Nov 7 2006Britney Spears looks surprisingly good on David Letterman
Britney Spears popped in for a surprise visit to David Letterman yesterday to show off a new bob (is that what it's called? I usually just call it hair) and her newly slim figure. And if you ignore the painfully rehearsed dialogue, Britney actually looks pretty decent. Judging from her more recent appearances I would've expected her to roll onto stage without any shoes on and then perform some armpit farts for the audience.
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1. TheHappyRobot - November 7, 2006 9:21 AM
jay leno is better.
2. kristin - November 7, 2006 9:21 AM
she has to get out there and defend her turf. there are just too many of us hotties lining up to suck kfed's enormous cock.
3. Pagan Queen - November 7, 2006 9:22 AM
Holy cow - a celebrity that actually uses their money on dieticians and personal trainers. Good for her!
Earl is still a tool!
4. jrzmommy - November 7, 2006 9:24 AM
could her tits hang any lower?
5. Angry Ferret Jones - November 7, 2006 9:25 AM
I'd fuck her so hard she would lose her accent. I hope.
6. Brain Embolism - November 7, 2006 9:27 AM
She's fatter then Kirstie Alley.
7. DancingQueen - November 7, 2006 9:28 AM
Her hair looks like a weave to me. I'm just sayin. And what is UP with that black jumpsuit/short thingy? Ugh! HEINOUS!!! She does look a lot trimmer, but yeah, with her money and personal chefs and trainers who wouldn't? Although I personally think she had lipo when they extracted that last demon seed from her belly.
8. PapaHotNuts - November 7, 2006 9:29 AM
I'm from Louisiana, and I know she is the reason God directed Hurricane Katrina towards us.
9. slantingthroughdarkness - November 7, 2006 9:32 AM
Britney washes her face and goes on the TV.
"Tell Britney not to pop her gum when she's on the TV with the David Letterman!"
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
10. Italian Stallion - November 7, 2006 9:33 AM
@8 I thought it was all the blacks, thanks for clearing that up for us...........
11. HollyJ - November 7, 2006 9:34 AM
I didn't know Ann Jillian was in NYC.
12. RichPort - November 7, 2006 9:38 AM
An juhst hayed ta stop bah
I thought people only talked like that in fucking cartoons.
I'd hit that as soon as she gets her stitches out.
13. BigJim - November 7, 2006 9:39 AM
What a fat bitch. She needs to lose 170 pounds of wigga Earl trash.
14. Binky - November 7, 2006 9:40 AM
They're playing 'Thanks for the Memories ' in the background.
(I guess the band are hinting that her career is over.)
15. Anastasia_Beaverhausen - November 7, 2006 9:41 AM
Thunder...Thunder...Thunder...Thunderthighs
16. Mya - November 7, 2006 9:41 AM
She should go to school instead of some talk show. Get some brain action going. Or is that too late?
17. PapaHotNuts - November 7, 2006 9:42 AM
@10- That's why he directed malt liquor and turkey necks toward us.
18. HolisticWisdomcom - November 7, 2006 9:43 AM
She looks better blonde, and of course great for having had two kids... but I think she needs to lose another 170 lbs... KFed.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
19. Angry Ferret Jones - November 7, 2006 9:45 AM
This kind of staged shit makes me wretch. Like she would ever "think" to stop by.
There are probably 50 clothes-pins on her back and thighs holding all of her body back so she doesn't smother Letterman.
And PS, Letterman - retire already, you old dried up wretch of a man.
TOP 10 REASONS BRITNEY SUCKS ASS
10) Earl
9) Earl
8) Earl
7) Earl
6) Earl
5) Earl
4) Earl
3) Earl
2) Earl
....and the #1 Reason Britney Sucks Ass:
Nipple Cooties. That's right, nipple cooties. Look it up.
20. commissioner - November 7, 2006 9:54 AM
Now she needs to add a divorce attorney to finish her metamorphasis into a MILF.
21. BeautifulNightmare - November 7, 2006 9:59 AM
@2... GET OVER IT! No one cares about you wanting to suck Earl's cock! What is wrong with you? Do you have some sort of death/STD wish?
And on Brit... she will NEVER be the same, NEVER.
22. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 10:04 AM
#2 I just get a kick out of you. You continuosly mention Earls' enormous cock. And again I ask you, where is your proof? Come up with some and then everyone will probably still hate him, but we will acknowledge his giant member.
K? Come on Girl, Produce!!!
23. CelebSlam.com - November 7, 2006 10:06 AM
Wow. So we can finally masturbate to her again?
http://www.celebslam.com
24. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 10:06 AM
She looks cute by the way. Remember folks, the cuter she gets the more likely it will be that she will kick Earl to the curb. So encourage this people.
25. bigponie - November 7, 2006 10:11 AM
I bet if the cameras weren't rolling he would of kicked her ass out of the studio.
26. jrzmommy - November 7, 2006 10:12 AM
Thanks to Victoria Beckham for the rebirth of the ugliest fucking hairdo ever known...the Bob. Longoria has one, Brit's got one. IT'S UGLY AND UNFLATTERING, HELLLLOOOOO!!!
27. 86 - November 7, 2006 10:18 AM
I'm from Louisiana too. I've met Britney and Jamie Lynn and Lynne...they're very nice.
Can't wait till she gets hot again.
28. Wild Rose - November 7, 2006 10:19 AM
And this, folks, is why I rarely watch network television....
FUCKING LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. danielle - November 7, 2006 10:23 AM
typical, typical.
30. susan - November 7, 2006 10:25 AM
#22 careful, you'll slide right out of your chair if you get any wetter pleading to see pictures of kfed's giant cock
31. sassy - November 7, 2006 10:25 AM
ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE. GET REAL. SHE LOOKS LIKE TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH.
32. RichPort - November 7, 2006 10:27 AM
#23 - As we speak...
(fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap)
33. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 10:33 AM
#30 "pleading to see pictures of K-Fed's gigantic cock" Very interesting, that. I don't usually have to plead for cock pics let alone the real deal. But if that is what I must do, then I will happily do it.
P.S. I would be wetter if you would show us some pussypics lady.
34. susan - November 7, 2006 10:38 AM
sorry, didn't know you were a hairy heifer.
35. happy hands club - November 7, 2006 10:41 AM
I don't think she looks good at all. Improvement yes, but that's not saying much. When she was walking off stage, she looked like a cow walking though the pasture. The bob haircut also makes her nose look big. I would also think she could pick a better outfit to show off her new/improved self.
36. biatcho - November 7, 2006 10:43 AM
speaking of pigotry...
hhmm, what do I do to make my droopy titties look not so droopy? YES, I will wear a belt right underneath them so as to make my tithips complete.
She's nasty.
37. PaisleyMoon - November 7, 2006 10:46 AM
She looked fabulous. I knew she'd be back, and she is. Glam, hot, slim, stacked, and cute as hell. Go Brit! I hope she makes another billion dollars and you all choke on your dicks.
38. suzy - November 7, 2006 10:48 AM
britney looks really good...
she's not a real blonde though.. and she's a brunette.. if you've seen pics of her when she was younger and on the mickey mouse club.. she was never a blonde.
she just dyes it blonde.
but she looks good, and good for her for finally waking up and taking care of herself again
39. Coolguy8621 - November 7, 2006 10:53 AM
she looks good, its nice to see her taking care of herself again
40. Brain Embolism - November 7, 2006 10:57 AM
Please banish all Britney fans from theSuperficial.
Thank you.
41. jrzmommy - November 7, 2006 11:05 AM
37-39--I feel like I just walked into my nieces' room about years ago and the three of them, ages 11, 13 and 15, are sitting there watching a Britney video. Good God girls....
42. MalynLaReina - November 7, 2006 11:05 AM
#1- leno sucks, his bit is horrible and ontop of that he is "the guy who laughs at his own jokes" at least letterman is going senile which is a +for entertaining, in the end though Conan out does both of them.
43. ErikaJulie - November 7, 2006 11:34 AM
Why hasn't anyone noticed how much she resembles He-Man?
The outfit, the hair, the too tanned skin?
44. mrs.t - November 7, 2006 11:38 AM
Britney? I mean, Paisley Moon? You do look hugely improved what with the weight loss and showering, but words like 'glam' and 'cute' will never be associated with your appearance.
Inbred grits. I swear, somebody combs her hair and applies some Bonne Bell lipsmacker and they think she's ready for runway work.
45. mrs.t - November 7, 2006 11:39 AM
#43-yes. And the body-builder arm-flexing thing she's doing.
46. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 11:45 AM
#34 Tried to joke with you, now just think you are annoying.
47. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 11:53 AM
#34 ever heard the song "My Name is Not susan" you are stupid
48. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - November 7, 2006 12:01 PM
I am also from Louisiana, and my grammama told me Britney was the inspiration behind the ol' creole term, "hooterlicious".
49. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 12:05 PM
I ignore trolls
50. NipsyHustle - November 7, 2006 12:09 PM
Do your titties hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your titties hang low?
all that money spent on her physical "comeback" and this bitch still has flappy titties. either she's breast feeding both kids or kfed is really milking her dry.
51. Tracy - November 7, 2006 12:19 PM
I think the Germans have a word for her current condition... boobenfloppen.
52. kate - November 7, 2006 12:21 PM
She looks good. Don't fool yourselves though. This was lipo through and through. It couldn't be anything else.
However, she is still over. I wish she'd just go away. I hope she does stay with Kfed. Its hilarious to watch. That's better entertainment than her "music".
53. BabyBopamajig - November 7, 2006 12:24 PM
Armpit farts would have been WAY funnier than what she did.
#22 He MUST have an enormous cock, it certainly wasn't his good looks or intelligence that attracts these stupid women to him.
54. PrettyBaby - November 7, 2006 12:40 PM
#53 Yes, I wholeheartedly agree!! :)
55. Superevil - November 7, 2006 1:12 PM
THANK YOU BRITNEY!!! THE DIVORCE HAS BEEN ANOUNCED!
56. Verbal Osmosis - November 7, 2006 1:18 PM
How is the britney divorce not front page on superfish?
57. cuesta_rey - November 7, 2006 1:34 PM
this site should have the divorce news by now
58. cuesta_rey - November 7, 2006 1:35 PM
this site should have the divorce news by now
it is even linked from Drudgereport
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/
59. wags022559 - November 7, 2006 1:47 PM
CNN has announced that Britney has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences.
60. PunjabPete - November 7, 2006 1:56 PM
Let the sport begin. Where will K-Fed be found dead of his own hand and how will he off himself...
I am going to call out something with flare adn say he drives that Ferrari into a wall at 150 while all Methed up....
Anyone have a better one?
61. JaeMae - November 7, 2006 1:57 PM
Good! New he'll be an even bigger loser after her comeback, you know its coming!
62. runtogethersentences - November 7, 2006 2:01 PM
Let's talk about the divorce.
63. cuesta_rey - November 7, 2006 2:04 PM
his 15 minutes are overrrrrrrr
64. PunjabPete - November 7, 2006 2:20 PM
Good posting up at AngryFerrets place...
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones/545454380/suddenly-the-drugs-wore-off--.html?nextdate=last
65. happy_bunny - November 7, 2006 2:21 PM
#11 - HollyJ - Ann Jillian? Holy Crap what an obscure reference!
66. chortle - November 7, 2006 2:24 PM
The least she could have done was sing D-I-V-O-R-C-E for a hint.......
67. VeryLiberating - November 7, 2006 3:36 PM
Blah blah blah.
http://www.veryliberating.com
68. PeptoBismolPrincess - November 7, 2006 4:43 PM
SHE FORGOT HER PANTS!!!! :O
69. javafinch - November 7, 2006 10:13 PM
I think she's sick of seeing herself fat in all the tabloids that she probably hit the treadmill only moments after birth - I predict she is back thinner than ever by New Years. She's getting Divorced, ya know, so she has to make herself look 'hot' again. I only hope she's spending some time with her babies and not too focused on becoming 'hot' again. Why did she go on Letterman? Why, to show us all how far she's come and give us a sneak peek of her work in progress. I do hope she realizes, though, that two babies can't share a carseat like they do 'in the country' and purchases another for Jailynn or Preston or Sutton or whatever.
70. Missallanpoe - November 7, 2006 10:14 PM
Number 8 I second that motion and number 1...wrong..Conan is best. Is it me or is all the stars gettting bobs? I hate it..love my hair long and it will stay that way. btw that dress is hideous...no..I'm sorry...she makes the dress look hideous.
71. tsarinaamanda - November 8, 2006 6:36 AM
@11- haha, Ann Jillian! That's freaking hysterical, and quite impressive because I see it too.
And I'm sorry, but this heifer will NEVER be hot again. Not after seeing her all fat, bloated, zitfaced, dirty, and otherwise just a straight up mess. Even if she gets to be super hot again, the image of her before will be forever burned into my brain. She's not gonna age well, I can guarantee that, even with all the plastic surgery she's gonna have to get. And ANYONE who let's K-Tard fuck them is absolutely repulsive and there is NO fixing that mistake or glossing over it. She's just dumb white trailer trash who got REALLY lucky and got famous without having a shred of talent, class, or intelligence. The damage is done, and it's irreparable.
72. 1985_binion's_poker_champion - November 8, 2006 7:36 AM
I smell a comeback and let me tell you it stinks like @ss
73. happy hands club - November 8, 2006 7:42 AM
fat ass
74. FORMULA_KILLS - December 2, 2006 10:16 AM
OOOO U DUMMIES!!
SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS
ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!
SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S
CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST
THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!
BREAST IS BEST!!
THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!
WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!
THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY
-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS
WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??
CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!
GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!
THANK U VERY MUCH!!!
75. HollywoodSnark - April 11, 2007 10:38 AM
huh, i guess not wearing trailer trash clothes makes such a big difference