Nov 16 2006Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter get it on

who the fuck is derek jeter?

I think Jeter bats both ways as well.

Yet another reason to fucking hate Derek Jeter. I'd put a hurtin' and a squirtin' on Ms. Beal's bum. She deserves me, really she does.

I thought Jeter was half black?

New post at "The Angry Ferrets."

It's about butt-slamming a deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Jeter plus Biel would equal a homosexual relationship.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

- She's not anorexic like most of Hollywood ( I would kill for her ass)

- She walks her own dog and has a bag to scoop the poop

- And she has a dog that looks like a dog not a fucking rat in a sweater.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!

@3 RichPort - You forgot to mention the new "Butt-Slamming Deer" post at The Angry Ferrets

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Oh and I forgot to add that she is banging one of my beloved NY Yankees. Too bad it isn't A-Rod instead.

I think the poop bag is for her. She looks like she poops alot. In fact, I'll bet her hobbies are weight lifting and pooping.

I exercise too, you know.

Oh, but don't worry. It's in no place any of you can see. :)

God, not Jeter - anyone but him! I hate that cocky yankee son of a bitch. RED SOX ALL THE WAY, BITCHES. THe Yankees are made to pluck their eyebrows, and keep their hair short, no telling what else they have to keep short.

I would go homo for jessica biel. I usta have an ass like that in college. now, stupid computer job... damn you beer!

I know who the arrogant fucker Jeter is but who the fuck is Jessica Biel?!

zzzzzz........zzzzzzzz..........zzzzzzz....huh....wha....oh.....same shit *pulls covers over head*........

That is one SWEET rump!!

Say it aint so! Man, what is it with hot women liking DEREK JETER? If you do a lookup, he's been with some lookers!

Jessica needs a black man and not a half black man neither, an ALL BLACK man! Nobody will appreciate that "shape" of hers like the brothas would.

I...love...her...Man!

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justme is gonna hate this story!!!

I thought Jeter died in that plane crash in NYC last month ?

You bastard Derek Jeter!!!!!!!! Seriously though, I'm really the only man qualified enough to love her.

JETER!!! Wrong choice for this woman who is by far "Out of his league!"
JETER swallows!!!!

@17 - Hilarious PPPBaby!!

The pit is salivating at the boobs threatening to pop out and land at his feet like eyeballs from a toddler.

Should we officially crown him as a god?

http://www.celebslam.com

Don't fuck with this chick....what's she got there, a pit bull?

I like her, I like him. I approve.

My butt will give her butt a run for the money (so to speak). And I'm going to have to break ranks - can we give the Ferret ad spamming a break for awhile? It's getting annoying.

@6 Rats need sweaters or they get cold (especially in Colorado where I live) and they need love too. Let's not judge those who love rats please, I own two and love my chihuahuas dearly. As a bonus, I also pick up their poop. So, 'don't be hatin.'

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Wow, the extremely overrated Jeter strikes again! Between him and the whatever-the-fuck-nationality Fez, there can't be too many untainted actress left out in Hollywood these days.

Mmmm, Jeter is yummy. In fact, they're both pretty damn hot. I wouldn't mind being locked in a room with 'em!
#6 - right on

that's a disgusting poop sack - and the bag of dog shit is gross too

Good for him, he has plenty of time to fuck her since he obviously has given up practicing baseball.

Fuck you Jeter, you trumped-up, condescending ass-wipe. I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit, you cock sucker.

DJLTC

# 28 what you talkin bout willis? derek jeter has a busted face for sure but wilmer valderrama can ride this philly ALL NIGHT LONG. i would channel my inner slut for him.

oh yeah, wilmer is venezuelan.

So that makes Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minillo, Jordana Brewster, Joy Enriquez (another girl from "7th Heaven"), Mariah Carey, & "Miss Universe" Lara Dutta. Did I miss anyone? Why does this overrated bastard get everyone? I could see Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but Derek Jeter? What the fuck, why can't someone show a guy like Warrick Dunn (who lost his mother to a murder when he was a teen, raised his siblings, made in into the NFL as a pro-bowler, and gives millions to charity every year) some love? Why don't these women ever sleep with someone that isn't a piece of shit? I have to agree with #31 here, fuck you Jeter, you trumped-up, condescending ass-wipe. I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit, you cock sucker.

can you blame her, she knows derek can swing the lumber.

#26

Why don't you grow a set of testicles and post under your own name?

Are you a stalker? Because I do have one fine, muscular ass.

That ass makes me dizzy.

I would like to state that my ass is so TOTALLY rounder than Miss Biel's. However, I have yet to fuck Derek Jeter, so....she wins.

#21 Hey now... revealing all the secrets.

Jeter-chugging aside, I kind of think this woman might be gay. There's just something about her that seems, at the very least, very interested in having a few too many and asking "Have you ever wondered what it would be like...?" But then, of course, there's a small part of me who'd like to be there to have that conversation with her.

Does anyone know if she has dated anyone or been linked to anyone before now?

#6... I couldn't agree more, that pitbull is beautiful.

I think Jessica is my new rolemodel. I just wish I knew what she has done, other than the uber Christian more wholesome than Fullhouse tv show.

i love how she isnt going the "look at me im anorexic" route.that ass looks scrumptious.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

She always looks good.

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Biel doesn't need an all Black man when said half Black man is half Black from the waist down. I've heard Derek Jr is quite something. And with all the tail he's gotten in the past ten years, it must be.

Only white trash females and whores race mix. That's a big list too. Once you go black we don't want you back. Bye bye Biel good luck getting a straight laced white man ever again.

I have no problem with how much a girl can bench press if she looks like Jessica Biel. I'll take buff babes anyday over someone with "lunch-lady arms", or a lollipop like Paris...

#44, you are a dick wad....I am a white male married to a hispanic female.....

What, are you some kind of fucking wanna be nazi? Go fuck yourself, you condescending overblown ego skin head cock sucker....(or let your skinhead brothers fuck you in the ass, either way, you're a homo).

Back on track, Biel has one of the hottest hollywood bods around, period. Fuck those anorexic "i-can't-eat-because-i-might-gain-a-pound" cracked out skinny ass looking types....Jessice Biel could bench press 10 of those bitches...with her ass muscles!

Why is Derek Jeter running with a leash around his neck?

I normally have a plethora of hatred for Derek Jeter (aka the Most Overrated Baseball Player Ever) but I'll give him props for pulling Biel. She's sort of incredible.

Well I guess that means that Jeter is OFFICIALLY gay, like we all thought. Since we know Jessica B. is gay, seeing her with her girlfriend in pics continuously for the last two months, its nice to see Derek coming out like this. Any male dating Jessica B. from now on is offically a closeted homosexual in search of a beard, in my book.

I would snatch that rotund ass up!

44. James, I'm sensing that you just might drive around proudly sporting a "W" sticker on your GMC Suburban, you frequently quote Pat Buchannan with reverence, you watch
"The 700 Club", and you have chronic ED. Either that, or your mom was a crack whore, can't tell, ...

49. Jeter's probably gay, but then baseball is a completely homosexual pseudo-sport, so what do you expect of its players. The ball isn't even in play 95 % of the time, WTF!

Damned if this lesbian doesn't have the sweetest, tightest ass on the planet. What a waste, ...

hahahahahah look at the last picture, it looks like shes trying to make that poor dog fly away from her balloonus ass

That's one lucky dog.

I wonder if she's into the peanut butter?

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And whats the dogs name? Tell us fish!

The dog's name is Barky.

Wait...Derek Jeter is a dog now? How did that happen? I thought that was a Disney movie that they re-made like 12 times.

Raise the woof!

#1, are you sirius?

Jeter is my hero. Someone we should hate but we just cant despite the fact he gets anything he wants.

Why do so many people hate Jeter? I hate the yankees and like Derek.

Nice catch Jeter

BigJism shut the fuck up obviously you know nothing, same as every other clueless asshole who's replied to my comments. 46, who gives a fuck what you married. Also who gives a fuck what you have to say, NO ONE. Freedom of Speech, learn it. Take a break from worshipping hollywood and learn about freedom of speec and freedom of expression. Damn you two are so fucking stupid neither of you had a real response nor a good comeback. Duckfaced race mixing whore. HAHAHA.

I love the comments by you pathetic chavinistic swine. Just because you aren't comfortable with your manhood because your penises are the size of amoeba, or you've been castrated doesn't mean you have to call every woman stronger than you a homosexual or male. At least she's willing to get off her ass and work it into shape unlike you tubs of lard. As for you biggots, what can I say you're just jealous Jeter got a fine piece of woman and you didn't. I know I'm sorry too that you all have to go home to your mothers, or your grandmothers and beg her to let you suck on her teats. Either that or it's the Emilio from the local construction worker "servicing" you lot.

I love the comments by you pathetic chavinistic swine. Just because you aren't comfortable with your manhood because your penises are the size of amoeba, or you've been castrated doesn't mean you have to call every woman stronger than you a homosexual or male. At least she's willing to get off her ass and work it into shape unlike you tubs of lard. As for you biggots, what can I say you're just jealous Jeter got a fine piece of woman and you didn't. I know I'm sorry too that you all have to go home to your mothers, or your grandmothers and beg her to let you suck on her teats. Either that or it's the Emilio the local construction worker "servicing" you lot.

she's wild hot, how dare you even question her attractiveness. I love that she stays super-fit and healthy unlike the other whores in Hollywood like Nicole Richie, Paris and Lindsay Lo.

nice....wow, he's really hitting the honey pot hard!

You know .... with an ass like Jessica's .
All the guys must want to do it from behind !

As much as I would like to hear the story behind those two I think she is very smart in the fact that she is not talking and it is her right to keep her life a secret. I think if more hollywood couples would do the same their relationships might survive.