Nov 8 2006Britney Spears may or may not have a sex tape

oh god! nooo!!!

I can't look at it. Damn!

They all have home made movies

http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

BSLTC

I wonder if she will make her comeback as a porn star?!!!

He's the spreminator- why put that anywhere near your body again Brit!!! It'll find a way to knock you up

That's a terrible blowjob. She's just licking the head. Let Papa give you proper direction.

Who do you think could have released this? Hmm............I can't think of someone who has such animosity for Britney Spears that they would release such a private, intimate video tape. Who on earth would ever want to drag her through the mud like this?

IT took him one day to release this to the world... SCUMBAG...

Oh, and that is definitely BS. Look at the nose and the tongue (think other videos shes done)...

She looks like she gives a good hummer... Good for her...

that would be one hell of a coincidence(yea right) that the day after she breaks up with k-fed a sex tape is released.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

#7 - That is only 19 seconds... Give her a chance... Cuz she sure seems like she has gusto for the job....

It's impossible to tell if it's really Brittney in that clip. All you can really tell is that it's a white girl and guy. I would guess that it probably isn't even her.

1st of all- Where's kristin? Alright, yes, k-Fed does have a big cock. I will admit it.

Yes jrzmommy, I too WONDER WHO would have done such a thing? WHO could it possibly be to have been that hurt?

Yes, Papa, bad BJ. She can't deepthroat obviously. Ha! In so many ways, I am superior...

Well then...this certainly makes the McCartney/Mills divorce seem...polite.

Damn you Papa and Jrz!!! You both stole my thunder at exactly the same minute... damn you!!!

Earl had this all planned... gets dumped via text WHILE being filmed... convinces Brit to give the diamond back... then, just when she seems like she's back on top, independent and confident... BAAAM!!! Suddenly a hummer tape... that is one fucking clever little leech, that Earl...

If Gay-Fed thinks this will hurt her career, he's dumber than I thought...sex tape = gold.

And dayum, girl looks like she knows her way around a cock, don't she?

PrettyBaby - Sweetie, if you think that's a big schlong, we can never meat, er, I mean meet... I constantly get accused of trying to smuggle a shotgun where ever I go...

This makes Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler's divorce look like a pillow fight.

I'm sure the full version will be released the day the divorce is final.

Dang! First those delicious pics of her rack and now this!
That Kleenex truck can't get here fast enough!

Oh yes, It is defintely her, no doubt. The nose everything. Or it is an impersonator. Shit, K-Fed is playing dirty now. I may have to begrudgingly say good move! This could be fun, everyone.

Damn i can't watch that kind of shit at work!
I can just see all the dirty tapes coming out now - all the x-rated stuff that was edited from their reality show. Let the show begin!

P.S. Can you see any of BS's rack in the clip?

I know what kind of blowjob that is! That's a "please cum already, I have something better to do" blow job".

That's Britney Rears!

http://www.britneyrears.com/

This is NOT Britney. I saw this video maybe 4 years ago. If there was audio you'd hear J Lo being played in the background. But yea, I saw it before they were ever together, years before her hair was dark etc. I promise it is fake.

Somewhere in L.A., Joe Simpson is cursing himself. Jessica gives WAY better head than that, and he has tons of amazing footage to prove it.

Sadly, he's even worse at PR than Brit's mom.

No wonder there was so much press about there not being a sex tape a few days ago....Brit's preemptive move in case just this kind of thing happened.

I bet he had this film put aside to blackmail and control her, and she finally couldn't take it and called his bluff.

No wonder she seemed so glazed and stiff on David Letterman. I bet she knew this sucker would hit the web only hours after she filed.

What a stupid bitch. NEVER NEVER NEVER put ANYTHING on film. Will these dumbasses never learn?

K-Fed is such a douchebag.

porn is kool. does anyone else think this guys cock is a bit small (compared to my gynormeously mammoth wang.)

#17 Holy Kielbasa!! If I have to beg for a peek, damn you Rich I will.

That can't be K-Fed. That penis is white.

Alright and I will clarify- I guess after a second peek (for purely educational reasons) I have decided that it isn't THAT big. Okay, dammit and if you all can offer me something better, let's see what ya got.

@24 Oh yeah, When the hand comes out, you want that fucker to come.

Ha! Ha! The SuperFish cruises porn sites!

Papa, it may be white on the outside, but it's soul is pure sexual chocolate.

If this is K-Fed trying to "get back at" Brit, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wife gives husband blow job -- OOOOhhh -- sounds like something that should make headlines. So what?? Brit licking a penis will give millions of guys hard-ons all over the planet.

Nice try, K-Fed. Next he'll release pics of her playing with the kids, making a great Sunday dinner, and reciting the Declaration of Independence backwards. That'll show her!

#33

You ain't wrong.

How can you even fuckin tell? You only see the side of her face right? Jesus tap dancing christ..and if that really is her...(pukes) how could she sink so..high >.> -dies-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I give it 3 stars.
She could do a lot better than that. Although she didn't have much to work with Sorry, gottabe honest here, it's not a huge cock, and he probably got her high on meth beforehand. HMMM. I guess it happens when your a dumb bitch and marry your drug dealer.

PrettyBaby, I'm not huge but I'll give you all 6 inches and give you the best 12 seconds of your life!

Um. You'd get more head blowing yourself. And I'm not assuming you do yoga. If this tape "thumbs up!" turned you on, you might as well go home, put peanut butter on your cock and expose yourself to the family dog. Eyes open or closed, imagine Brit, but with a slightly longer, moister tongue. Brushing dog's teeth = optional.

#24, 33, 37 - That is either a "Lost A Bet" blow job or a "Too Drunk To Get Boned" fellatio. Either way, when the hands come out, I start thinking about puppies and ice cubes, juuuust to make her work harder for it... wack me off will you? I have great aim, just let me hold my hand at the base of your neck and... WOO HOOOOO!!!!!

Sweet Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ! I did NOT just see that....! K-Fag's cock being given an inexpert BJ by Shitney? Ack! Isn't that a sign of armageddon or something?

Somebody needs some blow job classes, which is typical for a pedistaled ho like Brit. She should give Andy Dick a call for some help before she offically hits the market.

This is going to be brutally fun!!!!!!! Stay on your toes fisch. It's going to cum fast. Oops I meant come.

I think she needs some instruction, let me see if I can help-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

britney brought people to court to stop the release of the alleged sex tape. now why would you bring someone to court for "defemation of character" if the tape didn't exist. well, too bad she lost the case since she put her sexuality out there already, Chaotic anyone?!!?
The ho just wants to make money off of it! I don't think that K-fed released this. He's not that smart.

Oh, please. K-Fed is an idiot. How do you guys know that this lame-ass bj isn't just how he likes it? It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Look at his music -- clearly, inferior is good enough for this guy in a lot of other things.

And, sorry. If I had his penis in my mouth, I'd want him to come as quick as possible, too. Ick.

Now you can know a good whore's secret. Ready ladies- For all your dopy husbands/boyfriends: If you wanna give him a little treat, blow him, but then you may start thinking of other shit to do for ex. dishes, watch Laguna Beach or rub your own clitty. Then use your HAND. Guaranteed to work every time. He'll be smiling, you'll be all done with a nice mouthful.

But this may not work for a hot one like Richport, not a BOSS.

Actually her case was for defamation for them saying she looked goofy in the alleged tape... Lets see some real footage....
#26 if you saw this before, please let us know where...

french toast, you son of a nut cracker...dont fuckin steal my lines! Jesus tap dancing christ or anywhere between jesus dancing christ is mine -.- *hits you with a rolled up newspapaer- BAD!

****THIS IS NOT BRITNEY SPEARS.****

I too have seen this video before (it's fucking hot, by the way). Here is a link to the video as it was posted on a homemade porn website several years ago:

College-Blowjob.mpg

Enjoy!

Goddammit–is the thing real? Anywhere else I can get it? My old Mac won't play it :(

Please, somebody post another site or a simple youtube address if possible, thanks.

The judge disagreed.

"It is clear that plaintiff did not bring this lawsuit because she was falsely accused of acting goofy," Hart Cole wrote. "The issue is whether it is defamatory to state that a husband and wife taped themselves engaging in consensual sex."

#51 I don't know- I couldn't view it and I believe its her just like I believe in Santa Claus. And I will never stop.

#42

I only break out the olive oil when my throat hurts.

I can't watch it at work......but.....that blurred out spot doesn't look that big.

Pretty Baby, let me know what the problem was. Did it not prompt you to download the MPEG? I tried it in Internet Exlorer and Firefox (both on PC) and it worked for me.

After Britney's bomb, "Crossroads", this was an attempt at "serious" acting.

#57 It says "This Link is Not Authorized to View this Movie"

I'm not gonna lie; that looks a lot like her. It is- however - the worst blowjob I've ever seen. The real question is: why is she blowing him at all? I mean, she's paying him, carrying his kids AND blowing him? For about 2 years he had the best life known to man.

After careful and intense muthafuckin examination, I have come to the muthafuckin conclusion that this is NOT muthafuckin Britney Spears as evidenced by her lack of enthusiasm and deep throating abilities which is usually exhibited from all muthafuckin trailer trash whores. How do I know you ask? Simple. Because I'm Samuel L. muthafuckin Jackson and when they go down on me they make me go mmmmmmMMMMMM bitch!

its not her

This DEFINITELY works. If you aren't able to download it, it is because the bandwidth has been exceeded and you'll need to wait a while. Give it a shot, it's under 10MB.

College-Blowjob.mpg

I would be disappointed to think this was the work of an actual professional.

yuck.

funny how that site has 3 videos of Britney and another one of Jessica Simpson that is identical to one of the Britney vids. Not a chance.

Thanks #63, I can now deduce that it is definitely not her. Watching porn at work is weird, usually I am performing it.

Thanks superfish man for the dirty movie to watch tho. What's next? Guess and see if the next one is Lindsay Lohan vibrating Paris Hilton's cornhole?!

Well if its real atleast we know why they were together for so long, thats a nice big cock :P mmmmm

Well if its real atleast we know why they were together for so long, thats a nice big cock :P mmmmm

There is no such thing as a bad blowjob. Period.

If you have your undies down and a lady on her knees in front of you with your junk in her mouth, then you need to just be happy your getting your knob polished. It doesn't matter if she's just licking it, or kissing it, or just giving it a good stare-down.

If you have somehow convinced someone OTHER THAN YOU to play with your cock, you are in the winners circle my friend, so the last thing you want to do is complain.

Ladies, if you think you give a bad blowjob, come see me. Let the Ferret build your confidence back up.

Yeah talk about weirdness watching this shit at work. Behind my desk & laptop is a window and, in the New York way, a building right behind me with other people's windows. they definitrly think I am afreak for smoking a cigarette while watching a blow job. SWEET!

Oh and a bad blow job at that. You GOTS to get down that bitch!! Cut the hands out!!!

Guys like getting jacked off and having their cock sucked at the same time...it's science, and it's the quickest way to get a guy to cum. Unless Biatcho is doing it, I would imagine most guys don't like getting head from tranny's, but everyone has their thing.

While the clip posted by #63 is nice enough to keep in my porn stash, It's safe to say that this is definitely not Brit. Especially after the camera pans back & you see those goofy banana titties.
Have to agree with the Ferret - there is no such thing as a bad blow job ... unless her teeth scrapes skin off of your shaft.

Ferret - My experiences in high school with cheerleaders with braces is the only example I can find to prove you wrong...

Rock& Roll cumdumpster... you have got balls to go there with me AGAIN. Guys would much rather get a job from an experienced tranny as opposed to a 20 year old secretary who thinks that she works for a major recording label. Because guys don't want sex from girls who attend to crazy go nuts university, they use teeth because they thinks it's rough & hot.

Ooooow Rich. I think men all across America just cringed in pain.

Nothing worse than a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.

#76

Hey, you Angry Ferrett! I gave a helluva blowjob with braces. It's all in the non-existent gag reflex.

she didnt say this with her mouth full...

v

v

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i feel like i'm behind or sometin...

...

...partying?

...

i'would just go watch that movie and jus' drink at home
[laughs]
what i'm trying to say is...
do you ever feel like you...
like can some people?...
have you ever seen back to the future?

(mm mm)

is that possible
to time travel
speed

(no)

yes it is... kevin

(ok... but- not that we know of)

maybe pe...
i think people can do that
i think some people are ahead of us

(well maybe)
(but they would never tell the world)
(they wouldna tell nobody shit)
(could you imagine?)
(how many people would try an go back and change shit)

but not, apparently
your music
bye kev...

Hmmm...Could you please change the name of this site to "Strictly News about Britney & Kevin" ? Because that would be much more appropriate..

50. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 8, 2006 1:11 PM

french toast, you son of a nut cracker...dont fuckin steal my lines! Jesus tap dancing christ or anywhere between jesus dancing christ is mine -.- *hits you with a rolled up newspapaer- BAD!

It's MS. Frenchtoaststix!! I've been saying it for years!! One of my favorite things to say, along with fuckity-fuck-fuck! (throws empty fresca can at you)

Ewwww...

Well, considering his singing abilities, this could really be K-Fed's latest and biggest release...

That's not Britney Spears. I know; she's here with me.

Looks more like Ashlee Simpson.

Sorry. She has the facio-cranial form as Britney. It's Britney.

And even if it's not, we STILL know that Britney sucked K-Fed's disgusting dickhole ass. Fuck her. Nasty. That's like sucking the dick off a dog with rabies. Only worse. Cuz it's K-Fed.

Fuck em !!

I've seen that bit of porn before, and it's not Britney Spears.

Sorry folks, you'll just to rub one out to random, anonymous skanks, like the rest of us.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Fake!!

This d**k is too big to be K-Fed's one!

Commish - it's chicks like you that make me love Republicans... I personally think the gag reflex should be legally banned for all hot chicks. In fact, it needs to be codified in undeniable law as a Constitutional amendment. You gagged??? Call the gag force and bring a few 14" Black guys in to open that throat up a little... oh, noooow you wanna play nice... shut up!!! Didn't momma teach you it's impolite to talk with you mouth full?!?!?!?

Damn... went off on a fucking tangent... I'm going to wake up my wife...

Oh Please she practically had it announced before it suddenly "appeared" on the internet. She couldn't be more blatent if she added a 1-800 number crawler to it.

And who cares anyway?
Isn't this part of the mating ritual in hollyweird ??
"Hey I had all my baby fat sucked out, a make over and some new plastic surgery. So I'm available!"

We're now entering the twilight of the bratteny career. I'm just surprised it took this long to get to the "Please ask me to pose nude in your magazine I need the publicity" stage.

oh that's totally Brit Brit come on are you blind.

That's Britney, but I'm sorry to say that penis is not K-Fed's...it's mine. I rest my case

that's kfed but not britney. it's jrzmommy's sister. this explains a lot.

Yes #77 You Genius!! I can brush the back of my throat with my tootbrush and shed no tears. I think that is why I am quite a popular gal

Rich - As I've said before, I'm a Republi-CAN!

like mr. foley, the voters decided to turn over a new page

Yeah, and I may, or may not have herpes...

http://www.heaven666.org/britney-spears-sex-tape-3189.php
some commenter at the bottom says you can tell it isn't her if you look at the whole thing.

Oh please! If K-fed really was that well endowed, he'd have whored himself to some ignorant-hobo-porn mag a long time ago. In any case, I refuse to believe that I actually was curious about K-fed's peeter.

Biatcho, it might hurt a little more if you had the SLIGHTEST clue about who I am, but since you couldn't be further from the truth, it has no effect on me. Not to mention the fact that you're some losery hag who takes everything said on a celeb gossip site to heart, so it makes it even less possible to take anything you say seriously. Eat a dick.

oh you relentless, idealistic children. When will you ever learn your lesson to not fuck around with those that are superior to you. In fact, most of the people on the ficial will remember that time a while back when you felt the need to tell us about how you work for famous bands (like Titanica and Buttmunch Eaters or other really shitty bands no one has EVER or will EVER hear of)and that they love you because you love their music, they don't just think you're a groupie.

I remember this soley because it was one of the funniest thing I have ever been privy to and I've seen Borat.

No go suck on some "famous" front man's dick, then tell yourself he loves loves you for your mind while you spit vomit on the mirror you're looking into.

#7 you have to use the hand.... obviously you dont know a good b.j. when you see it... nice "job" girl that "looks" like britney.

I don't work for any bands. I'm a freelance photographer, and full time college student at New College (a school you have to be almost genius to be accepted into), and I do mostly action shots of bands performing, which requires SKILL, and I develop my own film. I've had pictures published in Rolling Stone, Alternative Press, Blender, Guitar Player Magazine, and Hit Parader. I've been at this since I was 14. What were you doing between 14-20 that required any kind of skill other than getting gang banged by your school's chess team (the football team probably wouldn't look twice at you)? And I do hang out and party with them and normally my BOYFRIEND is there with me. My boyfriend's dad also happens to be a celebrity hair stylist, Gary Glossman...cuts hair for Lenny Kravitz, Bono, etc. So I've gotten to hang out with and photograph U2 (you're right, only no name bands that no one's heard of). In fact, Bono flies into our little beach community in Sarasota, FL just to get his hair cut by him. I could list about 150 bands that I've photographed, most of them are famous (or were when I photographed them), including Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Primus, The Used, Puddle of Mudd, Korn, even Pearl Jam, etc. And some aren't exactly famous, but well known among the music scene, like Every Time I Die, Buckethead, Senses Fail, Mindless Self Indulgence, Unwritten Law, etc.

What is it exactly that makes you "superior" to me? The fact that you're old? You have kids? You work behind a desk all day at a job so boring that you spend all your time on this site? The fact that you wish so badly you could get a taste of the good life celebs live?

And just so you know, most of the posts that were posted that time were not even me. Those pics weren't of me, and pretty much everything after those pics wasn't me. Some fucktard thought it would be funny to steal my name and put words in my mouth, which is more childish than anything I've said or done on this site.

I hardly ever comment on here, but from now on when I do, I'll make it a point to get a rise out of you, which I also seem to be good at. Toodles.

Wait, can you repeat that? You lost me at I.

I do so enjoy getting a rise out of you because you always seem to need to make yourself feel better by posting about how "exciting" your life is, when we all know it's BS. Nobody takes a 19 year old seriously, with the exception of some "famous" people who prefer to get blow jobs from someone they know won't prosecute for rape because it makes them feel loved to suck on "famous" cock. You are truly a loser, I can't wait til you show up dead in a vegas hotel room from an OD covered in various men's semen. tee hee hee...

oh and cock & balls makeover, you can check out the Jude Law / Sienna Miller thread from Monday, 11/13 to see the fame you so desperately desire that I have given you.
toodles!

looks fake...