Dude, where's my bra?

Good god, that outfit, let alone the breast displacement! She is looks like she just was attacked by Sally Jesse Raphael.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

No, guys. This is just a screenshot from her new movie Attack of the Mongoloid Hippies.

Is it the light? Is it a photoshop job? Is it the angle - she has TWO boobs, right? I mean, I know she got rid of K-fed and all but there is such a thing as too many boobs.
*drumsnare*

I'd love to shove my face in those melons.

Gotta love the various stains on the bottom of the shirt too.

She looks high as heeeelll.

She has gobs of gravy all over her tee. See what happens when you try to be a white Rasta and get the munchies?

Holy Floppin' Funbags, Batman!!!

I think this is why she's been flashing her vagina everyday. To draw attention away from her lopsided boobs.

http://theblemish.com

xrist, if i was that lop-sided, i'd need help walking too. I do love the rasta skull-cap, apparently they dont make dreadlock extensions.

damn right #7 she's been doing that moonjuana, she looks soooooooo tore'd up.

Those wet marks all over the bottom of her shirt are, more than likely, either:

a) backsplash from the toilet she just puked in,

or,

b) Lactation. She has no bra on, and her tit is hanging to her knees, so it could certainly have dripped that far. "Ah just heard muh youngin' crahyin' on that thar phone....sounds hungray! Wunder if ah should get goin' home? Naaahh"

she is one sloppy b*tch

"omg you guys im sooooooooooo stoned right now"
"yeah...we know"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...wait, whats child services?"
::audible sigh::

Oh god no, my eyes!

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Oh boy i think i know what happened here. Brit and Paris smoked some dope... Paris got the muchies ...Brit was lactating... you get the picture.. thus the saggy tit and stains on her shirt.

Wow i must say Paris must have some sucking power.

At least she looks skinny in that angle in the first shot. Maybe that's why she likes it from behind.

I thought she was doing "the running man" in the first picture, but then I just realized she was fucked up.........

she's totally doing drugs. look at how chewed up her lip looks. she's probably doing ecstasy since EARL was really big on it and we know when she was with EARL she did anything he wanted to do.

this stupid whore is going to lose her kids. when paris drops her she's going to wonder what it was all for.

Britney: you're retarted

Did anyone else notice that in the 4th pic Brit seems to be wearing her wedding ring?

Is this an old pic or did Britney have another quicky wedding again that we are not aware of? Perhaps Paris is her spouce seeing as they seem to be attached at the hip lately.

Anyway, her boobs are super lop-sided but that is what happens when you do not have a bra to hold you in nice and tight. Britney had no problem wearing a nursing bra with Sean last year what is wrong now? Maybe she isn't even breast feeding this time!?!

Oh well.

I just have this pit in my stomach when I think about her kids. Fish has it right on when he says that they should be given to raccoons to raise.

i doubt, more like HOPE, she's not breastfeeding the way she's been smoking cigarettes and chugging booze the past two weeks!

She looks like she smells of marlboros
and twinkies *shudders*

#4 Priceless!
I truly believe that Paris is banging her. Paris has all the power she wants, the sex drive of a teenage boy, and no one in her life that will say no to her.
She probably took a look at Brit and thought "I could hit that" and that is just what she is doing.

What little redneck on the rebound would turn down Paris?

Motorboat sound please @!!!!

I strongly doubt she breast feeds. You can tell she's definitely the product of a bottle-fed baby.

I like that hand coming out of the darkness to prevent her from toppling over. Or maybe it belongs to the grim spectre of death.

#22

she hasn't been photographed once without her wedding bang since the break up with EARL. i'm still convinced EARL has a chance for a comeback. but paris is playing really hard. i don't think she's eating brit's nasty gash but i'm sure she's got brit gobbleling on hers.

She turned into my saggy titted grandma overnight.

Britney's just going through her "self-destructive, experimenting with lesbianism, drunk a lot" phase. It'll make a fine chapter in her tell-all biography a few years from now, when nobody remembers her name and the money's all gone.

what a sloppy girl, she's got cum droppings on her shirt.

Nothin' like lactation stains to say HOT.

she looks zonked out of her mind.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

The glasses make her look smarter.

Really.

Yeah.

I guess Paris' sex drive only kicks in when she's layin' rug. I saw her sex video and she was hardly ahem..."enthusiastic" with pipe.

no she actually looks like big bird...

I would still bang the whitetrash out of her. I love that chunky ass and those lopsided boobs!
I'd stick a Marlboro inbetween her ass crack while I banged her against my beer fridge.

I like the glasses. They just class up the whole affair.

I'm with 29 - that huge open hand out of the darkness is the best part.

Her minder in front looks like he's trying to snap her nail-bitten hand off at the wrist. The one in back protecting Brit's wee brain from leaking out should she knock against a giant dick springing for the bare half-shaved vagina of yesterday looks ready to gouge out her eye. The joys of celebritydom!

This holiday season, give to the Underwear for Airheads Campaign.

There are so many celebrities out there who, while they manage to keep their crotch hair-free, do not know how to put on a bra or panties.

We can make the world a much more attractive and less std-infested place. Not only do we provide nicely supportive and clean underwear, our counselors will work with each celebrity until they are ready to put it on themselves, thereby raising their intelligence to that of your average five-year-old.

Won't you give?

I hope for Christmas Britney gets a thousand dollars worth of bras and underpants.

OH my heck!!!Too funny #2! That is exactly what I thought!

C'mon Sweetie, flop one out. You know you want to. You're so fucked now that you've got nothing to lose. Tara did it and look how well her career's going.

Ooops, strike that last comment.

Someone stole all her underwearz!

NO MORE PARIS BSPEARS HOHAN ANNA NICOLE RITCHIE BOB RITCHIE MRS RITCHIE BULLSHIT FISH....

PS. Why is it that the least classy have the most fame?

This is what happens when you let Paris suck on stuff.

Paris sucked her silly. They could do a got milk ad together, and even throw in the line "that's hot."
paris loves those boobs cause she don't got them. maybe that's why nicole starved hers away, she got sick of being devoured into oblivion by ravenous paris--"she knows what she did..."

The glasses give her that intellectual look - I keep looking for her copy of the New York Review of Books.

LMFAO!
"yearning for freedom"

Stains on the bottom of her shirt: Probably Paris cum.

That outfit looks like she handed her kids some material and a glue stick and asked them to make her something. It's like Crazy lady meets Russian grandmother.

I'm a say it how Britney would: That titty ain't right.

That is one lopsided tit.

one of these tits is not like the other...

I love you biatcho.

oh! britt
shes a disaster waiting 4 start!
better clothes but cow boobs
pliz becme anorexic pliz!!

lov

bto!

@59
oh!snap
if u think this is
bettr looking then
ur r3ally blind
r u wating 2 me 4 start
making sense? then u need
to buy a clue

hate

moi

Give me your tired, your hungry, your lopsided titties yearning to breathe free.

I will never be able to erase this abomination from my mind. Never. I am permanently tainted.

@1 - Bingo. If you wear a D-cup, it's probably best to actually WEAR the D-cup...

@30 - Nipsy, check out the photo of Brit with Sean P and Paris two posts below (Lohan gets kicked out). No ring there. I really need to get a life.....

Wtf? Lol. I really like her glasses though lmao.

And now the obvious question... why does one tit look so freakishly large and out of place?

Good God!!!!!!! Enough with the photoshopping of Britney. This isn't even good photoshopping. This is done with the liquify tool most likely. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

SHe looks sooooo wasted there..... where is child welfare at? they need to take that damn retard kid away from her

She should change her name to TITNEY SKEEZ

WHERE'S PARIS!!! Maybe she realized shitney is a loser with lopsided boobs and too uncool for her.

Soon Shitney will be hanging with Nicole

Sometimes, you get what you pay for. Tara Reid's plastic surgeon is still practicing medicine... on Britney.

shes looking worse than ever!

Jugs.

Note to self:If I ever have a total breakdown I can blame it on Photoshop.
Novel concept!

This is not the work of Adobe, folks. This is a good old-fashioned personal crisis. Besides, all the pixels are in the right places. heh

Well fuck me freddie,those look worse than Tara Reid's tits!

What about the silly hat?

Britney has ugly vag..has worst boobies...and can't even do a blowjob! Gees...money can't really buy you eevrything! How sad =(

such haters. she has two kids, what do people expect from a pair of breasts. Seriously. After I have two kids, I hope my boobs are only acting up this much.

Couldn't she afford the other half of the 'Pamela Anderson special"?

Yep, she's a mess! I seriously hope she's not breastfeeding. With all the chemicals in her body, her baby would be high as a kite and a retard. Not only that, but she's never around to feed the baby it would probably look like Nicole Ritchie. The hair/hat looks like a rasta hat but instead of the fake dreads it has Paris hair. They could sell the hats around Halloween - "I'm being Rasta Paris this year". There is no excuse for the stains on her shirt. She is so sloppy. "The sloppy crew" = Britney, Paris and Lindsay.

I saw a pic of her with Brandon Davis, so it's possible that her titty just slid over that way on a trail of his grease.

And those eyes say "I am FALLING FORWARD, Y'ALL! DON'T LET GO!" She is FUCKED up! Not sure what on, but she is totally faded.

Waddup drunk

I want to flip over upside-down and mop my floor with that stupid hat of hers.

It looks like her tits are having a fight underneath that shirt.

Why can't they just get along?

In these pictures she has the same exact vacant look in her eyes as Sean Preston. Now I know where he gets that look.

Actually, I can tell you what's wrong with that breast... Scary, but true:

When women are lactating (hope she's just expressing and dumping it...) one tends to fill up at a time. I was around my sis when she was trying to wean, and have been around other women who started lactating when they heard a baby cry! All someone had to do to get one of her breasts to go all floppidy was to play a cell ringtone of a baby crying. Next thing you know - mooooo!

The baby is so new, whether she is bottle feeding him or not - those lactation-stations have not had time to reshape themselves into "breasts".

I agree with Rachel... Brit is just filling up with milk and that's why she's lopsided. I'm willing to bet those are milk drips on her shirt too. That said, WTH is she doing not wearing a bra when her baby is so young?! I bottle-fed my DS, and I was still leaking milk as much as a year to two years later (gotta love those warm showers!)

Did she get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Britney is all the rage! She brings back the Dazed and Confused meets the Lunch Lady meets the saggy tittied granny librarian look. What a hottie! LOL!!!