What a follower. Pathetic.

WHOARF!

it looks like paris is balding

A breastfeeding mom sucking on a marlboro? THAT'S HOT.

that's not what a normal top of head looks like fo reals

Wait, is any of this supposed to be surprising?
That's not balding, that's the beginning of her stupid looking extensions.
I hate hair extensions. They look like shit.

clASSy!!

wait, he's touring and she's partying. who's taking care of the spawns?

we all know what the natural course of action MUST be. A scandalous sex tape - featuring Paris and Britney.

clASSy!!

Oh NO!! Not on the leather couch!!!!

Damn. That's gonna eat a hole right down to the floor.

So now she's borrowing Paris's extensions - does that mean K-Fed will get half of her headlice in the settlement?

Doesn't she have a new baby to be taking care of?

bad hair extensions! and is that a liver spot on paris's shoulder?

What is Brittney doing? To think I actually gave her a break when she got married and had kids. No I see she's the same as all the other dumb, low life bitches out there...So sad

Yeah? And?

#15 Well it's like this, you can take a monkey dress it up, perfume it, teach it sign language and what have you, but sooner, or later she'll start slinging feces again.

#13 Yes, somewhere there is a baby...

She is such an idiot. Of course she is becoming just what everyone said. Next she will hook up with either Brandon Davis or Stavros Niarchos.

i dont really like either of em,but i wouldnt scoff at a spears hilton drunken sex tape.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Dumb and Dumber... some lucky guy got head in the bathroom stall and quickly ran to the sink to wash the orange cheeto powder off of his dick... in the first few pics, is that a star on her engorged nipple or just leakage?

wow if parisite thinks jessica simpson is fat, what must she think of britney?

NOOOOOOO!!!! This is my personal nightmare. Oh, frick, frick, frick......WTF? Brit finally seemed to be getting her shit together then she decides to hang out with the biggest brain dead whore on the planet. This can't be happening. What the hell is this all about???

I'm sure you meant she dropped her trousers rather than her pants ;-)

You might not notice this with mere eyesight, but if we took an infra-red shot of the rooms as these two stroll thru them, we would be able to see what scintitist over at the JPL have called: a "cone of ignarance" followed by a "trail of stupidity" as they pass.

true story

holy shit!! I've been affected, *scientists*

She was pathetic enough to think K-Fed was cool, of COURSE she thinks Paris is cool. The girl is White trash and is drawn to other white trash.

It's nice to see Brit out and about with her classy new friends. I'm sure Paris will help her get her life back on track in no time. What a fucking idiot! She hasn't even wiped the KFed stink off her and she's cozying up to this STD breeding ground.

#21-I think she's thinking "I bet I can get this fat bitch to let me sing on her new album."

While we all know that no judge in their sane, right mind would even consider giving K-Fed custody of the kids, you would think that someone even as retarded as Britney would know her best interest would be to portray a Mother Theresa image right now. But no, she goes and does THIS. Seriously, can we just give thoes poor babies over to Brad and Angie?

nice lopsided boobs, Brit!

That photo looks photoshopped. Sorry, not buying it.

Oh, and yes nothing hotter than a young mother smoking. I am not sure if anyone has told her (considering she did not know about not driving with your baby in you lap and how to secure a child in a high chair) but cigarettes are bad for you and the toxins are carried into breast milk. Maybe social services should let her know.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#28: shut up team jolie !

This has publicity stunt written all over it.

Class-say!

didn't britney have long hair last week ? i wonder what her amazing hair growth secret is ? leftover paris hilton protein shake ?

It just keeps getting worse. Like a 20 car pileup...you think it will stop but noooo.

Coming this holiday season to a theater near you.

More Stupid!
Less Intelligence!
More Moronic!
Less Logical!

Dumb and Dumber 2!!!

how did she end up hanging out with Paris Hilton of all people?

Britney has to have the worst breath of all time. Cigarettes, amaretto, cheetos, and Paris' pussy. *smacks lips*

#11 wins the Internet for the day.

god, I'd sneak up behind them and pluck off those wicked yellow extensions, who the fuck holds the patent to this dreadful fake shit?? It's fuglier than fake acrylic nails for GOd's sake!(of cours, titney is sporting'em ,too!)

well, too bad if you're a girl and have naturally shit nails and shit hair so that u have to cover up your shitty appearance with artificials. On behalf on Shitney's fat and blown redneck face: please wear a fake face mask!

Oh my Lord yes, those horrible fucking extensions! I have always had long hair and I know it is highly desired ;) but you need to have somewhat of a healthy diet other that fucking meth, cigarettes and gross Crystal every night. That's why these bitches can't grow it out.

BTW, they need to hook up with the Hairstylist Fag Ken Paves. Jessica's extensions usually look a lot better than this shit.

#40 yes, hilarioushillary and if you did that, you'd get lovin from every damn person on this site and possibly throughout the world!!

#38 Ewww!

P.S. How's "Dude" doin"? LOL!!

One wonders if the only reason she wore a tie was to cover up the gaping hole between her buttons in the previous pictures.

One also wonders if that checkered pattern on her leg is made by the straining fishnet stockings beneath, trying to escape from their cruel prison of too-tight pants.

Moreover, why gush about how you love your new bob when you're just going to add crap hair extensions to it to look like Paris Hilton a week later? Indeed, why hang out with Paris Hilton at all when she made fun of how you looked in the Matt Lauer interview?

Oh, the short memory of a star. Can't even remember to keep her tie OR her pants on.

I uh...er..*mind explodes*

#44 Let me take your comments a step further. Why hang out with Paris Hilton when she will soon no doubt be fucking K-Fed?

can paris tell britney she dresses like shyt since she's been knocked up...like seriously i'm waiting for her to bust out mom jeans paired with a sequined tube top.

Britney? Dropping her pants? Heaven forfend.

And let's see -- too tight shirt straining over giant boobies, fishnet stockings, open-toed sandals, bad weave... if she smears her makeup a little more, she'll be the very picture of trash-with-money.

I wonder if they're having an affair, hence the dropped pants. We all know Paris likes girls as well as boys, and Britney reportedly does too.

And of course, where are the Britney fans squealing "omg she iz such a good mom, like you could do any better you loosers!"? After all, what good mom doesn't leave her kids to go partying with legendary skanks... every... single... night?

@48-

Damn, you just said what I was gonna say! That outfit is HIDEOUS...what on Earth made her think a fucking TIE was a good fashion choice, not to mention the gross sandals and too-tight, cheap-looking pants? Those extensions look like shit too, she isn't hot any more, she should just stay at home with those inbred brats that she threw her career and looks away for. Stick a fork in her, she's DONE.

Doesn't Brit-nay know that ciggies will ruin your voice?? Doh! Too late.

first!

48. I wonder if they're having an affair, hence the dropped pants. We all know Paris likes girls as well as boys, and Britney reportedly does too

Of course Britney likes the pussy, how else to explain Timberlake?

I think she and Fedex were meant for each other after all...

Take a look at the picture of Brit in today's earlier post. That thing around her neck is too big to be a tie.

Did she tie those tight shiny pants around her neck???

Parents better lock up your sons when these two hit the town. Unless you want them coming home with herpes and babies.

Seriously though, this seems weird. I read that Sarah Gellar was "good friends" with Britney. Why would Britney "dumb herself" down to Paris' level? I'm trying to give Brit the benefit of the doubt. Paris seems too into her self to be hanging out with "fat, kid-bearing, married" Britney. She most be using her...maybe get her career on track??

man i didnt think britney was that dumb... dude Ew!

KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING BRITNEY.

just keep smearing your image so that little kids won't buy your next cd. and release the goddamn sex tape already.

look how paris is kissing her ass

btw paris is not white trash.. she grew up in ny

#59

Precisely. This isn't Britney needing a role model. It is quite the opposite. Paris is brown-nosing like a motherfucker. Anybody with an I.Q. over 50 can see that. Everyone calm down. This was a one night brown-nose. Trust me.

nothing says wholesome like hanging with a druggie porn star and running around a nightclub in your pantyhose.

i'm sure paris called to tell her how to turn a buck on a porno. cause that is one area in which paris is an excellent consultant.

I think it's pretty obvious that they're fucked on on XTC... Glazed dilated pupils, flushed waxy-looking skin, hanging on each other, sucking down cigs like it's Stavros schlongg... I mean, seriously... Couldn't they do a better job hiding it? Ck out their eyes

White trash is what it is....so Paris is rich white trash,ok then.Money cant buy class-that goes for the both of them.Brit looks like shit run over a few times.

And so continues the see-saw battle that witnesses Paris Hilton competing with Kevin Federline to determine who is less deserving of white-trash notoriety in their purposeless lives. It's just unfortunate that Britney serves as the ageing pop-princess meat in a dumbass sandwich. Kind of like watching former stars on Hollywood Squares. At first you feel sorry for them, but then you laugh at how pathetic they are. And then you flip the channel to one of those daytime commercials that claim you can be a massage therapist or aircraft maintenance technician in a matter of months. And then you just want to die.

Watch out, Britney. Paris really thinks you're fat.

Boooom Babbbba Booooom Babbbbbba Booooom.

Jesus Britney you fat whale, lay off of whatever white trash snacks litter your house for a bit. She makes Paris Hilton look like a fucking supermodel.

fishnet=not wearing anything.

cant she just get that extra layer off?

brit looks like she's smoking a cigarette in a honky tonk. look at the pull on that drag. god, she's what 24 and already as washed up as a trailer park whore taking cosmotology classes because she wants to prove to everyone that she's got goals. she is tarnished and needs to be packed away in an attic or given to Goodwill.

What pisses me off is that her horrendously ugly outfit probably cost more money than I make in a week...unless she got it at Big Lots, which is highly possible

"Britney Spears drops her pants in public" That's what that horrible smell was. I thought that it was the air from a hundred deflating tires in the Guinness Book competition down the street.

Man, I use to adore Britney and is one of her fans. Now that I grow up and so does Britney and we're heading towards two complete different directions. I watched this British series 'Little Britain' and she looked like this wacky disfunctional high schoolers named Vicky Pollard. You should check it out. It would be hillarious.

She doesn't drop down her pants

SHE PUTS THEM AROUND HER NECK

OMG!!! SEND THEM TO
WWW.AVEYOU.COM

She does this only for publicity.