Nov 10 2006Britney Spears still has wedding ring, big boobs

FIRST?!!!!!

LOSER?!!!!

Damit!!! I totally thought I was first!

Those boobs are huge! Poor K-Fed, now he just gets to see them in pictures like the rest of us.

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

Enough with the boobs!

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Nice tits for someone who looks like they're in their late 40's...

She had a lift or a tuck or something. Them babies were past her elbows. Not that I care. As long as she got rid of the extra baggage. And by that I mean K-Earl.

I'd be all over them boobies!!!!!!

7th Bitches!!!

hmm you can't see her ring in any of the other pics except the close-up...doesn't make sense as to why she's still wearing it if she's the one who filed for divorce

Scandalicious!

http://www.veryliberating.com

She bought that ring for herself. I'd still be wearing it too... on my cooch.

Or cooter. Dunno what they call it down there in Louisianna.

You motorboatin' somebitch...

I love this site and everything, but I could seriously do without the hourly updates about Britney Spears.

she' so unoriginal. madonna called and wants her blonde bob back.

i can't imagine anyone, other than a gold digger or a guy who likes cave diving, would want to get with her. it's obvious that earl has put high mileage on this ride. the tires may be inflated again and she's got a thick coat of paint but she's gone from a bentley to a buick.

I'd say that there's no way she'd be so everlasting pig-stupid as to get back together with him, but you can never count on a bimbo with a room temperature IQ for anything.
At least that what my current boyfriend says.

It looks like weavels have been chewing on her fingernails.

I wonder how long until their sex video hits the web? I'm sure K-Fed will need some $$ to launch his world tour.

Or at least some $$ for a sandwich.

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

I LOVE that she lost weight, got hot, is about to sign a multi-million dollare Vegas deal, and then dumps him.

If she had dumped him when she was fat he could have gotten some press by dating a hottie. This way there isn't much he could do.

I cannot WAIT until I get to see a video on YOUTUBE of him getting turned awa at some Hot club that used to kiss his ass......come on you know it will happen, give it a month at the most.

who the hell does she look like in that picture? someone weird. it'll come to me. Barbara Mandrell? Nah. Who is it.

by the way, GO RUTGERS!!!

i can't imagine anyone, other than a gold digger or a guy who likes cave diving, would want to get with her.

Her pooper's probably still a nice, tight fit. Plus she's got those jumbos to hang onto, for maximum thrust velocity.

the good news - she has to return the ring to kevin (is that even 14 kt.?)
the better news - she ditched the NuBra.

That can't be her engagement ring. She bought herself a much gaudier one than that.

Next hot celeb item....Tara Reid and K-Fag

I agree with Ed Bambrick, she looks way older than 24. That's what happens when you whore yourself out at 17. I also agree that this site has way too many updates on Shitney and Earl.

I love how Perez, Rosie O'Donnell, and all the other gossips are considering her emancipated since her split from K-Fed, as if he were soley responsible for her spiral downward from teen pop princess to white trash ho-bag.

She was slutting around with Colin Farrell and Fred Durst long before K-Fed arrived on the scene. She was already doing poorly sales-wise much before her first 24 hour marriage to Jason Alexander.

So give me a fucking huge break. She is and always will be, simply, a cheap trailer park sow that happened to fall upon a few million bucks.

Good job pricing yourself out of the market, sweetlips. Enjoy a lifetime of unremarkable men.

Nice boobs, though!

Five signs you were dating K-Fag

1. when it was over you had two children that have no idea what the word daddy means

2. most of your money was spent on a rap career for some guy named "The 1 Blonkey"

3. you have a sudden urge to drink Malt liquor and smoke Newports

4. you find yourself apologizing to people for dropping the "N" bomb all the time

5. you start to suffer from a terrible disease now know as "Brain Goodbye"

she does look like a ventriloquist doll.

In that last shot she looks frightenly like Courtney Love

nice brown eyes
but
blue veins...

...not a good look
...for a tit
...unless still swollen
...with the mudder's milk : )

#18 jrz: Tanya Tucker?

Aren't Shitney's puppies full of silicone? Do you men seriously like that? Oh, wait, they're BOOBIES. They could be square, lit up, or shooting lasers at your head and you'd still like them. Silly me!

all boobs are veiny to some extent. you try popping a kid out your twat or having someone cut you open and remove the kid and have your body go back to pre-kid form.

she probably had a lift if anything. post-mommy boobs are big for months even if you dont tit-feed. hell, id take a lift if i could have one.

and 25, way to watch conan last night.

She's back to being wackofftoable.

# 25----actually EARL smokes marlboro lights. how are you going to try to be a thug rapper when you smoke "light" cigarettes? only in fresno i guess

Did she just learn to apply makeup?

http://www.celebslam.com

Seriously, could her eyes get any more far apart?

And, what is with the blue bra showing and the fishnets? Classy, Brit. Real classy.

All right, enough of this shit. I've shown off my chest (click the link if you haven't seem them yet), and I want to see some titties here other than those belonging to skank whores like Britney and Lindsay.

We've got plenty of mega hotties posting on this site, and it's time some of you ponied up and posted picture of your titties on the web for all to enjoy.

Do it, and I'll drop the fucking towel.

BigJim is waiting.

#4

Yep, I concur.

We definitely need more vag.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Mother of two? What a friggin' slut! She's all pumped up with breast milk and desperately trying to be sexy. One of the reasons they're extremely huge is that she's got absorbent breast pads tucked in instead of push-up pads. Blech!

On behalf of Jim's pecs I concur. It should be like Mardi Gras everyday here!!!

She looks like the Dutch Boy Paint kid:
http://theimaginaryworld.com/disp15.jpg

@Big and Rich-

Playboy, October '91. Girls of the Big Ten.

If I were to post a picture of my naked breasts I would have to have each of you sign a waiver of liability because there have been too many instances of damage to computer equipment, loss of employments, bodily injury from subsequent explosive ejaculation, and exploding eyeballs (with the accompanying tongue strain from rolling out like a red carpet and/or howling like a wolf resulting in throat damage). These instances in the past have caused me to reconsider posting my tits as of this juncture because there is just too much paperwork involve although I am not opposed to working with certain people individually if you have had the proper health screening.

Still looks like a mess to me. And I STILL see a ridge on her boob. Oh, Britney takes a shower and gets a haircut and people are so amazed. She lookes like she just woke up.

@27-ohmigod you took the words right out of my fingers.

what is with the awful outfits that look like they came from a charity shop?and that gap hat,ugh.doesnt she have money?

i cant wait till her new album drops and its shit and then we can forget her again.

boobs are nice,but very obviously fake.sorry boys.

I'll bring the beads, now let's see 'em ladies!!
BTW - I like the way mikeski thinks . . . so long as he's not thinking that way about me (or any other dude for that matter).

She does have that spacey, wild-eyed, Courtney Love look going, now that Courtney lost it.

I love Britney.

TIT - TEES!

TIT - TEES!

TIT - TEES!

TIT - TEES!

404 - yah, we just have immediate access to THAT! Throw us a freakin' BONE HERE!!
So do they still look the same way 15 years later? Or have they dropped like boulders?

Sorry - #40, not 404

#39

Ha, indeed she does.

#42

I think it's fair to say that the only thing people are amazed about is that it took her so long to leave K-Fed.

She's not quite over the fugly bridge quite yet.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#18: is it Melanie Griffith? She always looked old and weird.

All I can say is that she looks old and weird, stress on the old.

#48

Only published photos of my ass and boobs, sans clothing, that I know of.

I work out like a motherfucker, so my shit hasn't moved.

Wow. Now that K-Fed is gone, she's starting to have the aura of her old self.

Maybe I'll start eating bowls of her feces again for breakfast!! With strawberries on top, of course.

She must have taken fashion tips from her good pal Jessica Simpson because they're inventing a trend where they think that showing a little of your bra to the whole world is sexy. YUCK!

#49 But there is A LOT better out there. Even everyday people just walking down the street. Come on people!

And if some chick wanted to post a picture of her shaved pussy, that would be just too awesome for words.

It looks like she fell asleep with her makeup on. Then just rolled out of bed without brushing her hair or washing her face and redoing her makeup. The far away pictures remind me of Drew Barrymore in "The Wedding Singer" when she was in her waitress uniform. Only Drew is 10 times better looking.

#55

If you post a picture of your shaved testicles, I'll post a picture of a shaved pussy.

walking around in sweater vests with your tits hanging out while your face & hair are so hit doesn't really work for her. obviously she only knows how to live her life through PR stunts: Pop out kid, get plastic surgery, flaunt my new sexy body (not so much) right before I file for divorce in what white trash considers classy outfits, sell pictures of baby, make album, get fat again, repeat.

and by the way, where are her kids? she's so busy trying to get media attention, she probably forgot them baggage claim at JFK. dumb bitch!

#54

I absolutely agree.

#55

Seconded.

And she doesn't even have to be a celebrity. Just as long as she isn't a he. :-X

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

@57:

Not just any pussy. It's got to be yours.

a little off topic, but jesus christ my anus hurts!

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==She still has work to do! First of all take care of those, ugly, stubby fingers! Get some plastic tips on those horrendous things already! That's just gross! Oh and that hair! OMG!

Big Jim,

Here you go, before someone beats me to it.

1. Can't lipo fingers so it may be a while for that ring to come off....
2. She is so gonna look like a Courtney Love when she is 40....

#63, I'd totally fuck that.

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http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Big boobs are hot. Unless they are saggy and veiny and covered with freckles and moles and have stretched areolas and nipples pointing at your shoelaces.

66 - big boobs are hot but only if they are attached to an attractive woman - Jessica Simpson, Yes - Rosanne Bar, NO

On another note - anyone know how to get the hyper link to show up at the bottom of your post??????????

Ambassador - how did you get your link to show up?

#61

Everyone knows if I had really posted that, I would have capitalized JESUS CHRIST.

You can only call yourself COMMISSIONER if you have the title on your door plaque.

#68

Type http first.

#60

I'd have to have a new one taken. Totally bare pussies weren't all the rage in '91. It was short, clipped, stripper strip.

here's an extreme close-up...

Osh:

You're a bitch with a capital "C".

#70 - Thanks!

http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

#68, see: #70; thanks commish :-)

And that's one big beaver, #72. It must be a friend of Paris Hilton...

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

She looks gross. Boobs big yeah so yum, but her face has gone down the shitter.

here's some hot girl-on-girl the likes of which you have never seen...

and check out this crazy lesbian orgy...

#19- she had c-sections, so as long as you can stomach the scar just above her pubes, (and the left-over K-fuck spunk!) the pussy should be fine
#51- Hell yes! Vigorous exercise- much like vigorous sex- keeps us slim, taught, and toight as a toiger. Grrtrr, baby, very grrr!

It is good she dumped KFed.

At least now, she can focus on what vibrator will be her best buddy and I would be happy to help her pick it out.

I am sure she will not be interested in the Make Your Own Dildo Kit... that might just bring back bad memories of awkward blow jobs if she has KFed do it.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_make_your_own_dildo.htm

Look out Pam.

Britney wants to be just like you, showing those titties.

Playboy here she cums.

#78

You are as sick and twisted as my closest friends.

BIG difference between a country hick, and a country hick that most men and some (desperate) dykes wanna lick...

Them boobs look good. I, of the A cup variety, am thoroughly jealous.

#83

No pics, no proof. ;-P

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Am not sure if am that brave....

Pics of BigJim and RichPorts man goods please. Slow day on the fish ,need more juicy things to read / look at

This just in . . .
Jack Palance and Gerald Levert have both died. Not together, but in separate circumstances. One by old age; the other death has yet to be determined.

News probably never to be reported by the Fish so I'll have to be the one to break it to y'all.

Signing off for the day. C U later.

jrz-

In that last photo, she kind of looks like Mia in Pulp Fiction after she od's. You know, with a needle sticking out of her chest and puke on her shirt.

That's not her wedding ring, it's Earl's cock ring .

Beautiful Jesus, those are some OUTSTANDING titties!

I could spend an entire Arizona winter with the two of them, in a cabin by a mountain stream.

Mmmmmmm, booobies.....

Dude, I think it's time to pump!!

#31 - good try ... you are still gay. keep trying though. Maybe relax with a little drinkie from the sperm bank.

Jesus tap dancing christ, what's wrong with you people? Those boobs aren't huge, she's just making them LOOK as big as possible..and when you have a dress that shows most of it and a camera all up in it..yeah..they look big. v.v those things are are a C cup =D I'm the boob expert. (tiki dances)

Jesus, her fucking fingers look like sausages. Her boobs are full of fat. She's going to blow like a freaking grease fire!

Thats cause the bitch cant get the ring off of those sausages! There going to have to call in "The Jaws Of Life" to get that off!

I still have a wedding ring and big boobs?

You'd think someone would have also advised her to get her nails done.

RPLTC/RPLTC/RPLTC

I also have my nails done. Can I be?

your all a bunch of hating wanna-be's! u fat fuckers... get a life. oh.. me too :)

Man, when is that trashy thing gonna stop biting her nails? That's so fugly fugly.

88) OMG, that is horrid, and, well, horribly true. *gak*

89) Fuck. LMFAO!!!

krisdylee, that bird picture that your kid drew kills me every time. And I visit your site often just to freak out over the naked yoga. Is that you??? You ARE bendy and bold.

Ok,Ok...now-There is way to flash a little clevage and it look hot.Britney's attempt is far from it,they are hanging out of her top-it looks ghetto and nasty.She still has alot of cleaning up to do.Not impressed.

#98 ... yes, you can "be."

Britney just needs a good nail job. Other than that, she looks amazing.

Her boobs look natural. I hope she makes her comeback

11. you assume that princess of the trailer park's kids would be smart enough to find a nipple. I suspect not.

24. I see a special section on the Plastic Surgery Disaster's website for her in the near future. Tara Reid, look out.

42. I believe the term is "jumped the shark"

46. at least she won't have to worry about blunt force trauma when those boobs swing out and smuck her upside the head. brain cells can't die twice.

52. you give me a chubby baby..

68. I for one would pay big for a PPV series with all these cum receptacles fighting the death..

She lost wight. She looks great now.
And she got her own team
Team Britney T-shirts

has anyone mentioned that she's been wearing those same fugly gold shoes every single day.

I reaalllly hate to say it but she looks like Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction :(

I suspect she planned this whole thing:
--suddently marry a nobody
--pump out 2 babies asap
--look like trash the whole time
--play up how in love she is etc etc
--help the poor guy try to reach his career dream
--as soon as 2nd kid born ... shed the weight she's carried around the entire marriage
--dump the poor guy the minute his poor album is released and he is making appearances on his own
--start looking as great as she is able to

She's not stupid. She looks sinister is the post filing pics and vids. I feel sorry for the guy. All he had to do was kiss her ass. I think he probably did but she had her plan and he was just in the way. She now has her two babies and some poor bum who doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to fight her. She's wickedly smart.

thats right, she's smart. her and jessica simpson are Mensa material big time. forget about the
- dropping kid on his head
- driving with car seat face forward
- driving with kid getting blasted in back seat of convertible
- driving with kid in lap

lets not confuse being a fuck-toy with being a human being. there are lots of people i'd screw but wouldn't pee on if they were on fire.

#111 no one said she was mensa material or a perfect mother. She is worth $300M at 25 while you are just some dumb fuck whose parents have an internet connection.

You stupid bastards...she just had a baby & is breastfeeding which makes your boobs HUGE.

I am all for trashing celebs, BUT

As for her looking old, she married a shit bag, had two kids, and got divorced in less than 2 years. What do you think you would look like?

Anyone who's saying she's hot again has some pretty low standards. She looks like SHIT. Sure she's lost weight, but losing weight and pushing up your fake tits isn't enough to make you attractive again (and they are fake - NO DOUBT).

Disgusting, stringy, brassy hair, aged face, sundamaged skin, adult acne... She's still a lost cause.

I love the way the fish made fun of her for ages then suddenly wants to fuck her. Stupid men.

blissa needs to put down the donut and go shave her beard.

Amazing what a good bra will do....the hair stinks though....

Thanks for the reminder PM, I was starting to get that 5 o clock shadow.

Jesus Christ on a stick, her hair looks awful. The face -- meh, the clothes -- ew, but meh, but the HAIR. It looks like she shaved a golden retriever to make that thing.

A golden retriever with mange.

I love BIG cock!

Pretty cool huh Beav.

ABLTC

Oh tyhe boobies, the flash of bra... and fishnets!!!

DADDY LIKES!!!!

Come here and walk nasty for the love doctor!!!

Shit here comes my boss later!!!!

#110 - That may well have been the stupidest, least thought out post I have ever fucking read here at the Fish. Watch some sitcoms, play in traffic, go to Harlem with an "I H8 Negroes" t shirt... you know, do the things in life that inspire humor then come back with more. Something. Anything. Rather than hugging my dick like the Magnum I use to ass ream little whores like yourself, you should really concentrate on, oh I don't know, being funny? marshmallow-dream has got to be the dumbest fucking name since damnYELL and Cock and Hole Takeover. I'm sure cupcakes like you can advise Titney on just the right color for her chipped nails... if you can take your fingers out of your own ass long enough to type.

With the amount of money she has... she still can't buy class. She looks trashy.

Where the hell is a stylist when you need one?

I guess those boobs don't come with a nail technician. She hasn't done a damn thing to them since her interview with Matt Lauer..."I'M COUNTRY, DO WHAT?!"

My boss just caught me licking the screen........

like the big boobs...the wedding ring - not so much