Nov 22 2006Britney Spears can't take a joke

First?

Spears taking a joke is like saying Spears is smart. It's just not happening.

Although the reasons for the sketch were 'sketchy' a spokeman for Kimmel earlier reported, "he had no idea", was " incredibly upset" and was "inconsolable" that there was no sex tape.

i think the shooting in the face sketch would have been quite funny.

repedely, classic!

She's still a moron, not a shock.

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Man, I really feel for those two poor fat retarded babies. And I feel bad for SP and JJ, too.

How could she be pissed? They probably told her about the joke and she forgot.

What makes you think she knows what a contraction
is? I do not think she is that smart-she did not finish
high school did she?

I'd like to cackle with glee at the fact that someone blasted K-Fed on national television, but seriously, couldn't it have been funnier? meh.

FedEx's kids could have decended with him. Or they could have been crying on the dock. Now I have to take down my Jesus shrine and put up a picture of Jimmy on the cross...

Sure K-Fed is a joke and should be done away with, but this wasnt even remotely funny. Jimmy Kimmle is one of the lamest comedians out there. Im sure he thought up this gem all by himself.

Since when has either one of them had a sense of humor? They seriously think they are talented, high-steppin' celebs, when the only reason they still get any mention is that they're fun to laugh at.

If I were Brit I WOULD be laughing, especially after the infantile, writing-on-walls antics of that cum-bucket-soon-to-be-ex of hers. Ferret, those hyphens were just for you, you sexy fucker!

The only sad thing is the real whigger Federline wasn't in that box.

if she's mad about him being made fun of and she's still wearing a wedding band, something tells me they may not actually get divorced. i won't believe it until i see the ink dried on the final decree.

What a miserable bitch. Just go along with the joke.

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Britney taught Sarah Silverman everything she knows about scoring a wonderful, attractive guy with a terrific sense of humor.

I can see where she would be a bit put off, I mean it reflects on her judgement to have even married him. She is too close to the relationship to be able to have the gift of distance right now.

Eventually she may find it funny, once she figures out where she left her brain.

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That's friggin' hilarious. I must have been in the bathroom when Federline got his award. I missed it.

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"a whole school of fish just got pregnant"...

i laughed coffee through my nose...

you can't go wrong dissing k-fed. end of story.

Come on...Britney's a drama queen. That's what's with all of the crying... blah blah blah. Do you think Kevin Earl now understands everyone thinks he's a joke?

# 22

i don't think EARL gets it. he bagged britney in her prime so he's still going to the grave thinking he's got the midas touch.

poor brit. it's one thing to read in the tabloids about people thinking your husband is a wigger deadbeat joke but it's another to sit in a room full of people who are laughing out loud about your wigger deadbeat joke husband.

The skit was kind of lame, but the laughter from the crowd was the best part of the clip. Seems EVERYONE in the biz knows this guy is a joke. Who the hell gave this guy a record deal anyway? Someone needs to lose their job over K-Fed-Ex.

Jayna
Savvy Chick

It depends, #22. The only way Kev would get a chance to realise that is if he's no longer surrounded by the kinda people who pumped up his tyres enough to make him think he's a recording artist. Let's hope that all those people are now ships deserting a sinking rat, eh?

Meh, it's a start. Now if we could REALLY do that to him, and Paris, and every rapper who's made more than $20 "hustlin" their "music", the world would be so much better.

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#24

actually you can thank brit for making his record debut possible. she gave him money to create his own record label "federation records". now you know why the audience ALL laughed at this joker.

at this point his new name is FEDLESS, considering he's probably dumpster diving for meals now since he's broke.

that bitch outta chill....it's over he's dead, i'm aroused....

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"No hit wonder" ? HA! It's funny 'cause it's true.

You know, I was thinking "what would happen if Brittany hit rock bottom?" And by "rock bottom", I mean even worse than she's hit now.

Even if she went Courtney Love, shot smack, emptied two bottles of Stoli a day, and gained eighty pounds, people would still be interested. She'd be on The Surreal Life, or packing them in in Branson. Why? Because she was once Britney Spears. She was once the pretty girl, she sang, "Oops! I Did It Again," she was once Grade-A-Fantasy-Material. People might snigger...but they will watch her, the same way they watch Liza-with-a-Z.

Whereas for Kevin...well, if he hits bottom, the only place you'll be seeing him is on "Bumfight".

I think it's 'Bumfights'
(not that I've seen the show)

in all seriousness, I don't think they are really seperated. I think it's a big charade to try and pump up the sales over his disaster of a record or either an impending release from her. i mean, why else would she 1. get upset and 2. still be wearing that weddingband?

32, to answer your inquiries:

1. She is teh dum dum.

2. It's a high-fashion contraceptive.

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Celebrities never put down other celebs. Even if they HATE each other they say crap like "Oh, so and so is my GOOD friend" or "I LOVE and respect their work" etc....

So whats so great about that video is that they weren't hiding the fact that they were laughing at him being ripped on. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't like Kevin so much but after this stupid jokes I feel sympathy for him.

It's not a matter of good sense of humour; jokes about KILLING someone who is going through a bad moment are NOT funny.

Boo hoo for Britney. And what the hell is with the LOSERS who continually post FIRST? Get a life already. If that's the highlight of your day, to be THE FIRST commenter on The Superficial, you might want to get a hobby. Or a job. And you're not even commenting, you're writing FIRST?. Dumb.

How could Britney be pissed? This video is awesome.

By the way...I don't wanna brag or nothin' but... Thirty-Seventh!!

*yawn*
this dizzy broad tires me

I would like to put my dick in all 7 of her holes. 7 if you include ears and nostrils.

I thought the "no-hit wonder" comment was brilliant.

Still, it was a bit harsh to do the bit right before Brit came on. She masked any angst admirably.

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ha ha...but i bet kfed put her up to being all upset