stupid cunt

fugly stupid cunt

that's surprising, usually Denise just makes funny faces and spits on cripples and then walks away.

Blonde and Blonder....sounds like a winner. *shudders*

what does a blonde put behind her head to make her look attractive...

her ankles

The RCMP always get their man.

In this case, their man is a crazy-assed tranny-in-training bitch from hell.

They look like they're walking off of a 70's porno set...

i'm guessing she plays "blonder"? Either way, you have to admire her for taking her role so seriously.

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"Thanks, guys!".

Let it be known that Ms. Richards had been posing for the paparazzi minutes earlier.

It wasn't until she realized camera's the pap's were snapping with were devoid of film, so as to not waste it, that she flipped her 70s-style wig and threw the laptops at the elderly.

Of course the poor grandma can't milk the injury for sympathy. She's on the verge of being wheeled into a nursing home by her heartless family as it is.

She won't look so tough when the blood clot reaches her heart.

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They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

shh...I thought I just heard Charlie Sheen laughing.

Ooo, I live in the area...better watch out for trannies throwing electronics at cripples.

First of Fish, what the hell are "damanges"... Are those extra super damages? OR did someone in fact have mange... I can see Mrs. Ritchie having mange... PETA fruit loop bitch...

Dudley Doright could not muster an arrest when Denise throws a computer from a goddamn building into a wheel chaired old lady? Not even public endangerment? WTF. Come on...

if a blonde throws a granade at you what do you do?
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pull the pin and throw it back...

wtf has come over me

@6 - Thanks BigJim you stole my fucking thunder. I'll let it slide because you are a canuck.

Here's something for your viewing pleasure,

http://www.sexycanadiangirls.com/

** NSFW **

As a blonde I find your comments extremely unsensitive and unirrelevant to anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some goo to gobble.

Kevin Federline just sued for custody of the 80 year-old lady.

Wait, did you hear that??? That's the sound of that movie flopping.

Kevin Federline just got a text message reply on a phone thrown at him from the balcony.

Kevin Federline just knocked up Denise Richards, fucked her career and life up worse than it already was, then pretended to be black.

I think K-Fuck is suing for custody of Denise and Charlie's kids.

Kevin Federline got custody of the 80 year old and then knocked her up??? He's a fast mover.

Then he wrote a song about it? It goes a little something like.....

One to the two, two to three.
Fell asleep in the whip,
woke up in the squee.
[actual lyrics]

I'm suing for Danielle's kids. 'Cause they're black and I need housekeepers.

#27 - You better nail your appliances and furniture down... those little fuckers move quick...

I of course meant #26... no more drinking at lunch... I swear...

Papa, you actually let them in your house???

Oh man. For a second I was like "OK Denise Richards, but who's the fugly weirdo on the right- ohhhhhh...."

@26 - I think I see a major brew-ha-ha on the horizon.

They will only have about 15 feet of chain, so they won't go far. If they start acting up, I'll get Danielle from the basement and make her tame them.

*sniffs air* Yeah, you're right Brain, I smell Sasquatch!

@15. I think mr. superficial needs to stop beating off when typing. Unauthorized is spelled wrong. Or the pressure of being out-scooped by jrzmommy is making him rush through his posts.

I hope so. I usually don't condone internet fights, but the topics are becoming so fucking repetitive, the boredom is making me crazy. Bring that big gorilla to me and let me spank her.

I don't care what these movie critics say, this new Rambo movie look's like it's going to fucking suck ass.........

Ed Bradley could out-scoop the Superficial.

Federline just sued for custody of Ed Bradley's ethnicity.

Butt ass ugly, worn out chicks, especially the hoe on the right (Pam Anderson).

@37... Don't be so damn modest. Or I'll pick a good ol'fashioned Jersey girl fight with you to liven the mood.... you know- us Jersey girls love a good fight! Just take credit woman- it's due!!!!

Why do Denise's friends call her TamponGirl?

'Cause she's a stuck up cunt.

ba dum bump

Seriously, though, I hardly think they'd call in the RCMP for this sort of thing. Local police, more likely. That's akin to calling in the FBI for a similar incident.

mommy & Papa - Yous two is killin' me today!!!

#35 - I think that's why your basement smells like crusty cooter and broken dreams...

40--where in our lovely Garden State are you from?

Requirements for the dumb and dumber...I mean blonde and blonder movie.
1) Red headband - check
2) big blonde hair - check
3) face like a pitbull - check

Those two look like villains in a chicks with dicks porn knockoff of James Bond.

4) "vagina like wizard's sleeve" check

(that one still fucking kills me)

**Not to post # 4, adding on to #45's list. Sorry to confuse.

If Charlie Sheen attacks Denise Richards and Denise Richards attacks the handicapped, does that mean that by the transitive property Charlie Sheen attacks the handicapped?

That hair is giving me a 70's flashback.
That's uglee.
And so is the worthless cunt's behavior.

Who the fuck does that washed-up bitch think she is? If that filth-ridden skank even tried to touch my laptop I would be like 'Charlie's Gonna Getcha!' than I would poke her in the fake boob.

PS - That lady that got hit was more than likely someone's grandma. And let me tell you this, woman or not, if you hit my grandma I WILL beat the shit out of you. Then, once you were down, I'd let grandma take a few whacks.

Grandson - if you are out there, and you have any sack at all, you would go over there and 'take care of business.'

PS - I would have posted that an hour ago, but lately the Fish is slower than Christopher Reeves on an uphill drive.

49--No, what that means is that Heather Mill's fake leg sings gospel songs to orphans in the chicken coop.

44. Weehawken but I work in NYC most of the time

My mother is from Paterson. I'm down south.

What I really love is the look of bitterness of their botoxed faces. I'd be bitter too if I was all old and dried up in Hollywood. Notice how they are totally guarding their food with both hands.

Denise to Spam: "Hey, like after we totally scarf down this food, you wanna do a Ritchie in the bathroom with me?"

54. I grew up in Sayreville- though judging by my comments I'm clearly not done!! Well at least I'm safe on the turnpike after you argue with the dumb bitch d'jour

They both look like they got a serious case of Long Island Lockjaw
Denise: Hey, Pam.....fuck you.
Pam: No, Denise, fuck YOU.

God damn Pam looks like hell

http://www.celebslam.com

Isn't the movie about blondes? Denise looks a little too light brown w/highlights to be passing for a blonde & please someone tweeze her eyebrows! She looks like Peter Gallager- forgive me if spelled wrong.

jrz- we call that "hallway sex" here.

Richie Sambora and Kid Rock are more effeminate than these two -- get it, Road Hard and Put Up Wet, and Even Worse...

@ 16 bigponie

I'm a blonde and I can see that you spelled grenade wrong. Who's dumb now, huh? Me spell good.

p.s. just kidding! those two rotten old hags just got me so pissed off!

can't anyone say...EWWW! Looks like there is a lot of milage on their faces

I don't get it. I am serious, What happened? Huh? I like Pam, what did she do? Help!!! Airhead!!!!

I would fuck Richie Sambora in a pretty baby minute. And possibly KidRock, but only so I could see if his pubic hair is as greasy as his head hair.

Jesus, do we really need more blonde movies to make all blondes look stupid? What a nightmare for the blondes that have to put up with the nut jobs that talk to us like we really are that stupid.

It is about as backward as someone writing a woman owned business and starting with- "Dear Sirs."

I need to go hold my Chihuahua now in her little pink purse holder... what a rough day.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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I thought you were 'purple'...hehehe

Can someone explain why these two are wearing bathrobes that are 3 feet thick? Where the hell in Canada are they filming - the Yukon?

Cracking up about the L.I. Lockjaw comment. "Vagina like wizard's sleeve" took me a minute before I got it, then ROTFLMAO. jrz's on a roll today!!

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Oh, sweetie, no one, not even danY..(oops, almost said it) would demand that sacrifice of you. You know it's gotta be stick straight, greasy, and there's some bald patches here and there.

Why do they look like slutty cracked out hippies?

Yikes...they both look like they've been "ridden hard and put away wet".

And enough with the Mystic Tanning already!

Oh snap, what are sexybitch and I doing on this Superficial page!! I demand answers and restitution! Or pay with the throwing of my laptop. The End (for now...)

#73
Meet ya over at BigJim's, you little sexbundle...that towel's gonna drop like the New Year's ball at Times Square any minute now...wanna go sharesies?

Sigh...all this talk about laptops, blondes and big seventies hair is getting in the way of my Fed-Ex enjoyment!

How dare Denise Richards throw a laptop at an old lady on the same day that Britney Spears' divorce is announced!

The NERVE.

Well from the pic - I'm willing to bet Richards is 'Blonde' and Pammy is 'Blonder'.
But now that I know the plot - why would I bother to download the thing ?

lol what an idiot. Just lock the bitch up, she's too dumb to own laptops.

Silly girl went wild at the River Rock Casino in Richmond, BC (30 minutes from Vancouver). She was filming Blonde and Blonder :). It's all over the local news as entertainment sites are hounding the local police for details.

Whoa check out those nasolabial folds...

@#41, the RCMP ARE the local police. they are a networked national police force, acting in all areas unless a city decides to privatize their police force. If you're searching for American equivalents, both the FBI and DEA would be comparable to the Federal and International Operations branch of the RCMP, the A&T of the ATF would also fall under the FIO, and the Canada Firearms Centre would be responsible for the F. Last but not least the CIA equivalent would be CSIS.

Sadly, the RCMP refrained from getting involved, as they are now an automotive force, and no longer require the services of horsefaced man-stealers like Richards.

#80, Vancouver has its own police force, which would have been called in before the RCMP.

The RCMP's priorties are organized crime, terrorism, youth, Aboriginal communities and economic integrity. Snotty washed-up actresses throwing hissy fits are not on the list.

But thank you for your condescending attempt to educate ignorant CANADIAN about my country's judicial forces.

I didn't know Canadians fought... odd...

BigJim fights... the ladies off!

I've seen it.

This may be a redundant question, but WHY are Hollywood people so dramatic...and stupid?!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

I read that she was traumatized by the whole incident - that's totally like the time I threw the remote control and hit my grandma in the face - that was so hard on me

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

I have a Finnish friend with naturally blonde hair who dyes it dark brown so people will not put in the same category as these idiots. See? you dumb americans are ruining natural blondes lives. RUINING.

How come there are so many Blonde jokes?

Gives Brunettes something to do when they are home alone on a Sat night

But seriously,Denise is just perpetrating a blonde and Pam is just a hag

@#81, Indeed, Vancouver has it's own police force. What that has to do with an incident in the city of Richmond i'm not sure of. So, i repeat, the RCMP ARE the local police.

Blonde and Blonder is a strange name for a movie about two white chickenheads..

She threw a laptop off a balcony and hit an 80 year old handicapped woman,sounds comical and yet traumatizing. Reminds me of when I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs.