November 15, 2006
George Clooney is sexiest man alive
They must've missed all your write in votes for me because People magazine has named George Clooney Sexiest Man Alive for 2006, joining Brad Pitt as a two-time honoree. On being awarded the honor Clooney says:
"This one's going to be hard for Brad (Pitt) since he's been Sexiest Man Alive twice. He's enjoyed that mantle. I'd say 'Sexiest Man Alive' to him and he'd go, 'Two-time.' So that's been taken away. We used to call him Two Time. So Brad's going to be upset."
We can all agree that George Clooney is famous - he certainly is famous - but sexiest man alive? I saw at least three guys sexier on my way to lunch. I also saw three mirrors. Coincidence? I think not.
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Comments
1. Posted by griffmills on November 15, 2006 1:03 PM
Congrats, Ole Yellow Teeth !
2. Posted by RichPort on November 15, 2006 1:03 PM
RichPort is the sexiest man in his home! No, seriously, I am...
3. Posted by enfilade on November 15, 2006 1:04 PM
He's... Just... So... Damn... SMUG.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
4. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 15, 2006 1:10 PM
"Two Time" because that's how many times they've butt-slammed each other.
5. Posted by StanGable on November 15, 2006 1:11 PM
dude, he's so smug. like the south park smug cloud.
6. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 1:12 PM
we all know rich is the sexiest man alive!
7. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 15, 2006 1:13 PM
#6 you got that right!
8. Posted by sexybitch on November 15, 2006 1:15 PM
#6 absofuckinglutely!
9. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 1:16 PM
Clooney is dogmeat next to Rich.
10. Posted by danielle on November 15, 2006 1:18 PM
That's odd. I thought sexy meant "appealing to the eye"..."being attractive in a sexual manner".
I would never think that someone who wears...shall I say "diapers", would actually be sexy. George Clooney? I mean, seriously. The guy won the title before... he definantly shouldn't be winning it again.
There are MUCH sexier guys who deserve this title. For heaven's sake, the guy looks like he needs his food chewed for him BEFORE he digs in! Come on now! Whoever made this lame decision should be hit in the head with a bat.
Maybe then...their eye sight would kick it.
11. Posted by tits_on_snack on November 15, 2006 1:19 PM
I do not find this man sexy.
12. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 1:19 PM
I GOT MY OWN TROLL NOW!!!!!!
#9 is not my post - but the REAL RichPort is definately a cutie :)
13. Posted by sexybitch on November 15, 2006 1:20 PM
the best part of that word was "glutely"
14. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 1:21 PM
Danielle - I agree with you. I never thought he was sexy or nice looking at all. There are ALOT of other men out there that are much better. Maybe they say that because this guy vows to never get married? Who knows - he definately is NOTHING to look at.
15. Posted by amaritimer on November 15, 2006 1:22 PM
Rich has my vote. He gives "getting fucked by the Rich" a whole new meaning. =)
16. Posted by MamaSan on November 15, 2006 1:25 PM
Pasty looking old men with yellowed teeth and no lips, how could you not find that sexy? I'm thinking a dirty beige trenchcoat, {with nothin' underneath} galoshes and white socks would really finish his look. Who's with me?
17. Posted by MotherTeresa on November 15, 2006 1:26 PM
I think George Clooney is very attractive, especially for an older man. If he wanted to bone me in the ass for half an hour, cum (for the first time in 2 weeks) up my ass, have me squat over a plate and squeeze it all back out, then lick up the plate, I just might do it. I mean, he's G-to-the-fuckin-orge Clooney, after all.
18. Posted by danielle on November 15, 2006 1:29 PM
I think Rich is pretty fucking sexy. Submit your pic...you never know.
Pagan- Isn't it about time that they had a "Sexiest Woman Alive"? What the hell is up with that? Know any good contenders? Hmmmm.
19. Posted by vanillacreme on November 15, 2006 1:29 PM
Corn teeth are not sexy, and neither is being a smug bastard.
I doubt that "two time" refered to Brad's Sexiest Man awards(more like how he 'two-timed' his wife), but he's still way sexier than George.
20. Posted by onecritic on November 15, 2006 1:34 PM
George Clooney is a douchebag.
(I'm trying to establish myself as the most boring poster on Superficial. How am I doing???)
21. Posted by Jacquelantern on November 15, 2006 1:36 PM
OMG... I used to think George Clooney was hot, but now he's just fing annoying!! Dr. McDreamy any day... over yellow chompers. He really needs to use some Efferdent for those yellow stained dentures of his.
22. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 1:37 PM
danielle - they do have a contest for that. I dont remember who got it, but I remember thinking "ehhh". They should make it a public vote somehow vice having a few people vote and tell us that this is who it is.
onecritic - sorry, hon, not mundane enough
23. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 1:39 PM
Matthew M. ala Failure to Launch, Wentworth Miller are just 2 I can name....I am sure we can come up with a great list.
24. Posted by jrzmommy on November 15, 2006 1:40 PM
although I do believe that Rich is the world's sexiest motherfucker there is, I didnt post that. that was my troll.
25. Posted by danielle on November 15, 2006 1:43 PM
Have you guys seen the dude that was in the Evanesence video? That's a sexy motherfucker.
26. Posted by JungleRed on November 15, 2006 1:47 PM
People mag must have a committee of 50 year old women deciding "Sexiest Man Alive." There's no other explnation for why they keep shoving these old geezers at us. God forbid you give that title to a twenty year old underwear model. Clooney used up his good years on Facts of Life and Roseanne. And he wasn't even that good looking then.
27. Posted by 1985_binion's_poker_champion on November 15, 2006 1:47 PM
#1- haha.. funny...he has the butterscotch grin
28. Posted by NipsyHustle on November 15, 2006 1:49 PM
i'm sure every girl he kisses walks away thinking "i can't believe it's not butter"
29. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on November 15, 2006 1:52 PM
Sooooo NOT.
And speaking of Rich- I think our pal Barbado could give him a good run for his money. How bouta 3-way (contest) between those two and, say, Papa Hot Nuts?
30. Posted by 1985_binion's_poker_champion on November 15, 2006 1:52 PM
I guess in hollywood being old and having yellow teeth is sexy???
31. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on November 15, 2006 1:53 PM
I bet his breath smalls like Werther's Candies, denture cream, and old man. Yuck!
32. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on November 15, 2006 1:54 PM
I guess you can't laser-whiten false teeth.
33. Posted by The Hoff on November 15, 2006 1:56 PM
George - www.britesmile.com
34. Posted by louise on November 15, 2006 2:01 PM
Whatever - so its not the best photo. George Clooney is a very, very attractive man.
35. Posted by queenann on November 15, 2006 2:04 PM
If you've ever seen Mr. Clooney in person you would know why he is one of the sexiest men alive. I met him 30 lbs overweight in a beard & nasty clothes with aging makeup and he was still charming and gorgeous. And the voice just moves through you... Oh and I'm early 30s. This was on a college campus and there were 18 year-olds throwing themselves at him, too.
Oh, and his teeth were white. Not a neon fake Paris Hilton white, but white. I'm suspicious because the woman behind him has the same kind of yellow teeth too, Yet his & anothers' collars are practically day-glo. I'm guessing poor lighting, post-photo touched-up.
36. Posted by Tha-Flash on November 15, 2006 2:10 PM
Brad Pitt owned!!!
37. Posted by 86 on November 15, 2006 2:15 PM
20 that was damned good.
I always thought Clooney's personality was sexy. His oscar speech was awesome.
38. Posted by gossipmonger on November 15, 2006 2:23 PM
For a man that is most likely gay with yellow teeth George
is sexy in that old money, good breeding and well mannered
sort of way-he's the new Cary Grant who was for sure a
switch-hitter but still sexy as hell.
39. Posted by onecritic on November 15, 2006 2:26 PM
Have you all noticed how the young George Clooney (Rosanne era) looks exactly like Joey Lawrence (Blossom era)? And by the way, what the FUCK has happened to Joey Lawrence? Why does he suddenly look 50 years old and insane????
40. Posted by sexybitch on November 15, 2006 2:27 PM
His teeth aren't yellow - or at least they weren't when he made fun of laser-whitening in Intolerable Cruelty.
Now if he'd just call Brad Pitt a "cunt"...
And previous posts were the troll.
41. Posted by ponk on November 15, 2006 2:37 PM
pretty bad when some old coot with Bell's Palsy gets sexiest man of the year. Maybe there's still hope for me.
42. Posted by D'oh Eyes on November 15, 2006 2:40 PM
Pagan Queen, A to the Men on the Wentworth Miller nomination! Mmm, Prison Break. Which, by the way, is a great show.
My other nominee would be Hugh Jackman (sounds like a porno name too)!
43. Posted by Spindoc on November 15, 2006 2:42 PM
Wow George Clooney?
How 1997 of them.
44. Posted by D'oh Eyes on November 15, 2006 2:42 PM
He looks like he's doing a Popeye impression.
"I yam what I yam".
45. Posted by Unabashed Liar on November 15, 2006 2:55 PM
Amazing as it is, not all women base their views entirely on looks alone. It is sort of like how some of them actually think before speaking, scary but true.
Fortunately for all the K-Fed types out there, there are still plenty enough women around who's ideal relationship never evolved beyond junior high.
46. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 15, 2006 3:05 PM
Hugh -definately a YES!! Heath Ledger, too.
47. Posted by yardgraffiti on November 15, 2006 3:08 PM
he gets better each year. so sexy.
48. Posted by seattleite on November 15, 2006 3:24 PM
Wow, I can't believe that ugly old fart is the sexiest man alive. He doesn't even have a wife, girlfriend, ho or male prostitute. Mu pet pig is sexier than that guy.
49. Posted by Tits_McGhee on November 15, 2006 3:27 PM
I didn't know they did a "Sexiest Man Alive" at Caroleton Manor nursing home!
50. Posted by happy_bunny on November 15, 2006 4:23 PM
I'd hit it.
51. Posted by peanutbuttercrotch on November 15, 2006 5:15 PM
He looked good in From Dusk Till Dawn
52. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 15, 2006 5:27 PM
Hot, but not the sexiest.
Also, the name George does not do it for me. I always think of Curious George and I cannot see screaming out "Oh George, yeah baby, right there!" Sorry to the George's out there, but the name just doesn't do it for me.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
53. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 15, 2006 5:47 PM
I love his yellow teeth
http://www.celebslam.com
54. Posted by JungleRed on November 15, 2006 6:43 PM
46--Get off the high horse. The contest is for Sexiest Man Alive, not The Guy I'd Want My Sister To Marry. If they're gonna have a sexy contest, they'd better bring it in looks department. Since most of us will never get to know the guy, that's pretty much all we can judge from a magazine photo.
55. Posted by kitty_kat on November 15, 2006 7:37 PM
#55- I think what she meant was that while looks are important to being sexy, they aren't the only defining factor.
56. Posted by LL on November 15, 2006 7:41 PM
I don't know about the absolute sexiest, but George is still hot. I wouldn't turn him down. But second on Prison Break dude, he's smokin', as is the guy who plays his brother (the death row brother). Brad's still hot, too. Cop guy on "Medium", not sure what his name is, but who cares. Black dude on "CSI." There's tons of hotties, not sure why we have to pick a single person out of all of them. Damn, there's 6 billion people on earth, why limit yourself to just one?
Just thought I'd share. Peace out.
Oh, and K-Fed's a douche. And TCLTC. Still. Or so I hear.
57. Posted by crbntx on November 15, 2006 8:16 PM
look at all the ugly chicks hating on clooney.
58. Posted by blissa on November 15, 2006 8:23 PM
Aw I wanted Sacha Baron Cohen to win.
59. Posted by HollyJ on November 15, 2006 9:19 PM
I wanted to post on his yellow disgusting fucking Kentucky-hillbilly teeth, but there are already 10 posts on it.
Fuck.
I hate when I'm too late on the important shit.
60. Posted by lisad71 on November 16, 2006 3:34 AM
He was crazy hot in "Three Kings", but what's up with his teeth now? The outspoken liberal opinions can be fucked out of someone, but not the yellow teeth. Eek!
61. Posted by fearsarewishes on November 16, 2006 3:34 AM
#18...very sporting of you.
62. Posted by Marjolein on November 16, 2006 3:40 AM
Was it for a geriatric magazine? Though, I'd do him hard in "From dusk till dawn" when he still had his black hair, and real teeth
Comments make me wonder what RichPort looks like
63. Posted by tweetyeyes on November 16, 2006 5:32 AM
I vote for Tom Brady, with the helmet on. Why wasnt he on the list?
64. Posted by tweetyeyes on November 16, 2006 5:33 AM
How do you know Rich is sexy?
65. Posted by RichPort on November 16, 2006 6:02 AM
#65 - In my home. I said I was the sexiest man in my home... either that or the wife is a fucking liar and someone's hiding in my closet...
66. Posted by tweetyeyes on November 16, 2006 6:07 AM
You are so funny. Maybe that is what makes you sexy! If your wife says you are then you are.
67. Posted by Captain Walleye on November 16, 2006 6:12 AM
#66 - I was hiding under your bed...not the closet.
But seriously, how old in Clooney - 70?
68. Posted by Stuey75 on November 16, 2006 6:13 AM
his YELLA teeth scare me
69. Posted by RichPort on November 16, 2006 6:54 AM
#68 - Under the bed? You crafty fucker. So you've met my blow up doll I see. Just keep your debauchery directed toward my wife and leave Rubber Rita alone. Many thanks.
70. Posted by beifiori on November 16, 2006 6:55 AM
yeah, #18, uhh, that's disgusting, but hey, whatever floats yer boat, I suppose, have at the old geezer. he looks dirty and sleezy to boot, ick! perhaps whomever chose him needs to have their eyeballs scrubbed with a brillo pad so they can actually SEE, and then have a go at those ears, or rather then nerves connecting the ears to the brain, so they that they can translate the bullshit he spews...
71. Posted by Mojo on November 16, 2006 7:01 AM
He's getting old boy.Crows feet and baked bean teeth do not make sexy.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
72. Posted by Captain Walleye on November 16, 2006 7:19 AM
Sorry, RichPort...I thought Rubber Rita was actually more exciting than your wife so that's why I resorted to her...now that I've been seeing how sexy you are I might put Rubber Rita aside...
73. Posted by RichPort on November 16, 2006 7:24 AM
#73 - (vomits violently)
74. Posted by DrunkBlogger on November 16, 2006 7:59 AM
haha, George Clooney reminds me of Trott Felipe.
75. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 16, 2006 8:16 AM
When did Popeye start eating corn instead of spinach? Nevermind, those are his teeth, my bad.............
76. Posted by Pagan Queen on November 16, 2006 8:19 AM
MORNING!!
Angelina Jolie was announced at Maxim's Sexiest Woman of the Year. She is gorgeous.
The caption for that Clooney picture "Is there any corn in my teeth?"
77. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 8:38 AM
HI, It is me the real PrettyBaby. Just so ya know, I haven't written on this thread once yet... But yes, Rick is sexy!
But I wish Brad would have won :( I once dated a guy that looked just like him and he was soooo good in bed. Memories..
78. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 8:41 AM
#30 I think the Stallion should be in the running and since I like my men a bit on the trashy side, how about gatorbates?
79. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 8:46 AM
#78 Sheesh, Apparently I find RICK sexy not Rich (sorry Darlin) I wonder what I meant Rick James, Rick Shroeder?!
Rich is sexy cuz of personality. And he's bossy and dirty. I like it like that. And apparently I keep my nice firmly up his ass....nice!
80. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 16, 2006 8:53 AM
I am a mess today.... I meant nose
81. Posted by Stuey75 on November 16, 2006 9:56 AM
woo hoo after all the trying to be 1st...i came in best. 69!!!!!!
yeah ur jealous
82. Posted by HollyJ on November 16, 2006 10:49 AM
FOR PEOPLE TOO LAZY TO READ THE PREVIOUS POSTS:
WE'VE ALREADY COVERED HIS YELLOW CORN TEETH
Thank you.
Good night and good luck.
83. Posted by pumpkinpye on November 16, 2006 7:25 PM
#77 That can't be corn in Goerge's teeth, I believe those ARE his teeth. lol
84. Posted by pumpkinpye on November 16, 2006 7:26 PM
Yes I am too lazy...or drunk #83
85. Posted by ImaCracka on November 17, 2006 5:11 PM
Way to go ole corn niblet teeth!!!!!
Those things are crustier than Paris' piss flaps and Lindsey's meat curtains!!!!
86. Posted by 3dogowner on November 19, 2006 7:28 AM
Poor George. Having the whole left side of your face paralized so that you can only smile with the right side. You have my vote....my sympathy vote. As for your teeth, not to worry. I heard yellow is the new white.
87. Posted by Bannoona on November 22, 2006 7:27 AM
I dont know why so many people here dont like George Clooney ,
I think he is so good looking & I truely think that the older he gets the better he looks ,he is really the sexiest man alive .
I think anyone who says he is not is just jealous !
He is so much better than Brad Pitt ,
& if you take a close look at his personality in interviews you will find that he is really a very kind hearted & a very nice person which adds to his Karizma !
Don't worry George no matter what other people say about you ,you always have million other fans who love you !
88. Posted by Classics on December 1, 2006 3:50 PM
Hey, 45/46 is not old.
I bet everyone that bashed that photo has also had a terrible picture taken of themselves too.
George is sexy, just like Cary Grant and Hugh Jackman.
These are gentlemen and that makes them sexy.
Twenty year olds in underwear ads may appear to have perfect bods, but is that what is most important about a man?