and for Jude to hook up with Hohan.

The only person who's interested is the nanny.

Besides making fun of people that live in unfortunate areas of the country, this is the only way this bitch can keep her name in the press. It certainly isn't for her acting skills.

Small penises are nice when you want to retain your virginity.

balding or not, he doesn't have to keep denting her poon anymore. she's probably deep enough to accommodate a sectional sofa at this point. she's beyond tired and worn out. he can do so much better than this talentless twit.

Hey! Cavenmen are part of our daily lives now you know. Haven't you seen the Geico commercials? He was probably a garbage man.

All, this is totally off topic, but since the stories are boring today I need to share with you this lovely tidbit from my old friend rock & roll takeover, a 19 year old who always writes about her life to try to make herself feel better. This is taken from the britny blow job post from last week. Peruse at your leisure, it's truly magnificent.

Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on November 11, 2006 11:14 AM

I don't work for any bands. I'm a freelance photographer, and full time college student at New College (a school you have to be almost genius to be accepted into), and I do mostly action shots of bands performing, which requires SKILL, and I develop my own film. I've had pictures published in Rolling Stone, Alternative Press, Blender, Guitar Player Magazine, and Hit Parader. I've been at this since I was 14. What were you doing between 14-20 that required any kind of skill other than getting gang banged by your school's chess team (the football team probably wouldn't look twice at you)? And I do hang out and party with them and normally my BOYFRIEND is there with me. My boyfriend's dad also happens to be a celebrity hair stylist, Gary Glossman...cuts hair for Lenny Kravitz, Bono, etc. So I've gotten to hang out with and photograph U2 (you're right, only no name bands that no one's heard of). In fact, Bono flies into our little beach community in Sarasota, FL just to get his hair cut by him. I could list about 150 bands that I've photographed, most of them are famous (or were when I photographed them), including Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Primus, The Used, Puddle of Mudd, Korn, even Pearl Jam, etc. And some aren't exactly famous, but well known among the music scene, like Every Time I Die, Buckethead, Senses Fail, Mindless Self Indulgence, Unwritten Law, etc.

What is it exactly that makes you "superior" to me? The fact that you're old? You have kids? You work behind a desk all day at a job so boring that you spend all your time on this site? The fact that you wish so badly you could get a taste of the good life celebs live?

And just so you know, most of the posts that were posted that time were not even me. Those pics weren't of me, and pretty much everything after those pics wasn't me. Some fucktard thought it would be funny to steal my name and put words in my mouth, which is more childish than anything I've said or done on this site.

I hardly ever comment on here, but from now on when I do, I'll make it a point to get a rise out of you, which I also seem to be good at. Toodles

I hope they realize they won't get nearly the coverage that Brit and K-Fed are getting.

http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

#27 Wow! As danielle always stupidly writes: "chirp, chirp".

Although I wrote about myself on the Pam thread today so maybe I suck too. But mine was a lot shorter and about my sex life, so hopefully I'll be forgiven.

What 20 year old signs off with toodles? What the fuck does that even mean?

There's an herbal treatment for people suffering from the disorder R&R has....it's called Hemlock/Death Therapy....100% effective in curing assholes.

That has to be a fake Post, somebody that stupid would forget how to breath and choke to death.

My God! I just did not see this coming!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#29. Keep my name out your mouth.

Thanks.

@34- I have something to keep in your mouth.

OMG - who dropped all the names in here? I keep tripping over them and ewwwwww, I have PeeWee Herman on the bottom of my shoe!

JRZ - hey sweetie, I am thinking we need to hand out some of that Hemlock/Death Therapy.

biatcho - yow, making more friends? LOL

@34- It rhymes with "fuge lucking gick."

lol Papa - always trying to help the needy. You are a humanitarian!

#37 - HA!!! You may want to bring your own tetanus shot.

and rabies, and dystemper, and hoof and mouth disease, and....hell - just grab a vet vaccine manual!

#35&37. That's sweet. I'll go grab some tweezers.

#39. (wind)

I have never been able to forgive Jude for being in the movie "A.I." which was, and shall always be, the biggest piece of cinematic crap ever created. He was the creepy and gross "Gigalo Bot" and I have held it against him ever since. I don't think he's attractive at ALL and if he weren't famous, he would be the guy at the bar that girls would be avoiding at all costs.

Thanks Papa... it's passing wind again...

Bitchsnort- Phlegm ( look it up in a dictionary and there should be a picture of you there)

You can't get rid of it. It just keeps coming back for more, even though no one ever seems to address it.

Curl up and die already. Please.

There's a hair salon in Texas called Curl Up & Dye....who was telling us that? Hmm....anyhow, why is she here?

I was about to ask you the same question honey.

BTW- I came on here to address UglyBetty....I mean PrettyBaby.

All of a sudden I have BillyBob and the Gang up my ass for some reason.

Haven't been on here in days sweetie....Yet still there are retards on here spewing my name out of context, you being one of them.

So ask not "why am I here". Ask "why do YOU care".

Dumbass.

@41- You don't have tweezers. That would imply you groomed yourself, and we all know you are as dirty as a 10 cent whore, except you are worth a nickel less. You were born out the crack of a donkey's ass and I hate your family for knowing you.

JRZ - yeah, it is next to the cleaners with the big sign that says "Drop your pants and jacket off"

danielle is such a pretty name for a bitch. Haven't we talked about what happens when you start acting all high and mighty? Don't make dust off my old clothes and roll up my sleeves.
You make nice with your playmates. I don't want to have to come back here.

#47. Actually, dumbass, since when do you need to own a pair a tweezers to be qualified as being "groomed"? The only use that I have for tweezers are either getting a splinter out or ...getting a splinter out.

If you're implying that I need them for some other "grooming" purposes do tell me.

FYI- For someone who calls themself "PapaHotNuts"...you really shouldn't be giving ME hygenic advice.

You should try and focus more on the fact that you have "hot nuts". I bet that region of your hairy body hasn't been explored with soap in say...months? years? decades? You're disgusting.

What's that you say? You were born out of your mother's ass? That's interesting.

That explains the stench.

hmmmmm sounds like someone wants to play the new game by the makers of "Whack-a-mole" it is called "Slap-a-ho"

#49. "Don't make dust off my clothes and roll up my sleeves"?

Cleary not me. Nice try. Go back to preschool and learn how to write coherent sentences. Until then, stop impersonating someone who is higly superior to your skank ass.

Thanks.

@47...Now THAT'S witty commentary. Superfish, take notes.

@50- I haven't needed soap for my hot nuts since I pulled your mom off the welfare line to begin her new job of "professional testicle licker." She's great, and the fact she can wash dishes and do laundry makes her a triple threat. Take three fingers, jam them in your mouth, them mumble the words, "Is that all, Boss?" and you will have a perfect impression of your mother while she's at work.

Stand back people. I am TROLL MAN. I'll handle this.
danielle is my alter ego. She doesn't know when to quit. You have to give her a good swift kick in the cunt to get her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. She understands nothing else.
Be gone danielle. Never return.

Didn't they already do that?

You would find that witty. Why am I not surprised. Hmmm.

#54. Ok. Enough with the cheap jokes. You obviously pll thesee pathetic rants out of your ass for a living.

My mother wouldn't touch you with an 80 foot pole. Scratch that. She wouldn't touch your ass period.

Take three dicks, jam them in your ass...and you basically can go home.

Your job as a "professional escort for a day" would be done.

#55. I'll go when you do. That'll be..never.

#46 Alright danielle, I'll try to never utter your name again, k? I don't get why you can't just have fun and shoot the shit. You freak out ALL the time, that is why you get shit all the time. Try to chill and be cool, for God's sakes.

But ugly, oh no Darlin. Anytime, your ready to compare the goods, let me know.

**sniffs air** I smell Sasquatch.

There's suddenly this horrible stench in this thread... someone invoked a walking piece of shit that likes to use my own lines against me! I'm calling my wife... I need a hug...

Troll Man--I just laughed out loud at that. Hee heee hee!!!

Well then, close your legs. That simple.

#59. That's too bad that you're ugly. Best wishes for surgery in the future.

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Fee Fie Fo Fum......

heh. danielle thinks she's witty.

Something tells me someone's gonna pour Colt 45 and broken dreams all over this thread any minute now. And then they'll respond with:

BitchPOORt - go drink some, colt fourtyfive and pour your broken . dreams all of this this thread. ill be waiting for it anyminute now.

65 - funny, I could have sworn I heard 'dee dee dee' right after that!

Too lame for my taste.

That's 70 and counting.

Getting back to the topic AT HAND:

I call dibs on Sienna Miller!

Oh my, what a series of Unfortunate Events!

71 - I dunno - she looks like she has a bucktooth problem...could be painful!

Now if I only gave a fuck...

She's cute enough - and I doubt that Jude actually put much of a "dent" in it - and at least her body is in good shape - not like T Reid - and these crazy mixed up boobs...... http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

Hey, Rich, you forgot, I feel sorry for you.

Jrz - and my whore craked out mother? I'm actually enjoying watching everyone else kick our dead horse.

Oh yeah, Sienna and Jude would look better if you carefully shaved them both and switched their hairstyles. Or maybe not, but they couldn't look worse.

Jesus H. Rollerblading Christ. I thought this happened already...do they issue press releases when they take a dump, too?

Yeah, they suck, that is all you can say. And they are so horribly boring.

But I like the idea of shaving them and switching hair. I would like to try shaving the head of......

Oh, never mind.

I'm willing to bet neither one broke off with the other by texting them.
Because that's how classy people do it now.

Bucky Miller.

That would be an unfortunate event now would it?

Gruesome....I can imagine those choppers tearing away at the skin as we speak.

Thank you Pagan, you saved this penis a trip to the emergency room! :)

#81 Yeah, avoid those ER penis stretchers.

Troll Man here ***
That's 83 and counting

Anything for my favorite star :)

Apparently Meredith Baxter-Birney's time machine is a success.

Sienna is only known for being the chick that Jude cheated on..

Pittsburgh Strikes Back.

She's now "That minor actress formerly involved with Jude Whatsisname."

does anyone really care about these two? if people were cars, these two would be Kias.

Lewd Jaw and Iemma Sinner need to hop the express train for obscurityville

I'll take her

@37. No. In your case, I'm pretty sure it rhymes with "enormous sloppy cunt."

jude law is a hottie!!!!!!!!

oooh we know... we know... ask us... ask uss...

> 37. Posted by PapaHotNuts on November 13, 2006 11:25 AM
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> @34- It rhymes with "fuge lucking gick."
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oh no sorry its just that bloke who has
an overimportant view
of his self worth

didn't you leave to start
your own web site ?

so why are you still here ?

oh i see... lol lol lol

lets hear it for the saddo : ))

by the way "big" jim

do let us know how that turns out for you : ))

yeah, i guess jude's pretty good at bluffing - 'really baby, i was just checking the maid's oil!'