Britney Spears' boobs are huge

After filing for divorce yesterday, Britney Spears spent the night at New York's Baldoria looking like Kevin Federline is some sort of boob-shrinking machine. Because the second he's out of the picture her boobs just exploded back to their wonderful original size. And by original size I mean the size I imagined them to be in my fantasies from eight years ago. You remember eight years ago, right? It was a better time. A time when Kevin Federline didn't exist yet and unicorns still roamed the Earth.
More of Britney Spears and her oddly gigantic rack after the jump.




Reader Comments
1. combustion8 - November 8, 2006 10:45 AM
so is the gap between her eyes.
2. mommy_long_legs - November 8, 2006 10:46 AM
Well it can't be a boob job! Just like she never had lipo or a tummy tuck after the last baby. How do I know? Cause I read it in the tabloids! *gag*
3. VeryLiberating.com - November 8, 2006 10:46 AM
All that make-up she normally has caked on on really covers up those nasty freckles on her chest.
http://www.veryliberating.com
4. JoannieBalonie - November 8, 2006 10:52 AM
They are lopsided! WTF? I heard of one bigger than the other, but never one higher than the other.......
5. KimberWolf - November 8, 2006 10:52 AM
It's not that amazing, it's just a part of being a mammal.
She did just have a baby. There is a window of awesome boobage.
6. Courtney - November 8, 2006 10:52 AM
Bunch of freckle haters. And screw the immoral bastard who airbrushed out her nipple in that first pic.
7. jrzmommy - November 8, 2006 10:53 AM
So we're really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?
8. slantingthroughdarkness - November 8, 2006 10:53 AM
And her breasts swelled with happiness...
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
9. Mr. Fritz - November 8, 2006 10:55 AM
Thank you combustion8 for commenting on that fugly aspect of her. Does she even have a septum? She looks like an old hag in these photos.
10. Mojo - November 8, 2006 10:55 AM
her tits dont make up for the butter face and stupidity,but they help.a little.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
11. annabella - November 8, 2006 10:56 AM
She IS nursing right now right?
Yeah do we really have to hear about this all day? I mean i hate the k-fed and britney annoys the hell out of me but come on.
12. mikeski - November 8, 2006 10:58 AM
I'd motorboat those girls until I passed out.
13. Deecag - November 8, 2006 11:00 AM
I call the left one "Saggy".
14. PapaHotNuts - November 8, 2006 11:01 AM
It's because Johnny Wigger is no longer sucking the life out her.
15. DancingQueen - November 8, 2006 11:02 AM
That weave she's sportin is ugly as hell and so fake looking.
16. 1985_binion's_poker_champion - November 8, 2006 11:03 AM
You motorboatin son of a bitch...
17. Mya - November 8, 2006 11:04 AM
Hell, one talentless, brainless bitch is getting back in the limelight.
18. pinky_nip - November 8, 2006 11:05 AM
The only time my DD tits look better than they normally do (and Brit feel free to borrow this) is when there's a cock betwixt them.
19. Zanna - November 8, 2006 11:05 AM
Christ..is it going to be Britney Spears Day on the Fish? C'mon..
In that first picture her tits look as wonky as Paris Hilton's eye.
20. D'oh Eyes - November 8, 2006 11:09 AM
For me, the fun of having bigger boobs when I was nursing was offset by the fact that the minute they were touched, they'd start squirting milk. Nothing like milk in the eye to kind of kill the mood.
21. SonJaSpiCe - November 8, 2006 11:12 AM
#5... I agree totally. Personally I don't find huge breastmilkful boobs hot (but they're beautiful in the mother-child-relationship yada yada yada sort of way), but it's nice to see her looking a bit better. And happier.
I'm no Britney fan, but as a fashion fan I found her last 2 years of wardrobe styles offensive. Not that this dress is exactly posh, but baby steps people, baby steps!
22. Italian Stallion - November 8, 2006 11:18 AM
"I like big boobs and I can not lie"......
23. PapaHotNuts - November 8, 2006 11:21 AM
In the last 3 pics, some guy has his hand on the back of her neck. Everytime I've ever had my hand right there on a woman, there was a blowjob in the near future.
24. LindsaysLeftLabia - November 8, 2006 11:22 AM
I don't care what all you haters say! Those boobs are fan-freaking-tastic! They'd look great wrapped around my nob.
I would hit that until I knocked out all the white-trash that K-Fag put in her.
Man she's looking fine!
I want her to do me while she talks about her old boyfriends dick and how big it was!
25. jrzmommy - November 8, 2006 11:23 AM
In other news to laugh about....Madonna's got a shiner on her cheek
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1556285,00.html
26. wedgeone - November 8, 2006 11:25 AM
Can't wait to see them drop like a stone in a year or so. She resemble that photo of the braless Babs from a few weeks back.
#18 - feel free to post a photo of that any time now. Feel free to use my cock if you need to.
27. dmarie - November 8, 2006 11:27 AM
ugh....NEXT!
Britney is gross and now two more kids get to grow up in a broken home...congrats!
28. wedgeone - November 8, 2006 11:28 AM
#24 - can you put your dick and balls back between your legs.
We'll call you an ugly woman and take your picture to show all the people we work with.
29. Brain Embolism - November 8, 2006 11:29 AM
#22 Stallion - Sir Mix A Lot.
30. RichPort - November 8, 2006 11:29 AM
3 words: Future Pamela Anderson
31. Rogue - November 8, 2006 11:29 AM
Is it just me or is she looking a little Courtney Love?
http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/
32. jrzmommy - November 8, 2006 11:32 AM
Reese Witherspoon owes Britney a shitload for taking the focus off of her divorce proceedings.
33. LindsaysLeftLabia - November 8, 2006 11:32 AM
#28, sure, as soon as I pull them out of your moms ass.
34. CourtneyJade - November 8, 2006 11:35 AM
seriously. all i can think about is how horribly lopsided her tits are. it doesnt look natural at all. like...did the milk come into one and not the other? wtf?
35. Angry Ferret Jones - November 8, 2006 11:35 AM
PUT
THOSE
BOOBS
IN
MY
MOUTH
PLEASE
36. PapaHotNuts - November 8, 2006 11:36 AM
My left nut hangs lower than my right nut. But they are both perfect when it comes to letting a woman lick them.
37. killahcheese - November 8, 2006 11:39 AM
If you didn't know, when females are giving breast feeding, their breasts become enlarged because its all swollen up. It will shrink back to its original size once they have done their breast feeding
38. HolisticWisdomcom - November 8, 2006 11:40 AM
Got Milk?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
39. pop - November 8, 2006 11:41 AM
see them in all their glory - check out her sex tape on fleshbot!!
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
40. LindsaysLeftLabia - November 8, 2006 11:41 AM
#37 - which means I have to get them in my mouth before Angry Ferret Jones gets there first!
41. jrzmommy - November 8, 2006 11:41 AM
37--are you Borat?
42. happy hands club - November 8, 2006 11:46 AM
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone! Seriously...I can't believe all this talk about her looking good. Her boobs are lopsided, she's still fat, her haircut is HORRIBLE and she looks like a 50 year old alcholic. She hit the wall.
43. LindsaysLeftLabia - November 8, 2006 11:47 AM
#42 - Then I will lick and hump the wall she hit.
My girl B is looking hot! She's got a fine rack of lamb going on there.
44. normella - November 8, 2006 11:48 AM
i hate that hair. she looked better with brown hair, not black or blonde.
but hey, dumping 170lbs of k-fed gained her points in my book.
45. Shaun - November 8, 2006 11:52 AM
LOL @ poster # 1. Yeah she took one to many spanks on the forehead from Mr. Happy. :-)
http://news.digital-six.net/
46. jrzmommy - November 8, 2006 11:52 AM
yeah, let's all calm down for a second and think about this.......she's gonna want to sing again. And she has that weird voice. And no talent. And those bizarre, jerky dance motion thingies.
Maybe they can work things out to get her knocked up so we have 9 months to think this one through?
47. urwrong - November 8, 2006 11:56 AM
their for milking baby. get in line!
48. happy hands club - November 8, 2006 12:10 PM
#43 You must not have very high standards. Wanting Kearl's sloppy seconds?
49. punkrocky - November 8, 2006 12:40 PM
obviously shes lactating!and usually when that happens, boobs get lopsided.
when shes all dried up, her boobs will be too.
50. Missallanpoe - November 8, 2006 12:43 PM
(squeezes her boobs and dry milk puffs out) ROFL. Jesus tap dancing christ! Her hair is a mess and number 1 is right..look at that shit..her eyes spread farther apart then paris hiltons legs.
51. PrettyBaby - November 8, 2006 12:46 PM
Yep, I nursed my two and when your having sex and you cum, your milk squirts out.
I entertained with my little parlor trick there.
52. HollyJ - November 8, 2006 12:46 PM
Giving a titjob during lactation is a messy business that requires plastic sheeting, a beach towel, and the ability to hold back vomit as you watch high-pressure milk squirting out of your distended nipples and all over the place.
I'm just sayin'
53. PrettyBaby - November 8, 2006 12:47 PM
Fuck her hair is bad
54. dontwannasay - November 8, 2006 12:49 PM
Please..it's so funny to me how everyone thinks those boobs are enormous. My boobs are just as big and I'm not even lactating.
55. here - November 8, 2006 1:07 PM
Those huge aureolas won't shrink when she "dries up", and here's to those floppers shwinging around during doggy! Freckles:not just for breakfast anymore.
56. thisone - November 8, 2006 1:31 PM
Love how all the mommies just assume this selfish bitch breastfeeds. Girl is too self-centered to breastfeed. We all saw the pictures of the nanny bottlefeeding SPF on that escalator while Shitney just stood there and watched. Since when do breasfeeders go ice-skating bra-less and anywhere with little to no leakage protection?
57. 86 - November 8, 2006 1:41 PM
Quick Britney quick!!!.....find Matt McConaughey and fuck his brains out!!
58. loagun - November 8, 2006 2:15 PM
Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:53 AM
So we're really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?
^^ It's either that or Lindsay updates minute by minute
59. Troller - November 8, 2006 3:37 PM
Eyes far apart and diminished intellect are signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS). Methinks Momma Spears had a few too many when she was knocked up with Brit-Brit
60. tsarinaamanda - November 8, 2006 4:42 PM
Johnny Wigger-Hahahaaa!!! Love it!
And Brit's tits look HORRIBLE. If that's what happens when you pop out kids, count me out. When she got that tummy tuck she should've gotten her implants re-done. I don't think she'll ever be hot like she was...she looks terrible. That nasty hair looks like one of those cheap wigs they sell out of the Enquirer, it's coarse and nasty like a horse's mane. She's white trash, plain and simple, and nothing she can do is gonna change that.
61. CelebSlam.com - November 8, 2006 5:33 PM
Welcome back funbags! We missed you!
http://www.celebslam.com
62. Laffinmybuttoff - November 8, 2006 7:04 PM
OH WOW, NEWSFLASH! A breastfeeding woman has large boobs!
63. Laffinmybuttoff - November 8, 2006 7:09 PM
good point on the leakage thing.
64. Leori - November 8, 2006 7:10 PM
Yeah I think that's what usually happens when you have just given birth.
65. Tits_McGhee - November 8, 2006 7:53 PM
Her boobs are about as fake as my orgasms.
66. cardio - November 8, 2006 7:55 PM
Hey, pinky_nip, I've got something to put betwixt yours. As I've said over and over today, I would kill to put my dick betwixt Britney's white trash titties and give her a brand new pearl necklace.
67. pixel killya - November 8, 2006 7:59 PM
So very ugly, talentless, and dumber than a sack of knives. So of course she will be welcomed fully back into the limelight. Thank you U S and A.
68. Ambassador of Sexy - November 8, 2006 10:35 PM
Well, at least this is better than another Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie article....
Right?
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
69. sid - November 9, 2006 5:18 AM
She looks GREAT in the first pic, and awful in the last.
She is confounding, ain't she?
But, Kfed must have a slightly better than average sized cock. I mean, Britney wouldn't have had him any other way. But after a while, even a bitch as stupid as Britney figures out that a dildo can be had for a lot less trouble.
What a stupid bitch...two kids with that fucking no-talent white-trash wigger. May as well have fucked me, for crying out loud, or put an ad in the Hollywood reporter for a rich, smart, good-looking, hung-like-a-horse guy to use for a stud service. She might have even found love, for fuck's sake.
Stupid bitch. Nice tits, though. Only queers complain about those that are lopsided.
70. Mr. Fritz - November 9, 2006 6:09 AM
Hey Troller, you are one funny assed pisser. I'm jealous that I didn't write your comment. She does look like a FAS victim. Why do all the 20 something women in Hollywood look aged?
71. MargeAggedon - November 9, 2006 6:51 AM
They're "Lee press on boobs" latest thing for the hollywood media ho.
When you want to look "demure" you wear the tiny tits. When you're divorcing and looking to hook up with an actual MAN this time, you slap on the hooters jugs.
72. cervantes - November 9, 2006 7:12 AM
i forgot she had boobs. i forgot she was once a sex symbol. i forgot her
73. Reid - November 9, 2006 9:39 AM
Yet another reason to hate K-Fed Yo. The man is so repellent, even puppies, flowers, and ample breasts shrink away from him.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
74. lynzi - November 9, 2006 9:55 AM
of course her boobs are huge, she just had a baby and is probably breast feeding.....logic?!
75. aurealis - November 9, 2006 9:30 PM
Yikes. That's a good Courtney Love impression she's doing.
76. chicano2006 - November 10, 2006 7:15 PM
I think her rack looks sexy as hell and always has. The whole reason she became famous so quick was cuz she had huge knockers at an early age. She is just a walking pair of huge tits. Whos cares about her singing, acting, or Kevin F. all that matters is that she has huge tits and when she makes her comeback she's gonna dance and make them bounce and jiggle. She is my dream girl just because of the size of her boobs. I don't care if they're naturally big or if there implants or if they're filled with milk the point is THEY ARE HUGE and thats all that matters. If they are filled with milk then thats fine with me. I would love to have her breast feed me. It would be a dream come true to be able to suck all the milk out of those huge, gorgeous, sexy, luscious boobs. I'd like to fuck her and just suck on her tits trhe whole time, her face isn't even important all that matters are her huge, jiggly, sexy tits which were made to be sucked on.
77. sexybitch - November 10, 2006 9:45 PM
#76
Oh, you Latinos, you're all such ass men.
78. shutup - November 17, 2006 4:29 PM
I think britney spears looks really really really hot. She lost the weight and her boobs look great and when they skrink they still will look great. My favorite thing about brits body is her nice @$$. I love her booty. I also think she is really talented and i'm sure her next album will be her best work yet!
79. shutup - November 17, 2006 4:41 PM
Anyone hating on her are obviously jealous. If ur a guy 'cause they can't have her they are mad and say mean things. And women want to look like brit but they can't so they say dumb things. Britney you look good girl keep it going. You all are such dumb little nobodies. You all are so dumb that you can't even admit someone looks good. I hate it when people like brit are sooooo talented and soooo attractive, but people like all of you must hate and say stupid things. It must be 'cause you're jealous. And don't try to say you're not, 'cause if you weren't then all you haters wouldn't be so nasty.
80. P3tra - November 19, 2006 8:00 PM
Most of you guys are absolutely pathetic. It's better for me I guess, it gives me bullshit to read but I suggest most of you need to go back to school.
So you really think she has no talent PIXEL KILLYA? She's a pop icon, sold 76 million albums worldwide, makes millions in endorsement and is worth over 100 million $...and she's only 25.
What have you accomplished in your life?. Until you have anything interesting to say, keep your ignorant and pathetic comments to yourself you dumbfuck. This goes for most of you.
81. rsuk - November 26, 2006 11:06 PM
all this classiness will disappear as soon as she's done a couple of weeks with Paris Hilton.
82. FORMULA_KILLS - December 1, 2006 9:11 PM
OOOO U DUMMIES!!
SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS
ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!
SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S
CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST
THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!
BREAST IS BEST!!
THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!
WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!
THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY
-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS
WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??
CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!
GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!
THANK U VERY MUCH!!!
83. FORMULA_KILLS - December 2, 2006 10:11 AM
SHE BREAST FEEDS AND I LOVE HER!!
84. HollywoodSnark - March 28, 2007 8:53 AM
that, plus she's fat now
85. BRITNEY SPEARS - August 17, 2007 3:54 AM
quite superficial
heres what i found
http://www.healthismoney.blogspot.com/
86. David Strong - January 18, 2008 7:42 PM
I would love to lick and suck on them repeatedly.
87. Rick - December 27, 2008 12:54 PM
Britney always has had (and always will have )a nice rack , among other things.
88. Johnny Rightous - August 24, 2009 2:21 PM
I'm no britney fan, but I surely wouldnt kick her out of bed. And those boobs are perfectly fine... I'd give them all the fondling they desire.
89. Captain Fartybuns - October 8, 2009 1:59 AM
Never considered her an attractive person...She kinda looks like a blowfish.
90. Captain Fartybuns - October 8, 2009 1:59 AM
Never considered her an attractive person...She kinda looks like a blowfish.