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It looks like an eerie cross between the Fruit of the Loom guys and RuPaul. Scary...

Nice to see Seal showing his true colors.

Finally! A hot sexy mama who doesn't have to dress like a whore on Halloween. I get that she's the snake with the apple, but what is Seal supposed to be? Eve? A tree? A dashboard hula dancer? Hmmm...

And God said, "Let There Be Goofiness..."

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

creative, tacky, and ridiculous, everything Halloween should be... i love it!

Jesus what scary costume

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Are they Lance Armstrong's "twig & berry"?

Hey Seal, next year if you want to go as something VERY frightening, you should go as - Seal.

Seriously, you are one ugly mother fucker. You sing like a godamn bird, but you are ugly as a mofo.

All Seal needs for a scary costume is a ratty shirt and to walk around with arms outstretched mumbling "brains!"

great, the first post is a gay-acting interracial liberal couple. i can't wait to read all the political essays. FUCK!

Rich, my immediate reaction was similar to yours. Fruit of the Loom guys on LSD.

What they should have done was show close ups of Seal in that costume!

I love it. Hot celebrities acting stupid..you can't get much better than that.

I'm cold and there are wolves chasing me....

Well, you can't say it isn't creative

I don't get these costumes, I know it has to do with Adam and Eve or something......

Seal should have went as a seal, and she should have went as one of those people who clubs them on the head that PETA is always pisssed about........

#15 - ??? You may need to lay off the jujyfruit. Last time I ate to many SweetTarts I had dreams of being attacked by vampire sheep... or maybe it was the chupacabra...

Rich, you mean it isn't Seal and Heidi freaking me out bu it's a mad overdose of high fructose corn syrup and red dye #8?
ohh...today IS going to suck.

I read somewhere that the red dye used in food comes from crushed beetle shells... maybe it's the beetles.

I like Stallion's costume idea...

great outfits and a very inventive way to hide her humongous baby-belly!

He should have worn that mask he wears all the time with the scarred up face and the gapped tooth.

Gapped tooth ass bitch.

They look like they have fun together. I love their costume... very orginal and cute.

I take it Heidi is the apple and the snake and Seal as Eve will eventually bite the apple... all very goofy and sexy... my kind of evening!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Says alot that they go as Eve and the serpent and Heidi is the snake! What would Sigmund say about that one? And is it just me or is Seal overdoing it a bit? My first impression - participants in a Mardi Gras gay pride festival. My second impression - one of the worst nightmares I've ever experienced in my life.

17 I can totally picture that.

23: "Gapped tooth ass bitch."

Yes, but what about Heidi?

@27 - Gapped "leg" ass bitch.

This year me and my husband went to Diddy's party dressed up as a penis and a pair of testicles. People kept calling me Pam and telling me they loved my sex tape. It was weird.

I'm nursing a Parrot Bay and Hershey hangover. Oh, and I have a zit the size of Barbra Streisand's nose on my cheek.

Fucking candy.

you all are complete idiots. go read a damn book and lay off the X for a couple of days.

Babs' snout is pretty fucking gigantic, commish. You may want to seek medical intervention for that honker!!!

Hey DanYELL, drop dead, you fucking tax-dollar sucking whore.

I have someone coming by to take a look. I'm gonna try to score some Percocet because it hurts like a motherfucker.

Commish - Squeeze it on damnYELL. She's a pimple on the ass of society anyway.

it sure as hell is refreshing to see a woman (a beautiful one, at that) not dressed as a slutty pirate/nurse/bagel/chair/telephone for once.

i'll drop-dead when after you finish filling out those papers to become a legal citizen of the United States you dumb fucktard :).

I wouldn't dare touch Heidi Klum after she's been with that jungle bunny. That's completely gross. I wonder how many white guys gagged when they learned she married that spear chucker. Survey said: ALOT 36 she's a race mixing whore nuff said.

oops..i meant "when you...." some of your dumbness must have rubbed off on me.

James, damnYELL. damnYELL, James. Enjoy each other, you have lots to talk about...

I'd eat that apple

abd have sex with her

http://www.celebslam.com

I love you Bitchport

James, I am sure Heidi would not give you a split second's attention anyway - so don't worry about having to screw her.

Ah....the literary giant returns. When I become a citizen? What kind of fucking dunce-cap wearin' put down is that? Man oh man oh man....truly small potatoes this one.

danielle, the only thing i rubbed off on you was the jizz of my unit on your face.

Rich (40) hee heee heeeee!!! Excellent match up. The product of our welfare system and inner-city education meets a David Duke wannabe! Let the ruckus begin!

Small potatoes? Gee golly gosh darn wow!

I must say, you are one of the smartest people I've met today...considering I've only come into contact with a street bum asking for cash and the grilled cheese sandwich I had for lunch.

But all in all, you (by far) are the most interesting! Interesting indeed.

Jrz - it's like a fucking ant problem, isn't it? You keep stepping on them but the little fuckers just keep coming back. Someone must have told her there was a Denstiny's Child post here, or she finally flunked out of Howard's Cafeterial Arts program. I think James should practice some reverse racism and give her the ol' jelly donut.

Christ. Between James and Danielle we've got a regular klu klux kunt meeting going on.

DanYELL, I'm hurt....we've met before, how can you forget....I outed you for the lazy, fat-assed, DC Government employee, bastard-raising, Ballou HS grad that you are. And don't forget it, Trinity! HAHAHAHA!! Yeah, Trinity. did you clean my dirty towels when I used the gym there a few years ago?

Danielle and James, I bet you don't use your turn signals. Fuckers. Get your heads out of your asses. Oh, and James, I bet you respond to those "penis enlargement" spam emails, don't you? Teeny weeny penis having butt pirate.
I like the costumes. They are very creative!

Whatever do you mean, jrz? I know nothing of the sort.

Perhaps you should lay off the cough medicined, kay? I know 2 yr. olds who carry themselves better than you do. Get a life.

GirlyGirl transgender,

Please stay out of conversations that do NOT involve you.....seriously.

Good Lord, What's going on here??!! Who is this person who's hatin' jrzmommy?? Where is the love?

Anyway, all I know is that Seal and Heidi have hot hot juicy sex. Heidi is prob on birth control, but nothing can stop Seal's stuff from getting to her. And James, I think she is happy to have this "Spear-Chucker" throw it into her every night. Her complexion is always a lovely rosy shade just like that apple (from allllll the orgasms)

I don't hate jrzmommy or bitchport. actually, i like them. it's like we've formed a bond or something.

if i weren't half thier age, i might try and flirt. "might"..but there's no hope for that.

BigJIm..hmmm name sounds familiar. Ah Ha! You're related to SlimJim aren't you?

Say hi for me the next time you visit the Port-O-Potty, kay?

"Perhaps you should lay off the cough medicined, kay? "

I love it when the underclass attempts English. I applaud your bravery in stepping out of your Eubonic safety zone, DanYELL the Cunt, but you're truly out of your league here so shake your fat ass back to the projects like a nice welfare mother and shut the fuck up now.

PS: Speaking of welfare mothers-- IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY DANYELL THE CUNT!!

i like their costumes because they are actually dressing in costumes. You don't see people wearing a big outfit out anymore. Not even little kids.

Danielle, this is not a private blog. Anyone can respond to someone else's posts, especially when they are acting particularly like an asshat, such as you are. Transgender? Fuck off.

#55 Girl, you gotta ease up! Aren't you on here to have fun and relax? I gotta have an outlet for avoiding the love of the bosses.

So, do your thing, whatever that is!

#4, Dressing hot and/or sexy on Halloween doesn't mean your dressing like a whore, there's nothing wrong with looking hot and flaunting your wares. If your looking for a costume that makes people think, refer to Bill Maher's lovely ensemble

damnYELL, the only bond we have is my enormous johnson and your gaping exit hole. I kept forgetting you weren't good enough for Howard... another waste of my fucking tax dollars. It's tricks like you that make good ugly men like Seal marry white women.

#59. Asshat? That's the funniest thing ever! Call up Dolly and tell her, bet she'll have a cow! kay?

#57. Considering I have a vagina and know about it's whereabout's 24/7...how would you know whether or not I have a child?

For your information, skankwhore, I don't. Maybe you should advise your mother to QUIT popping out little dumbass rodents, such as yourself, so that the world doesn't have to deal with ignorant fools like you.

*And in regards to my "fat ass" as you so lovely put it, you can KISS it.

#61....*cough* fugly, *cough*

Ew. DanYELL, I don't kiss big fat black civil servant asses -- especially the ones in them fucking stretchie pants from Lane Bryant at PG Plaza. You know that, stupid.

And we know you have multiple children. Remember? Lexis (who is so fat at age 10 she should be called Buick), Shann'eque, DeJemeeeeriqua and Derrick. God, how quickly they forget when they get the slightest bit of gin n' juice in, 'em!! These welfare queens on payday, I tell ya! Or have you been inhaling too many fumes getting your second set of acryllic nails this month on Uncle Sam's dime?

They are fucking awesome.

Finally, celebrities dressing up - in costumes - for Halloween.

And Heidi Klum is my fuhrer.

She can do no wrong.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#62... you are not witty, or funny. Go crawl back into the dumpster, KAY? Fucking idiot.

Well that's a surprise! I distinctly remember you telling me that you kiss your mother's ass on a daily basis. Don't you remember? You said that she makes you do it to earn your keep as her "live-in sex slave".
Geesh, you have a bad memory.

OOooh PG Plaza, have you been there? Oh right! You work at the Old Navy don't you? Are you that fat kid with the lazy eye? Now I get it. hahahahaha

Who's this "we"? "We" know nothing about any "invisible" children that I might have. Quit describing your little brother's and sister's..ugh, they sound even fuglier than you.

By the way, shouldn't you be babysitting them right about now. Did you forget that "earning your keep" also means that you have to look after you rodent siblings as well?

tsk tsk, some big brother you are.

#66. After you my dear friend ;)

danYELL desperately needs attention... Someone have Madge on speed dial so she can adopt this fool? She's got that Webster midget disease so she still looks small... then we can tie a Kaballah string around her fucking neck.

#69. Obviously your ass needs the attention. You're the one who keeps posting.

Take some pointers from jrz....you're NOT funny. My niece knows better jokes.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

DanYELL.....the MOMMY part of my name is kinda a dead giveaway that I'm not a big brother. C'mon baby....give me everything you got today...put that inner-city education to work!

For the unindoctrinated: This is what DanYELL the Cunt does, she takes anything you say and turns it around, very weakly, and tries to come back at you with it. She is also famous for telling you your mother is a crack whore and your father is in jail. She'll also ask over and over and over where you got your "edumacation". She's big on this education thing. She'll then try to tell you that she goes to college, which we all know is a horrendous whopper, or else DeVry University's online program has seriously lowered their admissions standards to the only requirement being a pen.

She's about as funny as a C-difficile outbreak in a nursing home, only with more shit involved.

DanYELL: Does your niece know the one about the three things you can't give a DC welfare mother? A fat lip, a black eye and a job!

#72. Good luck raising that bastard child of your's.

That whole middle paragraph:

(silence....oh wait, nope....silence...yawn, I got it!, nope...ah well..everyone can't learn to speak "minimum wage") sighhhhhh.

????? how old are you????

Then we all begin to think she's retarded....

That whole middle paragraph:

(silence....oh wait, nope....silence...yawn, I got it!, nope...ah well..everyone can't learn to speak "minimum wage") sighhhhhh.

What is that? heee heeeeee!

danielle sounds like a real peach- perhaps she is either unattractive or she doesn't get laid frequently enough

Better not talk harshly about my babies, DanYELL, one of them may be one of your's parole officer someday!

#77. You're right..I don't get laid frequently...sigh*

#78. "One of your's". Nope, sorry sweety, I don't have kids. That's something that people in thier upper twenties and thirties do. You should know.

Nope, twenty and loving it. I'll keep your bastards in my prayers.

PrettyBaby, I think it may be a little of both of those, on top of being a total idiot.

#78 That shit would make PrettyBaby mean. Where I cone from, you NEVER talk shit about someone's kids. That'll get your ass whipped. And it's easy to talk shit on the fucking computer, where you can't be located and fuckered up.

Did you forget where you are PrettyBaby? This is the Superficial, and we don't really give a fuck.

I think we have a NEW contestant for the
"I Talk Out My Ass" Award. *wink wink*

Seriously, who taught this guy English?

damnYELL will offer to have your friends kick your ass then contritely offer a Mea Culpa telling you how jealous she is that her sister is successfully paying her way through Howard by stripping. Of course the only thing damnYELL strips is the wrapper off a fucking 16 oz Hersheys... it was fun ass-reaming her way back on the Beyonce thread, but now I feel like I'm kicking a child. Not that I've never done that before, but this one keeps getting my shoes dirty.

I wish I had a Danielle in person to kick around today. I take delicious pleasure in reducing moronic twenty-something females to tears with one sentence.

Come visit me, Danielle. You'll wish I was Rich or jrz by the time I'm finished with you.

Exhibit A to DanYELL factoid #1: she takes anything you say and turns it around, very weakly, and tries to come back at you with it.

DanYELL posted in #83: who taught this guy English?

Jrzmommy posted in #57: I love it when the underclass attempts English

The originality is mindboggling.

#85. How old are you? I might take you up on that offer.

Girlywhore shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you have to say. Bigger and better than anything you can get. Danielle, agreed girlyman needs to stay the fuck out of other peoples' posts. The funny thing is when he cheats on her she's shit out of luck men wise because any self respecting caucasian male doesn't take tainted meat. Still fuck off girlyman.

Uuuhhh, yea, that would involves busfare, and at $4 a blow, you'll have to suck half of DC off (again) to visit Commish.

Damn you're a sexy motherfucker.

#88 Tainted meat? You guys are making my damn day!!!

Hey notice in the pic Heidi is GRIPPING tha snake just like it is Seal's own huge cock and it sorta looks like it is coming from his body. Nice.

#92

It's probably 1:1 scale, too.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Commish don't swing that way, DanYELL. Go take your bizarre prison bull-dyke fantasy out on someone else.

Psst...$50 says her next comment to me has something to do with homosexuality.

#88, is that all you can come up with? Whore, and man? Ha ha ha! Idiots are so amusing...

James, hate on other races all you want, but I'm willing to bet that Seal's family tree at least has forks in it.

Yours, on the other hand, well, just go ask your "Uncle-Pa" about why he's making you marry your sister. I'm sure his response will be something like, "If it was good enough for me and your mother..."

#94. Ewwww. He's a she? Damn, stop talking so damn manly. Buy a dress or something, geesh.

BTW- jrz, the lesbo..I'm STRICTLY DICKLY. kay? You wish.

Hey Jim, know what James does on Halloween??? Pump kin. Hee hee..

TAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

#97, DanYELL the Cunt: BTW- jrz, the lesbo

Jrzmommy in #94: Psst...$50 says her next comment to me has something to do with homosexuality

SOMEONE GIVE THAT MOMMY FROM JERSEY A FUCKING CIGAR!!!!!!!!

James, Well as ugly as Seal is, he'd probably a great bed-buddy. I personally don't usually date Black guys (Not that I wouldn't-just haven't) White guys should be confident and not be so jealous of Black dudes. Darlin, all it shows is insecurity, ya know?

Halllllooooooo Fishies!

Holy Shit, another 12 fried chicken eating, sandwich sucking, soda slurpin, 800 pound weighin, anal wart having, toe jam pickin, herpetic lesion oozing, shut in, attention whore.

Welcome to the party danielle and james! I bet they are both on those 900 numbers. You know she is about 800 lbs, fecal matter under her nails cuz she cant move to shower.

James - ah pretty baby, bet you love the anal raping, huh? You are probably a manorexic meth abuser, no?

Ahhhhhhhhh let the games begin!

????The koolaid clearly has gotten the best of you.

Nope - the migraine! I am about as pleasant right now as Angry Feret on a good day.

Hey Feret, how is the fur hanging you wonderfully raunchy rhodent?

JRZ - hey lady! Gotta lay off that damned red die #8. Look what it did to danielle. That is enough to freak anyone the fuckity fuck fuck(tm jrzmommy) out!

Imagine my surprise coming here and seeing my family taunted by the itty bitty titty committy and the bob the builder fan club.

WTF - isnt school in now? Holy shit - that is what happens when you let high schools have computer labs!

Another follower, great!

#97

I'm not manly, just all business.

Follower? Oh yeah, dont you hear the drums baby. No, it isnt just you bashing your head on your desk at naptime.

Commish - methinks she has something for you. Grab the tilex!

You're such a queer. Go paint your nails you dumb fuck.

Danielle - when you throw insults can you please put the number or name of the person? I would hate to miss any of those gems that are directed at me.

In case that one is at me:
As far as queer - uh I am "strickly dickly".

"go paint your nails you dumb fuck"

Oh man, you really need to slow down on the rapier whit there - you are sure to strain that braincell! Oh, and stop huffin nail polish.

Man, I thought Seal was dressed as Shakira for fuck sake! I'd never have guessed "leaves" unless one of you commented so.

#108

In the words of my progeny, "she ignant". Referring to #107.

Troll much?

I Love You Guys So Much, I swear......

You're all sick and twisted shut-ins. How does jrzmommy have time to watch her kids when she's responding to every single post at 3-5 minute intervals throughout the day? And richport, you seem smart, so what's your deal? Why are you so addicted to commenting on celebrity gossip? James, why are you so angry with and jealous of black men? And Danielle, if you're 20, shouldn't you be in college and studying? What is the deal with you people?! Now. Back to enjoying the recreational gossip, and trying to ignore the uneducated/racist/sexist/crazy comments posted below them.

I KNOW!

#113 - Lucky for me, I'm always surrounded by computers, so I can post whenever my ass itches. I never cared about celebrity gossip until I stumbled on this gem of a site. I'm generally an asshole, and I just felt I fit right fucking in. After reading the comments for a few months a took a blind plunge and got roasted by Stallion and others. I came back, smarter and wiser, with a chip on my shoulder and a lump in my pants, ready to unleash on celeb dweebs and stupid mofuckas. I've come to appreciate the humor. That's why a smart fuck like me comes here; it's a great escape from the mendacity that can be life, in small, firey bursts. Jrz is one funny beeotch, as are Commish, Biatcho, Ferret, Stallion, Papa and others. In the line of work I'm in, the humor is recycled and boring. Some of these people make me fucking laugh.

Oh and damnYELL comes her to get ass reamed and pretend she's Black. She's really a pimply 17 year old high school senior.

You wish. Bitchport, seriously...go get laid. You're obviously a pre-teen looking for love. Your FUGLY, nobody loves you.

Who is this? If you want an autograph, just say so. Geesh! Stealing screename's is tasteless.

I know what they are! It's Star Jones and a big fruit!