November 28, 2006
Hilary Duff is single
Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have broken up after two and half years together. Madden made an appearance at Enclave in Chicago Wednesday night and allegedly told clubgoers he and Duff had split. His band's manager confirmed the split, saying:
"I can indeed confirm that Joel is single. We are not going to elaborate on Joel's personal life but I will say they have split."
I would've assumed Joel broke things off after realizing he was dating a horse except that I know what he looks like. And you don't look like Joel Madden and break up with girls. In fact you don't look like Joel Madden and do much of anything, except maybe sit in your room and pray they make a live action Pillsbury Doughboy movie for you to star in.
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Comments
1. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 28, 2006 1:58 PM
You would think Joel was single now, but his boyfriend say's different...........
2. Posted by shankyouverymuch on November 28, 2006 1:59 PM
Hilary Duff has the head of an ANT... 1st???
3. Posted by shankyouverymuch on November 28, 2006 2:02 PM
Hey Stallion... I've been looking at your blog site, good job-looks pretty cool, very odd pix you've got going there...
4. Posted by sayll on November 28, 2006 2:12 PM
Maybe he ran out of carrots.
5. Posted by mikeski on November 28, 2006 2:21 PM
Nice earrings, emo.
6. Posted by crabbie on November 28, 2006 2:22 PM
She's a beast.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
7. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 28, 2006 2:29 PM
I am not sure anyone cares really. I think it's all about Brit's vagina.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_vagina_facts.htm
8. Posted by ponk on November 28, 2006 2:39 PM
is she even legal age yet? jeeeebus!
9. Posted by JungleRed on November 28, 2006 2:39 PM
Snooze.
Duff's purportedly a virgin. So what difference does it make? So they'll continue to NOT have sex together? That guy's a nimrod for putting up with that shit for 2 and 1/2 years.
10. Posted by polypam on November 28, 2006 2:41 PM
Just goes show that rock stars shouldn't date virgins. End of story.
11. Posted by enfilade on November 28, 2006 2:51 PM
Oh good, we need another hollywood skank.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
12. Posted by Binky on November 28, 2006 2:52 PM
Maybe she'll finally 'Wake Up' and get together with that stalker.
13. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on November 28, 2006 2:56 PM
Maybe Paris and Brit have room for her in the back seat of her whore-mobile! (Sorry, no panties allowed!)
Come, join the "Tour of Whores - 2006!"
Learn how to show your shaven cooch!
Drink booze with un-shaven men!
Contract new and exotic crotch critters!
Throw your self-respect to the wind!
14. Posted by Just Some Girl on November 28, 2006 2:57 PM
i almost forgot to read this story when i got distracted by the vagina update. that's how much i care.
yeah, that's pretty pathetic that a 30 year old "rock star" was dating hilary the virgin for so long. then again, i'm not suprised considering when i met him 5 years ago he was shorter than i was (and i'm 5'5").
15. Posted by Wonked on November 28, 2006 2:59 PM
Hmmm... Hillary Duff or Britney's Muff...
There's a reason why hours later I can still get to be #15.
http://www.wonked.net
16. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 28, 2006 3:00 PM
What a cute double chin on Joel!
http://www.celebslam.com
17. Posted by radio4play on November 28, 2006 3:35 PM
ok wait for it....here it comes....almost there.....BUAHAHAHAHAH no really BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18. Posted by Kristin on November 28, 2006 3:42 PM
She looks like absolute shit.
19. Posted by Meritocrat on November 28, 2006 4:08 PM
A long, magnificent, public climax to Britney's decay! Every day, new pictures! Soon her left breast will explode because her milk ducts are blocked by silicon! Just when I thought it couldn't get more satisfying, Hilary Duff is set freeeee! Free to marry meeeeeee [in certain liberal states].
20. Posted by ImaCracka on November 28, 2006 4:50 PM
I can assure you, wink wink knudge knudge, that she is not a virgin......
Dont believe me...????
Come sniff my dick..
Prove to me that is not a Duff type smell.....
21. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 28, 2006 4:51 PM
#20
i wouldn't go around bragging that i deflowered a horse. that's still illegal in most states.
22. Posted by superficially on November 28, 2006 8:30 PM
People why read this crap about "horse-face" and "got-no-poon-for over two years"....
Britney Spears is displaying her greatest talent yet....it's gross but at least it's not boring like these two nobodies
23. Posted by ImaCracka on November 29, 2006 2:06 AM
#22 Good point...... I would like to retract my earlier statement and state for the record.... I have never deflowered a horse.........
24. Posted by saltpeanuts on November 29, 2006 6:00 AM
Hey Joel, cheer up, emo kid. Hillary still has the biggest teeth I've ever come across.
25. Posted by jrzmommy on November 29, 2006 6:22 AM
WHO?
26. Posted by FecalPellets on November 29, 2006 6:57 AM
I read somwhere that Hilary got those monstrosities filed back down to normal tooth size. Now she won't be able to gnaw on carrots or sugar cubes as quickly.
Seriously, she was so beautiful a couple years ago. This is what shitty cosmetic dentistry and starvation get ya. Welcome to Hollyweird!
27. Posted by UsedHotelSoap on November 29, 2006 10:06 AM
Oh my god Hilary is so freaking weird
28. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on November 29, 2006 11:22 AM
They both need to die.
29. Posted by killeristic on November 29, 2006 8:14 PM
this is just sad
30. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on December 1, 2006 3:08 PM
Haylie will F U Joel.
31. Posted by Glammarama on December 1, 2006 3:47 PM
Hilary who?
32. Posted by peopleRweird on December 2, 2006 10:35 PM
#10 I can not believe that you called Joel Madden a rock star.Have you heard any of Good Charlotte's(so-called)music? If you have had the misfortune to hear it,you will know it is a far,far cry from rock.If you are going to call him anything call him a washed up popstar or a thirty year old has-been who is in a band whose target audience are nine-year-old girls.
33. Posted by OhMyMeg! on December 2, 2006 11:59 PM
Her face is at least 3 shades lighter than her neck and what the hell is up with that blue shit under her eyes?
Her stylist must've been enjoying a rum and Coke while putting on Hilary's makeup.
34. Posted by superstar on December 3, 2006 12:59 PM
Joel has a double chin...looks gross since it looks like a saggy bag hanging off his chin!