November 8, 2006
Britney Spears does stuff after announcing divorce
I don't know what's going on, but the only available news today has to do with Britney Spears. People magazine has even dedicated a 'day after' article updating with everything she does today. So far they have:
12:30 p.m. ET: Spears remains in New York City on Wednesday after a night out shopping at the Gap, ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and dining out with pals in midtown.
12:45 ET: Meanwhile, Federline is in Chicago where he is due to perform at the House of Blues tonight. The Chicago Tribune reports that ticket sales for the concert have been so sluggish that the venue is giving them away (with the exception of a $2.25 convenience charge). No word on whether sales have picked up since news of the couple's split.
So unless somebody famous starts killing people, odds are the only news there'll be today willl have to do with Britney. But mostly I'm just trying to get something up to cover up the fact that I totally overslept.
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Comments
1. Posted by Zanna on November 8, 2006 10:04 AM
Looks like she's channeling "where's waldo"
2. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on November 8, 2006 10:06 AM
Britney's out shopping, cause that's what women do right after they get rid of some dirtbag man. And Federline is getting drunk because that's what free-loaders do after their gravy train has left them in the dust.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
3. Posted by killahcheese on November 8, 2006 10:07 AM
You know guys, it probably wasn't the money.. It never was about the money between Britney and Ferdeline (w/e how you spell his name).
Its most likely that he just stop giving her affection and caring for her.
4. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 8, 2006 10:07 AM
Here hair looks fucking horrible. Tits on the other hand...
http://www.celebslam.com
5. Posted by keys open doors on November 8, 2006 10:11 AM
well she is one of the biggest celebs searched on internet so of course everything will be about her. she needs to record an album that doesn't suck.
6. Posted by Mojo on November 8, 2006 10:12 AM
Federline is an idiot.He could have played the good hubby and gotten paid to do so.now miss money banks is dumping him and he has no perceivable talent to back him up.the ride is over.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
7. Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:12 AM
I read that K-Fag is going to try to countersue for custody and that he was planning on filing for divorce himself and demanding $10 mil and the Malibu home if she wanted custody of the kids. He's a bigger fucking piece of shit than I thought....he doesn't want those kids to give a good life to, he's just using them to get to her. what a fucking cocksucker. YA HEAR THAT K-FUCK--YOU'RE A COCKSUCKER!
8. Posted by mommy_long_legs on November 8, 2006 10:13 AM
I'm just glad she finally dumped the spongemonster. Too bad it took her 2 years, but at least she got 2 cute kids out of it.
9. Posted by ch474 on November 8, 2006 10:14 AM
If this is all a publicity stunt, and we're all getting played by Fedex and Brit before they get back together and play lovey dovey, I will so go and kick her in the nuts!
I mean it's obvious who really was the man and who was the bitch in the relationship isn't it?
10. Posted by Binky on November 8, 2006 10:15 AM
My sources tell me Brit spent a wild weekend with Don Rumsfeld and this lead to his resignation and all this paper work.
11. Posted by amaritimer on November 8, 2006 10:16 AM
She may be finally realizing what a douch Fed-ex (ty for the new name for him) is and has realized that life can be enjoyable without having a blood-sucking, sperm-shooting, smoke-hauling rapper wannabe ruin what she is and spend all of her money and FLAUNT it in people's faces. Fuck he is such a loser! I'd be happy and shopping as well! But then again, I wouldn't have married it in the first place let alone let him spurt his jizz in, on or anywhere near me. *shudder*
12. Posted by Deecag on November 8, 2006 10:16 AM
Looks like the guy in front of her is trying to grab a handful.
13. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on November 8, 2006 10:17 AM
This just in!
BRITTNEY SPEARS BUYS THE WORLD'S UGLIEST FUCKING SWEATER AND MATCHING HAT!
14. Posted by RedInk on November 8, 2006 10:18 AM
um, the genie shoes. with grandma pants?
15. Posted by Greasy_Fungus on November 8, 2006 10:22 AM
How dare you oversleep.
16. Posted by KimberWolf on November 8, 2006 10:22 AM
First Whitney, then Britney. Gotta love whatever they put in the water in LA that had these women waking up and saying "My life got a helluva lot worse when I hooked up with you."
17. Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:22 AM
By the way, this ensemble is NOT what I would wear to celebrate losing the last 170 lbs. Divorce does NOT equal gray and white cashmere....divorce deserves something with sequins, thigh-highs and 4" stripper shoes.
18. Posted by drphil on November 8, 2006 10:24 AM
clearly there's a kfed-resembling ex somewhere in jrzmommy's past
19. Posted by ponk on November 8, 2006 10:26 AM
in other news, Mercury will transit the sun today (or tomorrow depending on which part of the globe you live in). You need a special telescope to view it or you can check out a number of webcast sites
Personally, I'd rather be watching Uranus.
thank you, i'll be here all day.
20. Posted by cynicalheretic on November 8, 2006 10:26 AM
She looks fugly as hell. 4 years ago, I thought she was hot. I don't think you could pay me less 10,000 to sleep with that monsterish pile of crap
21. Posted by PapaHotNuts on November 8, 2006 10:26 AM
I'm no detective, but that dude behind her is a serial killer. And I hope he kills the next person he sees wearing a stupid hat and sweater.
22. Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:32 AM
18--No, that's called lashing out at a fucking inbred who would use kids to get back at an adult. I was gonna say if you have kids of your own you get the disgust, but then again, I think if you have half a fucking brain you can see what a low-life thing that is to do. You don't have to have an ex to be disgusted by it, which I don't, if you really need to know.
23. Posted by CoolKidWannaBe on November 8, 2006 10:40 AM
@ 7...I read that too. He is such an asshole - but i am really not surprised. Those poor kids are going to have to learn someday about what their loser, greaseball father was like..
and i love that he was told via a text message. now that he doesn't have Britney's money to flaunt, i hope he GOES AWAY!!!
24. Posted by Adult Underoos on November 8, 2006 10:40 AM
omg i'm so embarassed -- i wore the exact same retarded sweater and hat today!
underoos for men and women
http://www.funderpants.com
25. Posted by 1985_binion's_poker_champion on November 8, 2006 10:42 AM
What's next...? 1:45p - Britney takes dump in public toilet. Random fan collects any remains to sell on Ebay. Meanwhile in Chicago K-Fed standing on corner with dirty old McDonald's cup in hand with sad pathetic look on his face begging for change/anything!!
26. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on November 8, 2006 10:47 AM
She is such the multi-tasker.
http://www.veryliberating.com
27. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 8, 2006 10:49 AM
The dude reaching back and grabbing those droopy titties is Britney's new mananger Joe Simpson. Now that her and Fed-Ex are getting a divorce he's taking her to his house for a foursome with Ashley and Jessica. You know, to make her feel better...........
28. Posted by RichPort on November 8, 2006 11:01 AM
Her tits are hanging so low, she has hipples...
THANK YOU!!!! (thunderous applause)
29. Posted by PapaHotNuts on November 8, 2006 11:04 AM
I found Waldo.
30. Posted by Shaun on November 8, 2006 11:49 AM
She looks like a puppet in the photo.
http://news.digital-six.net/
31. Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 12:07 PM
30--she does...one of them ventriloquist dolls
32. Posted by cole007 on November 8, 2006 12:45 PM
bad bad outfit-it must be the mecury tranist because Elisha Cuthbert looks like hell, too. On eerier news, does anyone else smell victory in the air? She dumped the dumby, we won back what looks to be the whole congress, rummsfeld has been dislodged from secretary of defense, and lohan has bigger lips and Madonna AND Paris are bruised. What is going on? Is this the apocalypse?
33. Posted by 86 on November 8, 2006 1:23 PM
I hope she took her stylist to the Gap with her. Not that that would really help, I mean it IS the Gap.
34. Posted by 86 on November 8, 2006 1:40 PM
29 fucking RIGHT!!! Hahaha.
35. Posted by 86 on November 8, 2006 1:44 PM
I mean, what's with those shoes???
36. Posted by EazyE on November 8, 2006 2:04 PM
Wouldn't it be great if she and Nick Lachey got married?
37. Posted by nash on November 9, 2006 2:19 AM
Damn!!
$2.25 is cheaper than lobsters in Vegas!
38. Posted by M@ on November 11, 2006 8:33 AM
that is the worst outfit ever!
39. Posted by FORMULA_KILLS on December 2, 2006 10:17 AM
OOOO U DUMMIES!!
SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS
ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!
SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S
CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST
THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!
BREAST IS BEST!!
THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!
WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!
THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY
-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS
WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??
CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!
GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!
THANK U VERY MUCH!!!