OLD NEWS NOW!

5th!!!

oh god i've been wanting smth. like this to happen since that 'friends' moment where joey doesn't win .. this is awesome

BUT HOW DOES THIS AFFECT BRITNEY AND KEVIN?

http://www.celebslam.com

god that's comedy!

kanye west said " the C.M.A's doesn't care about Faith Hill ".

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fantastic

Pretty funny I must admit... She says it was a joke.... Seeing that, I think she is an idiot... The camera was on you dipshit...

What the fuck are you looking at, sugar tits?

That's nothing, you should see the way she freaks out when you wipe your dick on her curtains.

She's all, like 'Why are you wiping your dick on my curtains?'

And I'm, all, like, totally goin' 'Shut up, loser!'

I got nothing.

O'Doyle Rules!

That is very funny. There is no way she meant to do that.

Glad you posted it, I do not follow the country scene much.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

that was not a joke, people in hollywood are never that funny on purpose.

That's kind of hilarious.

http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/

Sippy sippy?

Superfish doode has it right, I don't care about Faith Hill either and can't imagine how anyone possibly could.

I'm aware of the irony of not caring and then posting about it. Even so, I stand by my statement, 'cause that's how I roll.

Faith must've drunk some Kanye juice.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Major pwnage.

ROFL!

thats gold. she is a turdface. she reminds me of turds.

I'll bet she's great in the sack when she's pissed off like that.

You couldn't have left it at K-Fed?

BWAHAHAHAH PWN3D!

lmao at #4

Faith Hill is a spoiled cunt that left country and could not make it in Pop music so came back and got her wrinkled old ass handed to her by a girl that does nothing but sing kareoke... did I spell that right?

Anyway.... glad she got knocked down a few points.....

Did I just teleport back to fucking Monday? Damn, this is some great weed...

Off topic:

Ryan Phillipe left Reese Witherspoon because of a "Moley Russells wart" between her juggs.

http://img44.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=90350_ricci1332_122_389lo.jpg

Brian, thats Christina Ricci you turd.

At first i didnt notice Faith flip out but then i watched the little shot of her. Does she sayswhat? or "fuck!" or what?

Edit: like Faith Hill hasnt won enough flipping awards. Carrie Underwood is fuckin hot.

This just makes me think of the scene in Zoolander when Hansel wins instead.

@26 Danklin - Damn you're right.

I officially retract post #25.
That's still one ugly "Buck Melanoma" just the same!

P.S. The name is Brain Embolism. Brian is my equally retarded younger brother.

In the close up on youtube it looks like she says "oh my fucking god". At least the cameraguy filming Sara Evans had the courtesy to turn away....

Faith, as cute as she seems, is just another fucktard uneducated conservative moron. Who the fuck cares? She's like the homecoming queen that didn't also get varsity cheerleading captain, only 28 years too old... Fuck her.

She's the redneck Kanye West.

Well done, Faith. You've united the redneck and black spectrum.

You've done god's work.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

I want to hate her, I really do but this is so goddamn funny it just made me love her a little bit more. I'd totally do her husband too.

Watch Britney sex tape here!!!

http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

pwned

what is wrong with you people, clearly she was taking the piss

*lol*

GOLDEN.

I love that above all the music, you can hear her say "WHAT?!" Sooo fierce.

LOVE. IT.

"You're all bastard people and I'm going home to bite my pillow. I hate your ass......face!"

People, relax. Someone told her tit was hanging out right at the moment the winner was announced. She was clearly screaming at her stylist. Easy mistake.

There are awards for country music? So what kind of categories do they have? Most tobacco spit during a single tune?

40--hee hee. Yep. They also give awards for:
Most References to a Pick-up Truck
Most References to Jack Daniels
Best Female Artist/Survivor of Domestic Abuse
Most Tattoos
Thickest Twang
Most Sequins on a Cowboy Hat

I don't know if anyone has figured this out yet, but actually her reaction isn't of a jealous person.

It looked like someone told her earlier (a producer or somebody?)that she would win the Award and she was real psyched about it.

Then, when they announce someone else, it was like: WHAT the hell?!

I feel your pain, darling!

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Faith is just jealous, because the younger, cleaner, tighter, shaven, beautiful smelling, wart-free snatch won.

Kudos to Carrie.

Faith, crawl back into your hole with some Vagasil.

A Limerick:

There once was a chick named Hill
Who took a dose of a "pill"
The ex got her flyin'
Then she started cryin'
When she got punched in her grill.

#10 quote: "That's nothing, you should see the way she freaks out when you wipe your dick on her curtains."

You are my fucking hero!

I am not a Faith Hill fan or a country music fan, but I don't think this is serious.

First, she's still smiling right after they announce it. Secondly, why would she look right into the camera and say that so blatantly, knowing so many people were watching?

The best part of the video is right before they announce Carrie's name Faith is standing there with her shit eating grin, just waiting for her name to be announced while all the other nominees look kinda worried. Then you can see she's just waiting to get the spotlight all to herself and then BAM they say Carrie's name and she looks like she's freaking possessed. That is just awesome. Yet another priceless moment of a celebrity caught on film acting the ass they truly are.

To cheer her up I bought Faith one of those black "Over the Hill" cakes with a little tombstone on it and some extra large support hose. It was really funny, but her crying started getting annoying, so me and Tim decided to finish having sex at a hotel where we could concentrate.

come on fish give us something new, but in the meantime

What do you call a smart blonde...

a golden retriever.

@46

First: delayed reaction.

Second: Because she's dumb.

If you look closely as they are saying "and the winner is.." Faith is already in the process of throwing up her arms. She truly expected to win. When Carries name was announced, Faith forgot all about the camera pointed at her. Her reaction was one of shock. No joke there. Kind of makes her "sweetheart" image laughable.

She's acting. If she really thought she was going to win, there would have been some sort of shocked look on her face before she "freaked out." She didn't look shocked; she smiled at the camera before saying "What?" You don't look AT THE CAMERA if you think you're going to win. You ignore the camera and start heading for the stage.

She planned to do that, people. And now you suckers are talking about her. Point - Hill.

[Oh and Orson Welles' radio broadcast about alien invaders wasn't real either.]

#52--Are you Faith Hill? Or are you just some hilbilly,banjo-pickin' fan of hers? Either way, go away.

Now we've begun profiling award nominees? That's racist.

#52

I didn't know there was etiquette for such a thing.

Also, did you pointedly ignore the fact that she lifted her arms up in victory before she freaked out? That's why she was smiling. Because she had already rehersed her reaction to winning.

I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm going to believe she purposefully made an ass out of herself to get press. If that's the case, she's an an even bigger ass. She loses either way.

#38- I love you! ain't nothin' like guffman!
as for faith, ha! joke my arse-

Its blatantly obvious that she's joking.

Jesus Christ. You're so fucking stupid.

Jesus, is Carrie Underwood, like, 12 or something?

Country music makes me want to beat my head against the wall.

Jesus, you Yanks are so gullible. It's obvious that it's her idea of a 'joke'. Country music is crap anyhow. You'll be telling me next that Elvis and Tupac are alive, and that the face of Satan can be seen in the cloud of smoke above the World Trade Center.