Nov 9 2006Britney Spears' breast is acting strange

Never seen a folding breast before... how interesting...

I'm suffering from deja vu.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_boobs_are_huge.html#comment

Totally an implant obviously.

hmmmmm first?
shame that she got implants....i wonder how she's gonna feed the latest fed-spawn with that thing...and how she's going to fend off the rumors from when she was like 17...

Wow- a story about Brittany. I didn't see this one coming.

lol ok nvm....fourth!

Her implant seeks definition. It's like double cleavage, but really not that attractive. At all.

3. Not obviously an implant, actually. Do you have implants? Saline? Silicone?

I am considered an expert on implants. I've tasted thousands, and trust me, that photo is not decisive evidence as to the existence of bolt-ons.

To be absolutely sure, I must taste them. Give me a couple weeks...

It's a K-Fed cock-crease!

It has to be lighting or something. There are pictures posted earlier that don't show this. If it isn't lighting, it's some sort of photoshop. :P

looks like the milk's spoiling.

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Hello Superfish peeps and thanks for tuning in where it's ALL BRIT and ALL KEV, ALL THE TIME!!!! It's is sad that I miss Paris?

I can only suggest it must be malicious, jealous, boobless women on photoshop.

NO shit, #12--I didn't realize that the Superficial has now turned into the Spears/Federline Divorce Information Site. Or at least the Britney Breast Fan Clubsite--next post (in 6 hours) will be an artist's rendering of her mamography.

BORING!! THIS SHIT IS BORING. It almost makes me miss DanY.......okay I won't go there.

her boobs are veiny.

#10 I was absolutely going to say the same thing. I inspected those ones of her 2 or 3 segments below this one so closely looking for a nip slip that I think this photo must have been messed with.........

I told you they were 'lee press on' tits.

That, my friends, is the remnants of a strap mark from when I had her tied to my bed post... since she's a pig, I guess she was technically hogtied... that is all.

Yes, Boring!! More cocks!! I am willing to look at Jake Gyllenhal or any of Paris' infested boyfriends but Brit and K_Fag are boring. Post stuff on them if they start verbally bashing eachother or fucking randoms for revenge.

It misses Federline's warm caress.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

It almost looks like she has a faux insert that is popping out.

However, all I can imagine it to be is a condition called Popozao.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

So now the children will be extra stupid. Not only are they Kevins children, but they'll be sucking on saline to give that extra retarded boost........

When's the next Britnay post gonna go up, i'm taking bets.

Did you know we invaded Iraq? The story should be up shortly.........

i don't mind the britney crap here lately. i hate her much less than paris and hohan and anything k-fed related is gold. is underrated! sells like 2 albums! divorced by text message! giving away free tickets! you can't say it's not better than the weekly "spoiled rich megaslut paris hilton goes to glam party, gets drunk, hooks up with some dingy guy" or "lindsay lohan in bikini chased by paparazzi ... crashes into paparazzi".

anyways i think the pic was fiddled with. other ones from the same series don't have that mark.

#11 - I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties four thumbs down.

This would be because they're not full of milk, they're full of coffee. Backwoods, cousin-fucking, toenail-chewing parenting never fails to disappoint. And babies be lovin' the java.

Sometimes my titties act up. All you gotta do is slap 'em around a little bit and they get the message.

Sorry to spoil your wet dreams, but that's exactly the way milk boobies look like when you squeeze them into a bra small enough. Odd and blue and totally unreal. It ain't K-Fag sucking yummy-mummy's tits..

I would say maybe she got that tan line from breast feeding, but I can't imagine she would do anything as normal and mother-like as nourishing her baby from her own body.

Maybe she's holding them up with fishing line.

Her tits are all kablooey because of the recent pregnancy and the implants. Her swelling's probably gone down and the stretching of the skin has made the implant more evident. She's already gone on record through her peeps that she hates her post-pregnancy tats and wants a reduction (read smaller implants). I imagine the milk coming out of those nips as not too tasty and having a shelf-life of 2,000 years. Poor little JJ's probably going to develop into some form of biomechanic craboid if he's ingesting that mammary madness.

Well if that's not an implant, I don't know what is.

I think it's the result of a bad photoshop done to cover a nip exposure. I've seen weird stuff with implants, but nothing like that.

Anyone who thinks she is breastfeeding is nuts. There's not way she is.

umm its obviously youre all guys who dont know much about boobs, or girls who dont wear bras cause thats obviously a bra indentation (or whatever you call it) looks like she had on a tight bra moments before and it left that crease on her skin.

I think it's photoshop gone wild. Look at the line of the dress, it doesn't match up.

Them kids have been using them puppies raw ...slurp slurp, burp

It's just light reflecting off her teat.... I mean off her teath. Nah, that can't be right.

Ahem, it's just light reflecting onto her teat.

Remember when Britney said she didn't have implants...this is the truth coming out

37--actually, it's her tit that's coming out.

Sexybitch, totally true! Clearly photoshopped. Geez, don't people out there have better things to do with their time? And then even if they waste time on something like this, they cannot seem to do it properly! How saaaaaad.

Its just a SHADOW... give it a rest... I know we are all obsessed with Britney's boobs again, now that shes single and showing them off, but certain things are just not worth wasting time over... shes also pregnant which is why theres some swelling there...

I remember when she was hot. Ahh, the good old days.

It sort of looks like a seatbelt mark to me.

that line was not there when the other pics were posted. someone has too much time on their hands obviously.

Jesus god are there no women in this motherfucker? It's a cup that is applied to the boob(s) - supposed to be flesh color - keeps the nip from having shape and destroys the possibility of a nip slip. Like a strapless bra you fucking retards. See how small that little black tit sling that her boob is in? Don't you think that her nips would have to be dime sized not to leap out of that thing? Unless maybe you could cover it up somehow...

Seatbelts. Boobjobs. It's not enough that our habit of obsessing over celebrities is pathetic but our (your) collective ability to know what the fuck your looking at is equal to any given group of morans. Yeah morans you fucking morans.

It actually looks like those stick-on bra type things you wear when you don't want to have straps showing. Looks like she got it in "nude." But, I guess maybe I could be way off because her other breast is kind of blocked off from seeing if there's another one showing. Yeah, I don't know.

http://www.siliconeworks.com/shop/nubra_self_adhesive_bras_1_ctg.htm

lol at the stupid cunt who cant spell MORON. stupid cunt, big stupid cunt. i 'm looking at you captaincunt.

Do you actually think she's breastfeeding? I'd be highly surprised if she were that involved with her kids. Nursing is a TREMENDOUS time-suck (heh), there's no chance she's giving that much of herself...

@44 If you'd seen some other pics and knew what you thought by how far your meat swings, you'd have noticed she's flaunting her assets fully. It's obvious she is because she's available again and needs to attract a new mate quickly, before those funbags shrink and her spawn grow big enough to swing off them.

shes walking underneath or near something reflective. theres nothing wrong with her boob. its just the lighting

@46 I am laughing loudly at you. Moran.
(#44 is still a soft cock though.)

It's a shadow you stupid bitches. Don't make me defend dingbat from overt stupidity - I don't like being in that position.

It seems likely she might be breastfeeding or at least pumping, in which case one breast could easily become engorged.

for that to be an implant her breasts would have to be see through - it looks a stick on bra cup. if she is breastfeeding we should all be grateful she spared us from seeing her nipples.

morans. (hahaha)

She can't feel the draft due to the NuBra and Silicone. Or by her past fashion faux pas, this could be part of her outfit...

Pretty fucking weird...

her boobs looks regularly shaded in the pics superficial had posted yesterday... do a side by side

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/08/britiney-spears-boobs-03.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/08/britiney-spears-boobs-04.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/08/britiney-spears-boobs-01.jpg

Like I said: her boobies are as fake as my orgasms.

That is a shadow, I subscribe to Wireimage and they don't look like that.

she did just have a baby a month ago, they are full of Milk

I'd suck it.

They are poorly done implants Mr. Fish. Educate yourself at http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

its a shadow your morons .. good lord.

I'm one of many to NOT stand up for her..but there's nothing wrong with those funbags. It's one of the following...

1. shadow
2. bra print after taken one off recently..like if your thigh were to sit upon a penny for a few minutes, it would leave a mark..
3. photoshoped. just like when someone airbrushed her fuckin nipple out. there was nothing wrong with her boobs in the other pics...so this one seems obvious or the shadow one.

Uh, no...

It's too heavy an indent. Don't you think she knows how she looks by now–bra lines, etc?

Brit likes it rough, and since Kfed is outta the house, she had to play her hardcore S&M games all by herself, and instead of hanging by both her tits while having a vibrator turned on full blast, she messed up tying herself up and for a moment, slipped out of the full harness, and for a moment, was hanging just by one. That's what happened.

Whaddya think a sexy bitch like her does all day, without having to work 40 hours a week like the rest of you?

omigod you guys are all dumb fucks...first of all...thats what happens to tits when you use photoshop to spherize them!! you guys are all dumb asses and trust me im a photoshop expert...+ i hate the editors of this site...they used my kylie minogue story and didnt give me credit fucking ass hole bastards

A few suckles here and there wouldn't hurt. Well, maybe they will. The stupids are cuntageous I hear,

Hmm, I'm feeling cunty right now. Is anyone else?

It's from a breast pump, duh. She just had a baby.

And her hair is orange because .... ?

i think its a wig....looks like one at least. that or a squirrel. which is, sadly, possible.

Her breast is noraml, someone was messing with these pictures. check out the original ones, and please, leave the woman alone:

http://www.x-britney.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=10924

Ok. That is definitely one of those silicone falsies that women use to give them more cleavage...!! How do i know..? I went out with a friend, and her's were showing... She sure fooled me I always thought she had some biguns...

Judging from the lyrics in lesbo S&M queen Joan Jett's new CD, Sinner

"Get off
Having rough sex
Relax
While I pound your ass"

I'd say Joan came over for an afternoon, talked her into it and tied her to the garage door opener, and hauled off with a devastating crack of the whip. It was too much for Britney, who uttered their agreed safe word of "Filet o' Fish," and the party was over.

they did spend the rest of the evening quietly 69ing each other.

you guys are idiots. havent you ever herd of engourgment? she did just have a baby. she just needs the milk sucked out. any takers?

You are all retarded. It's obviously a nursing pad, specially made to match her skin. ugh

Hahaha that is def strange but it doesnt matter
Brit is stillll beautiful

Check her on this video.. such a beauty
http://www.myheavy.com/video.php?video_id=667&type=heavy

Okay, I think you are all wrong...

Ever heard of air-brush tans? I had that same line on my bust. Maybe she got an airbrushing to give her skin an even-complexion (and maybe, just maybe her actual skin tone is more bluish and not so pretty)

If you catch it from the right angle, you can see airbrushing...

Just a thought...

-jess

well, she is fat now...

milky breast iwant to do fuck with him

this breast is so testy to eat