You have to own a pair of panties before you can forget them.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

I don't see vag.

i cant stand this chubby little hick,but i swear i'd smash her so damn hard.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Hey superfish, WTF?? How a-bout doing your job and giving us something we can sink our teeth into? First you goof off over the Thanksgiving holiday and then you give us this shit.

Wonderskank powers activate.

I was right about this little slut all along.

I feel vindicated, somehow.

She gives us mobile home dwellers a bad name.

She's about one apple martini away from being arrested for solicitiation. When Paris is your pimp, perhaps pantiless poon persists profusely. Probably...

And this is, my friends, what people in the world usually refer to as a prostitute

Poll: How many rats are living in her hair?

#4, I'm with you!

Same shit, different day!

:: Poll: How many rats are living in her hair?

7. And we already know the only reason Paris is hanging out with her because Britney is the hott thing right now in the papers. Thus Paris must be seen with her so she can get more photo shots. End of story. So quit posting stupid shit like this like you have no idea why britney would be hanging with her. Everyone hangs with Paris. Everyone.

how interesting that as soon as Britney magically loses 200 lbs in a month (through diet and exercise, of course) and dumps Fed-ex, Paris is suddenly her new bff. I don't remember her giving a shit 2 weeks ago.

it must suck to be 25 and still mentally and socially function as a 13 year old.

"Ooops, I'm a whore!"

By the way, Paris's head looks extremely gigantic in the last pic. Hee hee!! Like a bobblehead.

I just called Steven Hawking to report a mysterious black hole that causes blindness..........

Britney needs to discover some new facial expressions.

This is quite seriously the most odd pairing I've ever witnessed. Paris must genuinely see Britney's southern sweetness as refreshing compared to all of the boring jaded Hollywood types to which she's been accustomed. Or else she figures that she looks better when she stands next to Britney...kinda like it was with the old Nicole.

OH MY GAWD IM FRIGGIN BLIND NOW...... and the scabbies jusmp right off the digital pic of her meat curtains and are running all over my desk.....

You know the dumpster where KFed is moving next most likley smells nicer than her poonannie anyway....

Not really helping her child custody case is she.......

And i love the gut hanging over in the pic of her seating and not shiwing of her beav.......

I'm country .... DO WHAAAATT!!!!

her hussy-pussy is pixelated in real life? k-fed has damaged her...

Check out the blonde chick in the backseat of pic #3. Just that look on her face. Now I know why radical Islam wants to destroy the West. As for Brit and Paris, they're fucking. Not being salacious, not being a typical guy, it's just the natural progression of things. Two talentless, brain dead, skeeves with bleached assholes who have done everyone and everything have nothing left to do but each other. It's quite sad actually. Brit's apparently labialess puss should be wrapped in police tape, as it is the scene of the crime of K-Fag adding two more to the gene pool.

Are panties out of style or something? I must be getting old..

22, it's out of style. Has been for months. Everyone apparently goes cammando now.

Wow, am i the only one who is troubled by the fact that britney spears is a mother of 2 and is parading around town wearing clothes that are too tight for her and no panties? How nostalgic is this woman? seriously, what is wrong with these parents who both want custody of kids they completely disregard? I say the kids are much better off with the nanny or even in an orphanage. But please, dont leave them in the hands of those 2 psychopaths because they will grow up to be serial killers.

#12 - huh? Maybe we can both find jobs writing for obvious dot fucking com...

My cashier last night at the grocery store was named Lesbia. And I sware I'm not making that up.

It's sad when plastic smurf glasses are the classiest part of your ensemble.

when did Brit get that sweet mullet?

that's twat!

unless she has had her vagina power washed multiple times, she is causing a public hazard letting that festering poon air out in public.
the sad part is there are millions of guys who would love to climb up in that same gash that EARL has been skeeting in for the last 2.5 years. there is no telling what his cheesy dick has deposited in that cave.

thanks superficial, i threw up my quiznos
all over the screen, I'll never get the
vomit out of the tiny spaces between the keys

anyhoo, #27, too funny!

okay, so i thought, hey, if i was married to k-fed, Id want a fun evening out, even if it was with cum dumpster Paris Hilton; at least she's good for the bar tab, but this has been going one for like 2 weeks now. There goes that "i'm making a comeback" thoery of hers. Good job, Brit.
Eww, what if she's boning Paris? I can't
fathom it. Britney, Matt Lienheart, and Stavros can share the same bottle of Valtrex
since their herpies came from the same sesspool.

25, if it's so obvious than how come noone has said it. Look back at every recent britney post and noone says ANYTHING like that. =) I'm saying what needed to be said...also that she should be raped, shot, cut open, and pissed into her carcass. It's a wonder those kids are still alive

oh, and her hair extentions suck,
they look like she got them from
Shaniqua on Martin Luther King Blvd.

Um, Shaniqua may get offended by that.

check out her shoes in the last picture. i think i wore those to my 8th grade semi-formal back in the early 90s. that pretty much sums up her entire get-up. and she must have had those sunglasses cutom made because they are able to properly shield her eyes that are practically on the sides of her head.

Come on, it's perfectly clear why Paris is sucking up to Britney. She wants to open for Britney in Vegas. Once that's over, she'll drop her.

yeah sorry shaniqua, I'm sure your weaves are on point.

You stay classy, Britney Spears.

I can tell just by looking at her that she smells. I would hold my breath if she walked by me. I do that all the time when ugly dirty people walk by. Does that make me a snob??

Just another publicity stunt. Flash a tit, flash pantiless crotch. Same crap, different whore. ::yawn::

I'm dying to know Paris' motive for befriending Britney. She definitely looks like the cat that at the canary. Maybe she wants tips on how to be a pop star without any talent.

Once I wore a dress that really showed panty lines so I went without panties and the whole night I was completely paranoid about crossing my legs that I ended up not enjoying myself very much as I was so worried about flashing someone. I never did it again as I found the whole thing stressful.

I can't imagine a celebrity doing this and thinking it would not end up in a picture.

To me it seems you would either have to be completely naive to think it would not happen, or you want it to. Either way, I think she is 'Sooooper Klassy'!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Oh my gawd, if Paris & Britney do Vegas together that could very well be what finally kills me.

And so, it begins, I predict a "feud" with Kim Kardashian in two weeks, some Lindsay Lohan altercation in a month(if she's still alive) and anorexia/bulimia/meth rumors before 2007.

Britney and Paris are off on a magical vacation to the Greek isle of Lesbos. They'll dine nightly on red snapper, and munch delicately over the finest carpet. They'll enjoy magnificant scenery of cracks and gashes in the rocks.

Or maybe just rent a Motel 6 by the hour.

Yes Slim, it's only a matter of time before they go shopping together and Paris shakes her head disapprovingly at Brit's outfit choice, glancing briefly at Brit's midriff before quickly looking up and offering a "you're too big for that" smile. I've got $10 on anorexia.

Question for all the ladies out there: Is pubic hair last year, or something? Just wandering.

I fucked Brittany once in 2001 and I caught a bad case of Downs Syndrome. Now I'm part retarded.

Is this the best you can come up with. Seriously, you all have become fucking pathetic. Where's my fucking Alba!!!!!

"Oh, yeah, that looks hot."
Of COURSE Paris is dressing her! We all know Britney can't even dress herself for a value meal at Shakey's. She's giving her bad publicity tips and horrible fashion advice... "yeah, wear that with no panties, that's hot." "yeah, those white shoes totally make that dress rock, that's so hot." "so what if someone gets a picture of your cooze, look what it did for me... so hot." "People will talk about us hanging out together, which is so super hot.".
Britney is either too stupid to recognize this, or thinks it's a great idea. Either way, she's still stupid. They're both still fucking stupid.

What the fuck bitches? I can't see no pussy here!? Just some stupid ass squares.

is it really true that nicole and paris are BFF again? there was that one pic of them eating together and nothing since. i think nicole probably doesn't want to be friends with paris because paris is a user.

brit better watch out. paris isn't above fucking someone's husband (travis barker. brit is STILL wearing a wedding band so I'm not so convinced she's over EARL.

#26 hahahahaha That is hilarious!! Lesbia! This day is only getting better..

Yeah #47 Alex now armpit hair is ALL the rage....

how come Shitney has no vagina? is she a cyborg?

Well... That was lame..

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

You know that's blatantly photoshopped, right?

On the news of Team Hilton recruiting Brit, Los Angeles SPCA has raised the threat level to 'festering Red' for owners of small pets.

I am almost starting to feel sorry for her. Does she even use half her brain's capacity? Hmmm...does she have a brain? Paris has a brain after all, I know it's been said before but wow, she's looking classier by the minute. (That is in comparison to Britney.)

Here's a rap for Brit.
Fatneck Brit has quite a bad complexion.
Not sure of the cause but let's pause for reflection.
If she wants her face clean, and you all know what I mean.
She'll need a massive injection
of my erection confection.

If i remember correctly, britney spears was in an interview a while ago after she had her first baby or something. And at one point she started crying because of how invasive the paparazzi were. I could sympathize with that i guess. But now anymore because going out with Paris Hilton translates into a stronge desire to be photographed and therefore successfully attracts attention, something she once dreaded. whatever, i dont expect britney spears to have rational beliefs anyway so it makes sense if everytime she opens her mouth, its a bunch of make-up nonsense.

Where are her kids while all this is going on?

And #33, you insult Shaniqua with that insinuation. Even she wouldn't touch those filthy clumps of horse hair.

That's not the real britney - she sent out trailer-trash Barbie out in her place, hence the no-vagina vagina!

In all these pics on line of her pussy- where are her damn lips?? Sorry I am repeating others, but I really need to know!

Forget her cooch, what about the gut hanging over her skirt? If you got the body, rock it, but if not, hide it, no one wants to see that shit. As for her cooch, that's the best hairstyle I've seen coming from Britney in a long time.

It's Indecent Exposure Barbie!

Just a plain old nasty Ho!

Fucking eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

"...underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex."

Ouch. I mean... just... OUCH. Kudos.

Ok, her gut's hanging over...she borrowed another pair of shoes form her little sister....stole a pair of Nicole Richie's glasses....she's a hot fucking mess, head to stubbing stank ass toes.

Where's the unblurred version? I'll believe it when I see it

Someone else has already addressed this, but did I miss the memo where it's OK to show yer cooter in public now? I guess in a society where VPL are judged the worst faux pas EVER, showing your vagina is OK. Personally, I'd rather see VPL as deep as the Marianas Trench than some bitch's poon (shaved or not), but maybe that's just me. I'm not a guy or a lesbo, so I would pass on the beaver shots, but maybe that's too old school. I guess in another 20 years or so, we'll all be walking around naked with titty clamps and butt plugs and enormous tattoos snaked all around our privates so people will really have something to look at. Can't wait. Way to go, Britney. Those kids are in good hands.

I dont know but I've been told -

photoshop pussy is mighty cold.

paris hilton is like a class sucker..you get within 50 feet of her and you look like white trash

This seriously makes me want to say: GIVE THE KIDS TO EARL! He might be a "broke ass never was" but at lest he doesn't walk around shoving his dick in peoples faces

What's the matter Brit? Too much cheese on the taco?? Well here is a tip for you. Take a shower bitch! Don't just ventilate your sourdough fumes and pollute my atmosphere.

After two kids I'm surprised you can't see the gaping hole from space.
I suppose she can afford to have that vaginal "rejuvenation" surgery. For those who can afford it... insta-hymen/insta-virgin.

Raw photo on egotastic - as you'll see, not all is revealed.

http://www.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0611/britney-spears-pussy-upskirt-02.jpg

When did wearing rhinestone hearts on your shoes come back into style? I guess I didn't get that memo. Nice on Britney!

And thus, Britney's Sapphic adventure across the Americas began. She'll soon star in a porn appropriately titled, "Average Hoe," It will see a limited release.

Very Limited.

Sorry guys, but that screams Photoshop. The perfect, flesh-toned square was obviously drawn over panties.
But take heart, maybe there were skid marks we didn't have to look at.

the owner of this site needs to stop trying to be Diet-Maddox.
(www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net)

I have it on good authority that Paris Hilton is actually a Tranny. Well I read it here last week... but I haven't seen her va-j-j recently, so maybe Britney's not switch hitting yet.

Littlemisssunshine--- I'm with you. What's with the "I forgot my underwear" thing all these young skanks are into these days? I guess I'm getting old too...
.
Note to Britney: bad move in the upcoming "custody battle" thing. Think, girl, jeez.

Britney needs to be reminded that she has 2 children back home. One who she just brought into the world barely 3 months ago. Why is she running around with Paris Hilton and not at home with her boys? They've lost their dad, now this? Disgusting, selfish behavior.

Little girls should not get married and play house. Having kids does not save a relationship.

Those panty-less pictures are doctored. Are you that desperate Superficial? I can't talk much I looked.

How much did she pay for those awful extensions do you think?

Whats wrong with the rest of her clothes:

Smily-T-Shirt: Hey, the early nineties are over. What was the slogan of this time? Britney repeat this: 'Aciiiiiid!'

Her jacket looks like it's made from the sofa or curtain of a ninty year old lady.

Where did she find the glasses? In the trash bin from McDonalds? They sell such ugly plastic glasses with a toy, ... when you buy this kind of junior menus.

ZZZ... Hey, why not post a sickening pics of her vagina in milk cartons.. ? -lol-
Maybe then that could promote well her come-back plans... jeez.. pretty shaved though.. BRAVO!

Egotastic flashed more Brit gash:

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/britney-spears-pussy-oh-the-humanity-001928

The Apocalypse can now officially begin.

^^^You even get a glimpse of brit-brit's C-section scars...wooo!

Oh dear lord!

amyone else taking creepy notice that she looks suspiciously like Lindsay Lohan at a glance ?

maybe i'm just getting older and all those whores are starting to look alike.

Clitney's spawn should have years of therapy to look forward to after their buddies bring up the photos of their mamma's bald cooch in a few years time...

what the fuck is her problem

she shows her puss-puss every time she goes out.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/index2/

when Paris hilton- Fucking Parasite Hilton- holds your legs closed for you, you have hit rock bottom.

NO ONE! AND I MEAN NO ONE goes out without underwear, with a short skirt and then deliberately opens her legs while getting out of a car with cameras in your crotch.

SLUT, AT LEAST LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF YOUR CROTCH SHOTS.

i bet you she stated that she will release her sex tape for free just so that everyone will see it.

poor Kevin, she probably fucked every mexican around the estate

Look@the expression on Paris' face!! Fucking priceless....it says, "I shall see this girl's downfall to the very end. BWAHAHAHAHA!" Poor Slitney, never even saw it coming. I almost feel sorry for her.

HAH!!

GO BRITNEY!!

STILL WORTH MORE THEN 100 MILLIONS $$$

SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS, SHE DOES
NOT CARE WHAT NE1 THINKS!!

ALSO SHE IS A GOOD MOM, SHE
ACTUALLY BREAST FEEDS HER BABIES!!

AND THATS THE BEST THING NE1 CAN DO FOR THEIR LIL ONES!!

SORRY SHES NOT FAT/LAZY/UGLY

LIKE 90% OF ALL OTHER MOMS!!

HAHAHA YOU ALL WOULD DIE TO BE HER!!

CMON NOW SHE HAS EVERYTHING!!

AND SHES SUPER HOTTTT!!!

GO BRITNEY!!

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

britney spears is a ""pinche"" fucking whore, that just crave s attention! that s y she s been showing off her crotch n partying it up with paris holding hand s n shit...she need s to take her fat ass home n care for her babie s, n that s exactly what they r-BABIES!!! what kind of mother is that? she deserve s to have her children taken from her-enough said!

BTW new HQ pics of pantyless Britney are at
http://www.britneyspearscrotch.net