Nov 15 2006George Clooney is sexiest man alive

Congrats, Ole Yellow Teeth !

RichPort is the sexiest man in his home! No, seriously, I am...

He's... Just... So... Damn... SMUG.

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"Two Time" because that's how many times they've butt-slammed each other.

dude, he's so smug. like the south park smug cloud.

we all know rich is the sexiest man alive!

#6 you got that right!

#6 absofuckinglutely!

Clooney is dogmeat next to Rich.

That's odd. I thought sexy meant "appealing to the eye"..."being attractive in a sexual manner".

I would never think that someone who wears...shall I say "diapers", would actually be sexy. George Clooney? I mean, seriously. The guy won the title before... he definantly shouldn't be winning it again.

There are MUCH sexier guys who deserve this title. For heaven's sake, the guy looks like he needs his food chewed for him BEFORE he digs in! Come on now! Whoever made this lame decision should be hit in the head with a bat.

Maybe then...their eye sight would kick it.

I do not find this man sexy.

I GOT MY OWN TROLL NOW!!!!!!

#9 is not my post - but the REAL RichPort is definately a cutie :)

the best part of that word was "glutely"

Danielle - I agree with you. I never thought he was sexy or nice looking at all. There are ALOT of other men out there that are much better. Maybe they say that because this guy vows to never get married? Who knows - he definately is NOTHING to look at.

Rich has my vote. He gives "getting fucked by the Rich" a whole new meaning. =)

Pasty looking old men with yellowed teeth and no lips, how could you not find that sexy? I'm thinking a dirty beige trenchcoat, {with nothin' underneath} galoshes and white socks would really finish his look. Who's with me?

I think George Clooney is very attractive, especially for an older man. If he wanted to bone me in the ass for half an hour, cum (for the first time in 2 weeks) up my ass, have me squat over a plate and squeeze it all back out, then lick up the plate, I just might do it. I mean, he's G-to-the-fuckin-orge Clooney, after all.

I think Rich is pretty fucking sexy. Submit your pic...you never know.

Pagan- Isn't it about time that they had a "Sexiest Woman Alive"? What the hell is up with that? Know any good contenders? Hmmmm.

Corn teeth are not sexy, and neither is being a smug bastard.

I doubt that "two time" refered to Brad's Sexiest Man awards(more like how he 'two-timed' his wife), but he's still way sexier than George.

George Clooney is a douchebag.

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OMG... I used to think George Clooney was hot, but now he's just fing annoying!! Dr. McDreamy any day... over yellow chompers. He really needs to use some Efferdent for those yellow stained dentures of his.

danielle - they do have a contest for that. I dont remember who got it, but I remember thinking "ehhh". They should make it a public vote somehow vice having a few people vote and tell us that this is who it is.

onecritic - sorry, hon, not mundane enough

Matthew M. ala Failure to Launch, Wentworth Miller are just 2 I can name....I am sure we can come up with a great list.

although I do believe that Rich is the world's sexiest motherfucker there is, I didnt post that. that was my troll.

Have you guys seen the dude that was in the Evanesence video? That's a sexy motherfucker.

People mag must have a committee of 50 year old women deciding "Sexiest Man Alive." There's no other explnation for why they keep shoving these old geezers at us. God forbid you give that title to a twenty year old underwear model. Clooney used up his good years on Facts of Life and Roseanne. And he wasn't even that good looking then.

#1- haha.. funny...he has the butterscotch grin

i'm sure every girl he kisses walks away thinking "i can't believe it's not butter"

Sooooo NOT.

And speaking of Rich- I think our pal Barbado could give him a good run for his money. How bouta 3-way (contest) between those two and, say, Papa Hot Nuts?

I guess in hollywood being old and having yellow teeth is sexy???

I bet his breath smalls like Werther's Candies, denture cream, and old man. Yuck!

I guess you can't laser-whiten false teeth.

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Whatever - so its not the best photo. George Clooney is a very, very attractive man.

If you've ever seen Mr. Clooney in person you would know why he is one of the sexiest men alive. I met him 30 lbs overweight in a beard & nasty clothes with aging makeup and he was still charming and gorgeous. And the voice just moves through you... Oh and I'm early 30s. This was on a college campus and there were 18 year-olds throwing themselves at him, too.

Oh, and his teeth were white. Not a neon fake Paris Hilton white, but white. I'm suspicious because the woman behind him has the same kind of yellow teeth too, Yet his & anothers' collars are practically day-glo. I'm guessing poor lighting, post-photo touched-up.

Brad Pitt owned!!!

20 that was damned good.

I always thought Clooney's personality was sexy. His oscar speech was awesome.

For a man that is most likely gay with yellow teeth George
is sexy in that old money, good breeding and well mannered
sort of way-he's the new Cary Grant who was for sure a
switch-hitter but still sexy as hell.

Have you all noticed how the young George Clooney (Rosanne era) looks exactly like Joey Lawrence (Blossom era)? And by the way, what the FUCK has happened to Joey Lawrence? Why does he suddenly look 50 years old and insane????

His teeth aren't yellow - or at least they weren't when he made fun of laser-whitening in Intolerable Cruelty.
Now if he'd just call Brad Pitt a "cunt"...

And previous posts were the troll.

pretty bad when some old coot with Bell's Palsy gets sexiest man of the year. Maybe there's still hope for me.

Pagan Queen, A to the Men on the Wentworth Miller nomination! Mmm, Prison Break. Which, by the way, is a great show.

My other nominee would be Hugh Jackman (sounds like a porno name too)!

Wow George Clooney?

How 1997 of them.

He looks like he's doing a Popeye impression.

"I yam what I yam".

Amazing as it is, not all women base their views entirely on looks alone. It is sort of like how some of them actually think before speaking, scary but true.

Fortunately for all the K-Fed types out there, there are still plenty enough women around who's ideal relationship never evolved beyond junior high.

Hugh -definately a YES!! Heath Ledger, too.

he gets better each year. so sexy.

Wow, I can't believe that ugly old fart is the sexiest man alive. He doesn't even have a wife, girlfriend, ho or male prostitute. Mu pet pig is sexier than that guy.

I didn't know they did a "Sexiest Man Alive" at Caroleton Manor nursing home!

I'd hit it.

He looked good in From Dusk Till Dawn

Hot, but not the sexiest.

Also, the name George does not do it for me. I always think of Curious George and I cannot see screaming out "Oh George, yeah baby, right there!" Sorry to the George's out there, but the name just doesn't do it for me.

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I love his yellow teeth

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46--Get off the high horse. The contest is for Sexiest Man Alive, not The Guy I'd Want My Sister To Marry. If they're gonna have a sexy contest, they'd better bring it in looks department. Since most of us will never get to know the guy, that's pretty much all we can judge from a magazine photo.

#55- I think what she meant was that while looks are important to being sexy, they aren't the only defining factor.

I don't know about the absolute sexiest, but George is still hot. I wouldn't turn him down. But second on Prison Break dude, he's smokin', as is the guy who plays his brother (the death row brother). Brad's still hot, too. Cop guy on "Medium", not sure what his name is, but who cares. Black dude on "CSI." There's tons of hotties, not sure why we have to pick a single person out of all of them. Damn, there's 6 billion people on earth, why limit yourself to just one?

Just thought I'd share. Peace out.

Oh, and K-Fed's a douche. And TCLTC. Still. Or so I hear.

look at all the ugly chicks hating on clooney.

Aw I wanted Sacha Baron Cohen to win.

I wanted to post on his yellow disgusting fucking Kentucky-hillbilly teeth, but there are already 10 posts on it.

Fuck.

I hate when I'm too late on the important shit.

He was crazy hot in "Three Kings", but what's up with his teeth now? The outspoken liberal opinions can be fucked out of someone, but not the yellow teeth. Eek!

#18...very sporting of you.

Was it for a geriatric magazine? Though, I'd do him hard in "From dusk till dawn" when he still had his black hair, and real teeth

Comments make me wonder what RichPort looks like

I vote for Tom Brady, with the helmet on. Why wasnt he on the list?

How do you know Rich is sexy?

#65 - In my home. I said I was the sexiest man in my home... either that or the wife is a fucking liar and someone's hiding in my closet...

You are so funny. Maybe that is what makes you sexy! If your wife says you are then you are.

#66 - I was hiding under your bed...not the closet.

But seriously, how old in Clooney - 70?

his YELLA teeth scare me

#68 - Under the bed? You crafty fucker. So you've met my blow up doll I see. Just keep your debauchery directed toward my wife and leave Rubber Rita alone. Many thanks.

yeah, #18, uhh, that's disgusting, but hey, whatever floats yer boat, I suppose, have at the old geezer. he looks dirty and sleezy to boot, ick! perhaps whomever chose him needs to have their eyeballs scrubbed with a brillo pad so they can actually SEE, and then have a go at those ears, or rather then nerves connecting the ears to the brain, so they that they can translate the bullshit he spews...

He's getting old boy.Crows feet and baked bean teeth do not make sexy.

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Sorry, RichPort...I thought Rubber Rita was actually more exciting than your wife so that's why I resorted to her...now that I've been seeing how sexy you are I might put Rubber Rita aside...

#73 - (vomits violently)

haha, George Clooney reminds me of Trott Felipe.

When did Popeye start eating corn instead of spinach? Nevermind, those are his teeth, my bad.............

MORNING!!

Angelina Jolie was announced at Maxim's Sexiest Woman of the Year. She is gorgeous.

The caption for that Clooney picture "Is there any corn in my teeth?"

HI, It is me the real PrettyBaby. Just so ya know, I haven't written on this thread once yet... But yes, Rick is sexy!

But I wish Brad would have won :( I once dated a guy that looked just like him and he was soooo good in bed. Memories..

#30 I think the Stallion should be in the running and since I like my men a bit on the trashy side, how about gatorbates?

#78 Sheesh, Apparently I find RICK sexy not Rich (sorry Darlin) I wonder what I meant Rick James, Rick Shroeder?!

Rich is sexy cuz of personality. And he's bossy and dirty. I like it like that. And apparently I keep my nice firmly up his ass....nice!

I am a mess today.... I meant nose

woo hoo after all the trying to be 1st...i came in best. 69!!!!!!

yeah ur jealous

FOR PEOPLE TOO LAZY TO READ THE PREVIOUS POSTS:

WE'VE ALREADY COVERED HIS YELLOW CORN TEETH

Thank you.
Good night and good luck.

#77 That can't be corn in Goerge's teeth, I believe those ARE his teeth. lol

Yes I am too lazy...or drunk #83

Way to go ole corn niblet teeth!!!!!

Those things are crustier than Paris' piss flaps and Lindsey's meat curtains!!!!

Poor George. Having the whole left side of your face paralized so that you can only smile with the right side. You have my vote....my sympathy vote. As for your teeth, not to worry. I heard yellow is the new white.

I dont know why so many people here dont like George Clooney ,
I think he is so good looking & I truely think that the older he gets the better he looks ,he is really the sexiest man alive .

I think anyone who says he is not is just jealous !

He is so much better than Brad Pitt ,
& if you take a close look at his personality in interviews you will find that he is really a very kind hearted & a very nice person which adds to his Karizma !

Don't worry George no matter what other people say about you ,you always have million other fans who love you !

Hey, 45/46 is not old.
I bet everyone that bashed that photo has also had a terrible picture taken of themselves too.
George is sexy, just like Cary Grant and Hugh Jackman.
These are gentlemen and that makes them sexy.
Twenty year olds in underwear ads may appear to have perfect bods, but is that what is most important about a man?

hey, good for him!