Skank!

also...

FIRST!!

World's #1 Mom

Why Britney why!!!!!

You were doing so well.

Ah well!

Skankalicious!

http://www.veryliberating.com

well done britney, you managed to make paris hilton look....dare I say it....classy!

Ew.
There's all of a sudden a lot of throw up in my mouth.
Wasn't her divorce from Kevin supposed to bring on the end of her severe trailer trash days? She looks like the lady I found eating cat litter out of my trash bag yesterday.

At least she wears panties!

Paris needs to take her shopping for a decent pair of shoes.

Once again, there's never a suicide bomber around when you need one. Thanks a fucking bunch, Allah!

why can you see her real hair through that weave? shequita working the register at Target making $7/hr has a better weave than these rich whores. is there not a stylist in the world who can give a white person a weave and not have it look like birds live in it? millions of dollars and their weaves still look like they were pasted on.

paris is only hanging out with her because she enjoys making brit look stupid or because brit is licking her herpes poon....or both.

see britney.
see britney after she returns from a dark alley after sucking off a guy named Mo for a buck.

ahh ms. spears, the epitome of class

Man, I was hoping for something good. All I see is a tiny triangle of blue, and only in one pic. What's ironic though is that Paris seems far more covered up than she usually does.

Lessons in what? Class?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Yikes...she looks like she is ready to open a $5.00 BJ stand. I thought there would be better things ahead for her after dumping K-Douce, but hooking up with Paris Hilton is worst than hitting rock bottom.

Everyone keeps waiting for this Britney comeback miracle while simultaneously watching her get up and fall back down like a toddler learning to walk. I'm about sick o' dis shit.

Love the ill-fitting dress that she's needing to adjust in every photo. And I agree that she actually makes Paris look better, even Paris' own extensions. Britney's shoes are from the Tammy Faye Baker Fallen Angel Collection. Yep, now she's prime for the Mother of the Year for both 2005 and 2006.

She looks single and ready to mingle. Dressed like that, she is sure to attract some really classy guys.

how do two people with so much money look like such crap? And its not even the "i didn't even try hard to look good, I just rolled out of bed" look. Seriously, they look like shit.

What's with those retarded shoes? She wouldn't look too bad if it wasn't for those.

and with the bisexual rumors - it's only a matter of time before photos of her fooling around with paris show up....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

How many cheetahs were killed to make that outfit?

http://www.celebslam.com

Is it just me or does Britney's thighs look super huge in the 6th and 7th pics?

No it can't be me they are huge!

If Paris hates Jessica Simpson because she is fat, why the hell is she hanging out with Britney?

Why is it that in both of these "public sitings", Paris looks like the girl next door, and Britney looks like last night's piece? What's wrong with this picture?

Congratulation Britney! Your transfromation into fat crack whore is now complete!

SCABS in CABS with CRABS. Nice name for a porno. Or better put, nice name for Shitney Spears and Parasite Hilton's night out on the town with each other. These pics are why the rest of the world HATES the USA.
The Apocalypse is coming! LOL!!!

I feel sorry for all the real working women out there, you know, the ones that actually HAVE to be whores because they really don't have any other way to feed their kids. How can you compete against someone who's willing to do the same thing you do for a living, but for free?

This confirms my theory that women just like to be prostitutes. They really do. Its not about the money at all. My visit to a nearby college campus also gives more credence to this theory.

What's whith them holding hands in every photo?

15 week deal at the Palms, doing what? Stripping, er uh, I mean lip synching? Uhhhh, I feel so sorry for those people with comps at that hotel. All you can eat buffet and tickets to Shitney Spears trying to relive her whory days, uhhhhh, I mean glory days. It's gonna be a train wreck. TRUST ME!

White shoes after Labor Day? For the love of God, what is this world coming to?

Britney needs to take a page out of Paris's book [please no more than one.. and no, not *that* one] and play the friend test.

You know, the one Paris uses where she puts on a shitty outfit and a good outfit and asks her 'friend' which one she should wear outside.

I bet her stylist is weeping.

paris finally cleaned up her image by hanging out with someone more tragic than her. brit looks like gum off the bottom of my shoes; bulging in some places, dirty, and used up.

They actually met and became BFF at an HSA meeting (Herpes Sufferers Anonymous). They found they had something in common other than poor fashion, no IQ, and the natural ability to engender loathing. If a thought passed through either of their vacuous heads, it surely died of loneliness.

I never knew Britney was going to be playing Pebbles in the next Flintstone movie. And I also didn't know that Pebbles had grown up into a hooker.

Man, if this is where all of this is leading, I'd almost rather see her back with that mouthbreathing fingertip-sniffer.

wow, Shitney Spears looks fat and ugly. but she pretty much always has in my opinion.Parisite Hilton is looking hot tho, as usual.

Britney looks like my Aunt Velma except she's not holding a can of Moutain Dew and sitting in a lawnchair.

Oh look how sweet they are. The brainless duo is holding hands.

And what the heck is that sticker on Hiltons knee?

Aren't those the same white D&G shoes she took from Paris' house the previous night, and the same coat?

I thought Paris was stupid, but she actually found someone that makes her look less like a dishrag whore than she does, who's also willing to be seen with her... so maybe she's smarter than I gave her credit for.

But she's still as shallow as I previously thought. And, twice as ugly, even though Britney is looking pretty bad next to her. So I guess her plan backfired... which makes her stupid again.

Wow, she cancelled herself out in what, ten seconds?

And the shoes enrage me to no end. Sell the sex tape and buy some clear heels with the money, you freak. Leopard print and white don't.... oh, never mind, she isn't listening.

Paris is a slut. Britney is a stupid redneck. That being said, if they were slices of bread, I would gladly supply the meat for that pussy sandwich - anywhere, anytime.

Well sure, this makes sense... Paris had her sex tape out now Brit needs some pointers.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

Wow. This is sad. Because even Paris is not dressed up like a slut. :-/

What kind of circus wagon are they getting out of anyway?

isn't it the other way around? britney was the original whore after all. she just took a sabbatical.

and oh, i echo #5 and ask the same question as #22.

2 slags........no waiting

hmmm, maybe paris is wooing britney into letting her be the opening act when she goes back on tour. it's the only reason I can think of as to why she would want to even think of hanging out with her given she hates fat chicks like jessica, and brit is definitely a house compared to jessica.

#45 Because Paris looks better by comparison next to Britney, and with all the sex tape and divorce hooha it makes sure the attention slops onto her. It's like the sexy hoskank in high school palling around with the dimwit Prom Queen - if the Prom Queen had gotten knocked up twice in one semester and still had baby weight, that is. You can stand to do a lot of hanging out with chubby people you secretly hate if it makes you look good and keeps the spotlight on you.

Wow. Britney almost makes Paris look classy. Shocking!

I never thought I'd say it... but Paris is genius! Stand next to someone more heinous, and voila! Now she's the decent one. This is exactly why she's friends with the emaciated Nicole Richie.

oh please people what's wrong with you??
she looks very pretty and you know, it's a normal thing that your panties "flash" when you're wearing a short skirt and getting out of a car, it happens to all women, so it's not good to call her skank or whore because of that. Those are just bad pictures... do you people who post here think you have any more class than Britney?? do you think you have any class at all, how much class Britney does have, or even what class is at all? And #25, NO, ABSOLUTELY NO, that's not the reason why people outside the USA hates the USA, both Britney and Paris have a lot of fans in Europe and they never get insulted here unlike in the USA. The reason why the rest of the world hates the USA is because of things like G.Bush and your sick morality, like saying that Britney is a skank and a bad mother for dressing sexy and claiming that because she's a mother she can't dress sexy neither should she go partying and should be baking cookies at home wearing fugly mom clothes to be a good mom.

Wow, she looks TRASHED!

Well Brit's 'dress' - (Wilma Flintstone 230 BC design) - looks fantastic compared to the Paris coat (WWF banned product since 1943)
Other than that - Could we get a few new 21st Century icons here ?
( Notice I didn't say 'American' icons with due respect for the Holiday...the new Congress, Senate, etc....)
(O - Happy TanxGiving Holiday Neighbors)

#51-you're kidding right? You have to be joking otherwise
you're just an idiot and you're going to be so abuse on this
website you'll never post again! You just need to wait
'til Brit-Brit gets her website up again then you'll have
someplace to post your "opinions".

@51

ROTFLMAO @ you.

I don't even know where to start. I guess I won't, I'll leave it to some cruel asshole to diss the shit out of you.

But what is class? Well it definitely isn't trying to fit into a size 2 dress when you're a size 6, especially when barecrotch-hunter paparazzi are around. And class is never, NEVER being seen in the same 20 foot diameter with Paris Hilton.

Britney makes Paris look like a prude

@51-

Are you SERIOUS?? You REALLY think that trash like Parasite and Shitney aren't a big part of the reason that the rest of the world hates the USA??? Imagine being a normal person in another country, living in poverty and struggling every day to make ends meet, having to worry about having enough to eat and other things like that, and seeing these two filthy whores with NO class, brains, intelligence, talent, or worth with all this money for being useless trash...if it was ME, I know that I'd be ready to strap on a bomb and blow some shit up, I'd be so fucking furious that trash like this has everything while worthwhile, useful, decent, hardworking people suffer. Wow, Parasite is famous for being a vapid, worthless heiress that can't keep her legs closed and making a sex tape, and Shitney is famous for horrible, lame pop music that she didn't write, and didn't really sing (lipsynching and Pro-tools can do wonders for shitty singers like Brit...and Parasite, for that matter). Yeah, they totally DESERVE all that money for that...riiight. They're trash, plain and simple, and everyone knows it, except for them. They REALLY think that they are relevant and adored by all us "peasants", when most of us would petition for a national holiday of they were to die, especially if they happened to die in a slow and painful manner. And if you want to kiss their worthless asses, ths isn't the site for you. I don't know the point of your worship of them, they don't even know that you're alive, and if they did, they probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, because you don't have anything that they can exploit or use you for. So stop idolizing such worthless trash, and find someone who has actually CONTRIBUTED something of WORTH to society, because all these stupid whores have contributed to ANYTHING is a rise in the number of people with STD's (and in the case of Shitney, two more inbred, useless trailer trash kids that we as a society will have to support when they land in jail...which they will in all likelihood).

And that outfit Shit-Shit is wearing makes her look like one of the hookers on 14th st here in DC, although those prostitutes usually look classier and more put-together. you don't see them walking around with a terrible weave, ugly-assed white shoes, and they're usually not half as fat as Brit is, becaue they have more pride than she does, apparently. Most people know their limits, but apparently Brit thinks she's hot shit...when she's just plain shit. Let's all hope and pray that they get chased by paparazzi, and end up like Princess Di (who actually DID SOMETHING to help the less-fortunate, and was a class act) because I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves it more, because Princess Di sure as hell didn't. Useless, stupid, spoiled whores...God I fucking DESPISE them!!

@55-

Ask, and ye shall recieve...I am that cruel asshole, nice to meet you!!! I don't think I was too mean, because 51 must be like, 13 years old, because no ADULT could possibly think either of those whores could be of any worth whatsoever. Hopefully she'll learn...because we sure as hell don't need any more useless trash wannabes on this planet...Parasite, Shitney, Hohan, and the rest are MORE than enough. It's people like this that make me feel like Communism was a good idea. Too bad we can't send them to the Gulag....

(I'm sensing a bit of hostility here...but maybe it's just me)

Is Britney so desperate to be talked about that she would start randomly hanging out with Paris Hilton??? Gosh...

#57
I never thought I'd say this, but if anyone in the world is a candidate for a burqua, it's Britney.

*Randomly starts to do a polkaish-chicken dance to distract you from the horrible creature that lurks in those pictures* Why is paris dressed alot more appropriate than her? .....stephen hawkings help!!!!!!!!!!!! z0mgz paradox.

I have a few questions here:
1.Why does it look like her dress was cut short with a pair of scissors?
2.What's up with the Minnie Mouse shoes?
3.Are Paris and Britney dating?

Just to comment on the shoes, I'm sure they use to be black, but someone probably splooged all over them.

@57

Maybe she lip synched on stage when she was older (in fact, I have no doubts about it.. when you dance that much you lip synch) but she's not talentless. Do a YouTube search for Star Search Episodes and you can see her talent... the girl has been a powerhouse since forever... she was 10 when she won Star Search.
I won't argue with anyone on the fact that as she got older she got slutier and she lip-synched... but I hate when people claim she has no talent when she and Aguilera both have amazing voices.

#63
Nice. I didn't notice that... but it definitely looks like someone took a pair of scissors to the bottom of that dress.

She seriously needs to get some clothes that FIT her properly, do something with her hair (like maybe run a brush through it?!), and stop hanging out with Paris Hilton. Disposing of K-Fed does not a new woman make.

#64
Charisma and stage presence does not equal an "amazing" voice. Anybody can take voice lessons and reach the same mediocre level of vocal ability that Britney has achieved. Almost any voice can be trained. Britney did not get where she is today because she's a halfway decent singer.

#55 - What is class? Class is never having to say you are sorry for looking like a dirty, filthy slut.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I bet Perez Hilton is creaming his gay ass right now seeing his 2 idols sniffing it up.

everyone thought K-fed was bad for her career, she's even worse without K-fed.

where the fuck is nicole richie?

Looks like Britney and Paris are definitely a lesbo couple.

yes, britney is a lesbo now. good stuff

I had one high hope about her when she dumped the wigga...

Yep. It's gone now.

Well...you can take the trash out of the trailer....

@57

LOL, hating the US because of people like Britney spears and Paris Hilton would be a pretty frivolous reason for hating the US.

"Imagine being a normal person in another country, living in poverty and struggling every day to make ends meet."
Are you suggesting that normal people in other countries live in poverty? Seems pretty condescending to me.

I would think that such poor people out in the streets struggling to make ends meet would have more immediate concerns than to worry about how slutty and talentless US stars, whom they probably rarely even hear about, are.
Also, normal middle class people probably don't know enough details about the lives of foreign US stars to gather the various "dirty laundry" gossip type bits that suggest that the stars are slutty, stupid, talentless, or whatever. Don't overestimate how much other countries follow US gossip. Anyway, it's likely that a lot of countries have stars that are analogous to Britney and Paris in terms of being percieved as shallow and talentless, and having a fervent hater following. Atleast, I heard this was the case for some asian pop divas and such.

71, this site could do without you. Really...

...no i'm serious.

Talk about looking like the'd been rode hard and put up wet...

Sheesh!

I think the important question is, who is using who in this little friendship?

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Judging by the Washington Mutual and McDonalds in the picture, it looks like Sunset Blvd. at the intersection of that street and Crescent Heights.

And Britney and Paris look like stupid whores, btw.

Goddamnit now it's like worlds are colliding...now I have to see their individual news plus the news of them together?

Someone needs to let them know that animal prints went out about 5 years ago. It looks like they fell into a Wal-Mart and wore the aisle out on the town. And the shoes? Did Payless have a 2 for 1 sale?

#51 'both Britney and Paris have a lot of fans in Europe and they never get insulted here unlike in the USA.'

You don't get out of the country much, do you?

Brit looks like Pebbles Flintstone at the prom.

And why does Paris have a patch of a uterus and fallopian tubes on her slacks? And can she PLEASE find a facial expression other than "husband stealing smirk?"

@57

Thanks, random dude/woman. You totally expressed my inner feelings..

@77

"Brit looks like Pebbles Flintstone at the prom."

More like Pebbles Flintstone after a client.. or more like several clients, three bottles of Hennessy and a few lines of coke.

#57 Just keep in mind that over in Europe, they also idolize Michael Jackson, king of popping little boys' cherries, so it's not saying much when they idolize paris and britney...to use the president as an excuse is lame. they want to dictate to the US what our foreign policies will be and know they are less likely to do so if a rep president is in office. they want to scoff at our government when they basically have a schizophrenic government where NOTHING ever gets done, and if it does get done, it takes a decade to get it done. If it's not the president they want to claim disdain for, it will be something else, but when it gets right down to it, they are all obsessed with either visiting or moving here, so, whatever Forbidden, if you want to worship trash and scoff at people who are trying to do right by their countrymen(though he is human and sometimes falls short of making the best decisions, like ALL presidents before him), knock yourself out, but then I have to wonder, how fantastic is YOUR country and it's leaders?

(Inspired by #70...)

"You can take the girl out of the K-Fed, but you can't take the K-Fed out of the girl."

Ah # 51, take another hit off of the crack pipe? This is The Superficial. Because you're ugly. And by ugly, I mean fugly. Hello? If you wanna love Paris and Britney and want everyone else to shower them with love comments, well I'm thinking this isn't the site for you. Or maybe EARTH isn't the planet for you either. Sheesh.

yo! come on dude! u have to chill out there. the superficial is a site where u get to know abt the latest news of your beloved idols and to comment on them, and not to quarrel who's right or wrong. and worst of all! talking abt world news here? haha i dont think its very pleasing.

at the same time. its a lil to horrendous for brit to dress up in this way. it sucks. really

Paris looks like she's taking the piss out of Britney (check out her smug "I've found a new project" expression). Then again, she could have just been mistaken for Britney's carer.

By the way, I'm English and while there are other reasons why certain people in the UK hate the US, those two idiots aren't helping.

Personally, I was hoping Britney would sort her shit out now she's got rid of K-Fed. Looks like she's got sucked into the mire of tackiness and sleaze that is Paris Hilton. Bollocks.

OK, OK, let's be honest here.

Nobody really cares if there is a Fed-EX Britt sex tape. Who in the world would want to see Fed's limp tool?

However, I would pay real money to see the Paris Hilton/Britney sex tape. Maybe Nicole could shoot it....."That would be hot"

Anyway, put out the tape and get all this speculation behind them (so to speak) I think it would do much better than her (Paris'es) first tape.

There's nothing like sewing your wild oats while you have two young children. I feel sorry for the kids.

I just know Paris has an alterior motive...look at her smirk. Maybe she plans on pouring pigs blood on her at the club like in that movie Carrie.....wuahahahaha. I can't wait for this shit to go down!

actually this isn't that odd really. paris likes collecting exotic animals and who has ever seen a cheetah-cow? what a great combo. cheetah-cows are quick to hop in the sack and they provide sour milk. so you always have a gaurenteed bed warmer and you get to have strong bones in the process. awesome.

paris, always the trend setter.

who the fucking fuck picked that fucking leopard print dress??

Brit can't even wear it.
I count 2 strap drops, 1 skirt pull-up, 1 panty flash and 2 awkward "I don't know how to hold a jacket" moments.
Plus...Brit, no tummy-tuck will save you from cheetos. Stop trying to fit in your old clothes. You look like an empowered Peldon sister.

Are people in other countries really under the impression that we are sad because you 'hate' us. Whaaaaaa! As for England, do you really need me to list the shitty history of your country? You guys have always been blood-thirsty, war-loving imperialists so kiss US ass.

Wow, at this rate, K-fag just might have a chance of getting custody of the kids. What's worse? K-fag..........or Britney and her new "life partner" Paris Hilton? It's nice to see Brtiney enjoying the single mum lifestyle, eh?

This is all normal to me. But I'll be horrified if I find out they're planning to do an album together.

Jesus Christ, if Britney's able to revive her career, the world deserves nothing short of the apocalypse.

On the other hand, if this is sheer and total sabotage on the part of Paris Hilton, it would be the only amusing and borderline respectable thing she's ever done in her life...

if you look at Paris' face in each picture, you can tell how clever she thinks she is by juxtaposing herself against Brit - someone who probably weighs twice as much as she does and is wearing whatever the hell THAT is - so she thinks she's fooling everyone into thinking "wow, Paris is looking really good these days! and she's not a skank!"

This is somehow sickening and awesome at the same time. Let's be honest thesuperficial, this is one of the biggest events in your site's history. This is like Elvis and Frank Sinatra singing together after Elvis got back from the war...except with being skanky and wasted instead of singing.

Other than that, it's exactly the same.

youtuberoast.com

Wow. Like, Paris looks sooooo stoned. Wonder is Britney's been sparking any blunts with her???

I'll bet they had a really nice evening together and didn't do any drugs or have sex with any washed up actors from '80's sitcoms or anything like that. I'll bet neither on of them fell down or vomited on themselves at all. And I'm positive Britney picked out her own dress and Paris didn't pick it out for her.

#96
I believe you, too.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fly Nazis to the moon.

Britany in the words of Jeff Foxworthy:

your a red neck when you wear white shoes with a leopard dress

Paris reminds me of Cher in Clueless....when does brit get to date stavros?

@ 71

no you moron.

57 wasn't talking about everyone in other countries being poor. and they also weren't talking about how slutty these girls are. they were talking about OTHER NON FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES who are STATISTICALLY not as wealthy as people in the U.S. hate the u.s. because of people like these mother fuckers.

NOW they were saying that other countries HATE the US because the richest people in our society ACT, LOOK , AND SPEND THEIR RICHES LIKE THIS. so fuck off you insensitive fuck.

#64, nobody was talking about Christina Aguilera's amazing voice. It was about Britney not being a good singer, therefore being famous for nothing, and pretty much useless, just like Paris Hilton.

Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Britney, and GrandMadonna should all be recognized for their best talent - dance. Even Madonna is debatable there. The rest is sleazy self-promotion (or in Brit's case, her handlers) and already having a foot in the door, or a cock in the ass, or money (in Paris's case).
The "amazing voices" you hear from those women are all thanks to a little something called studio magic. Obviously it's fooled at least one person into believing Britney has some talent other than somehow maintaining her celebrity through ridiculous antics.
And "powerhouse" is a term that should be reserved for people who either 1) are seven or 2) can at least actually manage a musical instrument, if not two AND sing AND dance and write lyrics and do more than just show up to places, where you know pictures of you will be taken, pounded on gin and barely able to hold your clothes on holding hands with a well-known and much more useless whore.

I don't care if Alfonso Ribeiro was discovered on Star Search - he's still no KRS-1.

Okay forget anything nice I ever said about her.. I can admit it when I am wrong. And clearly I was wrong! Damn Brit, what the hell are you doing??

@99
You're a bitter idiot ;)
I never accused 71 of saying that everyone in all countries was poor.
It might be true that the average level of wealth in most other countries is not as high as that of the US, but that still doesn't mean that poverty and "struggling to make ends meet day by day" is the norm.
Anyway this doesn't even really matter because this wasn't even my main point, and neither was the sluttiness of the girls.
Did you even read what I wrote or are you just too damn stupid to understand it?

It might be true that disapproval of the actions of the rich and the influential in the US may be a reason that people in other countries hate the US.
However, pop culture stars like Britney spears and Paris Hilton are probably not where the people that hate the US for this reason are drawing their examples from. A reason for this is because most people in other countries aren't too keen to religiously follow all the subtle "dirty laundry" gossip about US celebrities ie. the next time Paris Hilton flashes her cooch at some party, they won't know about it or particularly care. Also, some countries have there own versions of stars, which the people of that country are more exposed to than Hilton and Spears, that aren't too good about their actions or spending.

where has parasite been walking that her boots are that dirty.. and why is she fully dressed?

shitney could use a burqa..

white undies = no get laid hun

oh you damn big-headed cocky yanks, you really believe that you are the richest fucking nation in the world?? last time i checked, the richest country in the world is fucking liechtenstein, followed by luxemburg, norway, switzerland, iceland, ireland, denmark and sweden. THEN US OF A. followed closely by austria and qatar - I'm laughing my ass off. You probably even couldn't dream of the high standard over here in fucking europe, a damn cup of coffee in that shit'n freezy town of oslo will cost ya 8€, I guesstimate that's 10 bucks!! and what the hell does this have to do with fucking bad-yellow-extensions-for-life-britney and her new bff ??!

@103

yeah, and those white fugly shoes = no get laid, too

Paris' thoughts:

I look so sexy compared to this fatty...Britney is like so fat and gross...

everyone's gonna see how sexy i am and they're gonna see how fat Britney is...

She's gonna take the place of Nicole, like when she was fat and gross....

People are so going to think I'm hot....That's sexy

How is it that they went from what looks like an Escalade to getting out of Amu's Cab?

Love the white shoes with that dress. Love it.

Two hos are dating, big deal..anyone wanna see PEREZ Hilton in a sex ad on ManHunter??? It's hilarious. Come see..

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

looks like they both could use
www.aveyou.com........................

106- couldn't agree more
i'm speechless

Now, what would make you think Britney's trailer trash days are over just because she 86'd K-Fed? HE wasn't the cause of her trailer-trashiness, he was the RESULT of her trailer-trashiness. Britney Spears has about as much taste in men as she has in shoes .. white school-marm oxfords with a leopard-print hooker dress! .. and hair! Is it that hair extensions simply cannot look decent or like real hair, or are these fake blonde celebrities on a budget or something? Boy, what anyone sees in Britney Spears is WAY beyond me.

If you are arguing over which countries are richest, get a fucking room retards.

If you are arguing over which countries have men with the smallest schlongs, the answer is clearly Canada. I should know, I've been ass fucked by dozens of them, ...

BigJiSm ? wtf? nice try, troll. but not good enough for this site. idiot.

But the insight info on Canada might be of use, some day. One never knows ...

#114
I hear it's actually the opposite.
They don't call 'em "Mounties" for nothin'.

My, her hair sure grew out fast...

I hate Britney. She has a beautiful face, a fair enough body, and a modicum of talent, and she has wasted it all. Stupid bitch. Stupid, worthless, white trash bitch.

And Paris Hilton is just a useless piece of shit.

#116, you do know that that little blonde bob was a wig, right?

Oh c'mon get a break ! of course we europeans know who thos cunts are and OF COURSE we hate dem. like it or not those 2 are part of our new GLOBAL trash-culture.
Because BAD TASTE is international!
(of course u 'mericans are world champions...)

I hope they're at least having fun. doing a bunch of coke and laughing while they braid eachothers extensions.

The new horror flick, coming soon--

Brit's new perfume is infested with radioactive microbes, and when she shares it with Paris, they become merged into one hideous superbeing that proceeds to have a billion K-Fed babies, who grow to adulthood instantaneously and destroy the music business. People flee to Canada, where the Mounties use their enormous manhoods to destroy the K-Fedlets. The being, deprived of the fluids required to sustain its life, shrivels up and dies.

"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed.
"

This is a joke , right? there seem to be only obnoxious comments on this... whatever you call it.

#121:

Blog.

Why hasn't the Superficial posted the pictures of Britney's beaver yet? They're right freakin here!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/11/britneys-sexy-parts.html

I would still like to bone her, all sloppy-like.

TCLTC

Doesn't Britney know that to get through a divorce she needs to be hanging out with someone fatter than her, not someone who makes her look like a greasy whale. However, she did choose the right person to make her look like saintly virgin who rescues kittens by comparison.

Oh and skanky dresses don't work when they have to have huge straps that allow for maternity bras.

Who wants to see Britney's vagina?

That's what i said...have you seen the new britney spears upskirt pics from a night out with paris? this time she's going commando...i'm going to puke

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/2006/11/someone-needs-to-introduce-britney-to.html

102. Umm. I do not know where you are located, but you wrote, “A reason for this is because most people in other countries aren't too keen to religiously follow all the subtle "dirty laundry" gossip about US celebrities.”

I hate to tell you, but in Europe the above statement is categorically untrue. European gossip magazines not only fill their mags with the “"dirty laundry" gossip about US celebrities.” But the U.S. Celebes is also placed on the covers as well. Yes, the vast majority of the articles and topics feature homegrown celebrity topics, as they should. They are after all national periodicals.

Go have a look at any of the European gossip magazines like the French Voici, Closer, Paris Match (Madonna was on the cover in Mid-November.) The German Super Illu, In Touch, and Echo der Frau, The Dutch Weekend, and any of the British gossip mags, like Okay, Hello, Now, etc.

Therefore, your point is invalidated by the very existence of these magazines and their devotion to filling their pages with U.S. orientated gossip.

Whoever fucking said that Americans are vulgar; I hate to tell you love, but vulgarity is sadly an international phenomenon and aspects of it can found in every country.

In the U.K. it usually found in Chavs, usually from Essex, on the continent it is the ubiquitous Euro trash, where designer Kits are all important at all times. The Euro trash can even be found on top of the fucking Swiss Alps where women have been seen kited out in their Versace and carrying expensive handbags. Everyone else is in there hiking gear and the female Euro trash is dressed for a social occasion. The men always have slightly longish hair that is usually slicked backed and favour leather pants or fucking red jeans/corduroy. Which I absolutely hate as they are so effeminate. I like to refer to them as pussy pants. Let’s not leave out the Russian noveau riche with their flash mistress in tow. Everything on her is big and fake right down to her tits (except maybe her bling.) Let’s not leave out the Arabs. The vulgarity found in the Middle East requires you to wear sunglass, just so you don’t get a headache from the bloody gold everywhere, They are fucking obsessed with fucking gold plate. From overly ornamental furniture to faucets, after a while you actually need a minimalist environment to counter balance the vulgarity you have encountered.

To my knowledge vulgarity in the U.S. is limited to Vegas and the southern states.

I know how satisfying it is for the Europeans to put down the Americans, but after awhile it becomes tedious.

Wow, thats a hot late 80's look...the only thing she is missing is a big ol hair scrunchy and a fringed suede jacket.

115. In fact, the term "Mounties" originated in the widespread custom, peculiar to the English and French trappers in 18th century Canada, of mounting each other in marathon sessions of lubeless anal sex. The practice was subsequently adopted by early local law enforcement officials, hence "Mounties".

127. "To my knowledge vulgarity in the U.S. is limited to Vegas and the southern states."

Clearly, they don't let you out much. Los Angeles, Orange County, CA, and most of NJ, for example, are generally more "vulgar", by your definition, than anything I have ever seen in the south. Remember, the "Bible Belt" stretches west from the Carolinas, and south into Texas. Florida, a state composed largely of immigrants from northern and midwestern cities, Cuba, and Puerto Rico, ... seems to be singularly spared this particular cultural affliction.

Dislaimer :

I am not really a flamboyant homosexual Canadian moron with an ego the size of Montana, a schlong the size of a Vienna sausage, and a sphyncter the size of Uranus, but I occasionally play one on the Internet.

In other news, BJLTC ( long time ) ;^o

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Word, words, words, ...

Britney hasn't been blessed with good looks. She has always had an ugly face, and now her body is ugly too. Paris looks so much better than her. Britney also looks so much older than her years. She looks a good 10-15 years older than 25. And she should be looking after her poor babies.

Where the hell are her children? her new baby is only weeks old and needs its mother - but she's too busy going out clubbing and looking like a skank and desperately trying to prove she's over Kevin. It makes me sick! At least when she was with Kevin she was always seen with Sean-Preston.
On a lot of other sites she is getting praised for looking so good and getting her act together - act together??
All i see is a selfish self-obsessed slut who only cares about herself and leaves the kids with a nanny to do what is her responsibility.

Anyway thats my rant and rave for today - but it's so true. Celebrities have no idea about the real world.

# 127 - You have a point. There is still trash - promoted - all over the world.
If you want to see Euro-trash - just visit there.
- And check out Saudi sheiks who act like 'priests' when they're at home - but act like the worst Frat boys ever conceived when they go to Bahrain.
- And the Russians, a few instant Billionaires (!) from a Socialist state (?) who still kill people who complain. (Stay away from the 'cooked' sushi)
Generation WFT - It's up to yous.

And #129 That Alberta guy is a CANADIAN - so how bad could he be - so FUCK OFF !

Oh, and of course - slightly off topic - what a couple of Bimbos

I'm not sure whose image is tarnished more by hanging out with each other.

I'm also not sure why we care so much. :P

http://www.findmebaby.com/Megan

OMG! those SHOESss!

What comeback? Spears is still a fat ugly troll. Her life has been a fucking train wreck for the last couple of years and now she's hanging out with Parasite... Why?? Why??

#123- Is it still called a "beaver" when there's no hair left?

With no hair I believe it's called a 'Howie Mandel'
(# 134 Unless that is BJ, alter-ego like - off the sauce, in which case: Hang in there Jism !!)

Oh dear!

And I am no expert.... but them some ugly fucking shoes........ are those from payless?

What would the kids say!?!

Sweeping views over the centre of old Bangkok, Ratanakosin Island and the Chao Phraya River, and lots of turn-of-the-century Asian ambience are the main benefits of staying in the middle of Chinatown.

Sweeping views over the centre of old Bangkok, Ratanakosin Island and the Chao Phraya River, and lots of turn-of-the-century Asian ambience are the main benefits of staying in the middle of Chinatown.

Sweeping views over the centre of old Bangkok, Ratanakosin Island and the Chao Phraya River, and lots of turn-of-the-century Asian ambience are the main benefits of staying in the middle of Chinatown.

# 132.. right with you there.
She's obviously not even slightly concerned about K-Fed's custody challenge (rightly so). Still, she could at least pretend to be a decent mum/woman/person for a while.

it could be worse: she could be hanging out with lindsay, but then lindsay would make brit look, oh my god, so freakin' HOT

#38, the sticker on Paris' leg is a backstage pass sticker somehwere. Event staff ask that you wear it on your shit on your left or right breast/pec. But "cool" people (aka Morons) wear it on their leg like that. I've seen those dumb asses 1,000 times.

I just read people dot come where it documents their whole Holiday weekend together. She has a 1 month old son and she's out 4 freakin' nights in a row? She's an idiot, and will have a hard time convincing a judge that she is mother of the year.

And look at Paris' face in these pictures. She's sooo stoked she think she's finally actually hanging out with an A-lister.

Two words....Thunder Thighs.

Dear Britney;

I love women in leopard print, but Britney, sweatheart a little goes a long way. Learn to layer, use it as an accent or attention piece. Too much and you look like Wilma Flintstone's hooker cousin. Also with layering, better to do that when your post child birth body isn't quite up to lycra mini dresses just yet, so back to the gym and more situps please. Please decide before you leave the house if it's straps up or straps sideways ... a little of both on film confirms trailer trash. The white shoes? Try black next time OK hon? Eventhough I've said this many times over the past decade, please learn that sometimes less skin is more exciting. Compare it to a Christmas present that is fully wrapped, vs just tacking a bow on a bag of Cheetos.

Pardon my asking, but didn't you just have a baby? Shouldn't you be at home with your two kids under 18 months? Why are you hanging out with noted pariah Paris? Why does Paris look like she's going to attack you with a strap-on when you least expect it?

As for #64 and your voice, I will conceed that Christina Aguillera does have a great voice, eventhough she's a little enamoured with herself and her vocal gymnastic abilities. Just because you can does not mean that you should all the time ... and Brit that applies to blow jobs in the alley as well. I don't know if Brit has a great voice as she's always processed into that breathy whispery tone, and is always lip syncing on award shows. Belt one out sweetie, let us hear if you really can sing.

Fucking Paris Hilton. She's obviously got Brit hypnotized from the first pic. I'm not sure which publicist created the "whore 'em 'til we bore 'em" image, but Brit couldn't have chosen a better mentor, especially if she's intent on getting her first post-marital walk of shame in the tabloids. Good girl Brit. Good for you. Nice to see you take the rebirth of your career so seriously... an icon indeed.

Fucking Paris Hilton.

KFed can start a reality show: My life on the Z list.

GOD, WHO DRESSED THIS FAT WHORE? THOSE SHOES DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MATCHING THE DRESS. FUCKING REDNECK

Quick someone fucking call Ken Paves!! How come Eva Longoria and Jessica have cute extensions and these two sluts have the shittiest ones ever? Paris's "hair" looks like she has had a load of jizz shot in there over the weekend.

Let me take it a step further. If I were to show these 2 sluts my long brown curly curls they would be staring in wonder then running to the bathroom to cry tears of vodka and snort another line.

Britney- WHERE ARE YOUR BABIES?????

#156
I swear to God she left 'em at some club over two weeks ago. She has no idea where.

Britney make Paris look good. Funny, with all that money, Brit still looks like trailer trash. Her extensions are hideous and her makeup sucks. Has K-fed gone through all of her money that she can't afford a stylist anymore?

That's a hideous dress, but otherwise Brit is looking good. She's still an idiot though. You'd think that after K-Fed she'd be a little better at spotting users, and Paris is clearly using her.

Think what you will about Britney, she has sold millions of records and has made her money from her talent...

The REAL sad thing is that she is now photographed with the world's biggest, douchbag, no-talent, cocksucking, herpes-infected cunt bag, the one and only Paris Hilton...THAT'S sad...!!

You know what it is, Paris has her around because she thinks compared to Brit, she looks like a goddess?

its funny how paris uses britney to appear more attractive. you forget about paris' herpies when you look at the trailor trash and can only imagine all the crap she has. ew.

clearly they were just hooking up in the car.
britney looks ravaged.

THANKS PARIS FOR TEACHING BRITNEY , LOVE YOU BOTH KEEP IT FLASHY ALL THE TIME

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

Binky, I know all about the Saudi Frat Monsters we have them here too. In fact, I have a friend who was introduced to recreational drugs and prostitutes by one such individual.

I have always found it amusing that the Middle East likes to portray the West as being morally corrupt and debauched, however the rest of the world defines such so called corruption as an open society. But at least we are not hypocrites, the West is not perfect and we openly admit that we have social problems. Unlike the M.E. who likes to hide behind a religion that likes to deny that drug use, prostitution, domestic violence, and sexual abuse of women and children actually exists in their own backyard.

No. 129, You are right I do not get out much at least not on your side of the Atlantic, anyway. Therefore, I will concede to your advanced knowledge of where in U.S. the generally more vulgar can be found. However, I thought that Texas was infamous for being big, bold, and tacky?

SHES HOT, AND YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS

GO BREAST FEEDING MAMAS!! YAY!

dear formula kills,

please drink more formula, thanks.