omg are you serious? THAT is the chick from love actually ?

who?

Nuh-uh. That can't be her. No way.

why in christs good name do female celebs insist on carrying expensive bags when dressed like common street trash?

And can anyone disseminate what is happening with the footwear & the bottom of the "pants". I'd swear they were stirrups but i don't see the stirrup parts. I love when little sluts turn fat & puffy.

The Hobo Next Door.

OMG.. I feel so unfish worthy... I have no idea who this chick is!!

I CAN'T MASTRUBATE TO THIS.

o.k. barely

http://www.celebslam.com

On my worst day . . . . . .

'MASTURBATE' DAMMIT

See, I can't even spell right

http://www.celebslam.com

who the fuck is Elish Cuthbert and why the fuck is she wearing sweatpants and leather boots at the same time?

If you don't know who she is, google her. Then come back flip out cuz it's scary how much different someone can look if you have a stylist and make up artist to work on you.

She doesnt look that bad.

jrz, she's the daughter from 24 and the high school chick who fucked Luke "The Godfather" Wilson in Old School.

Whew, I thought it was another ugly fucking Kristin Dunst post...

ouch..

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

okay, let me google.

I would still hit it. Even on Sunday!

She's a Canadian import you know?

OK, found out who she is... WTF happened to her? Are we sure this is her?

Looks like the walk of shame.

She spent the night with some dude and is wearing his clothes home...with her boots.

Is that Terry Schiavo?

She just looks like a homeless woman who scrounged up some change to get a tall one from 7-Eleven

I would wear that to scrub my house, but NOT to go outside, expecially if I were a celebrity.

What are they thinking? Where is the glamour? yeesh!

I don't even clean my house looking like that. That look is reserved for day four of the flu, on the way to the hospital for a couple of bags of IV fluids.

no way thats her, I just recently saw a halloween pic of her and she was smoking hot.

Nice cankle boots! WTF is she thinking?

Everyone's entitled to an off day. But a lifetime's worth all at once?

@20: Nah, She doesn't have the tube accessory.

However haggard she may look, I sort of like that she doesn't consult her stylist before running to the corner store on a lazy Sunday morning (hello, Nicole Richie?). And I still like her tons more than Lindsay and the rest of the celebutards.

lookin' kinda rough..

Oh shit, she better sex it up if she hopes to keep a shred of a career.

Some ideas-
* Clean your damn self up
* Lose or gain weight or get pregnant
* Be seen swapping spit with either Brandon Davis, Stavros or That Other Rich Little Asshole

Commish: DING DING!! So I googled her, and went to look at her picture closer and some inescapable porn site comes up. I'm waiting for the call from IT that says I've been fired.

I'm more interested in that sticker on the back window of that truck. Is that a chic humping something?

Funny! Was this Elisha character in any of the porn scenes?

@27- Her tube accessory is in my pants. You may have it also.

dove tried to warn you guys but noooooooo. you really think people walk around looking F-I-N-E all by themselves. it's a fulltime production to provide illusions. just ask disney

I guess she's sick of that hockey player she was going out with and now trying to impress Keanu with her fashion sense.
But, seriously I think they should give those '24' actors more than an 'f'in' cat nap.

She looks like this most of the time, which is why I only do her doggie style.

that is definitely her. those pants with those boots make me itchy. check out her harry right arm in pic-04.

jrz- Just tell the IT guy you were looking for election results, as they pertain to your field.

Baby: I don't know I furiously clicked like a motherfucker trying to get out until I just turned my computer off completely. Man! I hope it wasn't one of those stupid sites that's now gonna start sending me emails. Oh fuck. Hee. If it weren't me but someone else I'd laugh.

this looks like shanna moakler. damn, travis is straight thug to put his baby mama out on the street wearing walmart, clutching a gucci bag, remembering what once was.

Britney Spears filed for divorce! Perezhilton.com !!!

@34: I like it when we play "feeding tube".

She looks like an albino Megan Harris.

#42

I'm so happy for her! Just like I said, all she needed was a divorce attorney to complete her transformation.

#42 I'll be looking forward to seeing the actual documents on thesmokinggun.com!! It is about time!

right on ! @45

good for you Britney. Now, just take some diction lessons, get some common sense, lose another 30 pounds, get some talent, go to parenting classes, get a tubal ligation, learn math, stop dressing in horrible clothes, put the Cheetos down, and stay away from Anna Nicole Smith and you'll be just fine.

#42 Woo hooo, hope that's true!

Now kristin the K-Fed Cocksucker will have a chance!! What a great day!!

HERE'S THE DIVORCE PAPERS! HAHAHAHAAH!

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/110706_spears_petition.pdf

HERE'S THE DIVORCE PAPERS! HAHAHAHAAH!

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/110706_spears_petition.pdf

oh for fucks sake...double post

Wow... just, wow...

Damn, the Fish outscooped by Perez Hilton?

Is that divorce petition real, you think?

http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/

She looks the same as she does on tv pretty much. I guess y'all don't know what a real woman looks like. Hollywood sucks they airbrush actors looks all the time. Get used to it. Some look good normally some don't.

re: the divorce papers...she should have marked the reason as Incurable Insanity and Incestuous Marriage (since she is a redneck, they all are related) and then also request her attorney to invoke her rights protected under the Wigger Automatic Marriage Termination Clause.

Come on, everyony knows that Hollywood sucks the life right out of you!

It happens to everybody who doesn't keep their acts together. She'll be all right!... I hope.

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

DAMN! It's election day, and CNN.com has the red BREAKING NEWS banner on the top of the homepage as BRITNEY SPEARS FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM HER HUSBAND KEVIN FEDERLINE

K-Earl: Soon to be the best rapper at the homeless shelter.

Actually, probably not.

I mean, he'll be at the homeless shelter; he just won't be the best rapper there.

Here she is looking hot and slutty.

http://www.elishaimages.com/displayimage.php?pid=359&fullsize=1

the Superficial's top story tomorrow (at about 1:30 EST) will be: "Katie Holmes Pregnant with Tom Cruise's Child"

I hope Brit takes his customized "Federline" Ferrari, sets it on fire, and drives it up his sorry ass

Oh my, this is gonna be hot stuff now. Kevin will TRY so hard to make himself look good ala Nick Lachey and he will of course fail miserably. Cuz even though America has been hating old Brit, once she sexes herself up, she will be the one people feel sorry for.

jrzmommy- Your psychic predictions sort of frighten me

My case in point...Anna Kournikova...

http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2006/11/bony-mcbone.html

Sad!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

@63...Zing!

Now if Christina would divorce Jordy, she and Britney could have Pay Per View lesbian lickoff.

DAMN! It's election day, and CNN.com has the red BREAKING NEWS banner on the top of the homepage as BRITNEY SPEARS FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM HER HUSBAND KEVIN FEDERLINE

oh, stop it. you know perfectly well it's because there's 1000 of us on a celebrity blog like this for every 1 geek on a political blog. it's not like we're about to head over to slate.com (well, RichPort, maybe...)

jrzmommy - you can fix your PC with
1. Spybot Search & Destroy
2. Ad-Aware Personal Edition

If you Google them, you can download them for free. Update and run one, then Update and run the other one. Most of that funky porn crap should get removed from your PC.

Don't want to see anyone here lose their job over reading Superficial. 8^(

While I know it is exciting to comment on this bag lady, Mrs. Oops I did it again just filed for divorce from Earl.

#71: No shit. Where the hell have you been?

Probably the same place Mr. Fish has been -- taking a big steaming dump because he'll be the last one to get this damn story posted.

Fish dude: go buy some fucking ex-lax.

Dude...THE BBC has up news that Britney filed for divorce. Why isn't this site, on the side of the Atlantic where it's happening, COVERING IT?

BRITNEY - CALL ME!

You know I will take you back, baby! It will only take a few days to get the smell of Schlitz Malt Liqour, Marlboro's and failure off of you. Then you can sleep in my bed!!!!

Hey Fish'ers, this site won't carry the Britney story for 2-3 more days, check out my "Collection O' Britney Rants"

http://www.xanga.com/angry_ferret_jones

PS - Poor Elisha Cuthbert. She finally shows up on somebody's radar, and she is left behind by the Britney story. Ha!

#72 Yeah, Big Jim, What's up with that? The Nice Fish Man does need to keep up. :(

Wow, thats ass. Just ass.

K-Fed gets dumped by Britney and the Fish hasn't reported it yet!!!??!

hey angry ferret, check out shell0225 real name back at kristie...

Holy shit I am so fucking happy Britney finally took the trash out

HALLELUJAH

Mr Fish - please try to keep up with the news, bless your heart!

Damn...just checked that Britney rumour... what is this world coming to if cnn AND bbc report shit like this on their main pages???? No other news in this world? Britney and the Loser sooooooooo important? No wonder the rest of the world thinks the West is mad.....

"Ah swear to Gowad, Kayvin, if you fuck up just one more time, we are OVER. Ah did nowat give up Cheeto's for mah hayelth, ya know? Ah wurked hard to get my ayass bayack and noyow thayat it's high ayand tight I .... oh fuck it. It is so fucking hard to type in her accent that I completely forgot whatever funny thing I thought I had to say. It reads stupid-like Scarlett O'hara.

BRITNEY FINALLY FILED!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/

bugman - you huffin raid? We already know, hon

Bugman, are you on dope?

Pagan:

You came before me. I guess that's only fair.

Perez Hilton is calling K-Earl Fed-Ex. LOL

silly faggot!

Thanks BigJim - I have been waiting sooooooo long.

@20... i just spit a chunk of hamburger helper on my screen from laughing. That's great.

Perez Hilton's had that shit on standby for months.

Mrs. T, where the hickey-hoo is the link to your blog?

I do have to say, I thought about your "Gild the lily" bit this morning, about five thirty fucking a.m. If my husband doesn't stop waking me up, he'll be "gilding" his own lily from now on.

and #86-took a 'nature hike' with our kids on Sunday, and came to a spot where we have to go under a country road in a tunnel-thing. It's so peaceful and beautiful until we hear our six-year-old daughter say "Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!" Fucking stupid hillbillies and their tunnel graffiti. She's really getting the hang of reading!

the best she has ever looked::

http://torontophotoblog.com/index.php?showimage=1

Wasn't she in House of Wax? Cos she was damn fine in that movie.

http://www.moviereporter.net/newsimages/news_646.jpg

commish-I'm still trying to post a picture to go with my first-ever blog post. I am so embarassed by my total lack of computer skills that I cannot offer the link at this time.

Thanks for your interest!

p.s. I seem to remember really enjoying the early-morning sex, once upon a time.

so why do we care about her anyway?

she was in Old School, the slut. it's good to see she has high career ambitions.

Just when Brit starts getting hot again, she dumps this loser. Best news I've heard all hour.

#87: Perez Hilton is so friggin' unoriginal, the "Fed Ex"-nickname was prophetically imagined at least a year ago by god-knows-who, but it wasn't Perez. I'm just happy we FINALLY get to really use it in our everyday vernacular, because it is, in fact BRILLIANT.

mrs t- I spent the better part of the event wondering what he would do if I just plopped down on his face at five in the a.m.

That girl next door is NOT HOT. Ewwwwwwy.

Holy she looks awful.

http://www.veryliberating.com

Commish- there really is only one sure way to find out! If you actually wake up before him and pull it off, let us all know how it went. I personally can talk a great game at 7 pm, but alli is for naught at 5 am.....good luck. It would be worth it just to see the look on his....face? Your face?

Cuthbert : Nothing comes out good by sleeping with Sean Avery ...

No wonder Sean Avery has so many penalty minutes. I now understand what he is pissed off at. Hes dating a fat pig.

@103 : Excellent !!!

#69 - I was too busy getting thrown out of various polling precincts to go to Slate. Afterward. I decided to go to your place and let your mom blow me on you bed instead. Why did I miss something?

I can't believe this. This is a national tragedy. Alert the media. ALert the government.

Why is everyone surprised? Most celebrities look like shit when they're not done up.

Wow, WTF. I would not snatch that ass up B.

That can't be her...the face kinda looks like hers...but..er..(mind explodes)

HA HA HA! If this day got any better I'd shit kittens.

Oh please, she is still hot to me!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

-dies at #110's comment-

That outfit looks like what my mom wears when she's shoveling manure, or doing yard work. Just atrocious....she should know better, I wouldn't be caught dead in that mess! I guess she's not so hot after all...like most celebs.

Waouh!!

Even MY girl next door is hotter!

I was browsing through old posts and I found this.
lol

Whoops this
Sorry.

Damn, what the hell happened?

mrs t- tonight's the night.

Tapered sweat pants, visible roots, Wellies and a Balenciaga bag?

Something is seriously wrong with Elisha Cuthbert!

I can masturbate to this, but I'm not happy about it. (ugh ugh..mumble grumble...ugh UGH!...damn kids...)

ouch!