Nov 14 2006Gwen Stefani has seen better days

Gwen Stefani was spotted leaving her hotel in London over the weekend looking like she just finished a cage match against an angry badger. And her son Kingston looks cute as hell as a miniature special ops operative. I picture him crossing into hostile territory and taking out enemy leaders armed with nothing but a knife and his sippy cup. And maybe a jar of applesauce if he gets hungry.
Some more after the jump, but they're all basically the same.



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1. VeryLiberating.com - November 14, 2006 10:13 AM
Haha, she looks like poop.
http://www.veryliberating.com
2. jrzmommy - November 14, 2006 10:15 AM
cute kid. what the fuck happened to it's mother?
3. llllllllll - November 14, 2006 10:16 AM
She is poop
4. Angry Ferret Jones - November 14, 2006 10:18 AM
My god she looks horrid! I can't believe how small she is now. And who is that ugly bitch carrying her?
What?......Oh, nevermind......
5. RichPort - November 14, 2006 10:18 AM
Looking like that, ain't no one gonna holla back, girl
(it had to be said... fucking sue me)
6. trinket - November 14, 2006 10:19 AM
She probably shouldn't wear so much white on and around her face if she's going insist on having such yellow teeth.
7. Jedi Kevin - November 14, 2006 10:19 AM
Big glasses == stupid. and now ugly.
8. NipsyHustle - November 14, 2006 10:20 AM
at least she got some ass on her now. damn, bitch was a bone.
i suspect her kid went commando on her head for having to bee seen out in public with her wearing that corny ass shirt and cuffing her jeans. i'd be pissed too if my ride looked like this.
9. Missallanpoe - November 14, 2006 10:20 AM
lol...wow..she really looks like shit man. She doesn't have yellow teeth trinket but she certainly has a gap I think. Those pants dont do her justice..her outfit and hair look like she was just beaten up by the Sargent baby.
10. enfilade - November 14, 2006 10:21 AM
Oh... God... NO!
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11. Brain Embolism - November 14, 2006 10:22 AM
Man, I'll say she has!
12. ponk - November 14, 2006 10:27 AM
i'd still hit it, then i'd make her burn that stupid t-shirt and return the 3-D glasses to the movie theater she stole them from.
13. commissioner - November 14, 2006 10:29 AM
Looks like Kingston kicked her ass before they left the room. A baby will do that to ya'.
14. onecritic - November 14, 2006 10:37 AM
fashion victim! sad, so sad.
15. onecritic - November 14, 2006 10:38 AM
p.s. her thighs are chafing.
16. PunjabPete - November 14, 2006 10:45 AM
Fashion victim of her own making... She designs her own clothes.... Yeah. Seriously.
17. Jacquelantern - November 14, 2006 10:52 AM
Ok now she has just gone too far... I could handle all the other crazy shit that she wears and does to her hair... but this, this is just beyond ugly!! yuck!! Those sunglasses are killing me... I think she wears them to ward off the stares that she's gonna get for the way she looks!!
18. D'oh Eyes - November 14, 2006 11:02 AM
Gak! Is that her equilavent to those god-awful tuxedo t-shirts?
19. jrzmommy - November 14, 2006 11:13 AM
I'm bored.
20. jrzmommy - November 14, 2006 11:19 AM
Here, from The Scoop:
Katie spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516582/
Why? She could wear dirty old rag-time undies and no one would know. Especially Tom. Like he fucking cares what underwear she's wearing.
21. no one you know - November 14, 2006 11:35 AM
@21...especially since he won't find some tasty cock nestled among the sweet, silky folds. Of the panties, that is. Seriously, of the panties.
22. sexybitch - November 14, 2006 11:40 AM
#21
$1K of that is just for a bridal set - amazing what a good white lace strap-on costs these days.
23. no one you know - November 14, 2006 11:42 AM
@23...don't forget the anal-beading.
24. sexybitch - November 14, 2006 11:43 AM
#24
Damn, that's right - bet they're real pearls. That runs the tab up some.
25. HolisticWisdomcom - November 14, 2006 11:43 AM
Her hair looks like her cat licked it and she figured it was fashionable. I am allergic to cats so I don't have that problem.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
26. combustion8 - November 14, 2006 11:54 AM
this is why I'm a firm believer that hot women should never shit out children.
27. Todd Anthony - November 14, 2006 11:56 AM
Is this a halloween pic that was held over? Seriously, what's up with the outfits? To say nothing of the hair, makeup, and general spookiness of her vibe.
28. NipsyHustle - November 14, 2006 11:59 AM
has any guy here had sex before and after with a woman who gave birth vaginally? does it ever go back to what it was before?
29. CelebSlam.com - November 14, 2006 12:00 PM
Christ, she looks like she just spent the night at a maximum security prison
http://www.celebslam.com
30. Italian Stallion - November 14, 2006 12:02 PM
Look at the guy on the left. I know, I couldn't see him either. See what happens when you were a black hooded sweatshirt and don't smile. Let this be a lesson.........
31. Courtney - November 14, 2006 12:19 PM
Oh whatever. Good for her for having better things to do.
32. kate - November 14, 2006 12:25 PM
I'm sorry, but regardless of what she looks like, Kingston is so damned cute. Holy crap. Way better than the other celebrity spawn out there now.
33. Rogue - November 14, 2006 12:30 PM
Are celebrities really so dependent upon their handlers so much these days that when they stop working for a while they lose the ability to even pick up a comb?
34. Tracy - November 14, 2006 12:31 PM
Overheard on the playground in 2017:
Other 5th grader: Hey KINGTURD, is that hag over there your MOM?
Kingston: Uh, no... (runs away).
35. PrettyBaby - November 14, 2006 12:58 PM
#20 That could be dangerous...
I love that baby. He is soooo cute. I wish I could stuff him up me and then give birth to him MYSELF. Fuck that sounds psycho.
#21 Hahahha Yeah sure that's what you meant..
36. PrettyBaby - November 14, 2006 1:00 PM
#27 Kiss my ass, please.
37. mikeski - November 14, 2006 1:06 PM
Al-Qaeda Asshole: "Watch out, he's got a binky!"
Other Al-Qaeda Asshole: "Hit the deck!"
Kingston: "Goo fucking goo, assholes!"
(Throws binky)
(Explosion with A-Q A parts flying everywhere)
38. combustion8 - November 14, 2006 1:24 PM
#37 is it even kissable?
or is it riddled with stretch marks?
39. PrettyBaby - November 14, 2006 1:34 PM
combustion8- Good Lord,no! Smooth, buttery soft & tight, just for you.
Oh and the babies I shit out.
40. 86 - November 14, 2006 1:41 PM
Yeah her thighs are huge
41. Just Some Girl - November 14, 2006 1:52 PM
@ 29 - yes it does.....was that a serious question?
42. Spiratacus - November 14, 2006 2:04 PM
What the fock happened to her hair?
43. mrs.t - November 14, 2006 2:08 PM
#29-my first baby was vag delivery. I tore like a motherfucker, but the doc threw in an extra stitch. That and the Kegels have kept me in top form after all these years. You know the Prince song 'Pussy Control'? That's me. Any more stupid questions, or do you have tons of Algebra homework?
44. Tits_McGhee - November 14, 2006 2:15 PM
Somebody should tell her about that one really extravagant invention that you use....oh, what's it called??? DAMMIT, it's on the tip of my tongue! It makes you look really really nice after you get up in the morning. Oh yeah, now I remember!
It's a brush.
45. SonJaSpiCe - November 14, 2006 2:17 PM
That baby could give Suri a run for her money as cutest celeb baby.
46. sexybitch - November 14, 2006 2:46 PM
#44
Tooo fucking funny. I'd pee myself but I do Kegels too.
The untalked about thing out here in LA is C-sections for the second or third wives to keep everything tight - I'd be surprised if it isn't in the prenups, right next to the "no-celulite" clause
47. hunnybee459 - November 14, 2006 3:38 PM
I may be the lone dissenter here but I still think Gwen looks hot. While she may have had better days, and probably should run a brush through her hair, that girl just has style! Oh and little Kingston is by far the cutest celeb baby around!
48. Alex - November 14, 2006 4:00 PM
As I've said before, I'd eat the corn out of her shit. I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but she is still smokin' to me.
49. Flush it all away - November 14, 2006 4:20 PM
#49 - Uh, I don't think the crazy part of your comment is that you think she's hot.
50. herbiefrog - November 14, 2006 4:45 PM
...and there's tyhe key
...hey babe
been listenising
to this sh*t for
hours and hours
waiting fpr
actually we just love
every part of it : ))
now at m telling the kids...
curtains ?
here we go...
hang on tight... : )))
51. HollyJ - November 14, 2006 7:19 PM
She's almost 40 yrs old folks.
For her age, I think she's alright. Not great - but alright.
52. BigJim - November 14, 2006 7:42 PM
another
disjoint
incoherent
thought, ...
now
must
get
laid ;^)
BJLTC ;^o
53. SayWhat? - November 14, 2006 8:47 PM
I realize the general consensus here is that she needs to consider purchasing a brush, but her forehead looks HUGE! The distance between her horrifying sunglasses and her hair (if we can call it that) looks creepy enough with her "interesting hairdo" which I guess involves using her baby's formula as gel or something... Now imagine if she had bothered brushing her hair... The first pic would be her forehead and then "The rest of what was once Gwen Stefani after the jump"!
54. happy_bunny - November 14, 2006 8:52 PM
Her hair's messy is all. And those shades suck. I hate the big stupid insect-eye shades everyone's wearing now.
55. aurealis - November 14, 2006 9:13 PM
Good Lord! Someone please save that baby from that crack-whore, before she tries to sells him for some meth.
56. beifiori - November 14, 2006 9:43 PM
pretty soon, those big sunglasses are gonna morph into faceshades and all you see is the star's nose sticking out for fresh air...
57. Leori - November 14, 2006 10:10 PM
Bleh. I guess this is what happens to your hair when you bleach the fuck out of it within an inch of its life. Aguilera will be next.
58. Marjolein - November 15, 2006 2:36 AM
Looks like a tranny Andy Warhol impersonator 2 me.
59. tweetyeyes - November 15, 2006 6:40 AM
At least the squirrels have a place to live.
60. Alex - November 15, 2006 6:52 AM
#50
What?! I'm crazy because I like corn?
Mwaaaa haaaa! The crazy corn-eating Corprophiliac from Compton!
61. HughJorganthethird - November 15, 2006 10:10 AM
her new song sucks like nothing else before it. I mean it actually made my ears vomit. Go away Gwen, for the love of god just go away.
62. GDubB - November 16, 2006 8:10 PM
You fidiots (that's 'fucking idiots' (write that one down)).
Everyone thinks their lame insults that took a whole 10 seconds to make up are gonna be oh so fucking funny. Look the girl has gained some weight and has the fresh fucked look. So what. She's pretty damn decent looking anway. Much better than your old bag.
I'd hit her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton all in a row.
63. BlacKScar - November 18, 2006 12:55 AM
Wow, now Gwen is a real beauty! got a great body too ;)
But still, Gwen! Baby! What the F*** are these sunglasses ?!
64. ddk - November 19, 2006 10:23 PM
so female celebrities are supposed to
look impeccable every single moment
of their life? please.
none of you will ever look as good as
she does in this pic - and this is
her bad day.
65. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 12:41 PM
yeah, or she actually had to do her hair herself
66. jaxck - May 30, 2007 4:55 AM
who makes those sunglasses... I love them. no really.
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